Kansas Wesleyan University - Coyote Yearbook (Salina, KS)

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Diar of a R.A Too bad we don't get paid by commission. R.A. 6 ma1'y..o.f.atIl.A. Con ider ourself Warned Sept. 24 Dear diary, Today just wasn't my day. I woke up late only to find myself penny locked in my room. If that wasn't bad enough I couldn't get my door open. After a few hours of waiting I took my door off my hinges. I filled out a work order at Noon and it is now 10:30 p.m. and my door is still leaning against the wall. P.S. Lord, I know this is a lot to ask, but could you try and help maintenance get my door back on within the month. Because without a door I can hear every footstep of the guys who try to sneak out of the dorm at 2 a.m. and I'm not getting any sleep. Sept. 25 Dear diary, It's amazing! Maintenance fixed my door, it must be a new record. Excuse me for a minute .. . I'm back now, I just fined a few vagrants for being excessively loud during Quiet Hours. You would think that they would leam, but I guess that is a lotto ask. Sept. 26 Dear diary, I was on duty tonight. All in all it was a pretty uneventful night. I have decided to liven it up. At 5:30 a.m. I will run to the basement, pull the fire alarm. Then, I will run back to my room and act really mad as if I have just been rudely awakened. It is a perfect plan! Sept. 27 Dear diary, At 5:15 somebody pulled the fire alarm. Or did they???? Sept. 28 Dear diary, I must be doing something right. There have been some pretty nasty rumors flying around campus. If I did half the things they said I did, I'd be a very busy person. For example: Last Saturday night I was supposedly seen at Rangers, then I brought a guy home and let him stay the night. The next thing you'll know, I'll be throwing wild parties in my room and serving alcohol from a bar in my closet. Where do people come up with these ideas? Sept. 29 Dear diary, Too bad we don't get paid by commission. Shit, if they paid us that way I'd be making some big time bucks. Not that I'm not making good money now, but just think of all that money I could be making! I'll have to talk to Dave about this. Sept. 30 Dear diary, I was told today that all of the R.A.s take their jobs too seriously. I don't think these people realize how much we actually do tum our backs or bend over backwards just to give them a break. We try our hardest to give everyone the benefit ofthe doubt. If we didn't, we would constantly be writing people up. P.S. The real reason we let a few things slide is so we can break the rules too! Aren't rules are made to be broken? Oct. 1 Dear diary, We had an emergency staff meeting today, you would think the world was coming to an end. It was brought to our attention that there are people living in the basement. Call out the National Guard, call the President. We knew that. We can hear them, and see the messages on their boards Csome of those messages are really interestingj, but we never see them. I mean, you hear a scream one minute and the next minute the hall is empty ,... where do they go? 2' Jo Sharp R.A. Visions -Drawing by Tracie Calcote

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