University of Kansas - Jayhawker Yearbook (Lawrence, KS)

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NOVEMBER 1938 13 Father Time Relates the Sept. 10 Rush week begins. Be- ware of Greeks who come bearing gifts! All knowledge is not from books, proclaims a writer in the pre- registration Kansan. Somebody must have been to college before. Sept. 17 Dale Brody Shroff, Master of Trumpetorial Hot Licks, is reported to have gone East to study for the priesthood. To understudy Gabriel perhaps? Sept. 19 Fraternities on the Hill report 328 converts to the Greek cause. Sorority pledges are already old hands. One with an arrow on said that she had been rushed by three sororities, Kappa, Theta, and the one she pledged, Pi Foo. Sept. 20 The Hill sleeps late after a cool evening of rolling, rollicking ryhthm at the opening varsity. First meeting of the Men ' s Student Council is indeed propitious practically knockdown and drag-out. Sept. 2 1 F our thousand one hundred forty-one of the total unofficial enrollment of 4142 are at the Union Building open house and free mixer. Rumors that someone found room to dance are unconfirmed. Sept. 22 Classwork in all depart- ments officially begins today. That ' s the trouble. When you start having a good time, they start some unneces- sary complication to take the fun out of life. At the freshman capping, the line was longer than the fee line, but twice as pleasant. Sept. 23 The opening convocation and the first rally of the year today. This evening, the traditional church receptions. Heard in center Strong Hall, Sure I ' m a Baptist, but the Con- gregationalists dance at their ' s ... Sept. 24 Fans ' tonsils took a terrific beating in the Kansas-Texas win when Miller intercepted a Longhorn pass and sprinted 95 yards to a touchdown. The final score was 19-18. Sept. 27 Students ' mugs are being released on activity books. Appropri- ate caption for some might read SEX FIEND SLAYS SIX. Glee club hopefuls give out in hope. Sept. 28 Independent leaders an- nounce plans for a newsreel, a fashion show, and a free hour dance for Friday night next. It is reported that many Greeks consider deserting to the barbs for the evening. Sept. 29 Hearings on Campus par k- ing permits reveal so many cases of flat feet that Amalgamated Arch Supports jumped eight points when the news reached Wall Street. The Engineers dissipate with cider and doughnuts at their annual mixer. Sept. 30 The Sour Owl, a purpor- ted humor publication, appeared for the first time this year on the campus today. It ' s not funny, it ' s clean! (???) Kansas Jayhawkers leave for South Bend with the best intentions in the world. Sept. 31 Although the Jayhawkers intentions were good, they could have used army tanks to greater advantage. The Fighting Bohunks of Notre Dame had to use 81 men to eke out their 52-0 win over the home boys. Oct. 1. This is the twelfth day of autumn, but the weather man doesn ' t know it. He ' s slower to catch on than a Chi Omega pledge. Ninety-degree weather, white shoes, and shirtsleeves seem to be the order of the day. Oct. 2 Chancellor Lindley has passed his sixty-ninth milestone in the remarkable time of sixty-nine years flat. Still vigorous in mind and body, he is no older than his youngest student. Oct. 4 The M.S.C. plans to study- dormitories. Don ' t they know by now that the only place students sleep is in their classes. Oct. 6 Ku Ku pledges get it in the (censored). Anyone who would take the beating they get must be a bit daft. The rumor is here confirmed that a girl did receive the key to the stadium in a speech class. (Name and address furnished upon receipt of one dollar to cover cost of packing and mailing. ) Oct. 7 The medical school election features railroading of a rare quality. Even Big Tom Pendergast might get a few pointers from the Phi Chi-Phi Beta Pi combine. Open houses are on. More fun! Oct. 8 The Kansas Jayhawks ex- acted a 58-14 tribute from the Wash- ubrn Ichabods in a game which was not marred by sportsmanlike conduct. That was all that kept it from being a bore.

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12 THE JAYHAWKER Have You Seen Ward ' s Modern Flower Shop? For Any And Every Occasion, SEND FLOWERS Always The APPROPRIATE GIFT The Finest in Flowers at WARD ' S 910 MASS. PHONE 820 CORNER GROCERY PHONE 618 303 WEST 13TH 18 Years of Pleasant Dealings with Students Meats, Cheese, Fancy Wafers, Fresh Fruits and Vegetables, and Picnic Supplies STUDENT ACCOUNTS FREE DELIVERY BECAUSE work on the first issue of the Jay hawker must be started before classes begin and be- fore anybody knows who ' s who and what ' s what, staff positions must be filled largely by invitation. However, such need not and should not be the case for the Christmas issue. Hence, we take this opportunity of inviting anyone interested in writing, editorial work, office work, or the business end of publishing to apply at the Jayhawker office, third floor of the Union Building within the next few days. Since the Jayhawker is a pub- lication for students, it should re- present the work of as many indi- viduals as possible. The staff is by no means complete and there is a constant need for new names. Many and varied are our special needs. We ' d like to see any can- dids you have of football, rallies, Homecoming, or anything in har- mony with the girls ' issue. Awarded a permanent job will be the person who can: write screamingly funny articles, subtle satire, or cutting irony; draw car- toons on Campus topics that are definitely with ; or write non- didactic light verse. We also need plain, unadorned feature writers. Bring along samples of your work and ideas. Aspirants to the editorship and business manager ' s job should not wait another day to get started. We ' ll look for you at the office between 1:30 and 5:00. WHEN YOU WANT the latest in dry cleaning and laundry service there is only one place in Lawrence where they are both for sale. The price is RIGHT too. Call 383 LAWRENCE LAUNDRY DRY CLEANERS WE CLEAN EVERYTHING YOU WEAR BUT YOUR SHOES Our Careful, Superior Service is Your Assurance of Better Results LET US RENEW YOUR DRESS OR SUIT Phone 101 ADVANCE CLEANERS 1019 MASS.

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