Kansas Wesleyan University - Coyote Yearbook (Salina, KS)

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E, ...,A,b. ,.e-,,.,,, . --- .,,, ,T .J . 1. ti. xi.. i 2 .r il 5,14-5. Registrar Miss HELEN ANIDERSON, Registrar, was asked to write an account of the various duties and griefs that center around the Registrar's Qffice. We think the following poem submitted by her tells the whole story. THE REGISTRARS OFFICE Registrar? ojfce-just what does that mean? Park around a while and it is easily seen: No need to consult Webster at all, when here Information is dispensed as freely as air! It is also a receiving station for tales of woe: l'a'e lost my bookg my head aches soi Will the Dean excuse me for this? Alas! What is the penalty for cutting class? Here records are kept-both good and bad, The deeds and doings of each lass and lad. It is all written down in black and white, And some of those records are truly a sight. There are absences recorded from chapel and class, ffhough it's a perfect nuisance, as one could guessj, Scholastic achievement is recorded, too, Along with Jflllles and flunks-a few, 'Twould take too long to enumerate it all But one more thing I do 'reeallg Transcripts are called for by the score, Each one requires an hour or more, It's really important, I simply can't wait, I must have it immediately, they always state And so it goes, day in, day out, And we sometimes wonder what it is all about, ff-'T'-ffffi ,fAN 'ia -1 ld: 5- t . .e ' f -' ' .1 ,. Page Twenty-fi ve li: il, sl :gi I l ll gi ll lil IE! It It li nl il' ' i V ll f 1 l i if ,. Il' l'i :E ,. ,. E E it ,V i i. .-,

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fs- .9 - i f - e i, af gli' :HHHQ CCZQWWFIE .. ,, lr rf 'LQ' W i i seg? ,.,. i ,, i v fgllis lf'-li ills D f ean o Women The little girlies who are away from i home and mother for the first time need ilil somebody to take care of them, keep them from getting homesick and crying aisle! CAROUNE RQMMSON in their pillows and help them get used MRS-MARY A' AMR 2 to strenuous college life. Q1 DEAN MATSON and MOTHER ADAIR have that rivilege and responsibility. liffll w p ' i l l Ml Miss MATSON has been dean of women at Wesleyan twelve years, and her ex- TH perience and understanding and interest in the college women have won her the lm, lffq' friendship of many students and alumni. -952 QE? I is 31 The suite of offices of the dean of women includes an attractive private office , Q ,i 4 1 'Qf and a comfortably furnished social room where the women may meet informally 'l between classes. Really a homelike little place. 2 ' 'l fling lf i And then there is Schuyler hall, the home for homeless women, where women f l students from out of town may take up residence and become members of MOTHER if l H ADAIR,S numerous family. l N, i ll l lllg , , li 1 f 'l y il l 1 ll l l l 1 li Hi l r If 3m , ll if i w A dw o L 'flu Wil' 225 a 5 441 lliii 6 w SMF ff, .hu '. --NN 5 L Y NWYQNJ 3 as 1 K Wu leaf at - , -se. -e-gc.:a 'ref s-:ff Z rv V ,ZZ 'Y Page Twenty-four

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Auditor and Executive Secretary lt is in DR. PLANTZy office that the an' nual budget of about 35121000 is collected and expended. Nonononono, my dear readers, the students are not held up for l' A' PLANT! anything like that. You see, there is C' W' STEVENS evidently somebody in the background who is interested in giving us a college education. So when you line up again with your enrollment cards in one hand and your checkbook in the other, suppress that feeling of irreparable loss and donlt be sore at DR. PLANTZ. And when the auditor puts a letter in the letter rack for you concerning that note for forty doubloons at eight per cent, be nonchalant. DR. PLANTZ very likely had a good reason for posting that little missive and in all probability you'll get several more like it during the year. DR. STEVENS is not a very conspicuous person around the campus. In fact, a good executive secretary oughtn't to spend his time on the campus, so we are informed. His work consists of keeping up the good relations of Wesleyan with her conference, helping to find that iBl25,000, and interpreting the Wesleyan atmosphere to the home folks. With his experience as pastor and district superintendent and in the field of philanthropic finance, he is a real force behind Wesleyan. CAROL PLANTZ, the young lady at the desk, keeps the books and types those touching little epistles mentioned above. Evidently the Smith Brothers Qnot those of cough drop famel are transacting important business at the counter, showing a preference to remain outside the bars. ! . 1 1 - ,, . .. . .. .A , .- , : - f ef , A ,.- , ' . t - ' - A. if R -- ,gn-ff Page Twenty-six