Kansas Wesleyan University - Coyote Yearbook (Salina, KS)

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Homeworksluffoff P a self monitoring device ...the Wesleyan Way to say it Academaerobics P the extra calorie bum-off that occurs when students, who are late for class, sprint up stairs and down hallways. Brownillenium P the length of time it takes a professor to answer a question. Centerscansion P cruising the student center looking for anyone you know to sit with, and then trying to leave unobtrusively if you don't know anybody. Cramsomnia P the inability to fall asleep after cramming for a big test. Dorm potato P a creature found in dormitories who doesn't get out much and whose favorite pastimes include lying in bed all weekend, eating potato chips, reading romance novels, and whining. Examapopflux P the phenomenon which suddenly increases a class population on test day. Hefketones P a mixture of sound heard in the halls which includes humming, singing, and monologues interspersed with racous laughter.. Jackquisition P learning other students' names by reading the backs of their jackets. Loungemosis P the ability to play pool at the Blue Lounge and study at the same time. Mailbadgers P students seen hovering around the mailboxes who constantly bother the mailroom employees by asking if the mail lS in. Microspaceadventure re-entry P the jolt a student experiences upon returning from La-La Land and realizing 10 minutes of notes have been missed. Grganizationaffiliation negatoid P someone who is not involved in any organization but has plenty to say about all of them. Overorganizationaftiliationoid P a person who is involved in practically every campus organization in existance. Oweninfo P the five minute blurbs of information and anecdotes a professor presents prior to the lecture. Pigeometering P resorting to counting the number of pigeons on the windowsill outside of class because you haven't a clue what the lecture is about or you are totally bored. Jadcqukition . , 'Q E H3 Pigeometering used by many to avoid student bum-out. Cramsomnia Lo1mgemosis Dorm potato It's a brainstorm. Members of the Advance staff, Cindy Wunder, Kirsten Stanton, and Brian Phillips create new Coyoglets. Academaerobits Coyoglet CKi og litj P any word that doesn't appear in the KW student handbook but should.

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K0daflex Only a 'Coyog1et can explain the bizarre antigravitational phenomenon that affects an individual's leg, causing it to rise when posing for a snapshot. g Hang on. Marty Leal, Stephanie Cunningham, Fernando Benavides, and Kristin Horrigan discover that kodaflex may surprise anyone. Photo by Cindy Wunder. Lisa Lintz and Jennifer Fessenden fall prey to the forces of kodaflex on the volleyball court. Photo by Cindy Wunder. 511' Q11 a . 26511. f , Q KW talks Coyoglets 16! Opening Sometimes striking at full force, kodaflex influences the entire drill team. Photo by Cindy Wunder. An underclassmen was overheard to say that he wished the seniors from the past years had put together a collection of everything a student should know about each instructor and his or her classes. This would save the new students from spending the first half of each semester trying to figure out just what it is that the instructors want. In October of 1986, a partial solution to this problem came about. Kirsten Stanton, in coop- eration with other members of the Advance staff, started naming objects, individuals encounters, and situations found on the KV campus. Inspired by Rich Hall's book Sniglets, this collection came to be known at Coyoglets. by Cindy Wunder

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