Kansas Wesleyan University - Coyote Yearbook (Salina, KS)

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Homeworksluffoff P a self monitoring device ...the Wesleyan Way to say it Academaerobics P the extra calorie bum-off that occurs when students, who are late for class, sprint up stairs and down hallways. Brownillenium P the length of time it takes a professor to answer a question. Centerscansion P cruising the student center looking for anyone you know to sit with, and then trying to leave unobtrusively if you don't know anybody. Cramsomnia P the inability to fall asleep after cramming for a big test. Dorm potato P a creature found in dormitories who doesn't get out much and whose favorite pastimes include lying in bed all weekend, eating potato chips, reading romance novels, and whining. Examapopflux P the phenomenon which suddenly increases a class population on test day. Hefketones P a mixture of sound heard in the halls which includes humming, singing, and monologues interspersed with racous laughter.. Jackquisition P learning other students' names by reading the backs of their jackets. Loungemosis P the ability to play pool at the Blue Lounge and study at the same time. Mailbadgers P students seen hovering around the mailboxes who constantly bother the mailroom employees by asking if the mail lS in. Microspaceadventure re-entry P the jolt a student experiences upon returning from La-La Land and realizing 10 minutes of notes have been missed. Grganizationaffiliation negatoid P someone who is not involved in any organization but has plenty to say about all of them. Overorganizationaftiliationoid P a person who is involved in practically every campus organization in existance. Oweninfo P the five minute blurbs of information and anecdotes a professor presents prior to the lecture. Pigeometering P resorting to counting the number of pigeons on the windowsill outside of class because you haven't a clue what the lecture is about or you are totally bored. Jadcqukition . , 'Q E H3 Pigeometering used by many to avoid student bum-out. Cramsomnia Lo1mgemosis Dorm potato It's a brainstorm. Members of the Advance staff, Cindy Wunder, Kirsten Stanton, and Brian Phillips create new Coyoglets. Academaerobits Coyoglet CKi og litj P any word that doesn't appear in the KW student handbook but should.

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