Kansas Wesleyan University - Coyote Yearbook (Salina, KS)

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Auditor and Executive Secretary lt is in DR. PLANTZy office that the an' nual budget of about 35121000 is collected and expended. Nonononono, my dear readers, the students are not held up for l' A' PLANT! anything like that. You see, there is C' W' STEVENS evidently somebody in the background who is interested in giving us a college education. So when you line up again with your enrollment cards in one hand and your checkbook in the other, suppress that feeling of irreparable loss and donlt be sore at DR. PLANTZ. And when the auditor puts a letter in the letter rack for you concerning that note for forty doubloons at eight per cent, be nonchalant. DR. PLANTZ very likely had a good reason for posting that little missive and in all probability you'll get several more like it during the year. DR. STEVENS is not a very conspicuous person around the campus. In fact, a good executive secretary oughtn't to spend his time on the campus, so we are informed. His work consists of keeping up the good relations of Wesleyan with her conference, helping to find that iBl25,000, and interpreting the Wesleyan atmosphere to the home folks. With his experience as pastor and district superintendent and in the field of philanthropic finance, he is a real force behind Wesleyan. CAROL PLANTZ, the young lady at the desk, keeps the books and types those touching little epistles mentioned above. Evidently the Smith Brothers Qnot those of cough drop famel are transacting important business at the counter, showing a preference to remain outside the bars. ! . 1 1 - ,, . .. . .. .A , .- , : - f ef , A ,.- , ' . t - ' - A. if R -- ,gn-ff Page Twenty-six

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E, ...,A,b. ,.e-,,.,,, . --- .,,, ,T .J . 1. ti. xi.. i 2 .r il 5,14-5. Registrar Miss HELEN ANIDERSON, Registrar, was asked to write an account of the various duties and griefs that center around the Registrar's Qffice. We think the following poem submitted by her tells the whole story. THE REGISTRARS OFFICE Registrar? ojfce-just what does that mean? Park around a while and it is easily seen: No need to consult Webster at all, when here Information is dispensed as freely as air! It is also a receiving station for tales of woe: l'a'e lost my bookg my head aches soi Will the Dean excuse me for this? Alas! What is the penalty for cutting class? Here records are kept-both good and bad, The deeds and doings of each lass and lad. It is all written down in black and white, And some of those records are truly a sight. There are absences recorded from chapel and class, ffhough it's a perfect nuisance, as one could guessj, Scholastic achievement is recorded, too, Along with Jflllles and flunks-a few, 'Twould take too long to enumerate it all But one more thing I do 'reeallg Transcripts are called for by the score, Each one requires an hour or more, It's really important, I simply can't wait, I must have it immediately, they always state And so it goes, day in, day out, And we sometimes wonder what it is all about, ff-'T'-ffffi ,fAN 'ia -1 ld: 5- t . .e ' f -' ' .1 ,. Page Twenty-fi ve li: il, sl :gi I l ll gi ll lil IE! It It li nl il' ' i V ll f 1 l i if ,. Il' l'i :E ,. ,. E E it ,V i i. .-,

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MARY CAMPHELL F. C. PETERS BULA GARDNER CARLHLINE MATSON Languages Whether one's ambition is to parler Francais, sprechen Deutsch, or parlare Latina, his ambitions may be fulfilled at K. W. U. Miss CAMPBELL is head of the department of French. There has been rather a great interest at Wesleyan-we wonder if the cause might not be that with such a charming instructor it would be a pleasure to study French. Miss CAMP- BELL is assisted in this department by MALCOLM STUARTQ MR. STUART also renders much extra-curricular assistance. PROFESSOR PETERS has been the head of the German department for the last twenty years. MR. PETERS has been in Germany the past year picking up new ideas to spring on his Dutch'l classes when he returns. We are anxious to see if there will be any marked difference in our professor after having spent a year in study- and German beer gardens. MISS GARDNER has taught German during PROFESSOR PETERS, absence, as well as Latin. Next year Miss GARDNER will replace MISS MATSON as head of the Latin department. Miss Gardner had the usual amount of difficulty with freshmen ath- letes which PROFESSOR PETERS has had for the last twenty years. MISS MATSON has long instructed pueri and puellue in the lingua Latina at Kansas Wesleyan. By her long service she has earned a leave of absence, which she will take next year. Page Twenty-seven