University of Kansas - Jayhawker Yearbook (Lawrence, KS)

Text from Pages 1 - 318 of the 1906 volume:

1 I Smrharokw YEAR BOOK Of the Senior Class UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS JAMES WOODS GREEN DEDICATED TO JAMES WOODS GREEN In every school, there is an ideal: a person to whom the students look for judg- ment, consolation or advice in all college disputes and troubles. In some schools, it is the Prexie; 11 in others it is the football coach; in the University of Kansas, it is Uncle Jimmy Green. The Kansan. 3n MARSHALL FAIRCHILD, ' 09, Kingman, Kansas. 1887 December 30, 1905. THE COLLEGE. HUGH VANTRESS STEWART, ' 09, Council Grove, Kansas. 1886 January n, 1906. THE COLLEGE. 3n iHntuiriam LAWRENCE J. BR1GGS. 06, North Lawrence, Kansas. August 23, 1883 January 26, 1906. SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING. VIOLET CORNELISON, ' 08, Reserve, Kansas. 1885 February 26, 1906. THE COLLEGE. Foreword Gentle critics, we crave your charity. Though there was joy in the making of this book, it cost us many weary hours of earnest toil. It has its faults ; it has its virtues ; be merciful to the former ; praise the latter. Yourselves are the material from which the book is made, we are only the humble makers. If the finished product finds not favor in your sight, the fault is in the material, the craftsmen are not to blame. Pray, then, spare your gentle selves. The book is vours. CHANCELLOR FRANK STRONG. The Fortieth Milestone. THE best part of the annual progress of the University, as of the institution in general, is not material and visable. It is to be found in the annual increment of earnestness and sturdiness and power in the stu- dents, in the growth of capacity and zeal in the teaching force, in the knitting of closer relations be- tween the University and the people of the State. The year now closing has been a satisfactory one in these directions. In particular has there been a growth in the loyalty of the students to the highest interest of the University. They have come to feel as men and women their responsibility for the good name of the school. This feeling has led to the abolition, by common consent, of the good-natured disorder of class conflicts, a course of action which has aroused wide and favorable comment in the state and without. The tone of student life tends constantly to become more intense and business-like. There is a distinct and growing determination to correct abuses in athletic and social circles. In the latter line some hopeful experiments have been made. The near future will see the restriction of formal functions to temperate hours and suitable seasons. In athletics the University of Kansas has not in the past few year? suffered from as great abuses as many other institutions, and consequently the demands of the public sentiment of the country for reforms will involve less radical changes here. Bui such changes will be made as wisdom and experience have shown to be desirable and Kansas will not be found lagging in the forward movement. Not for some years has the University been represented by so responsible and conscientious a students ' journal. The relations of students and faculty have been most cordial and helpful. Outwardly the year is marked by the completion and dedication of Green Hall, by the formal opening of the Medical School, by the completion of the Medical Pavilion of the Eleanor Taylor Bell Memorial Hospital, and by the beginning of work on the Auditorium-Gymnasium, and the Clinical Laboratorv of the Eleanor Taylor Bell Hospital, both of which will be finished by another Commencement. Systematic work is now being pursued toward the developement of the grounds, beginning with Oread Avenue. That hitherto unsightly approach to the Universitv will with the summer become a creditable forecourt of the main campus. WILLIAM HERBERT CARRTTH. BOARD OF REGENTS HON. WILLIAM A. WXVITE, Emporia. HON. THOMAS M. POTTER, Peabocly. HON. ALEXANDER C. MITCHELL, Lawrence. HON. SCOTT HOPKINS, Horton. HON. FRANK G. CROWELL, Atchison. HON. THOMAS W. BUTCHER, Wellington. CHANCELLOR FRANK STRONG, Lawrence. LIBRARY FORCE 1 1 12 THE FACULTY GRADUAT COLLEGE FRANK WILSON BLACKMAR. PH. D., 1889, (Johns Hopkins). Dean of the Graduate School, and Profeesor of Sociology and Ec- onomics, 1889. OUN TKMPUN. A. B., 1886, A. M., M. S., 1890, (Uni- versity of Kansas). Dean of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences, and Professor of Philosophy, 1893; 1886. FRANK OUN MARVIN. A. B., 1871, A. M., 1874, (Allegheny). Dean of the School of Engineering and Professor of Civil Engineering, 1882. 1875. WILLIAM HERBERT CARRUTH. A. B., 1880, (University of Kansas). A. M., 1889, PH. D., 1893, (Harvard .. Vice- President of the Faculties, and Pro- fessor of the Germanic Languages and Literatures, 1882; 1879. FRANCIS HUNTINGTOX SNOW. A. B., 1862, A. M., 1865. PH. D.. 1881. (Will- iams). LL. D., 1890, (Princeton). Professot of Organic Evolution, Systemat- ic Entomology, and Meteorology, 1901; 1866. EPHRIAM MILLER. A. B., iS 5 5, A. M. 1858. PH. D.. 189 . i Allegheny . Professor of Mathematics and Astronomy, 1875: 1874. EDGAR HENRY SL ' MMERFIELD BAILEY. PH. B.. 1873, (Yale). PH. D., 1883, (Illinois Wesleyati . Professor of Chemistry and Metallurgy, and Director of Chemical Laboratories, 1883. CHARLES GRAHAM DUNLAP. A. B., 1883, A. M., 1899, (Ohio Wesleyan). LITT. D., 1892, (Princeton . Professor of English Literature, 1890; 1887. EDWIN MORTIMER HOPKINS. A. B., 1888, PH. D., 1894, (Princeton |. Professor of Rhetoric and English Lan- guage, 1893; 1889. FRANK HEYWOOD HODDER. A. B., 1883, PH. M., 1883, (University of Michigan). Professor of American History and Polit- ical Science, 1893; 1891. ERASMUS HAWORTH. B.S., 1881, M. S., 1884, (University of Kansas). PH. D., 1888, (Johns Hopkins). Professor o f Geology, Mineralogy, and Mining, and Superintendent Geological Survey, 1894; 1892. LUCIEN IRA BLAKE. A. B., 1877, (Amherst). PH. D., 1884, (Berlin). Professor of Physics and Electrical Engin- eering, 1887. ARTHUR TAPPAN WALKER. A. B.. 1887, (University of New York City). A. M., 1892, (Vanderbilt). PH. D., 1898, (University of Chicago). Director the Summer Session, and Pro- fessor Latin Language and Literature, 1897. ARVIN SOLOMON OLIN. A. B., 1892, (Ottawa University). A. M., 1894, (Uni versity of Kansas). Professor of Education, 1899; 1893. WILBUR CORTEZ ABBOTT. A. B., 1892, A. M., 1903. (Wabash College). B. LiTT., 1897, (Oxon). Professor of European History, 1902. 16 IDA HENRIETTA HYDE. B. S., 1891, (Cornell). PH. D., 1896, (Heidell erg, Germany). Professor of Physiology, 1 905 ; 1 899. BRFCE VICROY HILL. PH, D., 1902, (Berlin). x Vrofcssw of P m ' -v and Electrical 19- 5 . WILLIAM HAMILTON JOHNSON. A. B.. 1885, A. M., 1892, ( University of Kansas). Professor Education, 1905. and High-School I ' i si tor. 1903. ALEXANDER MARTIN WILCOX. A. B., 1877. PH. D., 1880, (Yale). ] ' rofessor of Greek Language and Literature, XV-j. LEWIS LINDSAY DYCHE. A. B.. B.S., 1884, A. M. 1886, M.S., i8S8, (University of Kansas). Professor Systematic Zoology, 1889, 1883. WILLIAM CHASE STEVENS. B. S., 1885. M. S., 1893, (University of Kansas). Professor of Hot any, 1X99; 1889. EUGENIE GALLOO. B. L., 1892, (University of Michigan). Academic de Paris, Brevet, 1881, Sorbonne. 1884. (University of France ) . A. M. 1895, ( University of Kansas. ) Professor Romance Languages and L iteratnres, 900; 1 89 1 JOHN ELOF BOODIN. A. B., 1895, A. M, 1896, (Brown). PH. D., 1899, (Harvard). 1 ' rofessor of Philosophy, 1904. JAMES NAISMITH. A. B., 1887, (McGill University). M. D., 1898, (Gross Medical College). Associate Professor of Physical Education , and Chapel Director, 1898. MARSHALL ALBERT BARBER. A. B., 1891, (University of Kansas). A. M., 1894, (Harvard). Associate Professor of Cryptogramic Bot- any and Bacteriology, 1899; 1895. CLARENCE ERWIN McCLUNG. PH. G., 1892, A. B., 1896, A. M., 1898, PH. D., 1902, (University of Kansas). Acting Dean of the Scientific Department, School of Medicine, and Assistant Pro- fessor of Zoology, 1901; 1897. ELMER FRANKLIN ENGEL. A. B., 1892, (University of Kansas). A. M., 1898, (Harvard). Associate Professor of German, 1905; 1892. PERLEY F. WALKER. B. M. E., 1896, (University of Maine). M. M. E., 1901, (Cornell). Associate Professor of Mechanical Engin- eering, EDGAR GEORGE FRAZIER. PH. B., 1900, (Tabor), 1901, (University of Chicago). Associate Piofessor of Public Speaking and Debate, 1905; 1901 . SAMUEL JOHN HUNTER. A. B,, 1893, A. M., 1893, (University of Kansas) Associate Professor o f Entomology, 1899; 1896. MILES WILSON STERLING. A. B., 1883, A. M., 1893, (University of Kansas) Associate Professor of Gieek, 1901; 1883. RAPHAEL DORMAN O ' LEARY. A. B., ( Universary of Kansas, 1893; Harvard, 1895)- Associate Professor of English, 1901; 8o6. HANNAH OLIVER. A. B. 1874, A. M., 1888, (University of Kansas) Associate Professor of Latin, 1905; 1890. MERVIN TUBMAX SUDLER. PH. D , 1899, (Johns Hopkins). M. D., 1901, (College of Physicians and Sur- geons, Baltimore). Dean of the Scientific Department of the .School of Medicine, and Associate Prof- essor of Anatomy , 1905. SAMUEL CHARLES EMLEY. A. B. 1899. (University of Kansas). M D., 1902, (Rush Medical College). Associate Prof essor of Pathology , 1905. CHARLES MOREAU HARGER. L H. D., 1901, (Bethany). Director and Lecturer, Course injoutnal- isin, 1905. SELDEN LINCOLN WHITCOMB. A. B.. 1887, (Iowa College). A. M., 1893, (Columbia). Associate Professor of English Litertui e, ' 95- ' 9 MARVIN EVERETT RICE. B. S. 1891, M. S., 1893, (University of Kansas). Assistant Professor of Physics and Elec- trical Engineering, 892 . FRANK EMERSON WARD. (State Normal, Indiana). Superintendent Fowler Shops Instruction, 1899; 1889. and Shop ARCHIBALD HOGG. A. B., 1894, LL. B., 1896, (University of Kan- sas). ' Assistant Professor of Philosophy, 1899. RALPH WALDO CONE. A. B., 1895, (University of Kansas). A. M., 1897, (Harvard). Assistant Professor of Sociology and Ec- onomics, 1899. WILLIAM CHRISTIAN HOAD. B.S., 1898, (University of Kansas). Assictant Professor of Civil Engineering, 1900. JOHN NICHOLAS VANDERVRIES. A. B., 1896, A. M., 1899, (Hope). PH. D. ( 1901, (Clark). Assistant Professor of Mathematics, 1901 . 20 MARGARET LYNN. B.S., 1889, (Tarkio). A. M., 1900, (University of Nebraska). Assistant Professor of English, 1901. RICHARD McNAMEE FREEMAN. E. E., 1900, (Lehigh). Assistant Professor of Electrical Engin- eering, 1901. GEORGE JUSSEN HOOD. B. S., 1902, (University of Kansas). Assistant Professor of Mechanical Draw- ing, 1902. ARTHUR JEROME BOYNTON. A. B., 1901, (Harvard). A. M., 1902, Columbia). Assistant Professor of Sociology and Ec- onomics, 1903. CHARLES HAMILTON ASHTON. A. B., 1887, (Union). A. M., 1893, (Harvard). Assistant Professor of Mathematics, 1903. GEORGE FREDERICK KAY. B. S., A. M., 1902, (Toronto). Assistant Professor of Geology and Min- eralogy, 1904. ALBERT KEMP HUBBARD. PH. B., 1901, (Yale). Assistant Professor of Civil Engineering, 1904- CHARLES IVES CORP. B. S., 1903, (University of Kansas). Assistant Professor of Mechanical Engi- neering, i go 4. LOUIS EUGENE SISSON. A. B., 1904, (Leland Stanford). Assistant Professor of Rhetoric, 1905; 1904. HERBERT ALLAN RICE. C. E., 1897, (Ohio State University). Assistant Projessor of Civil Engineering, 1905- ADAM FREEMONT HENDRIX. A. B., 1893, A. M. 1894, (Central). Assistant Professoi of Latin, 1905; goi. EBEN F. CROCKER. Superintendant of Buildings and CJi oiinds, 1902. EDWIN FISKE STIMPSON. B. S., 1890, (University of Kansas). Assistant Professor of Physics, 1905: 1901 . NED JOHNSON WHEELER. B. S., 1902, (Purdue University). Assistant Ptofoessor of Mechanical En- gineering, 1905. WILLIAM CLARENCE LANSDON. A. B., 1888, (Kansas Normal College). fanager of AthMics, 1905. LAWRENCE C. HODSON. B. C. E., 1900. i Iowa State College). E. M., 1901. i Michigan College of Mines). Assistant Professor of Mining Engineer- ing. 1905. GEORGE LUTHER LINCOLN. A. B.. 1896, A. M., 1897, (Harvard). Assistant Professor of Ft ench, 1899. ALMA LE Dl ' C. PH. B., 1899. i University of Chicago). Assistant Professor of French and Span- ish, i goo. ALBERTA LINTON CORBIN. A. B.. 1893, (University of Kansas). PH. D.. 1902, (Yale). Assistant Professor of German, FREDERICK NEWTON RAYMOND. A. B.. 1896, ( University of Kansas). A. M.. 1897. (Columbia;. Assistant Professor of English, 1901. CARL LOTUS BECKER. B. L., 1896, (University of Wisconsin). Assistant Professor of European History, 1902. FRANK EGBERT BRYANT. B. L., 1899, A. M., 1901, (University of Michigan ). Assistant Professor of English, 1902. RALPH EMERSON BASSETT. A. B., 1889, A. M., 1890, (Harvard) Assistant Professor of Romance Languages, MARY COOLIDGE FISH. (Sargent Normal School of Physical Training). Assistant Professor of Physical Education, 1905; WILLIAM JACOB BAUMGARTNER. A. B. 1900, A. M. 1901, (University of Kansas). Assistant P) of essor of Zoology and Histology, 1905; HENRY OTTO KRUSE. A. B. 1904, A. M. 1903, (University of Kansas) Assistant Professor of German, 1905; ELISE NEUENSCHWANDER. A. B. 1898, (Universi ty of Kansas). Assistant Professor of Fiench, 1905. CHARLES HENRY GRAY. B. L. 1895, M. L. 1896, (University of Michigan). PH. D., 1904, (University of Chicago). Assistant Profesor of Rhetoric, 1905. WALLACE NOTESTEIN. A. B., 1900, (Wooster). A. M., 1903, (Yale). Assistant Professor of European History, 1905. HERBERT HUNTER VAUGHAN. A. B., 1903, (University of Michigan). Assistant Professor of French, 1905. WILLIAM JOSEPH PELO. A. B., 1894, A. M., 1904, (Harvard). Assistant Professor of Education, 1905. INSTRUCTORS GEORGE WILLIS HANSON. Forge and Foundry Instructor, 1899. HARRIET GREISSINGER. MI S. B., 1895. (University of Kansas). Instructor in Piano, 1002. ERICH MUENTER. A. B. 1899, (University of Chicago). Instructor in Germanic Languages and Literatures, 1901. EUGENE SMITH. M. D. 1876; (Rush). Demonstrator in Anatomy, 1903. FRANK EVERETT JONES. Armour Institute, i Instructor in Carpentry and I ' attern-making, 1903. HERBERT WILLIAM EMERSON. HH. C.. 1901, B. S., 1902, (University of Michigan). Instructor in Pharmacy, 1903. LULU GARDNER, t A. B.. 1905, ' University of Kansas). Instructor in English L iterature, 1905; 1903. RALPH WALDO BAHNER.t A. B. 1901, ( Lane University). A. M. 19 5, ( University of Kansas!. Instructor in German. ' 905; 1904. Absent on leave. 19 X - ' 06. fAppointed for one year. - Graduate School . ARTHUR H. BASYE, A. M. CLARA M. CARR, A. M. NELLIE KING CURETON, A. M. GUSSIE DUKE, A. M. MARIE GREENE, A. M. GRACE HAYWARD, A. M. ROY E. HOSKINS, A. M. MINNIE LEACH, A. M. ETHEL LINDNER, A. M. J. W. MAYBERRY, A. M. U. S. MITCHELL, A. M. U. G. POTTER, A. M. LULLU RENN, A. M. RICHARD E. SCAMMON, A. M. LIZZIE W. vSMITH. WALTER G. STROMQUIST, A. M. LALIA B. WALLING, A. M. EDETHA WASHBURN, A. M, 26 en i i . BIRDIE ONETA GREENOUGH, A. B. Wilson. Y. W. C. A. She has a case. I pray thee, speak no more. IDA MARGARET AHLBORN, A. B. Smith Center. XQ; Quill Club; Junior Promenade Committee. I cannot Laing be wi ' thee ARTHUR DUNN PITCHER, A. B. Havensville. 4 BK; 22; Religious and Philosophical Union; Y. M. C. A.; Fellow in Mathematics, ' 05, ' 06. The man who thinks, lives in a little world of his own. WILLIAM MADISON MAYFIELD, A.B. Lansing. Y. M. C. A.; Religious and Philosophical Union. Men of few words are the best of men. WALTER BENJAMIN SATTKRTHWAIT. A. B. Girard. Silence is divine, speech is human. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN SINCLAIR, A. B. Hooser. He makes a solitude, and calls it peace. FRED O. WULFEKUHLER, B. A. Leavenworth. T A; 6 N E; Dramatic Club. ' ' I am as sober as a judge. GERTRUDE GILMORE, A. B. Lawrence. Y. W. C. A. ' ' The hand that made you fair hath made you good . ' ' FRANK F. RUPERT, A. B. Arkansas City. 2 ; Snow Literary Society. Frank. Nature, rather curious than in haste Hath well composed thee. ULYSSES GRANT MITCHELL, A. B. Law- rence. 4 BK; SZ; Fellow in Education, ' 04, ' 05; Assistant Instructor in American History, ' 05, ' 06. He hath an excellent good name. HERBERT TUTHILL, A. B. Salina. Senior Play. ' 05. The girls all think his voice so nice, ' Twill win him sure a paradise. MARGARET EFFIE JONES, A. B. Howard. They are never alone who are accompanied by noble thoughts. CHESTER A. LEINBACH, A. B. Onaga. X. Y. Z.; President of Religious and Philosophical Union; Business Manager ' 06 Jayhawker; Secretary Republican Club. Immortal gods! I crave no pelf! JOSIE BELLE RAMBO, A. B. Lawrence. My soul rejoices to pursue the steps of him I love. KATHERINE HOSFORD. A. 15. Lawrence. She doeth little kindnesses, which most leave undone, or despise. GEORGE FREDERICK ZOOK, A.B. Fort Scott. President Snow Literary Society; Vice- President De- bating Council. I am looking to the future. FRANK THOMAS BARLOW, A. B. Wellington. 4 BK; Basket Ball Team, ' 04, ' 05, ' 06; Chairman Hns- ket Ball Committee. A blush is beautiful, but often inconvenient. ABBEY E. BECKWITII. A. B. Hiawatha. Quill Club; Y. W. C. A. Her ways are ways of quietness. i HARRY F. ROLLER, A. B, Lawrence. Y. M. C. A.; Snow Literary Society. ' ' Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul. WILLIAM TEMPLE CLARKSON, A. B Birm- ingham, Ala. Religious and Philosophical Union; Y. M. C. A.; Dem- ocratic Club. I hope I don ' t intrude TRILLA REED. A. B. lola. 4 BK. Smooth runs the brook where the water is deep. ANNA MAY CARTER. A. B. Linwood. Y. V. C. A. And if I smile at every mortal thing, ' Tis that I may not weep. GRACE McKXIGHT. A. B. Hiawatha. 4 B K ; K K F ; ' 06 Jayhawker Board. She bore a mind that envy could not but call fair. JOHN YAN ARSDALE. A. B. Dighton. His life. I ' m sure, was in the right. ELSIE MAY HOSKINS, A. B. Lawrence. Y. W. C. A. For each thing I had a way of my own. ADA E. GATES, A. B.; Chanute. KKT. For every why she had a wherefore LOIS B. BORLAND, A. B.; Scranton. Quill Club; Senior Play Committee. Come of a gentle, kind, and noble stock. WILLIAM ALFRED STARIN, A. B.. Xetawaka; S3. Whose well taught mind the present age sur passed. ' ' JOHN FREDERICK BENDER, A. B.; Hollidax ; 4 BK; Acacia; X. Y. Z.; president class, ' 03- ' 04. Sincerity is the backbone of success. MAUDE ISABEL OLANDER, A. B; Kansas City; BK;KKr ; Dramatic Club; Y. W. C. A ; Junior Promenade Committee. Sphere-descended maid, Friend of pleasure and wisdom ' s aid. ' IVAH ELOISE MERWIN, A. B.; Lawrence. Y. W. C. A. As demure a lass as e ' er I ' ve seen these twenty summers. GRACE ISABEL BOYLE, A. B.; Boyle. Girls ' Basket Ball, ' 03. Smiles, smiles, unending smiles, In radiant lines for miles and miles. CLARENCE P. PEARSON, A. B.; Enterprise. 11 No man can live piously, or die righteously with- out a wife. LEROY S. WEATHERBY, A. B.; Lawrence. V. M C. A.; Glee Club, ' 03, ' 04, ' 05. There is generally a lot of brass in the composi- tion of a knocker. ELIZABETH TIMANUS KIRKWOOD. A. B. Kinporia. Rich in saving common-sense. ELMIRA ELSIE NOYES. A. B.; Portsmouth, Va. How green you are, and fresh, in this old world. LIDA LOUISE BRISTOL, A. B.; Anthony. Y. W. C. A. Season vour admiration for a while. MAUDE BERYL VAN CLEAVE, A. B. Kansas City. 4 B K ; Y. W. C. A; Chairman Senior Play Committee. For I am nothing, if not critical. ELLA M. NASH, A. B. Lyons. 4 B1- ; Junior Promenade Committee; ' 06 Jayhawker Board. And have you not heard of a young physician ? CHARLES LLOYD VAN FLEET, A. B. King- man. Oread Club; Literary Editor K. I . Weekly, ' 03; As- sistant Business Manager Kansan, ' 04, ' 05; Business Manager Kansan, ' 05, ' 06; Junior Promenade Commit- tee; Junior Farce; Chairman Junior Social Committee; Senior Play Committee. I have gained my experience. BESSIE ECKLEY, A. B. Leavenworth. ' ' Then m t st you speak Of one that loved not wiselv, but too well. KATE BELLE CUNNINGHAM, Kansas Citv, Mo. Sweet promptings unto kindest deeds were in her everv look. FRANK DEWEY PHILLIPS. A. B. Lawrence. The surest way not to fail is to determine to suc- ceed . ' ' HOWARD JOSEPH BROWNLEE, A. B. Law- rence. The force of his own merit makes his way. 34 FLORENCE B. MITCHELL, A. B. tola. O; Quill Club. My heart ' s in the Highlands, Mv heart is not here. SAMUEL ADDISON McREYNOLDS. A. B. Ok- lahoma Cit}-. Oklahoma. B. S. Oklahoma Agricultural College; Track Team; Manager Mandolin Club, ' 05, ' 06; Orchestra. If you can ' t be wise, be foxv. EARL R. GAFFORD. A. B. Minneapolis. 2 A E; 6N F; Chairman Junior Promenade Commit- tee; Class Baseball, ' 03, ' 04. ' 05. What a case am I in. RARA MARGARET BEXX. A. B. La Crosse. ' I have loved; and I speak it not boastfully. I have always gotten a fair share of love in return. 1. 01 FLORENCE KINNE. A. B. Monin. Wearing all that weight of learning like a flower. ELLEN I ' OYLE. A. B. Boyle. B K; Tnasurer Y. W. C. A. I have f md the man after mine own heart. GRACE MAY STELTER, A. B. Delphos. Tutor in German. Oh ! call my brother back to me ; I cannot play alone. GEORGIA VIRMOND, A. B. Hays. Thy voice inspireth unto beauty of holiness. MARGARETHE VON UNWERTH, A. B. Kan- sas City, Mo. BK. Whate ' er the fate that may attend her, From duty ' s path you ne ' er can Bend-er HEDWIG FLORENCE BERGER, A. B. Kansas City, Mo. KA0; BK; Editor ' 06 Jayhawker; Cabinet Y. W. C. A. ' 05. She was wont to speak plain and to the purpose. WILLIAM REES B. ROBERTSON, A. B. Man- chester. Y. M. C. A. Lift up your voice and make a joyful noise. JOHN W. FRANCIS, A. B. Kansas City. One of those fat sleek men who sleep o ' nights. (Sometimes o ' day.) FRANK R. GRANT. Ellinwood. Acacia; X. Y. Z.; President University Debating Council, ' 06. A spruce little fellow as ever could be. CECELIA E. MULVIHILL, A. B. Williainstown. Teacher ' s Certificate. Reputed wise for saying nothing. NELLIE BRANDER POTTS, A. B. Paola. KKT; V. W. C. A.; Junior Promenade Committee; Secretary ' 06 Class. And e ' en her failings lean to virtue ' s side. PAUL McPHERSON CORY. A. B. Parsons. Treasurer ' 06 Class. ' ' There is nothing half so sweet in life as love ' s golden dream. EDWARD EYERETT HUDSON, A. B. Altus, Okla. 11 He loved to wander far from the busy haunts of men . ' ' ANNIE GARDNER HARRIS, A. B. Lawrence. Exceedingly well read. RAYMOND COOLEY BULL, A. B. Cameron, Mo. B. S. Colorado College; Mandolin Club, ' 06. I have not loved the world, nor the world loved me. VIOLETTA BELLE GARRETT, A.B. Lawrence Y. W. C. A. Not st - pping o ' er the bonds of modesty. CHRISTMAS WILSON, A. B. lola. Y. W. C. A. Her voice was soft, gentle and low, an excellen ' thing in a woman. FRANK GEPHART, A. B. Oskaloosa. In the bright lexicon of youth, there is no such word as fail. C. K. CORKHILL, A. B. Lawrence. He is well paid that is well satisfied. VIVIAN LEDGERWOOD, A. B. Norton. In virtue nothing earthly could surpass her. MARGUERITE DIXOX. A. B. Wichita. Dost like the picture? RIAL CATLIX ROSE. Ionia. Religious and Philosophical Union. I ne ' er could any lustre see In eyes that would not look on me. EDWIN BLAKELY HEIXECKE. Jewell City e;6HE. ' ' Some people are more nice than wise. ' ' MABEL E. KEXT. A. B. Lawrence. BK; Y. W. C. A.; Tutor in Latin. She is young and of a noble modest nature. EVA BAKER. A. B. Garden City. ' Oh yes we trust that somehow good Will be the final goal of ill. HARRY LE ROY HEIXZ.MAX, A. B. Topeka. Athletic Board, ' 03, ' 04. Football, ' 05; President Y. M. C. A. ' 05, ' 06. His Christianity was muscular. 39 GEORGIA EUZABKTH PITCHER, A. B. Law- rence. 1 ' H K And those who praise her truest praise her most. ROWENA MABEL DAVIS, A. B. Garnett. 2; Y. W. C. A. ' For never anything can be amiss When simpleness and duty tender it. it . WILBUR F. MADDOX, A. B. Oherlin. Class Treasurer, ' o4- 5; Class President, ' os- ' o6. ' The secret of success is constancy to purpose. ' 1 BENJAMIN FRANKLIN STELTER, A. B. Del- phos. 4 BK; V ice-President Class ' 03; Assistant Instructor in English, ' 05. Am I not a man and a brother? ANNA B. CLINGER, A. B. Lawrence. Marcella Rowland Memorial Scholarship, ' os- ' o6. He hath set my glory upon the heavens; there- fore is my heart glad. FRANCES ELISE LAHMER, A. B. Lawrence. Tutor in Mathematics. She tells you flatly what her mind is. HARRY AMES HART. Beloit. B 6 II ; Football, ' oo, ' 04, ' 05; Manager Senior Play; Dramatic Club; Junior Farce; Junior Promenade Com- mittee. I ' ll warrant him not heart-whole. MARGARET ELIZABETH PHILBROOK. A. B. Kansas City. Mo. KA6; Dramatic Club; French Play; Cast of Ala- bama; Junior Farce Committee; Cast of Junior Farce. To gild refined gold, to paint the lily, To throw perfume on the violet Is wasteful and ridiculous excess. HELEN ADELAIDE ALDER, A. B. Lawrence. tBK; KAO; Dramatic Club; Y. W. C. A.; Junior Promenade Committee; Senior Play Committee. Queen rose in the rosebud garden of girls. CALVIN HOOD NEWMAN. A. B. Emporia. eNE ; J A6; Senate University Club; Senior Play Committee. A courageous captain of compliment. He is the very pink of courtesy. DAYID BEACH ROBINSON. A. B. Lawrence. B9 II; Yice-President ' 05 Medics; President Sopho- more Medics, ' 06. A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature. ' GERTRUDE GOODRICH REED. A. B. Topeka. KAO. ' ' Reproof on her lips, but a smile in her eye. 4 ' KARL EASTMAN HUMPHREY, A. B. El Reno, Okla. B 9 1 1 ; Associate Editor ' 06 Jayhawker; Athenian Senate; Executive Senate of University Club; Junior Promenade Committee. ' The mirror of all courtesy. RAY WILLIAM HOOVER, A. B. Mahaska. Manager Glee Club. It is years that bring the philosophic mind. RUTH BARNETT, A. B. Lawrence. X il; Secretary Class, ' 05; Cabinet Y. V. C. A. ' 05, Junior Promenade Committee. - A rosebud set with little wilful thorns And sweet as English air could make her, she. AMY EUNICE LANGWORTHY, A. B. Leaven- worth . Y. V. C. A, Cabinet; Lucinda Smith Bnchan Memo- rial Scholarship. ' Exhausting thought, And having wisdom with each studious year. WILLIAM GLENTWORTH WEST, A. B. Mc- Pherson. B6 I ; Dramatic Club. What cracker is this same that deafs our ears, With this abundance of superfluous breath? ' J. WHARTON BARTHOLOW, A. B. Williams- burg. ATQ. The grace and blush of modesty. ANNETTE LEONARD, A. B. Topeka. Y. V. C. A. If learning would keep a woman alive, she would outlive Methusaleh. JESSE W. KAYSER, A. B. Con way Springs. ' 03 Missouri-Kansas Debate; ' 04 Kansas-Nebraska Debate; Secretary Debating Council ' 04; Editor of Kansan, ' 06; Athletic Editor ' 06 Jayhawker. Wrapped up in measureless content. ALBERT M. LONGENECKER, A. B. Paola. Glee Club ' 03, ' 04. Wit is the most rascally, beggarly, contemptible thing on the face of the earth. OLIVE L. COLLINS. A. B. Lawrence. Those ahjut her From her shall read the perfect ways of honor. FLORENCE LAYINDA SHIELDS. Garnett. Junior Promenade Committee; ' 06 Jayhawker Board; Secretary Y. W. C. A. She is pretty to work with. And witty to talk with. And pleasant, too, to think on. CHARLES ARTHIR SILER, A. B. Lawrence. Basket Ball, ' 04, ' 05, ' 06. Such knowledge is too wonderful forme; lean not attain unto it. 43 LIT A BATTEY, A. B. Kansas City. Silence is the perfectest herald of joy ; I were but little happy if I could say how much. CAPITOLA COLLIER, A. B. Liberal. Y. W. C. A. A perfect woman nobly planned, To warn, to comfort, and command. EMILE M. BRUNNER, A. B. Onaga. Oread Club; Football, ' 03, ' 04, ' 05; Vice-President Class, ' 06. To give the world assurance of a man. FRANK EDGAR MELVIN, A. B. lola. Quill Club. But you are learn ' d ; in volumes deep you sit. DORA MONAHAN, A. B. Kansas City. Y. W. C. A. Merry mischief sparkled in her eye. LUELLA WARREN, A. B. Hutchinson. Ouill Club; Y. W. C. A. There ' s little of the melancholy element in her. 44 ADA ELIZABETH BECHTEL. A. B. Hiawatha. Kansan Board, ' 04; Y. W. C. A.; Junior Promenade Committee; ' 06 Jayhawker Board. And bonnie she, and oh, how dear. LISTA MAKINSON, A. B. Kansas City. Man delights not me. EDNA FLORENCE DINSMOOR. A. B. Law- rence. HB ; Y. V. C. A. If she will, she will, and there ' s an end on ' t. MARY JANE BENNETT, A. B. Pittsburg- 4 B K ; ' 06 Jayhawker Board. John J. Ingalls reckoned with insufficient data The purification of politics is not an irri.lescent dream. INEZ ETHER KILGORE, A. B. Wichita. Y. W. C. A. It is the witness still of excellency To put a strange face on his own perfection. CELIA LOUISE LINDSAY. A. B. La vrence. Orchestra. My heart and lute are all the store That I can bring to thee. CORA NINA COOK, A. B. Scranton. A mother ' s pride, a father ' s joy. 45 HARVEY SHIPPY, A. B. Chapman. It is the wise head that makes the still tongue. JOHN GIBSON SARGENT, A. B. Dunlap. Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing. OLIVER PERRY BIGELOW, A. B. Lawrence. Words, words, words. AILEEN MAREH WEAVER, A. B. Lawrence. B 4; ' 06 Jayhawker Board; French Play, ' 06. Frailty, thy name is woman. CHARLES JAY BLISS, A. B. Oskaloosa. Y. M. C. A.; Assistant Gymnasium Instructor, ' 06; President Jefferson County Club , ' 04; Captain Basket Ball, 05; Captain Senior Basket Ball, ' 06; Captain Medic Basket Ball, ' 03, ' 04. Co-education is the thief of time. GEORGIA WILDEY BAIRD, A. B. Highland. Y. W. C. A. Cabinet. A peace above all earthly dignities, A still and quiet conscience. LLOYD EMERSON BAILER, A. B. Kansas City. The heart to conceive, the understanding to direct. 46 47 PAUL F. SHUEY, B. S. Einporia. V. M. C. A. Argue, Argue, Argue, morning, noon and night. Though the world should run backwards, he ' d argue it out all right. CHARLES H. SEAVER, B. S. Ellsworth. ' 06 Jayhawker Board. A man only begins to know women as he grows old, and, for my part, my idea of their clever- ness rises every day. FRANK G. BEDELL. B- S. lola. AT! . Oh listen to the band. ARTHUR R. MANN, B. S. St. John. Snow Literary Society; Secretary Civil Engineering Society, ' 05; Secretary Y. M. L. A., ' 05, ' 06. Faithful below, he did his duty. IRA JAMES ADAMS, B. S. Perry. 22. He is tough, ma ' am, tough, but devilish sly. CHARLES HENRY KLAUMANN. lola. Y. M. C. A.; Tennis Committee ' 05, ' 06; Class Base Ball ' 03. The Dutch company is the best company, That ever came over from old Germany. JOHN BENJAMIN MARTIN, B. S. Mound City. His conduct still right with his argument wrong. WALTER WARD. B. S. Belleville. There is honesty, manhood and good-fellowship in thee. GEORGE CLYDE BALDWIN, B. S. Kinsman, O. 2 Z; 2 A E; President Engineering Society, ' 04, ' 05. Clever, deucedlv clever. THOMAS JOHNSON STRICKLER. B. S. Lawrence. - X; President Civil Engineering Society. ' 05; Foot- hall ' 03 and ' 05. I am monarch of all I survey. My right there is none to dispute. WILLIAM JACOB LEIGHTY, B. S. Tonganoxie. Snow Literary Society; President Mechanical Engin- eering Society ' 05. ' 06; Mining Engineering Society; F(X tball. ' 01. ' 02. I was not lean enough to be thought a good student. AVON ROBERG NOTTINGHAM. Lawrence. A man ' s a man for a ' that. t FLOYD PORTER BRENEMAN, B. S. Osa- watomie. Let us have wine and women, mirth and laugh- ter. E. H. DUNMIRE, B. S. Lawrence. S E; Corresponding Secretary Y. M. C. A. On their own merits modest men are dumb. BRUCE WILLIAMS, B. S. Chanute. What shall I do to be forever known. ALDEN BRADFORD McLAUTHLIN, B .S. Den- ver, Colo. He coos and coos and is a billin ' still. LOUIS JOSEPH BOHN. Troy. German Club; Junior Promenade Committee; ' 06 Jay- hawker Board. The worst thing an old man can be is a lover. VILLIAM P. HACKNEY. Wellington. President Junior Class. If it had not been for politics and women I might have been happy. PAUL J. NEFF. Kansas City, Mo. t A0; Vice President Engineers, ' 04; Associate Ed- itor K. U. Weekly, ' 03; Senior Play Committee. ' ' And when there ' s a lady in the case, All other things give place. LAWRENCE BRETT, B. S. Lawrence. Oread Club; Junior Promenade Invitation Committee; Senior Play Committee; Senior Social Committee, It ' s guid to be merry and wise, It ' s guid to be honest and true. IRWIN D. ADAMS, B. S. Caldwell. Basket Ball Team, ' 03, ' 04; Captain ' 04. ' ' He seem s so near and yet so far. ' ' NELS C. BENSON, B. S. Lawrence. The manly part is to do with all your might and main what vou can do. VICTOR MANN CONE, B. S. Lawrence. He draws out the threads of his verbosity finer than the staples of his argument. KARL SCHELLER, E. E. Kansas City. Acacia. ' ' Speech is shallow as time, Silence deep as eternity. ALFRED B. COPE, A. M. Ozawkie. Fellow in Education. The best of prophets of the future is the past. DAN S. ANDERSON. Lawrence. B 9 H : Vice President Class, ' 06. His heart is true as steel. WILLIAM HOBART MEVILLE, B. S. Lawrence. Virtue is its own reward. SPENCER R. LOGAN. Cherry vale. X. Y. Z.; Religious and Philosophical Union. One self-approving hour whole ye ars outweighs. CHARLES A. WHITNEY, B. S. Lawrence. President Mechanical Engineering Society, ' 04, ' 05. I ' ll put a girdle around the earth in forty min- utes. ALBERT F. SMITHERS, B. S. Eureka. I never, never, never, use a big, big D . WILLIAM H. NIEMAN. Ponca City, Okla. Moroseness is the evening of turbulence. 53 Senior Class Officers WILBUR MADDOX, EMILE M. BRUNNER, NELLE POTTS, PAUL M. CORY, President ice- President Secretary Treasurer COMMITTEES HARRY BEDELL JESSE W. KAYSER, LAWRENCE BRITT, Chairman Cap and Gown Committee Chairman of Invitation Committee Chairman of Social Committee 54 GIVE ear. O ye of the lacking Motherwit. to the Tale of the Invincibles, they that style themselves the Class of 19116. And hearken ye well, O ye Profs, lest ye see them together no more this day. Now it came to pass that when the Grape hung purple on the vine, and the Figtree was nigh unto Harvest, there journeyed to the Seat of Learning, which is nigh unto the Kaw, many members of the tribe of Freshmen, having much knowledge, but not being skilled in the Arts of Society. And thev that were known as Upperclassmen, but who have long since gone hence, said among them- selves: Behold the Freshmen, they are uncouth; they know not the ways of Oread. Whereat they chuckled, and nudged each other in the Elbows and made much Sport, thinking to discom- fit the Freshmen. And a certain clan called Sophomores, seeing the Freshmen had consulted the Health Committee, and did parley with Hygiene, and did gaze with wide open mouths at Dyche in the Courts of the Museum, issued a proc. saying: Wherefore there has come among Us much freshmen who doth pollute the Sacred Sod of Oread with their toenails we fain would meet said freshmen on the Grandstand, there to maintain our Joint and Several Digni- ties. All of which interpreted means: To arms. We Scrap. And the freshmen of the Class of 1906 did get themselves hastily together and made talk concerning their Initiation saying. What is this Host that descendeth upon us so soon ? And several pugnacious members of the tribe of Juniors counseled with them, saying. Behold you cometh into a strange Land and it behoves you that you follow the Customs of the People herein. Wherefore destroy the Sophomores, which descendeth upon you. and you shall wax great in favor and become renowned through- out the land. So it came to pass that f .hree score Freshmen built fires on McCook as a watch in the night and when the morning came they rose up every man in his place and with a voice of thunder, fell upon the Sophomores, and smote them, and encircled their wrists and ankles with hempen bands and scoffed them, saying: O ye most high and mighty Sophomores, thou liest in ignominy beaten. Therefore take Heed and suggest not to t ' s the sale of Chapel Tickets or Catalogues, lest ye perish. So the Host of the Sophomores was Vanquished and did command respect in themselves for the class of 1906. And they dwelt in peace and harmony till the season changed. Then the Sophomores assembled together and with loud clamor and angry disputations did proclaim: Wherefore the Freshmen found favor in our Sight, We have allowed them to remain among Our Posses- sions and have given them great Liberties. But verily since the return of the South Wind, they have demeaned themselves with Arrogance Know ye, that they have sought out and do continuously inhabit our trysting places, to- wit: All the shady Lanes, wherein we were wont to Stroll on Moonlit Eves. They frequent the walks to the Old Windmill making much Gabble and Talk. And even now do they spoon on the Sleps Of the House of Usher to our great chagin and discontent Moreover, it was the Spirit of Our forefathers to do battle on May day. Therefore will we teach them the Error of their way and cause them to eat grass as the Ox, on the campus. And the noise and conflict of war was heard throughout the land, and mighty were the shouts that went up to be heard even unto Baker, which is on the Jerkwater. And victory was again with the Freshmen of 1906. Soon thereafter they returned to the land of their fathers and sojourned for a season. And when their minds were rested from their labors and Autumn brought on the sere and yellow leaf, they again journeyed to Oread, and did inherit the name Sophomores, thinking, Verily are we not the Whole Cheese. And they did put on Airs, and act with Braggadocio, being Sophomores. Another tribe, seeing these things did chastise them in the Sign Board Scrap. And the Sophomores demeaned themselves in a gentlemanly manner thenceforward, and there was great joy in the Faculty which is composed of equal parts of Specialists and of Cranks. But when Spring time came again the Other Tribes waxed Obnoxious and were disposed to plant a May 55 pole on the campus. Which the Sophomores did resent, and descended upon the Other Tribe and drew nigh unto them and did attack them with the muniments of war, even unto a steel cable, by which they purposed to bind the Other Tribe into One Sheaf. And while the Conflict did rage the Engineers Cast down a pebble before the door of the Tabernacle saying: Behold the Laws. We outnumber them Two to One. If they become sore, verily there will be Excitement. And the Laws looked and saw and said suffer we our Dignity to be wasted on this ? Know we not we will get licked ? We Refrain , being Laws. And so the Sophs were beaten and the Laws were not, and again there was peace and quiet in the land. It came to pass that when the class of 1906 began the third period of its career, its assembly was known as Juniors. And the Juniors counseled saying Have we not become dignified from our Experience Militant? Shall it not be much more so if we adopt Bill Hackney as President, which is Grand Mogul? Be it so. And they waxed Great in Knowledge and Conceit, which are not synonyms. And the Class of 1906 did to their Knowledge, Society, and to their Conceit, Craftiness, for behold they made preparations for the Junior Prom., which interpreted by the diplomats, means : Entertain the Seniors, that later we may be Entertained ; and by the Tight- Wads Ten dollars more from Dad, who supplies the Wherewithal. There was much Business in preparation, for verily, It was to be a Function. Now they of the Sop ho- mores, with intent to help Entertain did run Relay Races towards Topeka with the Freshmen. When evening came and the Cabs had become quiet, Fraternal Aid Hall was frightful with double-tailed Coats, and decollette dresses, and there was an Goodly Array of White Shirt Bosoms. Now Judas Iscariot Ahlborn did gaze upon the scene and Ejaculate Vanity, vanity, all is Vanity. Verily it is a Sight for the Eyes. And he cut the Wire and disconnected the Juice Plant from the Globe Sights. And Lieutenant Colonel James Monroe who is labeled Students Captured Without Fail or Evidence, was on the Spot and Gnabbed him. Yet notwithstanding all these things the Prom, was made Whole and is yet a Precedent. And it came to pass, that when the Senior Class of 1906 assembled as such, there was woe, there was sor- row, there was babbling, there was contention. For, verily, the Class had become infested of Politics and there were developed Schemes, and Plots, and Intrigues, and the Politicians did vex the Hallways, by holding Intermission Caucuses. And certain members spake among themselves: Behold there are symptoms of a Machine in this Politics. Therefore will we style ourselves Boss Busters and be Popular. We can control the Y. W. C. A. and the strength of our Bandwagon shall be great. And it came to pass that the Machine and the Bandwagon did Collide, and great was the crash thereof. and Maddox which is neither here nor there, nor by the by, was named President, Pilot of the Administration. And in the early days the Administration was sorely vexed. There was chosen Berger, Editor of a Modern Book, Chief Scribe of the Class of 1906, and Leinbach, which interpreted means: If you don ' t, I will, Business Manager of Waif and Estray Wit. Now the Senior Class of 1906 did make much Delight in Parliamentary Drill, and so on a day when they did thus disport themselves, the Prince of the Knockers did butt in saying In the beginning was created the Annual Board, nd the Business Manager said, Let there be Graft, and there was Graft. Know ye, there is much dough accumulated, dealing in Annuals. Now in the days of Remeses the Second there was established the Students Loan Fund, having much Charity, subscribing to the needs of indigent Grafters. And is it not of Importance? Behold, there in its Treasury the goodly amount of thirty-four kopecks. Did not our worthy Predecessor, Cornelius D. Biltafeller receive aid from the Students Loan Fund in 1492? Having advice from Prof. Sterling, I speak not as the Co-eds and machine men, but as one who hath knowl- edge. Shall we not give our riches, which shall be returned for Annuals, to the Students Loan Fund? And they were bound by the spell of his Oratory, and did so Enact. And when it became known, there was Gnashing of Teeth and Tearing of Hair and Cries of Skullduggery which means We won ' t Stand for It. But though Righteousness doth become a Sinner, Yet Repentance is sometimes not mete. The Orders in Council did prevail and all Dissensions became quieted as of Oil on troubled waters. Thus happened all these things in the reign of Frank the Strong. All is peace; and the Class of 1906 is nearing its Awful End, which is called Commencement and even now is being prepared the Epitaph. And this is what shall be written thereon : We understand that the world is going at a very fast pace. Oil the Poles before June 7. Let us Cry. 56 Junior Class Officers SAM A. PORTER, MARK A. BRAWLEY, IVY G. BROCK, FRANK J. KLINGBERG, G. P. MCKENZIK; President Yice-President Secretary . Treasurer Class Reporter JUNIOR FARCE COMMITTEE MARGERY MARSHALL, Chairman LOUISE BARKER ANNA INGLEMAN ROY MARTIN JOHN GAGE COMMITTEES ELMER SIGLER, HARRY RHODES, JOHN HAWKINSON, BLANCHE PAULEN. J. B. RIEMAN. FRANK KLINGBERG, Chairman Junior Promenade Chairman Invitation Committee Chairman Music and Program Committee Chairman Decoration Committee Chairman Refreshment Committee Chairman Finance Committee The terrible battle cry of Seven Come Eleven no more rolls forth from the slopes of Mount Oread. Armed bodies no longer patrol the streets and weapons lie rusty and neglected. The members of ' 08 appear on the streets after dark and no more tremble at the approach of man. The ability to jump a seven-foot fence is no longer a requirement for Freshmen. Great, indeed, are the changes that have taken plb.ce at K. U. For ' 07 has ended its days of warfare, days of brilliant victory, whose history runs like legends of old. No great convulsion occurred, when we entered Kansas University, nor did we have the extraordinary ap- pearance of premature brilliancy that later classes claim for themselves. However, none of us wore knee trous- ers or short dresses, and that certainlv adds to a youthful appearance. At any rate we were a most enthusiastic class and were possessed with an overwhelming desire to do right. We had been told that it was especially proper to tie up the Sophs so we tied them up several times. We liked this experience so well, that when we became Sophomores, we tied up the Freshmen that is, all of them that would stay tied. How the girls did feed us for this ! We certainly could not have scrapped again for several weeks. The Chancellor probably rec- ognized this fact, for he took advantage of the psychological moment, and pointed out to us the harmful in- fluence that further class fights might have upon the University and also upon the Freshman. It was much harder to subdue our warlike spirits than it had been to subdue the Freshmen, but we fought for the good of old K. U. and added another victory to our list. In spite of all the glory we had gained, many of us were sad, unutterably sad. No one had ever been able to tie us up, and we had no chains with which to decorate our rooms. And what is a room without a chain hanging on the wall ? Matters went along in this way until Junior Prom Day, when the class of ' 08 unexpectedly came to the rescue and incidentally held, in the basement of Fraternal Aid Building, the first of their infinite series of social entertainments. The gathering was a most enjoyable one, but best of all. we were presented with the long- desired chains and padlocks. With our wishes thus gratified and with nothing to distract our attention, we eagerly devoted ourselves to strenuous study. The ease with which we mastered all lessons showed the advisibility of increasing the en- trance requirements, in order to keep future classes up to our-high standard. Several of the most prominent of our faculty, after instructing us for a year or two, have keenly felt their inadequate preparation, and are now taking advanced courses at other institutions, in order to provide for our Senior year. During the long sickness of the Chancellor we have bravely borne his responsibility, and we can but feel that the marked advancements that have been made are largely due to our great administrative ability. Looking forward to the future, we feel that our glorious career must not terminate until we have acceeded to the Chancellor ' s dearest wish, and have become members of the P S. B. In accordance with ancient customs, at the close of next year the hills will once more echo with Seven Come Eleven , but three months later when our call is answered, and the class of ' n at last turns up, few of us, indeed, will there be. who are not on hand to welcome them to Kansas University. G. P. M. 59 Sophomore Class Officers ROY SIMPSON, CHARLES HOFFMAN, GENEVIEVE CLARK, WILL KENNY, SOCIAL COMMITTEE REX SINGLETON, MAC DRENNAN HERBERT LUTHER CLAIRE BRIGHAM HAROLD BOZELL Chairman GENEVIEVE CLARK REBECCA MOODY ESTHER RAUCH FRANCES HOULTON President Vice-Presiden t Secretary Treasurer WITH roll of muffled drums, the sigh of the trombone, and the sad cackle of the fife, the natives rub the mists from their eyes to witness a cold and gloomy march to the home of the dead. At the slow and mournful thud of the brass drum, the children of the street stop their play and congregate in little groups, because of an indefinable fear; while the bold Sophomore warriors flee in abjec t terror to their tents for refuge. But the snake-like procession moves on. Betimes, the grief of the anguished waxes greater, and some stronghearted soul is moved to mount an emi- nence, and pours forth floods of eloquence to allay the suffering of the multitude, but the lamentation of the bystanders is too great, and he cannot be heard. Why all this sadness and groaning of the spirit ' No one of all the multitude will enlighten the stranger If, mayhap, posterity would know, they must seek the doughty wamors, who so ingloriously sought their tents in flight. Again the slow and even tread of the procession moves on. When the circuit of the city is finished, and the march has lead the procession to the hill at the west gate of the city, called the hill of learning, the body of him so much mourned is laid to rest, the last respects are paid to his remains (?), a salute is fired, and the multitude dispersing, a monument is revealed, erected to the memory of the departed. These are the words written thereon: Know all ye, that chance to pass, Here lies the sacred dust of little Sophie class. Pity his sad fate; shed just one tear. For he died not bravely fighting, he died of paltry fear. Weep, ye hard hearted; Wail, ye stones! Peace to his ashes! rest to his bones! But the class of ' 08 is still alive, and although until this time somewhat obscure, by reason of silently get- ting its hands upon the reins of its own destiny, not to speak of other things, it begins to reveal itself in the eye of the world. It is not long after that memorable May Day burial that the one laid away amid so much grief is almost forgotten in the anxiety to keep pace with the new class and to learn how much is forthcoming from it. Can it be supposed that the class of ' 08 is forgotten, while in pursuit of summer pleasures? ' Nay! For even the natives look upon it with respect, as a godsend to promote peace within their dwellings and upon their highways. Nor are they mistaken. For when since the days of Quantrel did such peace reign in Douglass County? The old fort on Mount Oread has fallen into decay, and over its ruins now stand the halls of learning which we love so well. But think you this energetic class can be satisfied with peace alone? Not so. For from idleness there always springs discontent. But while the world is pondering over such peace, it awakens to the fact that the class is foremost in social attainment. The doubter of this is referred to any one who is so fortunate as to be in any way related to the social life of the class. Furthermore, the class is not lacking in representation in physical and mental contests with sister institu- tions. Yet it has not forgotten that its highest aims and ambitions are not for itself alone, n it for its own ag- grandizement, hut for the glory of its Alma Mater. R. L. S. 61 Freshmen Class Officers FRANCIS MCSHANE, I. HAUSMAN, WINIFRED ALEXANDER, . ERNEST SKOFSTAD, . President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer YELL Wash ' em out ! Ring ' em out ! Hang ' em on the line ! Rock ! chalk ! Jayhawk ! Nineteen Nine ! COLORS : Red and white. CLASS MOTTO: Ever on ward. 62 DEAR MR. OR MISS EDITOR : I wasn ' t quite sure whether you are a lady or not, but I ' m awfully glad you wanted to know about our class. Well, the first day I went up that awful hill and asked for the place to make out my studies a man told me the new ones always went over there, so I started for the building that looks like a ginger- bread house trimmed in bar ley-sugar. I was awfully tired because I had carried all my last year ' s books, my diploma and my lunch. I wandered around in the gingerbread house and looked at the animals and stuffed birds. Several people asked me if I was a Freshman, and when I told them I was. they asked me what I was going to take. As if anybody would want to carry off those old birds and things. I didn ' t find Professor Foster over there, so I finally asked an awfully kind man, Mr. Adams, the janitor, where to go. He directed me to the big building that looks like a jail. I finally found the office and stood in line the rest of the day. I did not even stop to eat my lunch, I was so afraid of losing my place. About 6 o ' clock the Registrar looked us all over and told us to come back the next day. I did get registered finally, about a week later, and went right down and traded in my High School books. The first time all of us got together, we had our class election. Politics are such fun, why everybody ' s so pleasant, especially the Beta-Barbs and Fidelts; they ' re our two parties, you know. Mr. McShane is our presi- dent, and he ' s awfully good-looking. We girls are just dippy over him. I think the best election we had was for the basketball manager. Everybody made such lovely speeches. Now, there ' s Mr. Fife, the preacher, he told us all about Cincinnatus and Cromwell when he nominated his can- didate. Speaking of nice people in the class, there ' s Eustace Smith, he has red hair. He must have an awful hard time getting through school, because he went to call on the Fife ' s one night, and you know, he hasn ' t put on real long trousers yet, and the poor little fellow had two holes in his stockings. I believe you ought to see that the Student ' s Loan Fund helps him out next year. Another prominent member of our class is Carl Boyle. I expect you ' ve seen him at parties, he always carries a pencil behind his ear. I guess you know Mr. Apollo; he talks like Mr. Weatherby in the Senior Class. Then there ' s Mr. Saye, you ' ve met him, because he knows everybody; he wears a corduroy shirt waist suit and has side-burns. He ' s just dear. Then there ' s Mr. Brown, named after the funny paper boy with his dog Tige, who ' s always making resolutions. Buster doesn ' t like girls, so we didn ' t vote for him for base ball manager . We have the first ' Varsity Freshman Foot- ball Team. We are the largest class that ever attended K. U., and we ' ve never scrapped with the Sophomores, and we ' re awfully glad we ' re here. Yours for Alma Mater, FRANKLIE GREEN. 66 JAMES WOODS GREEN A. B. 1866. A. M. 1886 ( Villianisi. Dean . ; f the Law School WILLIAM LIVESEV BrRDICK, A. B. 1882. A. M. 1884 i Wesleyant; Ph. D. 1885 (Grant : LL. B. 1898 (Yale:. Professor of Law. WILLIAM EDWARD HIGGINS. B. S. 1888; LL. B. 1894 (University of Kansas). Associate Professor of Law. WILBERN WALPOLE PARKER, L. L. B.; Em- poria. fcA 1 ' ; Dramatic Club; Debating Council; Iowa De- bate, ' 05; Baker Debate, ' 06. Versatility personified. A happy medium between a clown and a sage. The orator and wit of the Kan- sas-Iowa debate. What is the tie that binds the Law School to the College? Tl.e first Senior to have his picture struck. WILBUR E. BROADIE, L. L. B.; Winfield South- western Ph. B.: Winfield. Snow Literary Society; Kansa? Day Banquet, ' 06; State Oratorical Contest, ' 05; Republican Club. With the wisdom of a Solon, the eloquence of a Burke, and the dignity of a Webster, he will return to his native haunt, called Winfield, and run for Justice of the Peace. JOHN ROATEN, L. L. B. Edmond, Okla. B. L., B.S., Huntington University; Pres. Cooley Dem- ocratic Club. Renowned Oklahoma ' s son Came when our work was two-thirds done; By all the saints down here below. He made a i in Roman Law. JOSEPH HENRY BUTTON, L. L. B.; Harris. Democratic Club; Cooley Club; Kansas-Iowa Debate, ' 06. Who to himself is law, no law doth need. De- lights to do right, disdains to do wrong. FRANK ORGAN, L. L. B.; Howard. AI Having a wife and orotund voice, he is withal a tuneful instrument. If industry, study, and medita- tion make a lawyer, he is It. CARL OSCAR PINGRY, L. L. B.; Pittsburg, Ks t A f-; Acacia; Athenian Senate; Athletic Board; Football, ' 05. Specialized in Domestic Relations with a view to immediate use; represented K. U. at The Hague in the Kansas-Nebraska Controversy; author of an oral book on Looseness in Pleading in Justice Courts. 6S WALLIS D WILSON, L. L. B., Horton. SX; Baseball Team, ' 04, ' 05; Football, ' 05; Dra- matic Club; Mandolin Club. What Bunny lacks on the gridiron, he possesses on the diamond. Lacking nothing there, he has spent his spare time in gaining some idea of Hebrew. NELSON JOSEPH WARD, L. L. B. Belleville. 2X; Acacia; $A ; Secretary Middle Class; Orches- tra. ' 04, ' 05, ' 06. To improve his spare time this innocent-looking chap has frequented the County Court. A great man in a small place is better than a small man in a great place. DENNIS JOSEPH SHEEDY. L.L. B.; Fredonia. Athenian Senate; Cooley Club; Debating Council; Democratic Club. An orator and debater of exceptional ability. A statesman rather than a lawyer. Though a French- man, he is an astute politician. CHARLES M. VAUGHN. L. L. B. M.trion. Band, ' 03, ' 04, ' 05. Silence is golden ; music is silver. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say. refrains from giving wordv evidence of the fact. WILLIAM HENRY ELDER, L. L. B.; Burton. ; Acacia; Law Librarian; Kansas-Missouri De- bate, ' 04; Republican Club. They whc have light in themselves, do not re- volve as satelites. A strong Democratic!?) candidate for President of Class. m CHARL STICHTER, L. L. B. Pleasant Hill. Ohio. Won his laurels in the Incubator Case. Proved himself the greatest legal light in the West. Gave his whole attention to the babv ' s nurse. 69 FREDERICK S. SEDGWICK, L. L. B. Middle Law Baseball Team. Parsons. There is a world of wisdom in his pate. He is not sick, but has just finished Foster ' s Federal Prac- tice. ERNEST DISNEY, L. L. B. Sedan. Jayhawker Board; Democratic Club. Intelligent, dignified, sensitive, understood not at all by the Class and but little by his friends. His strong and diversified qualities mark him a genius awaiting his hour (Joke). JOHN R. THORNE, L. L. B. Twentieth Kansas Infantry. Olathe. Though he has been with us on but a part of our journey we have correctly surmised, from his physical build and his habitual flashes of mental activity, that he is of a well-primed species of Gun. JERRY DRISCOLL, L. L. B. Wilson. Captain Track Team ' 06; breaker K. U. record 440 yards and half-mile K. I , records; Athenian Senate; Democratic Club. Fame claims him as her own and has made him and McReynolds Captain of the fleetest runners since the days of Ahimaaz and Cushi. A witty? pugilist ! ! ! HERBERT M. MCCARTNEY, L. L. B. Neodesha. Democratic Club. Open Sesame of metaphysical speculation, dream- er of yet unwritten dreams. Write ! Flame thy soul into incandescence, exceeding that of Joseph ' s, Dante ' s or Milton ' s ere thy star of genius fade. MALCOLM NATHANIEL McNAUGHTON, L. L. B. Tonganoxie. I A4 ; Senate; A. B.; Football, ' 05; Republican Col- lege League. Mac is a protege of Cy Leland; true to his friends, forgiving to his enemies; pet of Mr. Higgins, pride cf Dr. Burdick Sir Galahad himself were not more gallant. 70 ROSS C. McCORMICK, L. L. B.; Phillipsburg. A -J ; Acacia; Jayhawker Board; Athenian Senate; Debating Council, ' 06. Has a way of pleasing everybody. Devoid of hobbies except Roman Law. Lets his light shine in- cessantly. Will be good when told. Given a free rein, would become famous as a poet, author, preach- er, or lawver. SAMUEL CLARENCE FORD, L. L. B., Garden City. 4 A4 , Acacia; Band, ' 03, ' 04, ' 05; Pres. Senior Law Class, ' 06. This urchin is an alleged student of Law, but denies the charge and allows plaintiff to amend by substituting socialism; secured fame by telling one story so did Washington. JOHN WINTERS BLOOD, L. L. B. Toronto. 4 A f ; Debating Council ; Democratic Club. A politician , athlete, book-keeper, inn-keeper, society-broker, and coal magnate. A generally all- around good fellow. Politics is second only to re- ligion in importance. Not the author of The Clansman. PERCY C. COOK, L. L. B.; Gove City. Acacia; Class Treasurer, ' 06; Republican Club. Though he professes to be a Republican, there is too much charm about the name Jackson, long to re- main so. A very old Hickory. WALTER L. HEARD, L. L. B.; Arkansas City. Loquacity is ever -running and well-nigh incura- ble. He looks up to the girls; in other words, his ideal of Womanhood is a High One. In corpus juris cirilis, a priuio pro.vimus dodus. H. EMERSON POPHAM, L. L.B.; Minneapolis. Glee Club. Would all the earth were but one pool that I might swim in it. His soft, sweet voice has won the admiration of at least one Celia. Office hours, 8 A. M. to 5 p. M. Recreation hours, 7:30 P. M. to 2:30 A. M. CLARENCE HOMER ROBERTS, L. L. B. Law- rence. By affiliation a bachelor; in looks a school-boy. At the same time the orator and mascot of the class. FREDERICK FRANCIS PERRY, L.L.B. Kiowa. Democratic Club. A keen lawyer, scholar, poet. Unobtrusive (except in class), cold, independent, has few friends, many acquaintences; has a broad culture attained by exten- sive travels, manifold experiences, and critical obser- vations. ARTHUR W. RELIHAN, L. L. B, Smith Center. SX; ONE; Athenian Senate; Vice-President Senior Class; Law Base Ball Team, ' 04; Inter-Fraternity De- qate, ' 06; Coach ' Varsity Base Ball Team, ' 06. The loveliest faces are seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy. Most noted for his Phillipics against the furniture-de- stroying Co-eds. OTTO JOHN BRILEY, L. L. B. Chanute. Jovial and talkative, he is the wisest man in the class; hale and hearty, he is the handsomest; cunning and crafty, he is tha shrewdest. In fact everything said about him should be in the superlative. THEODORE ASA SWAN, L. L. B. Pittsburg. J r A; ONE. Coming in with the right answer at the right moment, he has so prejudiced the Profs, that they refuse to give him any grade except r . ARTHUR C. POOLER, L. L. B. Beloit. Football, ' 02, ' 03, ' 04; Captain, ' 05; Basket Ball, ' 03. In Foot-Balle vs. Re L. Properte he was leading counsel for plaintiff. The fight is finished, and the court will hand down its opinion in the June term. ELLSWORTH WEAVER FINKLE, L. L. B. Law- rence. Married, ' 04. Not the judgment of this court below, but of the Final Court, concerns him. Let us learn upon earth those thinge that prepare us for Heaven. Married and a preacher he hath a broken and contrite heart. LUTHER W. CURETON, L. L. B. Coolev CIul). Lawrence. Entering K. L . with the Class of ' 04, he forsook it. } truck his tent, and went and dwelt among the heathen (in the Philippines). Hearing, as he naturally would, of the illustrious Class of ' 06, he returned at the eleventh hour. GEORGE J. BENSON, L. L. B. Eldorado. 4 A 1 ) ' ; Democratic Club; President Middle Class, ' 05; Orchestra and Band, ' 04, ' 05, ' 06; Editor Lawyer, ' 06; State Bar Contest, ' 06. Being an Apollo in appearance, and a Democrat in principle, he can have two girls in the same house, and Lor ' knows how manv on the same street. ROY MONTGOMERY STAKER, L.L. B. Wichita. A cane doth all my troubles satisfy; a kind and i-Uady thing to lean upon. ROSCOE S. WINNAGLE, L.L. B. Warren, Ohio. Coolev Club; Basket Ball, ' 04, ' 05, ' 06. Hails from Ohio where presidents grow. Think- ing to better his chances and to teach K. U. basket hall, he sought this great seat of learning. 72 Law Preferred of all thou mighty sage Whose decalogue controls this age ; Mysterious Lycurgus thou Of Spartan fame, and Solon, now Esteemed as one who did discern That to be great is but to earn A grateful people ' s praise ; in law Thou most profound Tribonian (And didst thou see, as Moses saw The Land, where thou art leading us?) Thou chosen of Justinian To codify civile jus; Clergy who knew the people ' s need And in the Charter penned their rights, Barons who made the king accede Its just demands at Runnymede ; Genius who lit the herald lights Of liberty, whose magic pen And master mind have always been Our nation ' s pride, fathers who knelled The doom of tyranny and swelled The ranks of yeomanry : come all In spirit form come ye again, Illuminate this sacred hall. Possess the busts of noble men Reposed in niches round the wall. Abide with us the little while We spend in research, and beguile The tardy moments with the smile Of true approval. Teach us not The lofty science of legal thought For selfish ends, but to conserve Our honest pride and to preserve Our government ' s integrity From perjured statesmen of our time Who, with effrontery sublime, Contend corruption ' s not a crime But rather rare sagacity. Teach us their honored place to seek , Yet to be strong where they are weak ; And in our strength and honored place, By favor of sustaining grace, To be as lowly, be a meek As ye in states and times antique. C. McConnick. 74 BEAITIFUL of situation, the joy of the whole state, is Mt. Oread. The surrounding landscape viewed with ever-increasing interest, the love of truth inspired and the self-sacrificing devotion practiced by the noble leaders of youth, the ambitious pursuit of knowledge, and the utter forgetfulness of the world make this a place, cf all the favored seclusion of earth, the most desirable for a youth to grow into nobleness of character and to acquire funds of information and facility of application. Let Mt. Oread be glad and her dau ghters rejoice. Go round about her, tell the towers thereof, and consider her palaces. Nor least among them is the Temple of Justice, an edifice far surpassing in architecture the rude stone structure of primeval days. Here, like the children of Israel, after wandering many years a nomadic life, often confined within narrow bounds, though the source of authority yet unnoticed by those in authority, the child- ren of Justice, under the leadership of a man whom they love, have arrived, possessed the land, and builded a temple, wherein, sitting at the feet of Minerva, they learn the harsh, unbending rules of the first Great Giver of Laws and temper them with that mercy first taught by the Prince of Peace. This is the source, as Mt. Sinai of old, whence emanate the laws which shall govern the land. As the law students have been heretofore, so are they still, the inspiring spirits of all laudable University activity. But for them we would not have won the one great debate last year. But for them we would not expect to win the three this year. Again this year the fair name and fame of the University has not only been maintained, but even enhanced at two very special state occasions the Kansas Day Club Banquet, where the toast Jayhawker, delivered with all the force and eloquence of an orator, received the merited approval and applause of six hundred of the talented and ambitious leaders of a powerful political party; and the Democratic Day Club Banquet, where the toast, Young Democrats, called forth all the pride and power which that sub- ject can inspire. Still do the heathen rage and say, There is no profit in them. But why care? In the balance the scoffers will go up; they are altogether lighter than vanity. Honored is the orator who learns well his art before he aspires to represent his Alma Mater. And for this purpose the laws have organized and main- tained four of the six literary societies, and of other societies the} are foremost members. Mental activity requires physical; and, accordingly, the Laws are found in all University sports. Though few in number they furnish the best players in foot-ball, base-ball, basket-ball, track-meet, and in fact all athletics. If there is a movement started which has for its object the encouragement of exceptional effort mental or physical that movement originates with the Laws. They gave the foot-ball team a ball-reception unsurpassed by any other social function this year, and have made another innovation by banquetting the debating teams. Not only while here, but when out in active life also, though it is little known or appreciated, do the Laws, more than any other class of students, assist the Univeisity. In the legislature they support, on the bench they protect, and at the bar they plead not only the cause of the University but of education in general. 75 Middle Law Class Officers E. C. BROOKINS, H. M. BREIDENTHAL, R. E. McVEY, . FRANK J. MERRILL, Presiden t Vice-President Secretary . Treasurer 76 WE are betwixt and between. just half way to the goal. When once a Middler there is no turning back we know too much to quit and not euough to get the coveted L. L. B. We are pushed by the Juniors and pulled by the Seniors, little effort on our part being required. Intellectually we are the luminaries of the Law School. If we were so disposed, we could rest on the laurels we won as Juniors. So often have we been told by Uncle Jimmy and Doctor and W. E. of our excellent showing as a class that it causes absolutely no distention of the cranium to hear it again. From no other class in the Law School has the University more hearty supporters of her Athletics. We contribute to the foot-ball, track and base-ball teams several stars, among whom are Job White, Elgie Brookins, Billy Luckey, Spide Bailey, and Blossom Bloss. Now we are thirty-five in number, ranging in ages from twenty ad infinitum. In our Junior year we num- bered fifty-six. So, according to the law of evolution, we are the survival of the fittest. We have represen- tatives from all vocations in life from section hand to county attorney. Insurance was the first subject to engage our attention as Middlers. We learned that to insure ourselves a passable grade in this subject, we had to take out a policy with Professor W. E. Higgins, the local agent, which policy to say the least is very stringent and highly technical. The only physiaal requirement of this policy is the ability to make an 8 o ' clock class, and its only certainty is that we do not know whether we have an insur- able interest until after quiz time. Our most interesting study ander Doctor Burdick was Common Law Pleading, the beauties and logic of which he succeeded in instilling into our minds; but, under the influence of the Proselytist, our love and ad- miration for that system was transferred to the code. For wit. learning, and eloquence, the Middlers cannot be surpassed. Among the many who, we are confi- dent will at some future day. perhaps in the next hundred years, become Supreme Court Judges, are Herb Breidenthal, whose eloquent exposition of the trust question is of itself a guaranty of fame; Paul Kimball, who always sleeps ou his decisions; and Jay Richardson, whose new theory on habeas corpus has attracted the serious consideration of modern authorities. ' ' Let the Light so Shine . ' ' Junior Law Officers C. I. MARTIN, B. A. EARHART, SADIE WALMER, CHAS. BLACKMAR, President ' ice- President Secretary Treasurer LAWS THE LAW CLASS OF ' 08 is the first that has not been compelled to recite in either the garret or basement of Fraser Hall, or some other equally desirable place in one or another of the buildings on the hill. This statement is not quite exact, as this honorable and intellectual class, going to their first few recitations, climbed the north stairway of Fraesr Hall to that place where a semi-circle of stately busts adorns the wall. But this only reminded them of those lines which say something about the heights which the great have readied were not gained by any sudden flight. While the other classes of the University have been concerned with their petty disputes, the class of ' 08 toiled hard and faithfully and has come out of the mid-year quiz without any perceptible diminuation of its number. Many of the members have brought honor to their class through their accomplishments in athletics; and in the future the University must look to the present Junior Law Class to furnish the men who will make the crimson and the blue triumphant in all contests. 79 ' CD Q -j 5 OQ . Q: K CO 5 UJ t o m m .... .-. ' -..-.-..t.-.vvar 81 Pharmacy Faculty LUCIUS ELMER SAYRE, B. S. 1897 (Michigan University); Ph. G. 1866, Ph. M. 1896 (Philadelphia). Dean of the School of Pharmacy. RORERT W. CURTIS, A. B. 1896 (Trinity); Ph. D. 1904 (Yale) Assistant Professor of Chemistry. L. D. HAVENHILL, Ph. C. 1893, Ph. M. 1894 (Michigan University); B. S. 1903 (University of Kansas). Assistant Professor of Pharmacy. 82 FRANCIS WILLIAM BUSHONG. A. B., 1885. A. M., 1888, (Franklin and Marshall). S. D., 1900, (College of Emporia). Assis at Professor of Chemistry. DAVID FORD McFARLAND. A. B., 1900. A. M., 1901, (University of Kansas). M. S., 1903, (Yale). Assistant Professor of Chemistry. HERBERT WILLIAM EMERSON. PH. C., 1901,6. S., 1902, (University of Michigan). Instructor in Pharmacy. CHARLES MORGAN STERLING. A. B.. 1897, (University of Kansas). Assistant Professor of Pharmacognosy. WARREN H. DENNIS, Ph. C. Stockton. Pharmaceutical Association; Freshman Football, ' 05; Glee Club, ' 05. Every man has in him a continent of undiscov- ered charaacter. Happy is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul. GLEN C. HILL, Ph. C, Ottawa. Once a gentleman, always a gentleman. HOMER M. SPRINGER, Ph. C. Leavenworth. President Pharmaceutical Society, ' 05. Knowledge is proud that he has learned so much, Wisdom is humble that he knows no more. ' ' ROY M. RILEY, Ph. C. Wichita. Treasurer Pharmaceutical Association: Vice-President Senior Pharmacy Class. Hath he not always treasures, always friends, the good, great man. JACOB F. TERRASS, Ph. C. Alma. Pharmaceutical Society. Knowledge dwells in minds replete with thoughts of other men, Wisdom in minds attentive to their own. FRANK E. CHAPIN, Ph. C. Delphos. Oh, there is something in that voice, that reaches the innermost recesses. ' ' Jl-DAH J. DRISKO, Ph. C. Abilene. The wise are polite the world over. ' 4 FRANK MARION HAYDEN, Ph. C. Ponca City, Ok la. To be furious in religion is to be unreligiously re- ligious. FRANK KING JOSLYN, Ph. C. Cheney. The cunning skill, the curious arts, The glorious strength that youth imparts In life ' s first stage. ORA YATES, Ph. C. Lawrence. Secretary Pharmaceutical Association, ' 03. Heaven ' s reward is not to him, who counts the most of sen-ice, but to him who serves. CHARLES A. PEDROJA, Ph. C. Madison. Pharmaceutical Association. I will not tell how the truth may be, I ' ll tell the tale as ' twas told to me. IDA MAY MOSHER, Kinsley. Pharmaceutical Society. The noblest soul is that which chooses the right, not for gain or glory, but because ' tis right. MAURICE S. IXGALLS. Ph. C. Halstead. S 2s ; OXE; Pharmaceutical Association; President Senior Pharmacv Class. ' 06. Then he will talk; Good gods, how he will talk ! MAMIE SWANN. Ph. C. Basehor. Secretary Class, ' 06. Woman ' s at best a contradiction still. Senior Pharmacy Class Officers MAURICE INGALLS, ROY M. RILEY, MAMIE SWAN, President . Yice-President Secretary-Treasurer 86 HARM AC AS early as 1867, there was formed an organization of druggists in Kansas, known as the Kansas Pharma- ceutical Association. The objects of the association were the advancement of Pharmacy, and higher ed- cation and systematic training for the young men entering the profession. The ultimate object in behalf of this cause was finally attained, when the Legislature of 1885 provided that the Board of Regents of the State University establish without delay a Chair of Pharmacy in said institution. In accordance with this act of the Legislature, the Regents called Lucius E. Sayre from Philadelphia to fill the Chair of Pharmacy. Since the establishment of this school, it has undergone many hardships and has seen many changes. It was first located in the basement of Fraser Hall, where it was handicapped by lack of space and suitable appa- ratus, and soon moved to the old Chemistry and Pharmacy building, now known as Medical Hall. Here the school worked only a comparatively short time, when they were required to hunt new quarters; and, in 1899. they moved into their new building erected especially for the Chemistry and Pharmacy Departments. The School is now one of the best equipped in the United States, having a faculty of twenty-five members and possessing advantages of culture which only university life and university atmosphere can give. Junior Pharmics m The Roll, With a Little Truth and Much Fiction EDWARD A. GAUT. He talks. M. E. DARROUGH. Where is he? FREDERICK GREEN. He did what he could. PAUL M. GLEISNER. He is visiting mother. HUGH RIDDELL. A thing in love. EDWIN R. BROWN. He is little, but O, my ! DAVID L. ALLEN. He was leader of this party. CLAUD MOORE. He has often been Miss-ed. CLARABELL GARVER. We knew her by her works. WALTER R. EPPS. He has the energy of success. LUTE SMITH. I found it a fruitless chase. ARTHUR EVANS. His favorite subject is Chemistry. EMIL D. BRENKER. An adept in the art of bluffing. C. I. OVERMAN. Be sure you are right and then go ahead. A. J. Dowis. He had a corner on business methods. LEWIS BIXBV. Another man whose hobby is Chemistry. ' ALTER KEMP. A Pharmacy student of considerable renown. HARRY MILLS. Noted for his great popularity among the girls. WILLIAM H. HOUSTON. A young man of ability, push, and class spirit. E. H. RICHARDSON. He never believed in taking life seriously. M. A. LESLEY. He imbibes deeply from the fountain of knowledge. G. E. Ross. Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast. CHAS. LOTTRIDGE. Don ' t think he is scared because he blushes. LAWRENCE TETER. He will scarce be a man before his mother. WM. L. TULLY. He needs no eulogy; he speaks for himself. R. M. VLIET. President of the class and yet a good student. CASPER MIDDLEK.IUF. He is a scholar as well as an athlete. KATE WILLIAMS. A very apt scholar, whose smiles are divinity. VIOLET M. NAMES. Not that I love man less but nature more. WM. HARVEL. I have no ambition to see a goodlier man. JAMES A. HOLLIS. He has quit pharmacy probably to become an undertaker. RETTA WOMER. And she too will finish the four-year course. MARY STAHL. She may make a hit with the pestle, who knows? EDWARD JENNINGS. Greater men than I may have lived, but I doubt it. FRED W. WEDEL. Much may be made of a Dutchman, if he be caught young, EARL CARRUTHERS. He made a one in Chemistry with no help but his pencil. FOREST FORESTER. And he is one of the few who made a grade in Physical Manipulation. DELL F. ZIEMAN. A man of discretion, as shown by his wise choice of a profession. RAY R. BROWN. He arrived too late to get a pony so was left in the rear. THOS. L. BENNETT. He could not explain the vacuum, though he had it in his head. CHAS. E. McNALLY. An individual wholly unparallelled in the biographical record of amiable persons. BARNARD LEE. A very deep- thinking young man who is greatly interested in the process of oxmosis. CARL KIRMAYER. He soon learned the greatest need of the pharmacist; he joined the Laws. P. A. WIEDEMAN. He is gun in the pronunciation of botanical names, and is never seen without his tin pencil box. ALBERT McKiNLEV. A man who believes one may be merry and light in spite of the many burdensof life. JAMES ELLIOT. He wishes to organize an anti-horse thief association. H. B. LEACH. Early in the year he was married to one of his classmates, and since then has lived a quiet and secluded life. KARL FREY. Synonym fry; habitate, Colorado; occupation, attending K. I .; pastime, paying laboratory ft- e : greatest thought, free institutions and objects of charity. 89 CHARLES SANFORD SKILTON. A. B., 1889, (Yale). Dean of School of Fine Arts, and Professor of Musical Theory and Organ 1903. WILLIAM ALEXANDER GRIFFITH. (Jullien Art School, Paris.) Professor of Drawing and Painting, 1899. CARL ADOLPH PREYER, (Vienna). Professor of Piano, Counterpoint, Canon, and Fugue, 1892. CHARLES EDWARD HUBACH. , (Graduate of the New England Conservatory of Music. ) I ' rofcssor of Voice, 1903. 92 PEARL BECHTEL MASER, Mus. B. Parsons, Xfl; Junior Promenade Committee; Senior Play Com- mittee. Vain pomp and glory of the world, I hate thee. ANNA LOUISE SWEENEY, Mus. B. Lawrence. A cheerful look, a pleasing eye, and a most noble carriage. ' ' CARLOTTA CLARK, Mus. B. Sharon Springs. XQ; Junior Promenade Committee; Cast of Junior farce. Though you are a bit audacious. And your eyes and hair are bright. Though you ' re saucy and flirtatious. You ' re alright. ALICE MAUD TAYLOR, Mus. B. Lawrence. ' Tis not my talent to conceal my thoughts. HELEN LOUISE GIBSON, Mus. B. Lawrence. The lady doth protest too much methinks. 93 95 THIS was the last, but not least, of the separate schools to be added to this great University of Kansas. Its birth dates back to 1901, but not until 1905, was a course offered whereby a student could receive an M. D. degree, for, prior to this time, only a two-year preparatory course was offered in this institution. The necessity for hospitals, clinics and other facilities did not justify the establishment of this school at Lawrence, consequently the University of Kansas enveloped the Kansas City Medical, the Medico-Chirugical, and the College of Physicians and Surgeons, all schools of Kansas City, thereby bringing into existence one of the best medical colleges of the United States today and with prospects that bid fair to make it one of the best in the world. Yet, doubtless the existence of this department is indirectly due to the generosity of Dr. Bell, who gave valuable property for the establishment of these buildings in Rosedale. Of the schools united, perhaps, the Kansas City Medical deserves more honor and credit for her contribution to this enterprise, for, besides giving over some thirty bright-minded students, she has contributed, by far, more professors of the present faculty than both the other schools combined. The other colleges have lent their share of support and may justly be proud of their representation. Kansans may truly take pride in their University, and feel sure that the Medical School will never be found wanting in maintaining the high standard of this noble institutions. 96 ELEANOR TAYLOR BELL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL Photo by Squires NEW KANSAS CITY GENERAL HOSPITAL Photo by Squires GEORGE HOWARD HOXIE. X ; BK; ZZ. A. B., 1893, A. M. 1896, (Union University). M. D., 1901, (University of Zurich). Dean of the Clinical Department. Internal Medicine. MISS MAUD KIBBIE Secretary to the Dean . 98 George Howard Hoxie, A. B. f A. M., M. D. Dean of Clinical Department TO be dean of a medical school necessitates the patience of Job, the wisdom of a Socrates, and the tact of Dr. Hoxie. His administration thus far has been filled with adversities, for besides the routine work en- countered in the deanship, he has been ccmpelled to conduct the school this year with but little financial support, which fact ha been a great handicap to the accomplishment of his labors. In the capacity of dean, we are proud of Dr. Hoxie, and as a refined, scientific gentleman of culture we take no less pride. In the future lives of the members of the class of ' 06, we shall always count it a pleasure to point to our dean as an able ex- ecutive of his department. Miss E. Maud Kibble Secretary to the Dean IT is a pleasant duty to rehearse some of the many commendable features that have characterized this young lady as a universal favorite with the K. U. Medics. Her work has not been a continual round of pleasure, but full of trials and tribulations, yet at all times she has proven herself equal to the occasion and by her soft words has turned away wrath. To make a long story short. Miss Kibbie is the ideal lady for the position she now has the honor of holding. She is pleasant, courteous, and capable, and has won the respect and esteem of every one with whom she comes in contact. The outgoing class shall always cherish a kindly feeling for this admirable young lady. 99 WILLIAM ABRAMS. M. D., 1904, (Kansas City Medical College). Clinical Assistant. EDWARD GILES BLAIR. A. B., 1887, (University of Kansas). M. D., 1889, (Columbia). Surgeiy. THOMAS H. BEATTIE. M. D., 1885, (Kansas City Medical College). M. D., 1886, (University of New York City). Gynaecology. JACOB BLOCK. M. D. Surgery. JOHN FAIRBAIRN BINN1K. A. M., 1882, (Aberdeen). M. D., C. M., 1886, (Aberdeen Surgery. JULIb ' S BRl ' EHL. M. D., 1883, (Wurzburg). Internal Medicine. 100 A. JUDSON CHALKLY. A. M., 1898, (Randolph-Macon). M. D., 1905, (Washington University). Clinical Assistant. . H. COFFEY. M. D.. 1886, (Missouri Medical College). Prodology. EDWARD LAWRENCE CHAMBLISS. M. D., 1894, (Kansas City Medical College). Internal . fcdicine. GEORGE OLIVER COFFIN. M. D.. 1891, (Kansas City Medical College). Surgery. FAY P. CLARK. M. D. Electrotherapeutics. J. B. CONNELL. B. S., 1876, (Illinois College). LL. B., 1878, (University of Michigan). M. D., 1887, (Kansas City Medical College). Dermatology. ROBERT J. CURDY. M. I)., icS95, (Washington). ( tyhthalmology. F. W. DAILEY. M. D., 1896, (Kansas City Medical College). Clinical Assistant. WILLIAM J. FRICK. M. D., 1888, (Kansas City Medical College). Surgery. OLIVER H. DEAN. A. B., L. L. B., (University of Michigan Medical Jurisprudence. WILLIAM FRICK. B. S., 1879, A. M., 1882, (Central Wesleyan). M. D., 1884, (St. Louis Medical College). Dermatology . HAL FOSTER. A. B., 1880, (University of Alabama). M. D., 1882, (University of New York City). Rhinology and Laryngology. BLENCOE E. FRYER. M. D., 1859, (University of Pennsylvania). Ophthalmology. JAMES WILLIAM GAINES. B. S., 1883, (Georgetown, Ky.). M. D., 1886, (Medical College of Ohio). Otology. VIRGINirS W. GAVLE. PH. o., 1871, M. D. 1873. (University of Mary land). Internal Medicine. SAMUEL V. GLASSCOCK. M. D.. 1887, (Rush Medical College). Mental and Xervous Diseases. CLARENCE CASE GODDARD. M. D.. 1887, (Bellevue). Psyduatry. MAX GOLDMAN. M. D., 1900, (Kansas City Medical College). Pediatrics. GEORGE M. GRAY. M. D., 1879, (Kansas City Medical College). M. D., 1880, (Bellevue i. Surgery. JEFFERSON D. GRIFFITH. M. D., 1871, (University of New York). Surgery. FRANK JOHNSON HALL. M. D., 1897, (Kansas City Medical College). Pathologist and Director of the Laboratories. C. LESTER HALL. M. D., 1867, (Jefferson Medical College). Gynecology. GEORGE FREDERICK HAMEL. PH. G., 1880, (St. Louis College of Pharmacy). M. D., 1888, ( Beaumont Hosp. Med. College). Surgery. D. WALTON HALL. M. D., 1896, (University Medical College). Khinology and Laryngology. HENRY O. HANAWALT. M. D., 1873, (Medical College of Ohio). Neurology. 104 CHARLES B. HARDIN. M. D., 1881. (Kansas City College of Physi- cians and Surgeons). M. D., 1883, (Bellevue). Hygiene. ELLERY M. HETHERINGTON. PH. G.. 1882, (Canadian State Board). M. D.. 1888, (College of Physicians and Sur- geons, Baltimore). Gynecology. NATHAN O. HARRELSON. .M. D.. 1894, (Kansas City Medical College). Gyneeology. P. D. HUGHES. A. M., (Taylor University). M. I).. 1884, (Fort Wayne. Ind., Medical Col- lege). Surgery. JAMES I.. HARRINGTON. M. D., 1889, (University Medical College). Genito-t ' ritiary Surgery. BENNETT CLARK HYDE. A. B., 1882, A. M.. 1900, (William Jewell Col- lege). . M. Lv. 1895. (University Medical College). Surgery. BENJAMIN JACOBS. LL. B.. 1888. (University of Kansas). M. IX. 1897, (Kansas City Medical College). Pediatrics. WILLIAM F. KUHN. B0II. A. B., 1875, A. M., 1878, (Wittenberg). M. D., 1884, (Jefferson Medical College). Neurology. SIMON BURTON LANGWORTHY. M. D., 1887, (Kansas City Medical College). Gynecology. J. A. KING. M. D. Clinical Assistant. }. HALCOMBE LANING. M. D., 1899, (University of Virginia). Internal Medicine. JOHN W. KYGER. M. D., 1868, (University of Virginia). Pediatrics. K. C. LOWMAN. M. D., 1890, ( Kansas City Medical College . Surgery. 106 CHAS H. LESTER. M. D., 1879, (Kansas City Medical College). M. D., 1880, (Bellevue). Pediatrics. O. M. LOXGENECKER. M. D., 1899, (Kansas City Medical College). Internal Medicine. JOSEPH STANLEY LICHTENBERG. M. D., 1896, (University Medical College). Ophthalmology. HEXRY H. LOOK. M. D.. 1898, ( Marion Sims Medical College). (. Ophthalmology. CHARLES L. LIDIKAY. M. D., 1894, (University of Louisville). Ophthalmology. RNEST JOSEPH LUTZ. 1885, (Speyer Real-gymnasium). M. D., 1891, (College of Physicians and Sur- geons, St. Louis . Internal Medicine. 107 JAMES W. MAY. M. D., 1900, (College of Physicians and Sur- geons, K. C. K.) Ophthalmology. CALVIN J. MORROW. M. D. 1884, (Washington University, St. Louis). Prodology. JOHN W. MILLER. M. D., 1896, (Kansas City Medical College). Internal Medicine, GEORGE C. MOSHER. M. D., 1882, (Kentucky School of Medicine). Obstetrics. W. L. McBRIDE. NS N. M. D., 1900, (Rush Medical College). Dermatology . FRANKLIN EDWARD MURPHY. M. D., 1903, (University of Pennsylvania. ) Internal Medicine. ZACHARIAH NASON. M. D., 1888, (College of Physicians and Sur- geons, Baltimore). Obstetrics. RUSSEL A. ROBERTS. A. M., 1887, (Maryville, Tenn., College). M. D., 1887, (Medical College of Indiana). Prodolagy. JOHN WALTER PERKINS. A. B., 1882, (Harvard). M. D., 1886, (Harvard). Surgery. ERNEST F. ROBINSON. A. M., 1893, ( University of Kansas). M. D., 1896, (University of Pennsylvania). Surgery. DAVID R. PORTER. M. D., 1872, (New York Medical College). Internal Medicine. CARL SANZDEN. M. A., 1896, (Bethany College). M. D., 1894. (I ' psala, Sweden). I ' In -siral Therapeutics. 109 J. E. SAWTELL. M. D., 1886, (College of Physicians and Sur- geons, Baltimore). Rhinologyand Laryngology. JOHN NESBIT SCOTT. PH. G., 1887, (University of Kansas). M. D., 1896, (University Medical College). Electrotherapeutics . EDWARD WILLIAM SCHAUFFLER. A. B., 1862, A. M., 1875, (Williams). M. D., 1868, (Columbia). Internal Medicine. J. H. SMITH. M. D., 1887, (Missouri Medical College). Clinical Assistant. ROBERT McE. SCHAUFFLER. A. B., 1893, (Williams). M. D., 1896, (Columbia). Surgery. ROBERT T. SLOAN. A. B., 1883, A. M., 1886, (Missouri University). M. D., 1884, (Kansas City Medical College). M. D., 1885. (Uuiversity of New York ). Internal Medicine. V. H. SCHUTZ. M. D.. 1893, (College of Physicians and Sur- geons, St. Louis). Ophthalmology. CHARLES LESTER SPAULDING. A. B., 1890, (Williams); A.M., 1897, (Harvard). M.D., 1898, (Bellevue); M.D., 1899, (Harvard). Orthopedic Surgery. A. TALBOTT. M. D. Internal Medicine. CHARLES M. STEMEN. A. M., 1885, (Taylor University). M. D., 1887, (Fort Wayne College of Medicine). General Medicine. LINCOLN GRAY TAYLOR. M. D., 1882, (Medical Department Western Reserve University). Neurology. PRESTON STERRETT. M. D., 1900, (Ensworth). Genei al Medicine. JOHN H. THOMPSON. M. D., 1875, (Georgetown University). M. D., 1877. (College of Physicians and Sur- geons, New York City). Ophthalmology. EDWARD H. THRAILKILL. M.D., 1890, (Kansas City Medical College). Proddogy, JOHN TROUTMAN. M. D., 1877, (Missouri Medical). Electrotheraputics . J. E. TREXLER. A. B., 1893, (C. M. A.). M. D., 1898, (University of Pennsylvania). Clinical Assistant. LYMAN L. UHLS. M. D., 1884, (Rush Medical College). Psychiatry. WILLIAM K. TRIMBLE. M. D., (K. C. Medical College). Assistant Clinical Pathologist. FREDERICK T. VAN EMAX. M. D., 1897, (Kansas City Medical Collet Gynecotogy, ERNKST VONQUOST. M. D.. 1877, ( Missouri Medica College). Surgery. I. J. WOLF. M. D., 1887, ( University of Munich). Internal Medicine. FRANK HENRY VKISS. PH.G.. 1893, (Northwestern University i. M. D., 1901, (Columbia). Pediatrics. N. P. WOOD. M. D., 1881, (St. Louis Medical College I. Internal Medicine. IHV.H WILKINSON. M. D., 1901, (Rush Medical College). Surgeiy. W. H. SCHUTZ. M.D., 1893, (College of Physicians and Sur- geons, St. Louis). Ophthalmology. Senior Medics Officers DALE LUCAS JNO. ADAMS CRABB, JESSE N. HILL, ABRAM COMINGO GRIFFITH, T. A. PROUSE, CLIFFORD C. NESSELRODE, JOHN D. DAVIS, President Vice-President Secretary Treasurer Sergeant-at-Arms Business Manager Jayhawker Editor of Jayhawker UNIVERSITY YELL ROCK! CHALK! JAVHAWK! K. U. CLASS 06, YELL OSKI! wow! wow! WISKIE! WEK-WKE! OLI-MUCK-E-I! K. r. MKDIC-KI! o-o-Six! MKDICAI, RKPORTKRS JAYHAXVKHR .STAFF J. N. HILL, DALE L.I-CAS, Associate Bus. Manager Associate Kditor C. C. NESSELRODE, . j. D. DAVIES, Business Manager Kditor 116 SENIOR MEDICS IT is well nigh onto four years ago since this class came to the school of -Esculapius, all of us filled with am- bition and some of us to use the slang phrase filled with prunes. Some of us were blessed with papas with a good bank account, while others were lucky that we wore the same sized collars and socks as our paternal ancestors and even while the neckties and hat he wore were landmarks at home, they were strangers to our classmates and their use helped much to lengthen the existence of our slender purse. It took a number of us some time to get ' ' city broke, but the majority of us are completely broke now. Some of our professors who have been disposed to hold out a favorable prognosis for us, have at times tol d us: The future is yours; ordinarily that might afford consolation, but some of us have put so heavy a mortgage on our future to our uncle that it will be some time before we get possession of it again. When we came here some of us were so green we blew out the gas, but now that we are leaving, it ' s only fair to say that we blowed in everything. According to David Harum a dog must have a certain amount of fleas to keep him from forgetting he is a dog. It is likewise true, that a Medic gets just so much Hades for his faults from the public to remind him that he is a Medic; vet after all, we are not anxious to have our meaning construed that: the best a Medic can get is the worst of it. ' Tis not often that the poor Medic gets close enough to the stage of a theatre to even hear the orchestra, to say nothing of inspecting each component part, but once is enough to observe the wide abyss that separates the first and second violinists of that august bod}-. One is all pomp, fire, bustle and enthusiasm personified. Now waving his bow high in the air, he silently, yet safely, guides the exquisite harmony; he has that magnificent musical machine so profoundly under his control that he can hasten or slow its movements by the slightest wave of his hand; and again when he brings his violin to his shoulder, with what ease does he take the leading strain, high above the crash of sounds, above the shrill trumpet, the braying horns, the ear-piercing- notes of the fife, and all the thunders of the orchestra, and distinct and clear are heard the notes of the first violin. Dressed in unimpeachable broadcloth, with kids and immaculate linen, stamping his foot, wagging his head, nodding earnestly to right and left and beating time with mad energy, he enters heart and soul into the melody oblivious of all else because he is the leader he plays first violin. Standing near him on a lower platform and before a lower music-rest is a patient, sad-faced, care-worn man who saws quietly on the strings with rather the air of a hired man than of the enthusiast. His eyes you never see in a fine frenzy rolling, glancing from heaven to earth and earth to heaven, nor do you see his muscles in a spasm of ecstacy, he never wags his head nor stamps his foot; but steadily and conscientiously he pours a rich undercurrent of harmony into the music which few hear, fewer care for, but without which, losing the charm of contrast, it would be as dreary as the droning of a bag-pipe. With his eye fixed upon the notes he diligently scrapes away, not with enthusiasm, not by the inspiration of a master, but by the reflection that he is exchang- ing his notes for dollars; and that with each quaver he earns so much bread and butter for his family. Yet this musical machine that plays its part so mechanically with apparently as little interest in the result as a calculat- ing machine in the solution of a mathematical problem, may have been endowed by nature with as much genius and fire ' as that thundering Jupiter of the orchestra, the leader; but alas ! he plays second fiddle. The world is an orchestra and men are players. All are playing some part in the production of life ' s har- mony, some wielding the baton, fired by the sympathy of onlookers; others feeling that they are but second fiddlers, humbled by conscious inferiority and drudging on through their despicable, monotonous task. This simile applies to the study of medicine. The Doctor of Medicine truly playing the first violin the student, even though a few months from graduation, is playing second fiddle until the grand finale of this magnificent harmony. Force of habit has made the expression. Yes, Doctor, so mechanical to the Medic that he is almost afraid to say his soul is his own. Yet this self-acknowledged expression of inferiority does not signify that the acknowledgment is made with reluctance; the fact that this wide abyss separating student and instructor does exist, is because the boys have deemed it a necessity and their choice. Even now, through these apparent great tribulations, we have reached the pinnacle we have been striving for during these four years, having now a permanent place in the real commencement of our professional lives and entitled to a place in the history of the first graduating class of this great University of Kansas, we are not pregnant with the joy we have anticipated, but quit the dear old school with much reluctance. The magic spirit of fellowship will in our future restore the shattered gossamer of affection we now bear one another. Ve do not feel that we are escaping punishment and torture by this, our leave of college, but rather that it is the ceasing of an exquisite music. 7 CLIFFORD C. NESSELRODE, M. D. Business Manager Medical Department ' 06 Jayhawker. When Cliff started off with the bunch, he wasn ' t a hit with the boys. He had been teaching school so long that the I have spoken element of his make-up was quite conspicuous in his recitations. He finally came to earth and is now a thorough student, and en- thusiastic Medic with symptoms of a malignant love. ARTHUR C. DILDINE, D. D. S., M. D. Mother Dildine is one of the best, if not the best, in the class and has his nerve all the time. Artie was educated in Pennsylvania and came West to specialize in all the branches of medicine. He occa- sionally gets rough, and says, Pshaw, but Arthur is a good student, and a man of excellent habits. . FRANCIS ELMER WILHELMI, M. D. Meggy is not lazy, nor has he congenital fa- tigue, but he ' s just been around the Missouri Pacific hospital too long. He is a pseudo-papa of the class. He i? a Kansas product from Winchester. The fact that he is now assistant to Dr. J. W. Perkins is evi- dence of his ability. HUGH DUNCAN McGAUGHEY, M. D. Aesculapian Society. Here is a fellow who has entered heart and s ul into the study of his profession. He prepared at Be- loit. His home is in Jewell, Kansas. McGaughey is deserving of all the success that may come to him. MORRIS CLIFFORD HUTTON. M. D. Prior to his entrance to the Medical Department of the University of Kansas, Mr. Hutton had been a student in the College of Physicians and Surgeons in Kansas City, Kansas. The essentials that go to make up a good Medic are not lacking in him. MILTON B. SHERRARD, M. D. Before beginning the strenuous medical life, was a student at the Kansas State Normal School at Emporia. Dr. Sherrard deserves no little credit for his effort and success in educating himself for his chosen profession. 118 GEORGE CHARLES HENRY ERNST, A.B.; M.D. When Ernst first came to us, we regarded him with no little degree of suspicion, for he acknowledged himself the son of a minister. In spite of this and the fact that he has owned a drug store, the only thing that can be said derogatory to his character is, that he has periodic attacks of love. HOWARD ALBERT HAMILTON, A. B.; M. D. 4 A This gentleman is another one of the good fellows of the class. He came to us from Park College, charged to the muzzle with a store of excellent knowledge. He is an exceptionally good companion, a true blue, as well as a good scholar. MELVIA F. AVERY, B. S.; M. D. Miss Avery received her education preparatory to medicine at Kansas State Agricultural College at Man- hattan. She is good-natured, and knows a good deal of medicine for a Senior. The only fault she has is being a woman. JOHN D. DAVIES, M. D. A ; Chairman Invitation Committee; Editor Medical Department Jayhawker ' 06; Editor Medical Depart- ment of The Kansan. The author of these effusions will take upon him- self the task of describing his career. I began my life in Lucas county, Iowa, but have been claiming Con- cordia as my home. I have never been an also ran, and I know I have some friends in school for I can borrow money from a lot of the fellows. JAS. A. McCONNELL, M. D Y. M. C. A. Mack, in addition to carrying his college work creditably, has supported his family. If use breeds habit in a man, this fellow is well on the highway to success, for he is sincere, industrious, and a gentle- man HERBERT R. KING, M. D. Jasper county, Mo., has reason to be proud of her King. There have been times when he has ideas of leaving us to join the Medics of sunny California. Per- haps a certain little lady in Jasper could explain why he hasn ' t. Herbert is a universal favorite in his quiet 119 DALE LUCAS, M. D. 4 A; President Senior Class, ' 06; Vice-President, first semester; Assistant Editor Medical Department ' 06 Jayhawker. Perhaps of the whole class this wise old owl is the most popular. He is not an Apollo in personal beauty but to know him is to have the deepest respect and regard for him. FRANK ESTELL CASBURN, M. D. Elder Casburn the Beau Brummel, and, by all odds, the handsomest man in school, was a minis- ter. Why he gave up the redemption of souls to save bodies, is not for us to say. He is a good Indian from the word go, always pleasant, courteous, and a gentle- man at all times. JOHN ADAM CRABB, M. D. Vice-President Class, ' 06; Y. M. C. A. Dr. Crabb was for five years county clerk of Smith county. He evidently has all of the politics out of his system by now. He is quite popular among his classmates, and well worthy of his honors. ABRAM COMINGS GRIFFITHS, M. D. ! Z; Treasurer Class ' 06; Invitation Committee. Griff was educated at Lawrenceville School in New Jersey prior to his course at Princeton. While he has an ardent love for the tender sex and at tomo- biles, he has succeeded in equipping himself with quite enough knowledge of medicine to become a suc- cessful practitioner. ALFRED LESLIE CASBURN, M. D. Learned some four vears ago of the wondrous changes our K. U. Medical Course had wrought upon man and hastened at once from his quiet rural home at Ferris, Illinois, to the scene of action. He is an exceedingly fine-looking man, and is well equipped with medical knowledge. HAROLD PHILIPP KUHN, A. B., M. D. B011; Track Team, ' 06; Chairman Cap and Gown Committee. Kuhn brought his S from Stanford and earned a K in the recent track meet by winning handily over the high hurdles. His scholastic achievements are among the highest in the class, and he has done several months of hospital work in surgery and neu- rology. He is a typical college man. 120 T. A. PROUSE, A. M.; M. D. President Class, first semester. This broadminded, earnest man, is certainly self- made, having unceasingly earned his way to his A. M. and then to his M. D. He is a student, a consistent church worker in the slums, and besides, supports his family in this city, where he has already located. DANIEL LAURENCE HEIDRICK, M. D. Dan came from Madison about four years ago. He was always a good man, even before his marriage, which occurred his first year of school. College life with him has been a self-limited disease with few ex- acerbations to mark the difficult epochs. MILDRED CURTIS. M. D. This young lady comes to us from Neosho Falls, and carries all her learning with a dignity becoming an M. D, She has done her share in upholding the brilliancy of the feminine portion of the class, and proven herself worthy the respect of all. We are one in wishing her happiness and prosperity. STANLEY HERSCHEL GATCH. M. D. When Gatch was still in his boyish youth, some heartless wretch induced him to believe himself a vo- calist. He is rational on all other subjects, is a pro- gressive, agreeable classmate, with but this one great fault, he does not realize that he is a delusion and a snare. GROVER C. SHERRARD, M. D. Grover is a product of Republic City. He, like his brother, has attained his wisdom by the sweat of his brow; having to provide the long green by his own efforts. His college record is one of which he may be proud. MOHLER JACOB MILLER, M. D. Ere the base laws of our servitude began. Miller was comfortably absorbing nourishment from the vicinity around McPherson, Kansas. Miller has come to the front wonderfully during the past year, is a good student, a hard worker, and a loyal ' 06 man. 121 THOMAS J. HOWELL, M. D. Old Bob Goudy is a confirmed batch, yet contrary to the type, Bob is optimistic. He is said to have declared that he had made a specialty of scalds and burns with a view to his welfare in the next world. He is going to Germany to further pursue the study of medicine. He is quick-witted and has all the ele- ments of good fellowship. FRED E. ACKERSON, M. D. Claims Kansas City as his home. He is a shark, always pretending to expect a knock-out at each ex- amination, and invariably finishing with a top-notch grade. Fred has devoted most of his attention to dis- eases of the eye, with the idea of making that branch his specialty. JOHN HENRY LEE STAPLES, M. D. John is what might be called neutral, or slightly alkaline in reaction. He came from Nelson in Saline county. John Henry Lee Staples will probably never cover himself with glory as a text-book author, but may do quite well as a practitioner. FRANK M. DENSLOW, M, D. Doc ' ' Denslow is one of the brightest men of the graduating class. Besides being a good student, he is a mixer. He has been an interne at St. Margaret ' s Hospital during the past eight months. Frank claims Kansas Citv as his home. CHAS. NELSON SL AYR A UGH, M. D. Chief of Obstetric Staff. Sammy will never set the world on fire as a genius, but as a man, he will instill much warmth in those who are fortunate enough to be counted as his friends. Sammy is a graduated trained nurse, and a dandy, too. HENRY HINDS JOHNSON, M. D. Has distinguished himself as the sad-faced Medic with an ardent love for passionate sox. He came from Wayland, Mich., and is a nice, quiet fellow. We do not know the direction of his ambitions in medi- cine, but hope he may attain all the success he merits. HERBERT D. STERRETT, M. D. Dr. Sterrett came from Norcatur, Kansas, where he has been engaged in active practice, since his grad- uation from Ainsworth Medical School at St. Joseph, Mo. He is a congenial gentleman of sterling worth. J. A WEISS, M. D. This distinguished-looking individual received his prep in a butcher shop at Sabetha, Kansas, and was much disappointed that no credit was due him in the dissecting room. He is a man thoroughly compe- tent to converse with the instructor on any subject save the one under discussion. FRED CHARLES TYREE, M. D.; 4 A If there has been a class fight, a scuffle or a ban- quet that this fellow has missed, keep it quiet, for it would break his heart. He is a man, mentally, mor- ally and physically a fellow we are glad to call friend. FREDERICK WILLIAM SHAW, M. D. Pshaw, we hardly know what to sav of him, for so much good can be said that it ' s just a question of the best. He is a good student, ambitious and en- thusiastic. He has received part of his education across the water, and contemplates concluding it there. E. E. SPARR. M. D. Our Earl hears the distinction of being the light- weight champion of Con way Springs. Sparris a nice- looking fellow, pleasant and refined, and will certainly develope into an excellent practitioner of his chosen professioti. CLAUDE L. SHl ' LTZ, M. D. Despite his intelligent appearance, he matriculated in the Kansas City Medical College. He came from Caney, Kansas, and says if patients are not numerous in his field of practice, he ' s going broke. WILLIAM FRANKLIN MARKLEY, M. D. Markley has been self-supporting during all his college course, and has made excellent grades. He has the distinction of being the only man awarded 100 per cent in the pathological branch of medicine. He has been too busy to be sociable, but his earnest efforts and ability have won respect. JOSEPH HAMILTON CRAMPTON, M. D. Joe drifted in from the West about four years ago. He is a modern Hercules and gcodness personified. His home is at Colfax, Washington, and he intends going back west to practice. JESSE H. BALDWIN, B. S., M. D. Y. M. C. A Takes himself too seriously, (but no one else does). He is one of these real good boys who never gets into a clique that can thoroughly appreciate his talent. He contemplates going into foreign missionary service where he can deal in religion as a side line. FRED D. LOSE. M. D.; | A He is a living proof of changes wrought by medi- cine upon an embryo. When Fred drive in from the rural district, he lacked much of being a town boy . Lose is a fine fellow. He falters sometimes on grammatical construction, but never in an opportunity to do one a kindness. JOHN HENRY ROSE, M. D. ' Tis not for mortals to command success, but this fellow is big enough to get his. He is a heavy weight of 205 pounds, but particularly heavy as a student. Rose is an affable, congenial associate, and well liked by his classmates FREDERICK ANTONIO HUMMER, M. D. Is a misnomer, for he has caused no particular consternation in college life. When he gets his gala rags all on, he looks like the hind end of bad luck. While there is no halo around his head, we hope that Hummer will do well. 124 MELVIN B. ROBERTS, M. D. The Doctor has never been awarded any honors for personal beauty, nor as a prodigy. He is just an or- dinary medic with a few salient features that would justify his being crowned as more than a man among men. Roberts is a good student and an earnest fellow. VERNE HENRY BANTLEON, M. D. The subject of this sketch has never been suspected, much less accused, of imbibing too freely of our fount of knowledge, so we will infer that he is a man of temperate habits. He came to K. U. from the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Kansas City. HORACE P. MAHAN, M. D. Irish hails from Mineral, he serves as a fit ex- ample to prove the productive power of the State. The fact that Mahan is congenial and nice-looking, along with his ability as a medicine man, should in- sure his success. EDGAR L. DAVIS, M. D. The business manager of this section had a good deal of talking to do to get this picture. Davis is en- thusiastic, and capable of gushing forth great bursts of eloquence with an infinite deal of nothing as a theme. Yet Davis isn ' t a bad fellow he is obliging, courteous and a good student. EDWIN C. BUTTON. B. S., M. D. A sculapian Society. Preparatory to his medical education, was a student at Central Normal College. He is a quiet unassuming fellow, seldom button-in ; a good student, a con- genial associate and a through and through Kansas GUY J. RUSSELL, M. D. Guy has at no time been completely submerged in honors he has at all times managed to progress with credit. Russell is a married man , therefore his con- duct is above reproach. We hope Russell will soon be president of the bank in the town in which he locates. 125 JESSE N. HILL, M. D. Secretary of Class ' 06; Assistant Business Manager Medical Department ' 06 Jayhawker. Jesse is not from prohibition Kansas, he is too loose about his joints. At the kick-off, his amebic movement did not warrant a creditable finish, but when he got his pseudopodia working properly it was not long before he struck quite a gait. Hill is the best student in the class, and one of its most con- genial fellows. FRED R. BERRY, M. D. We hope this Berry will not be plucked during the examination season, for he is really a good hearted, jovial, classmate, and while he is but an average student, he will doubtless do well in practice here in Kansas City. J. W. DAVIS, M. D. Joe ' s home address is Independence. He prepared at Montgomery County High School. He will not be embellished with medals on Commencement Day, but he will be able to show a creditable college record. B. W. J. WORRALL, M. D. Has made no K. U. record that will cast a radiant light upon the future pages of history. He has a re- deeming feature, however, that covers a multitude of sins, he is self-supporting and cares for the needs of his mother. We wish him success. W. E. BOOTH, M. D. As his name implies, is a bad actor, and he is from Texas too. He is not particularly a gun in Medicine, yet knows enough about the science to de- velope into an excellent old family physician. Booth is a good fellow and we hope that success will come to him in large packages. RONALD R. SMITH, PH. G., M. D. l 4 . Railroad Smith hails from Wamego, and if he is as capable in practice as he has shown himself to be during his college career, his Alma Mater will have reason to feel proud of her offspring. Ronald has many staunch friends in the class. 126 CHARLES McKINLEY, M. D. A. Mack came to us from Independence, where he had been busy as a Superintendent of the Public Knowledge Dispensary for several years. He is one of the best all-round men of the class. RALPH CAMBERN HENDERSON, M. D. ' Tis difficult to understand how so much goodness, good sense and intellect has found abode in this small area of humanity. Dr. Henderson graduated several years ago from the Kansas City Medical College, and has been enjoying practice at Erie, Kansas, since that date. CLAUDE E. STUMP, M. D. Claude came from Caldwell, Kansas, with all the goodness and greatness of our Kansas productions. Stump has spent much of his time with the depart- ment Diseases of Children , yet, we should not pre- sume to predict the direction of his ambition. JAMES McCULLY, M. D. Cap and Gown Committee. Came from Dudley, Iowa, and we are all glad he came, for it ' s good to be with Mack . He is a dandy good fellow, chuck-full of class spirit and an able man from a professional standpoint. 127 ST. MARGARET ' S HOSPITAL 128 Photo by Squires -j K o: ' Si o i o k 3 p co i THE GOAL It is of prime importance that the young physician define at the outset of his career his goal ; for definite- ness of purpose differentiates the forceful and successful man from the drifting weakling. Therefore my mes- sage to the class of 1906 is simply, Define your aims. The neophyte must decide between the claims of a life of serving self, and one of serving others, between getting and giving. He may seek renown as a man of research and of medical discovery, He may seek wealth and social prestige. He may even try for political honors and emoluments. Or, on the other hand, he may search out situations in which he may do the greatest good; and try in whatsoever location he find himself to make himself useful and helpful to those about him. Our profession is essentially an unselfish one; and that colleague who uses it for his own aggrandizement has mistaken his calling and does his profession great harm. Therefore by the very nature of the responsibility which we assume when we seek and obtain the title, doctor of medicine, we pledge ourselves to lives of minis- try and service rather than to lives of ease and self-indulgence. We are then to seek to better the health both of individuals who seek us out and of the body politic, which may seek to rid itself of our services as of those who point out faults. To fulfill our calling will demand personal sacrifice, and that frequently for an ungrate- ful public. The Spirit of the Age will often argue and prove us fools for seeking a Utopia; but the Spirit of Medicine, the spirit that has animated our forerunners, bids us be idealists, to believe in man and work for his salvation. We must therefore, if we would follow the better way, consider ourselves the priests of medicine and serve her with the devotion of the Nazarite. For these reasons your success cannot be reckoned by the dollars you may accumulate, nor by the fame you win; but by the good you do and by the blessings which will be showered upon ycur memory. GEORGE HOWARD HOXIR. 130 THE GOAL OF MEDICAL EDUCATION The Jtudent ' s Viewpoint I have been asked to write an article on The Goal of Medical Education, somewhat from the viewpoint of one who is in the throes of the process; and insofar as my opinions have any value as personal or typical, it seems to me that the goal of medical education is inseparably bound up in the object of the medical sciences. For it is very obvious that the one is simply the process of imparting as completely and perfectly as possible the principles of the other. And by the medical sciences is meant not any narrow or restricted knowl- edge of the human body in health and disease, the agencies which bring about its disease and the agencies which tend to restore it to health, but that broader and more comprehensive meaning of the term which includes the sciences of physics, chemistry and biology in their broadest and most comprehensive sense. Like every true science the science of medicine must be a comparative science and the object of the confessors to such a syn- thetic science of medicine is of course the object of all workers in the field the discovery of truth. As Huxley said a number of years ago and he spoke as one with authority, for he was a man reviled and execrated of all men simply for expressing what he believed to be the truth the only real business of any person who professes a love for science is the discovery for himself and by himself, irrespective of any of his previous opinions or of any other person ' s opinions, of the truth of any proposition placed before him to sit down before a natural object or an experiment with the simplicity of a child and to follow wherever that object or experiment led. And the application of the scientific method means the isolation, complete and absolute, of medical science from every consideration of whatever sort except the object to be gained. The goal of medical education and the object of medical science are one and inseparable, but they are separated from everything else in the world. The physician may be, and indeed he is. peculiarly fitted by his knowledge to advise the community on certain social problems which it must face, but as soon as he employs any but the scientific method for their solution, so soon he finds himself lost on a vast rhetorical sea, without the shadow of a compass or the vestige of a pilot. The elimination of every conventionally sentimental and altruistic consideration is the price that is paid for what comes to be at last the finest sentiment and the highest altruism the discovery of truth. The signs of such a spirit have been for a long time the signs of the times. The vast flood of current medi- cal literature is an indication of tremendous work that is going on in the laboratories of the world. Out of the shadows of night The world rolls into light It is daybreak everywhere. LOGAN CLENDENNING. KANSAS CITY GENERAL HOSPITAL 133 Photo by Squires Junior Medics Officers CLARENCE B. FRANCISCO, LOGAN CLENDENING, C. DALLAS BLACHLEY, DAVID E. SHY, ALBERT N. GRAY, President V ice-President Secretary Treasurer Auditor ' 34 JUNIOR THE JUNIOR CLASS, twenty-eight in number, is composed of former students from the schools now asso- ciated together to form the clinical department of the University course, also students from Electic Med- ical University, University Medical College, and Kirksville College. However, there is no faction or discord existing, as might be expected from such a representation. We hereby go on record as the first Junior Class in Medicine in the University of Kansas. Needless to say, we are proud of this distinction. We realized the responsibility of having our standing used as a guide in judg- ing the succeeding class. Although not being ideal we take great pleasure in knowing there is nothing of dis- credit against us. Ve are looking forward to the time when our upper classman, as such, will be no more, and have begun practicing that grave and wise look which is so becoming to a Senior Medic. It is useless to say that nothing gives very much concern except the passing of our Junior Exams, for we expect the Senior work to be a pipe. For our permanent location, see the next issue of this publication. (Signed) PRESIDENT JUNIOR CLASS. ' 35 Sophomore Medics Officers DAVID B. ROBINSON, HENRY MILLER, GEORGE HARRINGTON, EDNA ORCOTT, President Vice President Treasurer Secretary 136 SOPHO THE MEDIC CLASS OF 1908 claim the honor of being the first class which will graduate in four years with an M. D. degree from Kansas State University after having done all medical work in this school. Other classes have received from one university in two years a Certificate of Medicine, but this custom was abolished when we arrived on the scene, since we now have a four year course. At the end of our first year Dr. Hoxie tried to land us all safely in the Sophomore Class, but our number slowly dwindled and by the beginning of our second year we were glad enough to have recruits from Kansas City, and this year we are about equal in numbers. We had one girl in our midst, but the smells, yowls of cats and howling of dogs upset her nerves and by Christmas she was compelled to go to a sanitarium to recuperate. Like other Freshmen classes we passed through the unhappy days when we smelt unusual and were ostra- cized at our boarding clubs. Indeed, we were unpopular everywhere, for we left a trail of formalin behind us. For obvious reasons our building is not a popular place for people who suffer from weak nerves and strong im- aginations ; the strong odors which pervade the halls and reach the outer air, the groans that issue from the unconscious victims offered up on the altar of science, and an occasional leg or arm carelessly thrown through a window in the exuberance of our Freshmen spirits these marks of our ancient and honorable calling tend to keep at a respectful and awesome distance all but the initiated and morbidly curious. The initiated, however, are not always exempt from the base practices of the ungodly medical student who must have his practical joke, even if he resorts to the low trick of implanting a nerve so cleverly in the thorax as to deceive his near- sighted instructor, and cause the latter to spend several hours in the library, vainly trying to find the identity of the curious anomoly. In the eyes of our professors some of us may be impulsive but not exact, hazy, argu- mentative and inattentive, but we are all loyal to each other, standing together and living up to our creed : 1 . We love to work and are never satisfied unless working overtime. 2. We like the smell of formalin and are happy when our clothes are saturated with it. 3. We enjoy giving samples to visitors. 4. We don ' t go out in society. We have our reasons. 5. We dote on our medical building, it ' s so cosy and small. 6. We believe in the old adage, Patients bring success. ' 137 Freshman Medics Officers CHART, i ' .s A. vSii.ER, J. VHARTON BARTHOLOW, WILLIAM KNGLE, President Vic -President Secretary-Treasurer 138 HESHP1AH MEDICS SOMEHOW in recent years a rumor got abroad that to acquire an M. D. degree one must be as industrious and full of self-sacrifice as the law student. With these ideas in mind, there flocked to the Kansas University Medical School, from nearly every state in the union, and from every walk of life, professors, preach- ers, fanners, railroad men, discouraged engineers, college graduates, a doctor ' s wife, in fact a heterogeneous class fulh- determined the pursue the flowery path that eventually leads others to the peaceful beyond. Each one of this splendid class, which has caused more rattling among dry bones and has raised a greater odor than any other class, when he arrived at Lawrence, brought a trunk full of the latest novels with him and made arrangements with the librarian so that he could be sure of enough reading material to take up part of the spare time. He then sought out the places where the most fun could really be had, engaged the most comfort- able room he could find and quietly settled down to smoke the pipe of peace with the world, feeling that indeed to be a Law student or a Medic was greater than to be a king. Scarcely had he devoured his first novel when he was summoned to the classroom by the Dean. It was then the superstitions began to quit the frequented paths around the Medic building, for groans and deep sighs began to be heard which were identical with those made only by the ghastly spectre. Embryos were traced across one slide, then across another, until when the poor Medic sought his cozy room at close of day, the whole night he could see great flecks of chickens mingled with a complaining herd of swine, each of which he was trying his best to sketch. One trouble followed another and in the same order tissues, until his eye no longer saw the beautiful face of his fairer companion at his side, but with X-Ray glances he was trying to classify the different tissues of her fair visage. Even the deepest recesses of the heart were soon revealed to him. The appendix, that most popu- lar organ of the human body, was very soon ferreted out, amputated, and carefully bottled. The arm, that useful instrument in every Medic ' s school days, no longer remained a mystery. All this has caused the Medic to grow wiser. His deluded mind is clearing rapidly. He has decided that a cheap boarding house is good enough, that Duke ' s mixture is as good as Yale Club or cigars. He has disposed of his last late novel at a sacrifice. He has concluded that his last-year ' s suit will last over and he has quit the show entirely. And why this great sacrifice ? Why? In order that he may pay laboratory fees. Whenever he passes the Law building he simply turns his head in order that the old thought snap might not pervade his mind, and goes to his test tubes and ghastly work-bench with the beautiful visions of hospital wards, midnight rides, death-bed scenes, and great rows of preserved appendixes hovering away off in the hazy horizon of the distant future. FRED C. RTMSKV. ' 39 140 ATHLETIC BOARD 142 ATHLETICS. Kansas has had sane, clean athletics this year. Her football team came nearly being an all victorious one only a five hundred mile trip and the thin air of a high altitude prevented it. Pooler, Donald, and Brunner the invincible trio did most of the ground gaining but their work was made possible by the excell- ent support of the remainder of the team. The freshmen football team came through the season with an un- crossed goal line. Hamil ' s pupils will next year furnish some varsity men who will make the veterans work for their old positions. Football was exceptionally well supported but it was not supported to the exclusion of other college athletics. The basketball team and track men felt this year as never before that they were a vital part of University athletics. The prospects for baseball are exceptionally brilliant, on account of the number of old men back, and be- cause of the promising material among the new men, especially those on the pitching staff. As we go to press, the team has made a good record on their Southern trip, considering the fact they have had no chance for practice or team work. While other schools have had charges of corruption in athletics brought against them no one has dared assail the Kansas teams of 1906. They have not played for money or expens es, nor have they failed to con- form to the student requirements of the University. ' 43 Wearers of the K. Who ' s Who in Athletics I. R. ADAMS, J. S. ALFORD, . F. ALLEN, L. AMES, W. ANGNEY, C. A. BAILEY, P. T. BARLOW, J. BARNARD, C. J. Buss, E. C. BROOKENS, A. R. BROWN, E. M, BRUNNER, C. L. BURT. J. E. DRISCOLL, C. P. DONALD, H. A. FINCH, H. A. HART, H. L. HEINZMAN, C. HOFFMAN, C. JOHNSON, J. JOHNSON, W. J. LEIGHTY, M, McNAUGHTON, I. S. MYERS, M. B. MILTON, N. J. MILLER, S. MILTON, F. PARKER, A. C. POOLER, C. E. ROUSE, H. REED, C. A. SlFER, T. J. STRICKLEK, C. WARING, J. M. WHITE, W. W. WILSON, R. WlNNAGLE, B. P. YOUNG, C. YOUNG, Basketball Team, ' 04 . Basketball Team, ' 01, ' 02, ' 03 Basketball Team ' 06, Captain ' 07 Basketball Team, ' 03 Football Team, ' 05 Baseball Team, ' 05 Basketball Team, ' 05, ' 06 Track Team, ' 05 Basketball Team, ' 05 Baseball Team, 05 Basketball Team ' 04, Baseball Team ' 04 Football Team, ' 03, ' 04, ' 05 Football Team. ' 05 Track Team ' 05, Captain ' 06 Football Team ' 03, ' 04, ' 05; Captain ' 06 Track Team, ' 05 , . . Football Team, ' oo, ' 05 Football Team, ' 05 Baseball Team, ' 05 Baseball Team ' o4- ' o5, Captain ' 06 Basketball Team, ' 06 Football Team, ' oi Football Team, ' 05 Football Team, ' 04, ' 05 Basketball Team ' o5- ' o6, Captain ' 06 Football Team 05, Basketball Team ' o5- ' o6 Football Team, ' 05 Track Team, ' 05 Football Team ' o2- ' o3- ' o4- ' o5, Captain ' 05 Football Team, ' 04, 05 Football Team, ' 05 Basketball Team, ' 06 Football Team, ' 05 Football Team, ' 05 Football Team, ' 05 Baseball Team, ' o4- ' o5 Basketball Team, ' 05 Baseball Team, ' 05 Track Team, ' 05 Coach A. R. Kennedy AR. KENNEDY, the Kansas coach for the past two seasons, is a native of Douglas county. He graduated from the Lawrence High School in ' 95. The following autumn he entered the University and played quarter on the team. He was captain of the team in ' 97. In ' 98, Kennedy attended the University of Pennsylvania and was captain of the second eleven. The next year he played on the famous ' 99 team. The next three years Kennedy spent in coaching city teams in Philadelphia, and in ' 03 came to Topeka, where he tutored Washburn. Year before last Kansas secured his services and was able to turn out a very successful team. So much confi- dence was placed in Kennedy ' s ability, that his Alma Mater desired his services for another year, and the result of this season is a fitting 1 testimonial to his work. Manager W. C. Lansdon MANAGER LANSDON has made good. His sterling common sense -and unfailing tact has brought such harmony between athlete and manager as has not been seen for many a year. He is direct and forcible in his methods and will not be turned from his purpose. Above all things, he has made athletics pay and that covers a multitude of shortcomings, if he had them. Before coming to the University he was principal of the Fort Scott High School. His suc- cess in dealing with the young men of that institution was what rec- ommended him for his present position. Scores Season 1905 Sept. 27 at Lawrence, K. I .. Oct. 4 at Lawrence, K. U., Oct. 7 at Fayetteville. Ark., K. U., Oct. 9 at Springfield, Mo., K. U.. Oct. 14 at Emporia. Kan., K. U., Oct. 21 at Lawrence, K. U., Oct. 28 at Denver, Colo., K. U., Nov. 4 at Lawrence. K. U., Nov. ii at Topeka. K. U., Nov. 25 at Lawrence, K. U., N(-v. 30 at Kansas City. K. U.. 3 ' 45 6 12 32 34 o 21 IS 29 24 William Jewell, Emporia College, Arkansas University. Drury College. Kansas State Normal . Oklahoma University, Colorado University, Washington, Washburn College, K. S. A. C., Missouri University, 252 Schedule for 1906 Sept. 29 Kansas State Normal at Lawrence. Oct. 3 Emporia College at Lawrence. Oct. 1 8 Arkansas University at Lawrence. Oct. 20 Oklahoma University at Lawrence. Oct. 27 Colorado University at Lawrence. Nov. 3 St. Louis University at St. Louis, Mo. Nov. 10 Washburn College at Topeka, Kan. Nov. 17 Nebraska University at Lincoln, Neb. Nov. 24 K. S. A. C. at Manhattan, Kan. Nov. 29 Missouri University at Kansas City. Mo. o o o o o o 15 o II o o ' 47 Reed, ' 08, I,,. Guard. Milton, ' 08, Center. Heinzman, ' 06, R. Guard. White, ' 08, K. Knd Brunner, ' 06, R. Tackle. Donald, ' 07, I,. Tackle. Rouse, ' 08, I,. End. 148 Pooler, ' 06, I ft Half. Hart, ' 06, Quarter. Myers, ' 08. R. Half. Miller, ' 08, Substitute. Waring, ' 08, Full Back. Angney, ' 08, Substitute. 149 Captain A. C. Pooler ' 05. CAPTAIN BERT POOLER, of the ' 05 team, comes to us from the Shortgrass co untry, the land of foot-ball men, and lives in Beloit, its capital. His work has always been brilliant, and resembles very much the work of Coach Kennedy, after whom he was nicknamed. His long runs and spectacular plays always delight the heart of the rooter, and generally come when most needed. His kicking has been the best that Kansas has seen for several years, and it was his field-goal alone that won the Thanksgiving game for Kansas in ' 03. Captain Pooler has made an excellent captain, has been popular with his men, and the quality of his play- ing has not been marred by his cares as captain, as is generally the case. He will go down in history as one of the most noted gridiron heroes of Kansas, and as a worthy leader of the victorious team of the past season. Captain C. P. Donald THE new captain won his present position justly, as he is one of the best ground gainers that Kansas has ever produced. Don weighs 210 pounds, and when called back of the line from his position as tackle, to carry the ball, he cannot be stopped. He is always used in a tight pinch, when a big gain is needed for a new down. The ' 06 captain is a Junior Engineer, and has played three years, first coming into prominence in the Nebraska game of ' 03. In the thirty games in which Donald has taken part, not a second of time has been taken out for him . He is a universal favor- ite, and has all the qualities that make not only a first class foot-ball player, but a gentleman as well. Kansas vs. Missouri Previous Scores 1891 Kansas . 22 1892 Kansas . 12 1893 Missouri 12 1894 Kansas . 18 1895 Missouri 10 1896 Kansas . 30 1897 Kansas . 16 1898 Kansas . 12 1899 Kansas . 34 1900 Missouri 6 1901 Missouri 18 1902 Kansas . 17 1903 Kansas . 5 1904 Kansas . 29 1905 Kansas . 24 Missouri 8 Missouri 4 Kansas 4 Missouri 12 Kansas 6 Missouri o Missouri o Missouri o Missouri 6 Kansas 6 Kansas 12 Missouri 5 Missouri o Missouri o Missouri o SUMMARY OF THE GAME Kansas, 24. Missouri, o. DETAILS OF THE GAME. Kans- Yards gained by rushes from snap- back 323 Yards gained by kicks, including kickoff 401 Yards lost by penalties 45 Substitutes ... 2 Mo. 157 288 10 I KANSAS. First half Second half Totals... RUSHES KICKS PENALTIES No. Yds. No. Yds. No. YDS 46 169 5 201 3 15 45 ' 54 6 200 4 30 9! 323 II 401 7 45 MISSOURI. RUSHES No. Yds. First half 40 121 Second half 21 36 Totals 61 157 KICKS PENALTIES No. Yds. No. Yds. 3 I2O 2 10 6 168 288 THE INVINCIBLE TRIO 9 Second Do . Third Ba u.v- = Ba ' l Cornea Ala --- Boll K ictea t r fs. 153 ' 54 Freshmen Team E. P. RUSSELL ) V Center C. McKiBBEX J F. C. ALLEN ) E. V. JENNINGS V Guards F. MCSHANE j J. COHN ) Tackles G. F. CROWELL ) B. HENNESV ) A. R. LAMB Ends C. PLEASANT ) E. COULTER, Quarterback C. H. DENNIS C. A. WALLACE T. MAT-LOCK Halfbacks O. DOHLENE, CAPT. U. T. VEATCH Fullbacks. CAPT. r. T. VEATCH Freshmen Freshmen Freshmen Freshmen Freshmen Freshmen Freshmen Total Freshmen Scores 21 Wentworth .... 78 Olathe High School 37 Warrensburg Missouri Normal 22 Haskell Second Team 1 8 Holton High School 5 lola High School 29 Fort Scott High School 155 Baseball Team 1906 CARLOS JOHNSON, Captain, (3d b. ) E. C. BROOKENS, (c.) C. HOFFMAN, (p. and c. f.) C. KIRMAYER, (p.) F. D. MEAD, (p.) H. C. JONES, (p.) A. RELIHAN, (coach) B. P. YOUNG, (ist b.) H. HETHERINGTON, (2d b.) C. A. BAILEY, (f. s.) W. W. WIPSON, (c. f.) A. BROWN, (r. f.) Schedule for 1906 DATE OPPONENT PLACE March 21 . Friends University . Wichita, Kan. March 22 . Chilocco Institute . Chilocco, O. T. March 23-24 . Oklahoma University . Norman, O. T. March 26-27 . Texas University . Austin, Texas. March 28 . Texas Agricultural College Houston, Tex. March 29 . Houston League Team . Houston, Tex. March 30-31 . Galveston League Team . Galveston, Tex. April 2 . Southwest Kansas College . Winfield, Kan. April 3 . Kansas State Normal . Emporia, Kan. April 12-13 Nebraska University . Lawrence, Kan. April 14 . . Emporia College . Lawrence, Kan. April 25 . . K. S. A. C. . Lawrence, Kan. May 4-5 . . Drury College . Lawrence, Kan. May 10-11 . . Missouri University . Lawrence, Kan. May 18-19 Nebraska University . Lincoln, Neb. May 21 . . K. S. A. C. . Manhattan, Kan. May 22 . St. Marys College . St. Marys. Kan. May 26 . Friends University . Lawrence, Kan. June 4 . St. Marys College . Lawrence, Kan. June 6 . Missouri University . Lawrence, Kan. 156 TRACK TEAM Trackmen j:E. DRISCOLL, Captain. C. A. WALLACE H. PARKER C. J. McCOY C. H. YOUNG C. H. DENNIS E. P. RUSSELL R. N. PRIEST G. E. PUTNAM J. BARNARD C. E. JOHNSON Schedule for 1906 Inter-school Meet Kansas University vs. Ottawa University. Kansas University vs. Emporia College. Kansas University vs. K. C. A. C. (relay race; Kansas University vs. Oklahoma University. Kansas University vs. Nebraska University. Kansas University vs. Missouri University. CAPT. J. E. DRISCOLL. Dual Meet Kansas vs. Missouri Convention Hall EVENT WON BY SECOND TIME, HEIGHT, OR DISTANCE POINTS MO. KAS. One mile run Jenkins Tidd Anderson Kuhn Tidd Parker Ellis Lewis Russell Dariell Missouri Jackson Brauham Putnam Crouch Driscoll Anderson Jenkins Kuhn Johnson Barnhard Kansas 4 min. 49 sec. 5 3-5 sec. 41 ft, 10% in. 8 seconds 55 seconds 5 ft. 9 in. 2 min. 5 3-5 sec. 7 seconds 9 ft. 6 in. ii min. 7 sec. 8 8 5 5 5 3 8 3 5 5 55 3 3 3 5 5 8 3 o 30 Fifty yard dash Shot Put ... ' .. Fifty-five yard High Hurdles .... Foui hundred and forty yard Dash High Jump .... Half-mile Run Fifty-five yard Low Hurdles .... Pole Vault Two-mile Run Totals 158 Basket Ball Team 1006 CAPT. M. B. MILLER. W. J. MILLER. F. C. ALLEN. c. A. SILVER. C. E. JOHNSON. C. SMITH. F. T. BARLOW. R. WINNAGLE. BERGEN CAPT. M. B. MILLER Basket Ball Scores Kansas University . 33 Kansas University . 18 Kansas University . 43 Kansas University . 18 Kansas University . 22 Kansas University . 19 Kansas University . 45 Kansas University . 45 Kansas University . 56 Kansas University . 38 Kansas University . 25 Kansas University . 19 Kansas University . 34 Kansas University . 13 Kansas University . 12 Kansas University . 23 Kansas University . 39 Kansas University . 39 Kansas University . 60 Total . 701 Kansas State Normal . 22 Newton . . 23 Chilocco Institute . 17 Baker University . 22 Washburn College . 18 Chilocco Institute . 1 1 K. K. Wyandotte A. C. lo K. C. Independence O. C. 16 K. C. Y. M. C. A. . 6 Nebraska University . 17 Des Moines Y. M. C. A. -?6 Iowa University . . 29 Armour Institute . 25 Evanston Y. M. C. A. . 28 Central Y. M. C. A. Chi. 35 Muscatine Nat ' l Guard . 43 Fairfield Nat ' l Guard . 42 Washburn College . 21 Kansas State Normal . 14 4 ' 5 1 60 Sophomore Basketball Team C. L. BURL. U. ANGNEV. j. BOND. C. L. JUSTICE. R. A. ROBERTS. Scores of the Class Champions Sophomores, . . . 4 , Freshmen, ... 6 Sophomores. ... 23 Juniors, . . . , 9 Sophomores. . . 48 Seniors, . . 2 . Sophomores, . . . , 2 Varsity, ... 29 162 ' 63 1 r ' s:y i ,i ' jilft a ' 65 Beta Theta Pi Alpha Nu. Installed Badge: Shield. Colors: Pink and Blue. Flower: LaFrance Rose. Publication: The Beta Theta Pi. PHI KAI PHI! PHI KAI PHI! WOOGUN! WOOGUN! BETA THETA Pi! Founded at Miami College, 1839. Fratres in Facultate WM. H. CARRUTH EDWIN F. STIMPSON OLIN TEMPLIN WM. H. JOHNSON- ERASMUS HA WORTH LEVERETT A. ADAMS ARTHUR J. BOYNTON Active Chapter Post Gradtiate ALBERT I. BEACH, C. BROCK GODDARD. Seniors DAVID B. ROBINSON, HARRY A. HART, KARL E. HUMPHREY, WM. G. WEST, DAN S. ANDERSON. Juniors ELMER SIGLER, J. SUMNER EVERINGHAM, HOWARD A. FINCH. Sophomores EDWIN C. MORGAN, HARLOD V. BOZELL, JOHN M. SCHWINN, WM. J. MILLER, FRED R. HESSER, CARL J. BALLINGER, MILTON B. MILLER, LEONARD W. PULLIAM. Freshmen N. THOMAS VEATCH, FORREST D. MEAD, FLOYD E. DOUBLEDAY, CHARLES R. FISHER, THOS. R. GOWENLOCK, WALTER E. BROWN, Pledge FRANK GRIGGS. 1 66 Phi Kappa Psi Kansas Alpha Chapter. Installed i8?6. Badge: Shield. Colors: Pink and Lavender. Flower: Laurel and Ivy. I ' nblication: The Shield. Hi! Hi! Hi! Phi Kappa Psi! Live Ever, Die Never! Phi Kappa Psi! Founded in 1852 at Washington and Jefferson. FRANK O. MARVIN CHARLES G. DUNLAP Fratres in Facilitate FRANK H. HODDER M. W. STERLING Active Chapter FRANK H. BLACKMAR ARCHIE HOGG Senior: GLENN L. PARKER Sophomores SAM AINSWORTH FRANK BLACKMAR NATHANIEL E. BERRY GEORGE M. MARCH STANLEY MYERS WILLIAM GRIESA BARNARD SHERIDAN FRED L. STOCKK Middle Law: FRANK J. MERRILL NEWTON C. CAMPBELL Junior: EDWARD GELVIX Freshmen JOHN ROBERTSON, JR. WARD H. COBLE EUGENE L. CARTER EARL RUSSELL Junior Law: FORREST C. ALLEN CHARLES BLACKMAR Louis H. MOORE ADOLPH SPANGLER Pledge: ARTHUR HASKINS 1 68 Phi Gamma Delta Pi Deuteron Chapter. Installed 1881. Badge: The Diamond. Colors: Royal Purple and Gold. Flower: Heliotrope. Publication: Phi Gamma Delta. Hippi! Hippi! Hi! Zip Zah Zelta! Tize! Ya! Ha! Phi Gamma Delta. Founded at Jefferson College, 1848. Fratres in Facilitate. WM. C. STEVENS. EDWARD G. BLAIR. Seniors: FRED O. WULFEKUHLER. ASA T. SWAN. Sophomores: ADELBERT MCCLEVERTY. FRED S. ALBERTSON. ALEXANDER H. GURLEY. ALFRED M. L ANDON. CARL M. KIRMAYER. CLEMENT D. PERKINS. EDWIN T. COULTER. M. T. SUDLER. P. S. WALKER. Juniors: HARRY J. ROSE. GEO. THACHER GUERNSEY, JR. HARRY CAMPBELL. GEORGE G. ORR. D. STANLEY ADAMS. PAUL H. KIMBALL. CLIFFORD H. SWAN. HALE H. HETHERINGTON. Freshmen: LLOYD L, ALLEN. ELLIS MALLAM. WM. G. DEWEES. J. WATSON CAMPBELL. PAUL GLEISSNER. 170 Phi Delta Theta Kansas Alpha Chapter I adge: Shield and Sword. Colors: Azure and Argent. Floiver: White Carnation. publication: The Scroll. Rah ! Rah ! Rah ! Phi Kei A ! Phi Delta Theta! Rah! Rah! Rah! Founded at Miami University, 1848. Seniors: CALVIN H. XKVVMAN PAUL J. NEFK EDWIN B. HRINE CKK HARRY J. RELIHAN WILKORD L. KEPNER. Sophomores: HERBERT W. BREIDENTHAL HYDEN J. EATON- CLARENCE P. HOLMES WM. H. KNEPP SYDNEY K. COOKE THOS. VAN CLEAVE. Juniors: CARLOS I. JOHNSON OTTO A. BARTELDES. Freshmen: FRANK H. ELLIS CARL W. AHERCROMHIK WM. J. PEET GROVER DOLMAN ROBERT J. ROWLANDS HENRY NIXON HARRY J. TAYLOR CARL L. BOYLE MARLIN H. POINDEXTER. 172 173 Sigma Chi Alpha Xi Chapter Installed 1884 Publications: Madge: St. George ' s Cross. Colors: Azure and Old Gold. Flower: The White Rose. The Sigma Chi Quarterly; The Sigma Chi Bulletin. Who, Who, Who am I? I am a loyal Sigma Chi ! Whoop-la-Hi! Alpha Xi ! Sig-ma Chi ! Founded at Miami University, 1853. T. J. STRICKLER WALTER WARD Wiujs W. WILSON Seniors: YENE I). FRY NELSON WARD ARTHUR V. RELIHAN Sophomores: HUGH JONES FRANK E. PARKKR JOE E. BURKHOLDER WILLIAM LlNTON PAUL J. WALL DAN SURVEY CLARE BRIGHAM. ' Juniors: WALDO WELLINGTON DON CATER OTTO THEIS GLEN BRAMWELI. WARREN HENLEY GEO. AHLBORN CLARK A JACK HARRIS CLARENCE K. ATKINSON BAILEY. Freshmen; KARL R. AHI.HOKN HAROLD PICKERING ELDEX BEST HOWARD RANDALL. 174 175 Sigma Nu Nu Chapter Installed 1884 Kadge: Five-armed Star. Colors: Black, White and Gold. Flozvei : White Rose. The Delta. Hi! Rickety! Whoopty! Doo! What ' s the matter with Sigma Nu? Hullaballo! Terragahoo! Ausgezeichnet! Sigma Nu! Founded at Virginia Military Institute in 1869. Seniors: MAI KICK I.NC.AI.I.S ' II.HRI,M FlSHKK Sophomores: HKXJAMIX MARSHALL FRANK CORTELYOU Hi KTOX SKAKS C.KORGE MARSHALL Middle Law: x SMITH I ' ost Graduate: CHESTER A. SMITH Juniors: HENRV SMITH EDWIN HEENEY Freshmen: ROY BUSHBY D. LEE ALLEN- EARL CAROTHERS Junior Law: OSCAR HOEKER CLARENCE CRAIG 176 Alpha Tau Omega Gamma Mu Chapter Installed 1901 Badge; The Maltese Cross. Colors: Sky-blue and Old Gold. Flower: The White Tea Rose. Publication: The Alpha Tau Omega Palm. Hip, Hurrah ! Hip, Hurrah ! Three Cheers for Alpha Tau ! Rah ! Rah ! Rah ! Founded at Virginia Military lustitute, 1865. Seniors J. WHARTON BARTHOLOW OSCAR A. ZIMMERMAN FRANK A. BEDELL. Sophomores JOHN M. TUFTS HERBER T L. LUTHER HOWARD R. FARNSWORTH BENJAMIN N. FORBES. Special LEE CLARK. Juniors MARK A. BRAWLEY, JR. W. KENNETH CALHOUN LEONARD HAZEN EDGAR L. BAILEY. Freshmen GLEN S. MORRIS - FRAKCIS M. TURNER HA RRY A. DODDRIDGE. Junior Law W. RICE GUNN. Middle Law J. FRED BRETT HAL R. LEBRECHT. Pledge JAMES Du BERRY. 178 ' 79 Sigma Alpha Epsilon Kansas Alpha Chapter. Installed, 1903. Radge; The Diamond. Colors; Royal Purple and Old Gold. Flower; The Violet. Publications: The Record and Phi Alpha. Phi Alpha Alicazee! Phi Alpha Alica on! Sigma Alpha! Sigma Alpha! Sigma Alpha! Epsilon ! Bon -ton ! Bon -ton ! Sigma Alpha Epsilon ! Bon-ton ! Bon -ton ! Sigma Alpha Epsilon ! Ruh, Rah! Ruh, Rah! Ruh , Rah, Reel Ruh, Rah! Ruh, Rah! S. A. E.! Founded at University of Alabama, Tuskaloosa, Alabama, 1856. Fratres in Facultate WM. H. PEI.O. Seniors: CHARLES R. HINE. EARL R. GAFFORD. G. CLYDE BALDWIN. JOSEPH S. ALFORD. Sophomores C. OMER MILES. FLETCHER TAYLOR. Middle Law JAY H. RICHARDSON. juniors: ASTLEY B. PlIRTON. HARRY Bl ' SCH. JOHN B. GAGE. THEODORE ALFOKM. Freshmen EUSTACE SMITH. WALTER KIRK. EARL W. JENNINGS Junior Law ROY R. DE T ASHER. I ' KYOK COMHS. Pledge: RUSSELL COLE. 180 iSi Theta Nu Epsilon Beta Epsilon. Installed 1894. Badge: Skull and Crossbones. Colors: Black and Green. Founded at Wesleyan University, Middletown, Conn., 1870. CHAPTER. ROLL: ASA T. SWAN. FRED O. WULFEKUHLER. BROCK GODDARD. A. W. RELIHAN. CALVIN H. NEWMAN. ROY R. HINMAN. CHAS. R. HINE. JESS M. WORLEY. WlLHELM R. FlSHEK. EARL R. GAFFORD. MAURICE S. INGALLS. HALE H. HETHRINGTON. JAY H. RICHARDSON. WILLIAM H. KNEPP. OSCAR H. HOEFER. ALFRED M. LAX DON. C. R. ATKINSON. SOLON W. SMITH. L. H. C. SWAN. W. W. POLK. EDWIN B. HEINKCKK HAL. LEHRICHT. SIDNEY COOK. HENRY SMITH. 182 183 Phi Delta Phi Green Chapter Installed Badge: Monogram. Colors: Wine and Pearl Blue. Flower: Jacqueminot. Publication: The Brief. Chi ! Chi ! Chi ! Chi ! Chi ! Chi ! C. C. S. Phi Delta Phi! Founded at the University of Michigan, 1869. Seniors: HAROLD E. POPHAM NELSON J. WARD S . CLARENCE FORD WILBERN PARKER FRANK ORGAN J. WINTER BLOOD GEORGE J. BENSON CARL OSCAR Pi NCR v WILLIAM H. ELDER ROSS C. MCCORMICK. Middles: FRED BRETT WALTER L. MCVEY NELSON E. JOHNSON WILLIAM J. LUCKY E. C. BROOKINS CLARE A. BAILEY SOLON W. SMITH GEORGE G. ORR. MALCOLM N. MCNAUGHTON ,84 I I 185 Acacia Fraternity Installed 1904. Fratres in Facultate V. L. BURDICK. EDGAR GEORGE FRAZER. WM. E. HIGGINS. HERBERT W. EMERSON. Active Chapter The C ollesre School of Engineering JOHN BENDER, ' 06. FRANK GRANT, ' 06. CARL SCHELLER, ' 06. ARTHUR W. HIXSON, ' 07. JULIEN C. PETIT, ' 08. J. A. WOODRUFF, ' 08. RALPH FEAGLES, ' 08. School of Law NELSON J. WARD, ' 06. C. O. PINGRY, ' 06. PERRY C. COOK, ' 06. Ross C. MCCORMICK, ' 06. WM. ELDER, % o6. CLARENCE FORD, ' 06. CLARE A. BAILEY, ' 07. School of Pharmacy Graduate Student D. LEE ALLEN, ' 07. W. W. BROWN. 186 Pi Beta Phi Kansas Alpha Chapter Installed Hadge: The Arrow. L ' olors: Light Blue and Wine. I ' loiccr: Dark Red Carnation. Rinfi, Ching, Chin j ! Ho Hippi Hi ! Raro, Arrow ! Pi Beta Phi ! Founded as I. C. Sorosis, 1867, at Monmnuth, Illinois. ; h ' arnltate: HANNAH OLIVER MINNIE LEACH; Seniors: AII.KEX WEAVER EDNA DINSMOOR. Sophomores: NINA FELL ALMA POEHLER MARY BUCKLES. Pledge: LOUISE McCRACKEN. I ' ost Graduates; RTTH WILLISTON CLARA CARR. Jfttniors: MARJORIE MARSHALL ANNA LANTER CLAUDIA PENDLETON MARY HADEN EDNA DART MABEL MARSH Fresh in en: FRANCES SHRYOCK BERTHA LUCKAN ALICE HART GRACE LESLIE ELIZABETH STEPHENS AMARETTA WEAVER JENNIE BAXTER. 188 f. 189 Kappa Chapter. Installed, 1 88 1 . Badge: The Kite. Colors: Black and Gold. Flower: Black and Gold Pansy. Publication: Kappa Alpha Theta Journal. Founded at Depauw University, 1870. Seniors: HELEN A. ALDER. GERTRUDE G. REED. MARGARET E. PHILBROOK. HEDWIG F. BERGER. CAROLINE DOUBLKDAY. Juniors: ALICE RANKIN. FLO SHANKLIN. HELEN HAVENS. ALVERTA BINGLER. LOUISE BARKER. Sophomores: REBECCA MOODY. ELEANOR BLAKEY. OLA BINGLER. ESTHER RAUCH. MARY MINOR. EDITH BARNETT. Fine Arts. WILMA CASEBEER. ELIZABETH TUSTIX. Freshmen: JESSIE BALDRIDGE. ELIZABETH LAIRD. EDNA GAFFORD. IVAH SPAULDING. HELEN PERKINS. 190 Kappa Kappa Gamma Omega Chapter. Installed 1883. Badge: The Key. Colors: Light and Dark Blue. Flowei : Fluer de lis. Publication: The Key. Founded at Montnouth, Illinois, 1870. LULU RENN. Seniors: MAUD OLANDER. NELL POTTS. ADA CATES. MARGARET PERKINS. GRACE MCKNIGHT. Juniors: ADA WILLIAMS. ADDIE LANDER. NEVA FUNK. OLGA NEWTON. Freshmen: LUCY WRIGHT. JULIET ROFF. IDA S. NEYLON. MARIE WILLIAMS. LILLIAN TROUSDALE. NELLIE RUSSEL. AMY MERSTETTER. MINTA SCHMITZ. Pledge; BERTHA KILWORTH. Sophomores: ELIZABETH ROGERS. ANNIE ALLEN MAYME MAKER. 192 193 Chi Omesa Lambda Chapter Installed 1 902 Badge: Monogram of Greek Letters. Colors: Cardinal and Straw. Flower: White Carnation. Publication: The Eleusis of Chi Omega. Heiro! Heiro! Rah! Rah! Rah! Cardinal, Cardinal, Straw, Straw, Straw! Wahoo! Wahoo! Rip, Rip, Rip! Chi Omega! Zip, Zip, Zip! Founded at the University of Arkansas, 1895. Seniors: Lou KINNE FLORENCE MITCHELL PEARL MASER RUTH BARNETT CARLOTTA CLARK IDA AHLBORN Sophomores: GERTRUDE COBBE THEKLA FISHER FLORENCE SMITH EVA BUTLER. Juniors: LUCY JONES HAZEL HUDSON BERNICE FRENCH HELEN BAUMAN BLANCHE PAULEN. Freshmen: SHIELA ELLSWORTH NADIA THOMAS RUBY PHILLIPS SYLVIA PHILLIPS MADGE KENNEDY BLANCHE LOOMIS GERTRUDE ESON. ' 94 i 195 Phi Beta Kappa Kansas Alpha Chapter. Installed 1390 The Phi Beta Kappa Society was organized in 1776 at the College of William and Mary, Virginia. It was a secret social and literary society, For nearly half a century, says Edward Everett Hale, the only society in America which could pretend to be devoted to literature and philosophy . The latter, its motto asserts, is the guide of life. In 1831 it became and has ever since remained an open society. It is essentially a graduate society, though members are elected in the senior, or in some colleges even in the junior year. In 1883 a Na- tional Council of the societies was formed, which is now the source of organization of new chapters. At present there are sixty-three chapters in the United States. The Kansas Alpha chapter in the University of Kansas was organized in 1890, and members were first elected from the graduating class of that year. Since then members have been elected every year from the senior class soon after the beginning of the second term and sometimes at Commencement. Elections are based on scholarship, although moral character and intellectual promise also are taken into account. At pres- ent not more than one-fifth of a class are chosen members. The following are the members chosen this year: HELEN ADELAIDE ALDER ULYSSES GRANT MITCHELL FRANK THOMAS BARLOW ELLA MAY NASH JOHN FREDERICK BENDER MAUD ISABEL OLANDER MARY JANE BENNETT GEORGIA ELIZABETH PILCHER HEDWIG FLORENCE BERGER ARTHUR DUNN PITCHER ELLEN BOYLE MARY GRACE SMITH MABEL ETTA KENT BENJAMIN FRANKLIN STELTER GRACE KATHERINE MCKNIGHT MAUD BERYL VAN CLEAVE MARGARETHE VON UNWERTH 196 Xi lota Chapter. Installed 1890 The society of Sigma Xi was founded in 1886 in Cornell University. Originally an engineering society, its membership was soon broadened so as to include workers in all lines of science. The extension to other universities has been rapid in the last decade and chapters have been established in twenty-three of the best universities and technical schools of the country. In most of these, Sigma Xi is an active force, stimulating research and forwarding scientific interests by promoting fellowship among science men. Iota Chapter of Kansas, the fifth in order of establishment in the country, was founded in 1890 with the fol- lowing members: FRANK OLIN MARVIN FRANCIS HUNTINGTON SNOW EPHRAIM MILLER EDGAR HENRY SUMMERFIELD BAILEY LEWIS LINDSEY DYCHE LUCIEN IRA BLAKE At the present time, the graduate members of the chapter number nearly one hundred, while the active membership consisting of members directly connected with the University as instructors or students, is about fifty. The basis of election is not merely scholarship but also ability to do research in scientific lines. Regular monthly meetings are held and in addition the society brings to the University each year several lecturers of note to deliver public lectures on scientific subjects. The officers for the current year are Councilor and President of the National Council of Sigma Xi . . F. O. MARVIN Chapter President E. H. S. BAILEY Vice-President E. HAWORTH Corresponding Secretary W. J. BAUMGARTNER Recording Secretary D. F. McFARLAND Treasurer M. A. BARBER The members elected this year are DR. SAMUEL C. EMLEY PROF. FRANCIS W. BUSHONG WILLIAM A. STARIN ARTHUR D. PITCHER IRA J. ADAMS FRANK F. RUPERT RICHARD E. SCAMMON E. HERBERT DUNMIRE G. CLYDE BALDWIN MABEL R. DAVIS U. C. MITCHELL ' 97 MOONLIGHT SCENE ON THE KAW Courtesy of Squires ' Studio. DAYLIGHT SCENE ON THE KAW Courtesy of Squires ' Studio. I 9 8 ' 99 Leader JNO. O. HAWKINSON. Bass Drum FRANK CHAPIN. Tenor Drums M. L,. LORIG. FRED DUNN. ALBERT LANDOR. Altos FRANK KUNS. W. M. IvANK. F. W. Me M ANUS. HARRY WAGKNSCHAFT. CLINTON DOWNS. L. L. PALMER. ( larinets WM. McGEORGE. J. W. LAFFERTY. W. J. liLACKLEY. J. A. WOODRUFF. JNO. L. BLACK. JNO. O. HAWKINSON. ROBERT RAY. Cornets W. A. GUTHRIE. KING JOSLVN. GEO. J. BENSON. CHAS. LOTTRIDGE. CHESTER RAMSEY. Piccolos FRANK G. BEDELL. JOHN ISE. FRED PIERCE. Trombones CHAS. M. VAUGHN. Louis E. BIXBY. CLARENCE FORD. Tenor EARL JENNINGS. Baritone HOWARD FARNSWORTH. Tuba FRED WEDKL. 200 20 1 Ye Merry Oleemen. Ye are a rollicking and mirth-provoking lot, and harmless, too. Many a time have ye wakened the echoes in a quiet mannered town and set ye whistlers whistling and ye singers singing ye catchy strains of ye merry lays. Ye Crimson and ye Blue have ye tonight to many a lassie, and to as many a laddie have ye brought ye old Rock Chalk, K. U. To ye alumni came ye ever as a whiff of college days, and ye meet a most fair wel- came for ye memories that ye bear them. Hearts are light and voices free whenever ye are near, and happiness is never far away. Right gladly would we keep ye with us alway but that ye Muse has other need and bids ye haste away. And now I tell full cheerfully ye men of this merry companie. Hoover is ye captain, and Popham his man Friday. Davis taketh care of ye many- folded music, but ye greatest has not yet been said. Hubach, Prof. C. and Edward, is ye widely famed leader, and full often shaketh he his wand and marketh out ye time. Ye roll of honor cometh last, as a climax to this whole, and includeth many worthy names. YE HIGHEST VOICE: H. E. POPHAM. J. H. AT WOOD. FRANK ELLIS. GEORGE Ross. C. L. CHESBRO. YE CAT-LIKE BARYTONE: HENRY H. ASHER. FAY E. LIVENGOOD. ROY COOK. O. P. EDGERTON. YE SECOND TENOR: H. F. DURKEE. RAY TINDER. HARRY DAVIS. AUGUST KREHBILL. HOWARD MILLER. YE BASSO PROFUNDO: R. W. HOOVER. W. WIKOFF MARSHALL. K. CAMPBELL. Ross K. STEWART. D. C. KEMP. I 1 203 Orchestra VIOLINS HELEN PHIPPS. A. K. HUBBARD. H. E. FOWLER. EUGENIE STERLING. CELIA L. LINDSAY. P. T. NELSON. VIOLAS JOHN C. ISE. J. GREGG MCELHINNY. GENEVIEVE STERLING. CELLO S. A. Me REYNOLDS. BASS VIOL KING JOSI.YX. FLUTES GEORGE J. HOOD. WILLIAM MCGEORGE. CLARINETS J. A. WOODRUFF. G. W. LAFFERTY. CORNETS NELSON J. WARD. GEORGE BENSON. HORNS S. L. PALMER. HARRY G. ELLEDGK. TROMBONE HOWARD FARNSWORTH. TYMPANI ALBERT G. LANDER. 204 205 Mandolin Club The Mandolin Club in a musical organization composed entirely of student musicians under student man- agement. This has been the Club ' s most successful year in every particular. Originally formed for furnishing music for University functions, it has outgrown its informal stage; in connection with a quartet, it made, dur- ing the Christmas recess, an extended tour of Kansas and Oklahoma and was everywhere given a hearty welcome. Exchange concerts were made with the Missouri Glee Club and the Nebraska Glee Club. The exchange concerts are hereafter to be annual affairs in the three institutions, and will do much to cause a friendly spirit among the students of the universities. In addition, short trips are made to neighboring cities during short vacations. The Club ' s home concerts have been heartily supported by the student body. To Heim Goldman, leader, and C. M. Drennen, business manager, and to Prof. Hubach, the University is indebted for the Mandolin Club ' s success and popularity. FIRST MANDOLINS: HEIM GOLDMAN. CHAS. HOAR. MYRTLE GREEN. SECOND MANDOLINS: C. M. DRENNEN. PRYOR COMBS. FLETCHER TAYLOR. GUITARS: JOHN BULL. WM. DANIELS. CELLO: SAMUEI- Me REYNOLDS. FLUTE: WM. MCGEORGE. DRUMS: ALBERT LANDERS. TRAPS: JEROME BEATTY. 206 207 LITERARY SOCIETIES The Quill Club The Quill Club was organized in 1900 by students who had finished the course in Prose Invention and wished to go on with the work. Mr. Flint S. Wemple, now of Mexico City, was its first president. At these meetings of the club stories and poems written for publication were presented and freely criticise d. As al members at that time were Seniors new ones were elected, late in the spring, from those recommended by tl instructors in English. Now the club represents every phase of the work in the English department, bo meetings are devoted to argumentation, some to the newspaper, and others to literature. Its membership i twenty-five, and with Mr. Frank Melvin as its president, it is doing good work. J now Literary Society He! Hi ! Ho! Hi ! He! Hi! Ho! Rock ! Chalk ! We ' re the Snow! Snow Literary Society is the oldest literary organization in the University. Its doors are open to any student in any school in the University whom the membership committee think worth while. The society i devoted to general literary work, special attention, also, being given to debating and parliamentary drill. It is composed of men and women who believe that the best training for life consists not only in the knowledg gleaned from text-books, but in the ability to impart that knowledge to others. While we believe in work the social life is not neglected. Our special p ' rograms, jollification meetings and picnics, once attended, will not soon be forgotten. OFFICERS : WILBKR E. BROADIE President CHESTER A. RAMSAY, Vice-President ELSIE HOSKINS Secretaiy EDGAR G. CORWINE, Treasurer R. L. DOUGLAS Sergeant-at-Arms Le Cercle Francais The main purpose of the Cerde Fnuiaiiswhich meets weekly is to offer greater opportunities than can be presented in the classroom, for speaking and hearing French. Greater, because in these gatherings the con- versational side of the subject is the center of interest and is untrammelled by the necessity of getting over a definite amount of ground within the hour, because here spontaniety is fostered, digression not only permitted but encouraged, discussions entered into alike by students and instructors, the latter being content with guiding and helping when the linguistic pitfalls might prove too many or too dangerous. Another aim of this organization is to arouse and cultivate an interest in things French, whether the topic be literary, historic, social, or political, and to echo, though faintly, the rumors of the more important current events in France. Though visitors are welcome at any of the regular meetings of the Cerde, it is only once a year that Hit- sparkling satire. Though the troupe disclaims any dramatic pretensions, it were best to leave comment on these presentations to a critic less partial than a member of the Cercle. The German Verein The German Verein is an organization conducted by students of the German department, with the assist- ance of the instructors. The object of the Verein is to further the acquirement of conversational German and to bring its members into touch with German life and customs. The meetings are conducted entirely in Ger- man. The program consists of German songs, recitations, stories or scenes from German plays. In the course of the year the regular exercises are varied by lectures or informal talks on German lit erature or German cus- toms. In connection with the Verein are smaller circles, of not more than ten students each, that meet weekly with some one of the instructors for purely conversational purposes. Unusual interest has been taken this year in the public presentation of German plays. The first, Die Schulreiterin, was presented in February on the chapel stage. The parts were taken by Anna Clinger, Frank Klingberg, Henry Kohmann and Kenneth Campbell. Later on were given Die Luegnerin and Guenstige Vor- zeichen. The parts in the former were taken by Evadne Lapstad, Alberta Cresswell, Edward McDaniel. Claude Chesbro, Herman Pfeiffer, Will Brannon and John Warkentine. Guenstige Vorzeichen was presented by Mar- garete von Unwerth, Elsie Hoskins, Paul Faragher and Emil Riesen. The present officers of the Verein are: President, Frank Klingberg: secretary, Anna Carter. Program Committee, Professor Bahner, Anna Clinger, and Paul Sellars. 208 RESEARCH OCIETIES The Graduate Club DEAN BLACKMAR Honorary President MARY P. CLARKE, ' 03 President ARTHUR H. BAYSE, ' 04 Vice-President GRACE HAYWARD, ' 05 Secretary and Treasurer The Graduate Club is a plant of annual growth which springs up every fall under the fostering care of Dean Blackmar. On account of unfavorable conditions, it does not always survive the chill of winter; but this year, having lived with unusual vigor, it seems likely to end the college year in a flourishing condition and have a precedent from which future plants may grow. The change is due to the kindly influence of members of the faculty who have opened their homes to the club. The object of a graduate club is two fold to bring together socially the graduate students who are neces- sarily scattered in interests, and to present to them papers and discussions outside the field of their specialized work. Meetings have been held on an average of once a month, consisting, in addition to the social features, of a lecture, a paper, or an informal discussion. History Conference The department of European historv. with the co-operation of the other departments in the college, carries on a conference of those interested in historv and allied subjects, open to all students in the University. The object of the History Conference is to encourage the interest felt by students of the History Department in the various subjects they are investigating. This is done by presenting in a more general way than would be pos- sible in classes, matters relative to all branches of history. The meetings are held every two weeks between Christmas and Easter vacation. This year the following papers were presented: Memoirs of Bacheaumont MR. BECKER Napoleon and His Marshals ( illustrated i . . . . DR. CLARK Witchcraft MR. XOTESTIXK Colonel Blood PROF. ABBOTT Dante PROF. GALLOO Conference of Sociology and Economics The Conference of Sociology and Economics, composed of advanced students and instructors, meets every Thursday for the consideration of economic and social questions. The results of scientific research of the mem- bers of the conference are presented at each meeting and discussed. Method of research is emphasized as one of the prime objects of the conference. Students work along specific lines of Economics or Sociology and present results of their investigation . Greek Symposium The Greek Symposium is an organization of instructors and students of Greek, who meet monthly for the study and discussion of some more general subject than can be introduced in the ordinary classes. The regular time of meeting this year is the first Tuesday of each month at 7 p. M. Papers are read by members of the Greek department, other instructors in the University, or by in -ited guests from elsewhere. The meetings are held by invitation at the home of some member of the faculty, and an opportunity is thus given for social inter- course and great freedom of discussion. 209 Scientific ocieties. Chemical Club. The Chemical Club has no definite organization or officers. It has, however, regular meetings every Wednesday evening, conducted by Prof. Bailey or by one of the other Chemical Professors. At these meet- ings new discoveries are discussed, and reports from different chemical journals read. Great interest is shown in the club, and all Chemical Engineers attend. Mining Journal. The Mining Journal Meeting is held once a week, usually on Thursday afternoon. It is attended by the students taking the course of Mining Engineering, and by a comparatively large number of visitors, especially other engineering students. The object of the meeting is two-fold; first, to bring up such odds and ends pertaining to the Mining School as are not properly considered in the class room. Here discussions of matters pertaining to the depart- ment are freely held and students and professor confer informally on all matters of general interest. Second, reports on articles published in current mining journals are given by professors and students. All the more important American and foreign journals devoted to the mining industry reach the University, and are used for these various reports. It is attempted in this way to keep abreast the development of the times regarding all phases of mining activity. Mechanical Engineering Society The Mechanical Engineering Society was organized at the beginning of the year 1904-5. Its meetings are held every Thursday in the lecture room of Blake Hall and are devoted to subjects of general interest to Me- chanical Engineers. Technical magazines are reviewed and discussed by the members. Once each month a lecture is delivered before the society by some professor or practical engineer on a scientific subject chosen by the speaker. OFFICERS President, W. J. LEIGHTY. Vice-President, W. J. LANK. Secretary and Treasurer, CARL MORGAN. PROGRAM COMMITTEE Prof. P. F. Walker. Chas. A. Whitney, W. J. Lank. Civil Engineering Socieiy J. B. RIEMANN, .... . President FRANK Guv, ....... Vice-President A. R. MANN, .... Secretary and Treasurer The present society was organized in 1900. Its object is to bring Civil Engineers into closer relation, and to further their knowledge along technical lines. Meetings are held dimonthlv, at which papers are read by members or talks given by those who have had actual experience in civil engineering work. At different times during the year engineers of note are invited to address the meetings. All civil engineering students and pro- fessors are members of the society. The Oread Club The Oread Dancing Club was organized in the fall of 1902 for purely social purposes. The organization gives dancing parties in Everett and Fraternal Aid Halls once a month. These dances are informal and the guest list is made as representative as possible of University social circles. The membership of the club consists of non-fraternity young men chosen from the various schools of the University. Their names are as follows: ERNEST R. GENTRY RAY BARTON C. L. VAN FLEET HOWARD PARKER LAWRENCE BRETT O. N. W AMPLER VERGIL MCCARTY FRED CAMBERNS CLAUDE SELLERS EVERETT COPLEY JAMES LINDSAY EMILE BRUNER M. N. MCXAUGHTON SAM PORTER HERBERT VARNEY The officers of the club are President C. L. VAN FLEET Secretary and Treasurer EVERETT COPLEY The Twenty-Five Club EVERETT CHANEY, ... . President J. REX THORPE Treasurer C. M. DRENNEN, Secretary In the month of October of the present school year, a few non-fraternity men met and organized the present dancing club, limiting its membership to twenty-five. The first informal dance was given the last Thursday in October. This was followed by a function of a similar nature in each succeeding month. A representative crowd is always in attendance by invitation of the members, and the club adds much to the social activity of the University. Allemania. PAUL M. CORY, ' 06 President. TRILLA REED, ' 06 Vice President. MARGARETHE YON UNWERTH, ' 06 Secretary. FLORENCE L. SHIELDS, ' 06 Historian. WM. A. BRANNON, ' 07 Treasurer. HARRY H. RHODES, ' 07 Steward. Allemania, perhaps more commonly known as the German Club, was organized in 1899 for practice in con. versational German. It has gradually grown in popularity, until now it is one of the best known social organ- izations on the Hill, and can boast of many famous sons and daughters. About the middle of May, the club will celebrate its seventh annual camping expedition. The attractiveness of the trip will be enhanced this year by the possession of a gasoline launch, built entirely by the club members. The social diversions of the club are numerous and varied, including among other things, an annual Thanksgiving banquet, a spring party and the camping trip. THE MASQUE, known since its organization in nineteen one as The University Dramatic Club, ap- pears this year in all the glory of a new name. It has grown steadily in popularity, and its plays have come to be an important feature of University social life. The club has been made stronger than ever, new rule? having been adopted as to the trial and admission of new members. The membership is limited to twenty-five, as before, and when any vacancy occurs, there are always many students eager to try for the honor of being elected. But no one elected may be counted as a full-fledged member of The Masque until he has taken part in some play, when he may have the privilege of wearing the characteristic pin recently adopted by the Masquers. Only one play was given this year An American Citizen, which was one of the most successful ever presented. Owing to the fact that eight of the cast of fourteen were old members who had taken part before, they were able to put the play on in a little less than six weeks. This means hard work and a sacrifice of per- sonal pleasure on the part of each member of the cast, but they have a recompense in the many pleasant friend- ships formed, and in seeing their efforts appreciated by the student body. OFFICERS : President Business Manager, . Assistant Business Manager, Director, . BONNIE BELL 1. T. GUERNSEY, JR. WILLIAM DEWlESE E. G. FRAZIER MEMBERS : HELEN ALDER LOUISE BARKER BONNIE BELL CLARA CARR NINA TULL BERNICE FLUKE MABEL MARSH MAUDE OLANDER HARRY CAMPBELL FRED BRETT WILLIS CAROTHERS WM. DeWiESE ROY L,. DOUGLAS FRANK ELLIS BROCK GODDARD RALPH GOWANS FRED O. WOLFEKUHLKR. PRODUCTIONS : G. T. GUERNSEY, JR. HARRY HART WILBERN PARKER JAY RICHARDSON- SOLON SMITH EUSTACE SMITH WILLIAM WEST WALLACE WILSON a Share Acres, by Jas. Herne. 1902-03 A Night Off, by Augustin Daly. 1903 Alabama, by Augustus Thomas. 1904 Rosemary, by Parker and Carson. 1904-05 All the Comforts of Home, by William Gillette. 1905-06 An American Citizen, by Madeleine L. Ryley. 213 Y. W. C A. Cabinet 1905 Cabinet 1906 President, Vice-President , Secretary, Treasurer, PATIENCE RRKVIKK ILA RINGLER LUCRETIA HART KM. EN ROVI.E Chairmen of Committees Religious Meetings Committee Rible Study Committee Mission Committee Membership Committee Intercollegiate Committee Practical Service Committee Social Committee Room Committee Finance RUHY JACKSON AMY LA NT, WORTHY MARY MICKEY . Il.A RlNGLER GEORGIA RAIRD MABEI, DAVIS HEDWIG RKRGER MARGUERITE DIXON HENRIETTA GEBHART President, Vice-President, Secretary, Treasurer, RUBY JACKSON II.A RINGLER SUSIE SHAFFER HENRIETTA GEBHART Chairmen of Committees Religious Meetings Committee Rible Study Committee Mission Study Committee Membership Committee Intercollegiate Committee Practical Service Committee Social Committee Room Committee Finance Committee Calling Committee HORTENSE STR E ET MAUD MA FEET GEORGIA RAIRD IL.A RINGI.ER THEKI.A FISHER MINNIE I ) :ACH MARY MINOR MARGUERITE DIXON WINIFRED lI.COX MAKGARI ' .T OSMOND 214 Young Men ' s Christian Association. The Young Men ' s Christian Association is the largest and most representative organization on the Hill, numbering in its membership men from every department cf student life. The man of ' 06 who has been through the mill knows what it meant to have the different activities of the Association open to him. When he first arrived in Lawrence he was helped to locate; if he had to depend on outside work to keep him in the University, the employment bureau was ready to help him. The first pleasant introduction he had to the upper classmen came through the open evenings at the Association House. In all probability the bible classes gave him new ideas about the value of daily bible study, and the mission classes helped him to get information of a kind he did not have time to get elsewhere. The mid-week meetings and Sunday addresses put Christianity and college men in a relationship new to him. These things working together had some influence on him and if he was honest with himself and had the courage of his convictions, he was bettered by them and has helped and will help the University on account of them. Cabinet, 1905-6. H. L. HEINZMAN President. GEORGE AHLBORN Vice President. H. C. HERMAN Secretary. A. R. MANX Treasurer. J. F. BEXDER, -. , , , A R. H. MARTIN. ( RAY TRIPP Membership. Rov STOCKWELL Missionary. J. B. RIEMAX Meetings. V. W. MARSHALL . Social. FRANK BROCK Finance. M. V. HOLBEX Employment. E. B. BLACK General Secretary. Officers, 1906-0?. GEORGE AHLBORN President. H. C. HERMAN Vice President. ARCHIE NARAMORE Secretary. A. R. MANX Treasurer. 2 ' 5 The Republican Club The Republican Club of the University is no new institution, but had its origin back in the dimly remem- bered past. It may have been when Charles Scott, or Attorney-General Hadley were students here, but no matter, for we are sure it was previous to the advent cf the Populist. Of late years it has been the custom to let the Club rest during the odd years and revive it every election year. This year we lined up and filled our mem- bership roll anticipating the little side play we are to have with the Democrats next November. One principle of the club is to never mix in the petty quarrels within the party and to discourage them as much as possible. We are Republicans because of the principles of the Republican party. These disgraceful quarrels must be settled by their originators. Our orator, Mr. Wilbur E. Broadie, represented the University at the Kansas Day Banquet Jan. 2d, 1906. Mr. Broadie is a speaker of considerable reputation having won the Inter-Collegiate Oratorical Contest in 1905. He told the Kansas Day Banquet that the young Republicans were very much alive, that they intended to see that good principles were upheld by good men. He said that Roosevelt, Hoch and LaFollette were the right leaders and their example should be followed. That sentiment was loudly applauded. The K. U. Republican Club has found that Mr. Broadie always makes good. The officers of the Club are: Senator C. I. Martin, of Port Scott, president; A. I. Beach, of Marion, vice- president; Chester A. teinbach, of Onaga, secretary; and B. A. Earheart, of Oxford, treasurer. 216 The Democratic Club D. J. SHEEDY, President R. C. McCoRMiCK Vice-President W. J. LUCKY Secretary OSCAR SIMPSOX Treasurer Organized 1904 The spirit that prompts the maintenance of the Democratic Club is that which has secured for the Uni- versity permanent recognition in an established political assembly of the state. The Kansas Democratic Club gives an annual banquet at Topeka. At this banquet, the list of speakers comprises men prominent in both State and National Politics. The club has been friendly to the University, and for the last two y ars has asked us for a man to represent our Alma Mater. This year our orator was D. J. Sheedy, who responded to the toast, The Young Democracy. He performed his part with great credit to himself, and with hearty approbation of those present did so well in fact, that the committee has assigned a permanent place on the program to a member of the Democratic Club of the Uinversity. Each year a student delegation has accompanied their speaker, and in- stead of some other institution being hailed as our educational deliverance. the University spirit has been rife, and when Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk, K. U., rang through the hall, the voices of Alumni on every side were heard to join in once again to whoop it up for K. U. Besides this, the Democratic Club has been a great benefit to its individual members. Meetings have been held throughout the year, on the first and third Saturday of each month, for the discussion and investigation of the po- litical issues of the day. This, to those members who, through lack of time or other adverse circumstances, have been unable to make such study, has been of great benefit. The Democratic Club is composed of men who believe that h.yalty to principle is a greater virtue than affiliation for pop- ularity. That cnly is best, which comes from right motives. So the club will en- dure, will be a beneficent influence to its members, to its -party, and to Kansas University. The Pharmaceutical Society The Pharmaceutical Society of the University of Kansas was organized December 7, 1886, and elected W. F. McBride as the first president and H. R. Gillespie as the first secretary and treasurer. The objects of the society when organized, were the promotion of Pharmaceutical Science, the cultivation of good fellowship among the students of the different classes, and to further their interests in current Pharma- ceutical literature. The society holds regular meetings twice each month, when the business of the society is transacted and various subjects relating to the business and scientific views of the profsssion are discussed. In 1890 another issue was brought before the society, namely, an employment bureau, which was established. The object of the annex is to obtain desirable positions for responsible graduates and to supply reliable clerks to pharmacists de- siring same. At some convenient period during each college year, a course of lectures presenting the legal side of Phar- macy is delivered before the society by Prof. Higgins of the Law School. Some time about 1896, it was voted by the society, for the material benefit of the society, that at each election the president shall be chosen from the Senior class, and the vice-president from the Junior class. Dean Sayre is an active member of the society and presents many interesting and intellectual subjects. The society also looks after the social side of life and each year a trip of short duration is planned and the trials and cares of study are set aside for pleasure. The wholesale drug companies of Kansas City are some of our most liberal friends on such occasions. The Senior class of ' 06 are all active members of the society and heartily wish its continuance and success. OFFICERS : First Term Second Term H. M. SPRINGER, .... President R. M. RILEY, .... President E. L. ALLEN, .... Vice-President ALBERT McKiNLEY, . . Vice-President VIOLET NAMES, . Secretary and Treasurer RETTA WARNER, . Secretary and Treasurer 218 219 Baker-Kansas Debate For the first time since 1900 Kansas met Baker in debate. Kansas was represented by Chester A. Ramsey, John Winter Blood, and Wilbern W. Parker. Kansas successfully maintained the affirmative of the question, Resolved: That the South American Re- publics should be free to accept or reject the Monroe Doctrine . The Kansas men were chosen by preliminary competition. Chester A. Ramsey is a Junior Art and was on the Kansas team that defeated the Iowa University in 1905. John Winter Blood, Kansas State Normal, ' 02, ' 04, won several debates for the State Normal. He is a Senior Law and a candidate for County Attorney of Woodson County. Wilbern Walpole Parker, Kansas State Normal, ' 02, was on the Kansas team that won from Iowa Univer- sity 1905. He is a Senior I v aw. Both Blood and Parker were elected to the honorary fraternity of Phi Delta Phi. Iowa- Kansas Debate In the debate with Iowa this year Kansas had the choice of sides, of the question, Resolved, That the United States should establish a fiscal protectorate over any West Indian, Central or South American republic, whenever it shall manifest a chronic failure to meet its foreign financial obligations, and when neither these republics nor any other nation object, Kansas took the affirmative. The Kansas team was represented by J. H. Sutton and W. J. Lucky of the Law School and H. J. Bischoff, a Sophomore of the College. Missouri-Kansas Debate. J. D. DOWELL, Junior Law, S. J. MCWIMJAMS, Middle Law, J. B. GAGE, Arts, 07. The Kansas debaters, by defeating the representatives of Missouri at Columbus last year, evened up the score of the two Universities in debate. Missouri having four victories to her credit and Kansas four. This leaves the debate of 1906 to break the tie. The question proposed to Missouri for this year ' s debate is: Resolved, that Congress should grant power to a commission to fix and enforce railway rates; granted, that any action taken by Congress in the meantime shall not effect the debate. The long discussion of this question by Congress has added interest to it and it has already been the subject of numerous inter-collegiate debates. The debate is to be held at Lawrence in the early part of May. As Kansas proposed the question Missouri had the choice of sides and took the negative. 222 Freshman-Sophomore Debate. FRESHMAN DEBATERS. The first annual debate between the freshman and sophinore classes of the University of Kansas was held in the University chapel on Monday evening. April 30, 1906. The question discussed was: Resolved: That, Congress should grant to a bureau or commission the power to fix and enforce railroad rates. The sophomore representatives, Ansel R. Clark, Miller McCreary and Omer Miles maintained the negative of the proposition, and the freshmen. Henry C. Waters, Clyde L. Fife and Tom R. Gowenlock built up the affirmative. For a starter this debate was an unusually good one. Each class could well be proud of its team. The Freshmen had the popular side of the question and won. It is expected that this debate will be an important event in the future and he a great impetus to debating in the University. SOPHOMORE DEBATERS. 223 The X Y Z Debating Club. The X Y Z Debating Club was organized Nov. 16, 1900. Oct. 17, 1903, Chester A. Leinbach, Samuel E. Bartle tt, Earl S. Cowdrick, George L,. Metcalf and Frank R. Grant filed petition for a charter. It was granted Oct. 29. 1903; Art. II. of this charter provides: That the purposes for which this corperation is formed are to oc- cupy a club room in the city of Lawrence, State of Kansas, and to transact all business in connection with the furnishing, repairs and maintenance of the same. And it is expressly agreed that no intoxicating liquors be sold on the premises of this club. The Club furnished and occupies a room on the fifth floor of Fraser Hall. Their primary work is debate, but parliamentary drill, extempore speaking and some eulogistic set speech, are important parts of their programs. The X Y Z Club has always stood foremost among the literary clubs for the open door policy of debate; allowing anyone who wishes to enter preliminaries, to do so whether he be a member of a debating club or not. X Y Z has up to the present been represented in Inter-Collegiate and Inter-state debates by sixteen men. The roll of officers is as follows: ALFRED G. TRITT President. FRANK R. GRANT Vice-President. II. ! . SoriRKS ....... Secretary. 224 The Athenian Senate. The Senate, organized in 1904, is a dignified body of the select speakers from each school having repr sentatives worthy of membership in a body limited to forty members. Its officers are elected at the beginninj of each term. Its object is to promote an interest in the art of public speaking and to furnish each member the opportunit to develope his special talent in extempore speaking, debating or oratory. A program is given each Thursda evening before its members and once a month before an open house. It was the aim of the charter members t to make this an organization sufficiently representative of all the schools so as to make it truly a University 01 ganization. And they hoped further that it might so grow in influence that all University affairs falling withi: its sphere of influence might be referred to it. OFFICERS. ALBERT BEACH President. D. J. SHEEDY Vice-President. CLYDE R. COMMONS Secretary. FRANK ORGAN . Critic. The Kent Club. The Kent Club is a literary and debating society of the law school. While any law student is eligible, y the membership is more especially composed of Seniors, who form its policies and carry out its purposes. Frida afternoon a program is rendered consisting of orations, extempore speaking and debating, by the strongest an ablest students in the law school. The subject for debate is usually some technical legal point, for extempor speaking some matter of fact which usually goes to the jury, and for oration some great and stirring event. Its officers are C. A. SPENCER President. OTTO SANDERS Secretary. WILLIAM WHITE. . . Treasurer. 225 226 227 THE 1874- 1882. 1883. 1884. 1889. ' 893- 1895- 1896. 1897. 1898. 1899. 1900. JAYHAWRER 1906 Board of Editor? HEDWIG F. BERGER .CHESTER A. LEINBACH KARL E. HUMPHREY ERNEST DISNEY MARY BENNETT Ross C. MCCORMICK AILEEN WEAVER FLORENCE SHIELDS GRACE C. MCKNIGHT JESSE KAYSER ELLA NASH CHARLES SEAVER ADA BECHTEL Louis J. BOHN Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Associate Editor Literary Editors Organization Editor Athletic Editor Art Editors Previous Annuals The Heirophantes The Kansas Kikkahe, . . Editor, The Kansas Cyclone, . . Editor, The Cicada, . . . Editor, The Helianthus, . . . Editor, Quivera, . . . Editor, Ann us Mirabilis, The Kwir Book, . . Editor, Senior Annual of the Class of gj. The University that Kansas Built, Editor, Business Manager The Oread, . . . Editor, Business Manager, The Galaxv, Editor, E. E. MESERVEY E. F. CALDWELL ALFRFD S. RIFFLE WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE R. R. WHITMAN GRACE BREWSTER ETHEL A. C. HICKEY V. W. DOUGLAS STELLA M. CASE H. G. McKEEVER GERTRUDE HILL The Jayhawker EDITORS 1901. ESTELLE RlDDI.K 1902. LOUISE HAYNES 1903. EARL W. MURRAY 1904. GEORGE NUTTING 1905. DANA GATLIN BUSINESS MANAGERS BLAINE MOORE GUY WARI KIT WILSON MYRON HUMPHREY GKORC.E HANSEN 22S 229 The Kansan The KANSAN is the official organ of the student body. It is a four-page sheet, and appears twice a week. R. L. DOUGLAS Editor ROY MOORE, Managing Editor FRANK H. BLACKMAR Business Manager MEMBERS OF THE BOARD. H. W. DAVIS. MINNIE OWENS. WALLACE F. HOREY EMERY TREKELL. W. W. MARSHALL. MAY V. WALLACE. ALMA MANLEY. CARL YOUNG. ROY ROBERTS. WARD H. COBLE. CLAUD A. CLAY. CLINICAL DEPARTMENT. J. D. DA VIES. 230 1 231 The Graduate Magazine THE GRADUATE MAGAZINE is published on the fifteenth of each month, except July, August, and Sept- ember, by the Alumni Association of the University of Kansas. It contains articles of interest to the Alumni concerning past history as well as short articles on current events in the University. The present issue is vol- ume IV. OFFICERS OF THE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION. SHEFFIELD INGALLS, ' 95, Atchison President LULA RENN, ' 01, Lawrence, Vice-President L. N. FLINT, ' 97, Lawrence, . Secretary and Editor Graduate Magazine GEO. O. FOSTER, ' 01, Lawrence, Treasurer The News Bulletin The NEWS BULLETIN is published weekly by the University for the purpose of furnishing items of interest regarding University affairs, especially to the press of the State. The present issue is volume VII. The Jcience Bulletin The SCIENCE BULLETIN, founded in 1889, is published bi-monthly by the University. Several unmbers usu- ally appear as a single volume of three or four hundred pages with necessary illustrations. The whole bulletin of this year is devoted to entomological subjects; the most important paper is that of Charles Emerson San born: Kansas Aphididae (with catalogue of North American Aphidae. Host-Plant and Plant-Host List.) The next two-thirds of this article will appear in the next volume of the Bulletin. Mr. Sanborn ' s article has been favorably commented upon by Science and the Department of Entomology has been complimented by various periodicals on the amount of work represented in this year ' s Bulletin. The Bulletin is valuable, too, for the number of exchanges it secures for the institution. EDITORIAL BOARD W. C. STEVENS C. E. MCCLUNG E. HAWORTH E. H. S. BAILEY W. B. NELSON, Managing Editor The Kansas Lawyer Editor, GEO. J. BENSON Business Manager, ... .... WILBERN W. PARKER Associate Editor, . . CHARLES STICHTER The LAWYER is a monthly publication published by law students in the interests of the University and of the Law School. It gives its editors a test in all round business affairs as well as in newspaper work. News items of local and general importance are given a prominent place in the pages of the Lawyer, school events especially noted. Recent articles of public interest by public men, as well as statutes and decisions are pub- lished, so it will be seen that layman ' s as well as the lawyer ' s ideas are of interest to the readers of the Lawyer. However, the sentiments of the Law School also appear in the editorial columns, and usually can be credited with voicing the correct spirit of that professional school. 232 23.1 Roastlets Gas Dodson We really feel thankful that we have any annual at all, Mary Bennett talked so much It might be tiresome, but wouldn ' t it be awfully democratic if everybody were as friendly all the time as the Phi Delts are about election time? Once we had an awful nightmare. We dreamed we were as lean as Chester Leinbach. Our definition of an easy time is to be a special student in Sociology. Honestly, we hope some time to be as busy for just one day as Dock Xaismitli. Somehow we never could laugh, even if near the doubtful line, at the jokes of a Prof, tvho started out with, this is really the most extraordinarily funny thing I ever hearu. What a change environment makes. We know a girl, that comes from a town that had only one cab, and it was never used except in case of a funeral, and yet she would be offended if asked to walk to a party in Lawrence. If we ever cross the ocean we won ' t go by the HAMBERG AMERICAN line. We sat right be- hind that sign one term. We believe that the girl who wears short sleeves, when the weather is at the zero mark, ought to make a hit in the class of the Prof, who was caught in a snow storm with white duck trousers on. We contend that you can get a fair idea of how many chorus girls there are in a show by the proximity of Prof. Hendrix ' s two seats to the front row. The Phi Delts have at least one consolation, that if they haven ' t made such a glittering success in politics, they have been getting pome mighty good experience. We feel sorry for the Sig Alphs; they make such a difficult thing of trying to he diffeient from ev- erybody else. About the most out of place thing we can imagine is ; woman in Prof. Hodder ' s class. We contend that for number and intensity of cases Pans Anderson should get first pri .e. Advice to Freshmen, who would be Phi Beta Kappas: Take much Latin and Gieek. gesticulate wildly when a question is asked that you can answer, stay long after class to talk to the dear pro- fessor, get acquainted with his wife or his daughter if he has one. Certain younger members of the instructional corps designate their frequent smokers as prayer meetings. We wonder it their favorite ejaculation on such occasions is Holy Smoke. You have heard of the Iron Horse, the Golden Calf, the Bra en Serpent, the Wooden Hen, and the Steel Crane, but Harry Relihan has an addition to the above menagerie in the shape of a Papyrus Pony. We suggest that one of those signs: Beware of Grip Thieves, be hung over the Usher House steps. We wonder if the city of Licking, Mo., was named before that state began to play football with Kansas? What would happen if Sunny Jim should begin to drink radium water? 235 T lS brd P. S. 8. Stronj, T r-m L nc l c i ' fn m G r K. U. FACULTY STUD 236 Songs We Have Endured. Try These on Your Piano. I ' m Lonesome For You DAN ANDERSON. After The Ball POOLER. Alice, Where Art Thou? EARL GAFFORD. I. Pictures In The Smoke c . Fp STTOV II. Song of The Pipe. f b A EPSILON - Cupid Has Found My Heart GLENN PARKER. The Choir Boy VAN DER VRIES. Those Tantalizing Eyes . PEARL SELLERS. We Really Ought to Get Married HENLEY AND NEWLON. Under The Goo Goo Tree MAMIE MAYER. Just Look In The Book and See ADA BECHTEL. We Are Engaged In a Sort of a Way BEACH AND MARSHALL. Every One I Meet Has Troubles TEMPLIN. How ' d You Like To Spoon With Me? ADAPTED FROM THE FRENCH. Everyone is in Slumber-Land but You and Me EMERSON AND POLLMAN. Dreaming W. WEST. When I ' m Big Like Papa MERRILL. Everybody Works Old Daddy HA WORTH. He ' s Just a Little Different From The Others That We Know GUNN. In Sweet Loveland CLARKE AND ROLLER. TnderThe Anheuser-Busch . . P. A. DELTA. Visit of the K. U. Medics. Laws to the right of them, Seniors to the left of them, Profs right in front of them , Cheers fairly thundered, Stormed at with shout and yell Boldly they marched and well, Right up the chapel aisle While each face wore a smile, K. C. two hundred. 237 Limericks A Few Hibernian Atrocities. There was once a teacher of French Whose wrath even tears would not quench, But when in her class A maid fainted, alas, Her conscience received quite a wrench. There once was an honery frat, Whose elections were never quite pat, In truth it was shocking To hear all the knocking, Bestowed on this scholarly frat. There was a poor editor-in-chief, Whose Board caused her most poignant grief, Though hard she might work, They did little but shirk, Which was tough on the editor-in-chief. There was a kind teacher of Ed, And he was so very well-bred That however you strayed, A good point you have made, Said this affable teacher of Ed. There was once a youngster called Gun n And he was a whole lot of fun, His pin was a boon He ' d exchange for a spoon But Co-eds won ' t wear it, poor Gunn. There was once a young lawyer named Jerry With cheeks like a big red cranberry; When asked: Are you slow? He replied: I don ' t know, But I never was seen in a hurry. There once was a teacher of Latin Who oft put a glossy silk hat on For a capul like mine, Said he, ought to shine, This doctus professor of Latin. There once was a student called Hart, Who from K. U. was loath to part, So at last for degree He was given P. S. B. Title dear to the Chancellor ' s hart. There once was a teacher of Greek, Who in chapel was called on to speak, He was loaded for bear And the things he said there Were scarcely what one would call weak. There was once an old laywer named Green Of a bunch of good fellows the Dean ; He was called Uncle Jim And the Laws worshipped him He ' s the finest old man ever seen. There once was a prof, called Carruth, And he was most liberal in truth, All who ' wanted ' to go To K. C. you know, He excused from all classes, forsooth. 238 OCX be,. LAW BABY. Brown, ' 07: Gentlemen, let me introduce you Elder Organ Thorne [- ' 06 Benedicts i in unison i Oh! Pingry | Finkle I Hiijefins: Pshaw! 239 Illustrated Cognomens. 240 Faculty Eligibles. Information for the benefit of young ladies entering the University. EXHIBIT A. Guarantees good grades in Mathematics to pleasing young lady students. A great lady killer: fond of dancing; hand-holding and hot air a specialty. Excellent opportunity may be found for conversation after classes and in the halls. EXHIBIT B. Fond of telling amusing stories in an inaudible voice. Enjoys ladies ' society. EXHIBIT C. Professed woman-hater. Don ' t despair. It ' s all a bluff. Great chance for better acquaintance in small Latin classes. (Blake ' s understudy, ) Member of INSTRUCTION CORPS. EXHIBIT D. Absolutely captivating to ladies, because of soft, musical voice, and delightful foreign accent. Is soon to build a new home on the hill. Excellent for a clever young lady, providing there is not already another. EXHHIBIT E. A misogynist. Elgible but impenetrable. Authority on cases developed in the Psychological Laboratory. EXHIBIT F. Shy but susceptible. Very young, but tries to conceal the fact by wearing a mustache. May improve with age. EXHIBIT G. Fresh from the East, Falsely reported married. Great favorite with the ladies. Assiduouslv practices the Terpsichorean Art. Enjovs the Delineator and the Ladies Home Journal. EXHIBIT H. Musical Aesthete, great observer of nature, absolutely genuine Eastern accent and Vandyke. Sensitive to sound. Occasionally takes notice of girls and things. Great catch. 241 Library Catalogue. A for Aunt Carrie, to students a friend. B is for Billy, whose smile knows no end. C stands for Cases, which throng here by night. D for the Dogs, guaranteed not to bite. E stands for English books ranged in long rows, Where pretty Thetas are found by their beaus. F is for Freshman debarred from the stacks, G for Miss Gillam, good cheer she ne ' er lacks. H for the Havoc Miss Watson creates; I for the Idle whose whisper she hates. J is for Janitor, brimful of fun; K is for Karl, a history-room gun. L is for Lover who strolls in quite late; M Magazine stacks near which he doth wait. N for the Newspapers, haunted by men; O is for Order enforced by Miss Penn. P for Aunt Carrie ' s front Porch, thronged in spring, Hither the lazy their books gladly bring. O for the Quiet which leads one to nap; R is for Reading course, known as a snap. S stands for Spooner, appropriate name; T is for Tritt, a book -guardian of fame. U for Ubiquity, Miss Watson ' s stunt, V for the Vanquished whom she doth confront. W the waiting which makes the Profs groan ; X is for Haste to librarians ' unknown. ' Y for the Years, which have crowned every aim, And Z for the Zenith of library fame. I ' reshinen Troubles 242 One ' s afraid and the other dasn ' t. HIS MASTER ' S BREATH 243 I have taken it all year. Find it excels Liquozone and Peruna. Good if taken in connection with long strolls and class-room conversations. In my Case I find it indispensible. ALICE RANKIN. I heartily endorse the above. GAFFORD. We are never without it. We take it spring, winter and autumn. THE THETAS. To produce: Mix Common Sense, Tact, Forbear- ance and Good Judgment. Specially prepared for aggregations of Seniors some of whom have political ambitions. BERGER. I have used it during and since my campaign, and it bears evidence everywhere in my ranks. FOSTER. We kept it on the shelf all the time. DEBATING COUNCIL. The Kansan endorses it. KAYSER. 244 It is with great pleasure that I endorse Dr. Black- mar ' s Sociology. For with habitual use I have found it an ever present help in time of trouble the kind that a cut requires. I earnestly recommend it to Greek Art is the most restful course on the hill. I those possessed of a hypersensitiveness to abnormal heartily reco mmend it for those suffering from in- flunks. CAROLINE DOUBLEDAY. somnia. Scorr STERLING. Use freely before Friday morning chapel for it has a soothing effect on the Auditory nerves. Taken afternoons, it is a perfect remedy for Over- study, Burning of Midnight Oil and all mental aber- rations caused by such subjects as Sociology and Celes- tial Mechanics. A course in this is earnestly recom- mended to those afflicted with the Heat Craze. A year ago I suffered an acute attack of En-exes. My friends became alarmed and advised me to take Law or Musical Appreciation. I began the latter shortly after and it has so strengthened my pull that I rarely take the trouble to go on the Hill earlier than 10 o ' clock in the morning. I give Musical Apprecia- tion all the credit for my present standing. LoriSK BARKKR. 245 How to Make Your Way Through K. U BY A SENIOR. Vhen money is scarce and hard to get And poverty burdens your soul, You ' ll do pretty well to take my advice And sell for a living Nut Coal. When the faculty ' s out, 1 ' see one at a time If on good terms you would be, And get the flat promise e ' er you leave him alone To give you the key to the law library. And still if your money runs short, for a while Sell tickets for athletic games, ' Twill help you along, and besides it is well To be with illustrious names. ' Tis well to be known by barb and by frat, Sororities, too, 1 may say; For leaders of rooters must ever be found To lead them on Thanksgiving Day. And then take a part in society work Debating and oratory. You may save a good fee, and may be you ' ll see How well it hath profited me. I ENVOI. If to a little party, you take a pretty girl, Who ' s known as a sure winner inside the social whirl, And you yourself are busted and hard up for the dough, Just take some extra dances for a speculation go; For you can sell them easy to Clark for half a wheel Just see the plunger Kayser, he can put you next the deal. Beta ' s piece K. U. Political Pie The other fellow ' s piece- Slang Letter DEAR DAD AND MAM: I ' m a chump for not writing sooner but I ' m poling for a quiz under Prof. Tentplin who is a regular wart. He bawls me out in psych, nearly every time, the old tightwad, Then I hunt up some of the boys of my spesh and take a hike to the lib., get a die., and bug up. He keeps his peeps on me the whole mess, but if I do some stunt maybe he ' ll loosen up. John Brown it, I ' ve got to make good with the old pill some way or other. Even if I have to get a pony and crib, but I hate to be a stick. I want to tell you how I went up in the air the other day at a reception. There was a regular ciush. I never saw such a bunch of things. I tried to make a hit with a girl near me but she had a lover for the evening some fellow whom I afterward learned she had a case with; too much goo for me; Say, but she was a peach, a peacherine. But her man was the limit foi a freak. I thought she was easy fruit, and would have made a date before they brought on the eats, but she stung me about proper. I didn ' t feel so keen after she let me down I can tell you. I took a sneak for the door, swiped some of the culinary doings and made my scat. I ' ll bet they all think I ' m a bird. I ' ll fight shy of her from now on. I need some new rags. Saw a dandy suit in the window the other day, a lollapolooser. I need it. Search me if I know where the dough is coming to get it. Hope vou are prosperous. (Write soon.) Affectionately, YorR SENIOR SON. Political Graveyard 247 THE SENIOR MACHINE (IN ACTION) THE SENIOR MACHINE (INACTION) 248 Wants. Man wants but little here below, but wants that little strong. ' WANTED Worthy and needy students to borrow money from the Students Loan Fund. Present supply must go in order to make room in the coffers for the proceeds of ' 06 Annual. Apply to Professor Sterling. WANTED A new stunt for Tuesday morning Chapel exercises. The present one is old; for when we were children we read our essays Friday afternoon. WANTED A professor who can teach oratory and debating See J. W. Green. WANTED Purchasers for 500 fountain pens, discarded in the Law School. Co-eds take note A Law with each pen. LOST A $35 overcoat in vicinity of North Lawrence. Finder please return to Cal Newman. WANTED Customers for snake-bite antidote. Supply always on hand Chi Omegas. WANTED Hair oil guaranteed to lay hair ruffled accidentally (?) by lady friend when calling. Dan Ander- son. WANTED Young ladies to wear fraternity pins. A five-pound box of candy given with each. Sigma Chis. WANTED A young man who will take fourteen or more dances with his partner. Bess Stephens. PLEDGES WANTED None but Freshmen need apply. Phi Delts. WANTED Any man a trifle (?) eccentric in dress. L A E. Anyone knowing the name of any fraternity which might be likely to install a chapter at K. U. please hand their names to C. L. Van Fleet, Secy, of the Oreads. There may be a few we haven ' t written to. K. U. Dictionary Smile That facial distortion with which certain young professors greet the young ladies of their classes. Dignity A quality theoretically supposed to belong to the faculty. See Bluff. Flunk An expression of faculty appreciation. Grafting That which everybody knocks on and everybody practices. Knocking One of the inherent rights of an American citizen. Case A species of mental aberration which attacks two persons at the same time. 249 Echoes of Bubbledom Oh girls, let ' s have some fun till the postman comes He ' s so horrid slow. I caw 7 study while waiting for him. It gives me such a headache, looking out every little while and straining my eyes looking down the street, and wondering if I ' m going to get a letter and what ' s going to be in it. Me too. What shall we do, Edythe Mae? Oh, let ' s talk. Isn ' t it an awfully swell day? Positively lovely. ' ' Beautiful charming exquisite. ' ' Oh, say, didn ' t Prof. Higgins queer himself this morning in chapel, spanking that psalmbook. We ought to get him a board or a pair of cymbals, if making a fuss is beating time. And what made his face turn so red? Mortification at himself , I suppose. Hubach can be roasted too, don ' t you think? Yes, with that little baton of his he reminds me of a kid with a Roman candle at a Fourth of July celebra- tion. Wouldn ' t Profs. Burdick and Bushong beat time to a T? And Carruth ' s another one. Didn ' t that jar you when he gravely announced that we would read in the Psalm book from the tyth line on page 38 to line 23 on page 104! Oh horrors! Why really; if it had been at a show there would have been ' applause from the galleries. ' It was by far the best joke he ever cracked and innocently, too. ' ' Did you hear little dumpling Kayser ' s speech? He certainly outdid the Kansan. And that reminds me, surely some of us will get into print this issue. The other night we waited for it over an hour we all take it, one copy and not a thing doing. Not one of our names run! That Kansan ' s got to get busy or I ' ll do something extraordinary or quit taking it, that ' s all. It gave us an awfully swell writeup for our Spring Party, though. Exquisite! Lovely! Delightful! That reminds me, girls. Professor Dunlap said, that we who are taking those culture subjects Greek Art and Musical Appreciation ought to manage it some way to increase our vocabulary of exclamatory adject- ives. He had not realized the monotony of them, he said, until his last address to the Federation of Women ' s Clubs. He meant it, too, for he had all his fingers tip to tip, and his eyes closed when he said it. Professor Curtis said the same thing yesterday, impelled from the talk he heard at his boarding club. Oh! those two do give out so many artless confidences. But see Mary Bennett if you want faculty confi- dences. She ' s got ' em all every one! Speaking of confidences reminds me of the Sig Alph. They are so confidential. One of them told me on the dead that one of the fellows at the house had unrolled one of his trouser legs and found a white rat, a mouse nest, three history ponies, a nailtrimmer and a Sig Alph hat, besides other things I can ' t remember. Well, you can say what you please, personally my sympathies are with the Sigma Chis but I love the Betas. The very idea. You ' re about as consistent as the fellow who discarded his diamonds after being ro asted about it. He was modest, though, and didn ' t want to attract attention. O, inconsistency! Did you see Miss Galloo grin when it was announced Dean Templin would speak in Chapel? Everyone else looked solemn as sphinxes. Is she the girl who wouldn ' t hold hands jest because she wore an A. T. pin? ' 1 O, horrors! you Freshman she ' s on the h ' aculty! Yes. I ' m a Freshman and I want to air one of my troubles right here. If I had my way I ' d disperse that crowd of eagle eyes that persist in sitting in the gallery of Fraternal Aid and making remarks and fun about the way we beginners dance. So there! Point is well taken. Glad you brought it up. In other words, this. I was talking with one of the Knockers the other day and he said he ' d almost as lief hear the University Band play as to listen to a girl with rustling skirts walk across the library floor. O, never mind, the Band will be roasted (?) by the Annual board. What ' s the Annual Board? ' ' Freshman, again. Well, here: the Annual Board is a crowd of Greens who print pictures of rented flat houses and write jokes no one can understand, and put them all in a book that comes out when we ' ve gone home. ' ' What are the jokes for? They are intended to make the people laugh when they are at the Senior Play, which is a solemn occasion. Why? Because Prof . Frazier always creates a scene by bursting into tears in the middle of each act, bewailing the fact that the state wont pay anyone enough to train its dramatic geniuses properly. And then Daddy Ha- worth takes it up and then Prof. Walker, and finally Lawrence Brett and Leroy Weatherby begin to blubber, and then in order to quiet them, one of the jokes from the Annual has to be read. O, I remember last year when Prof. Emerson had Miss Watson at the Play, she, busily wrote catalogue cards between acts. When Emerson tried to talk to her she said ' Sh! If you stay in here you ' ve got to keep still. We don ' t allow talking, ' and he turned a pale red. Well, their case is one of purely Platonic friendship, and I admire them for it. So do I. They ' re just fine. I have one each with Briley, the jewelry man, with Ansel Clark, Rice Gunn, and Oscar Pingry. O, isn ' t Uncle Jimmy the dearest old man. Everyone loves him. He ' s on the Athletic Board and ' If he ' s inclined toward athletics, why doesn ' t he spank a lot of those Laws who have the nerve to smoke on the steps while we are passing by the brutes! Freshman again, O, you ' ll get used to tobacco smoke. I delight in it and don ' t mind if a fellow smokes while we are out walking. Then enter the race for Prof. Price and his pipe the combination is so perfectly killing. All the girls want one or the other as a souvenir. And Prof. Freeman. I suppose the Hill is being leveled so as to give his pipe, profanity and his pony more space to move about on. You notice he ' s always way up in the higher altitudes. Well, we ' ve knocked on everything and not a single word about Notestein. Oh! those clothes of his! He surely purchased them when he was at ' Yale. ' ' But now you know, the girls on the Faculty wouldn ' t talk so about him. Another member of that Faculty that I ain ' t much for is that Prof. Cady. Why? Why? Just because I ' ve seen of a morning about a half minute after eight a dozen of such studious men as Van Fleet, Scott Sterling, Dutch Ahlborn, Walt. Ward and Tom Strickler outrunning all records in a vain endeavor to get to class on time for the tyrant their hair disheveled and their breakfast missing. Oh the brute! There ' s a bunch of boys. Let ' s hail ' em and go to Nick ' s . Agreed. We ' re off! We re gone. ' ' 251 Ballad of Jack ' o the Shield There were three knights a- wooing went- Full many shekels these three spent, Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! And one was a lengthy Sigma Chi, From Phi Delt halls did tother hie, The third was Jack o ' the Shield. They wooed fair Mary, the archer rare, Her eyes were blue and gold her hair. Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! She smiled on one and then on two, And vowed she knew not what to do Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! Now Arthur wore a coat of mail, But one sad day pray hark the tale Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! J? ' air Mary gaily drew her bow Her arrow pierced the poor Sig thro ' , Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! It pierced the gleaming cross he wore And Arthur ' s heart was his no more. Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! Then Phi Delt hiked him home that day And came no more fair Mary ' s way. Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! And Mary then put on Art ' s pin And ate his sweets which cost some tin. Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! But honest John with Mary walked And this is how poor Art he balked Sing Ho! Beta John o the Shield. For straight the maid repented sore And gave Art back his pin once more. Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! 252 And did the fair give back the sweets, The flowers, and all the poor Big ' s treats? Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! Not she! It is not maiden ' s way She keeps the stuff the men just pay. Sinjj Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield! Does honest John with her still walk? E ' en more he ' s late been heard to talk. Sing Ho! for Jack ' o the Shield. Xow gossips marvel if Mary ' ll win Besides John ' s heart, his Beta pin. Steady. Ho! Old John ' o the Shield! K. U. Geometry All Sociology courses are the same and coincide. Greek Art is that which can be prolonged ad infinitum. Harvard that point within called the centre from which all other points are equidistant. A faculty joke is that which can be produced any number of times. Pedagogy is that which has length but neither breadth nor thickness. Geology I. is that course which has position only. f-. 253 K. U. Courtship Reporter. Syllabi: By the Court. MARSHALL v. BERT When a young woman preparatory to launching her ark upon the sea of matrimony, in selecting material therefor, intends to choose a beech but instead gets a cottonwood, this court will not interfere, the doctrine of caveat emptor applying. ALIMONY De bonus non. BLOOD v. ASHER When a wife has drawn so heavily on her husband ' s exchequer to maintain her social supremacy as to im- poverish him, this court will not allow her alimony, nor lend its aid to draw blood from a turnip. ANTE-NUPTIAL SETTLEMENTS Affirmed. JACKSON v. COOK When a man, in consideration of marriage, contracts to the sole and separate use of his affianced one Jay- hawker Annual, this court upon proper motion and inducement by her, will enforce such contract and order retribution in the way of a bag of peanuts and 5C lemon stick candy per Sunday call. DOWER Prochein Ami. BLAKE v. STICKLES This court, having often thrown its protecting arm around her, will always hold, be it said to its credit ( that a wife ' s best friend need not necessarily be her husband. See Heine v. Bristol Cited 10 Kansas Appeals. SLANDER Volenti non injuria fit. BROADIE v. HOSKINS When a young lady with reasonable and probable cause for the interview, calls a young man from his class, it is not slander for his friends to knowingly wink and nod, nor are the words, Don ' t bother Broadie by the venerable judge actionable per se. The proper remedy is an action to abate a nuisance. GUARDIAN AND WARD. PARKER v. HOGUE When one not de facto in loco prentis holds himself out to the world as guardian of a minor, he is estopped to deny that he has entered into a covenant to stand seized; and this court will not entertain a motion to quash a bill for courtesy, dower and pin money. EASEMENT. BUTLER v. NAIL A lady, who holds a private grant at will and through suffrance allows an easement for years to Mr. Ten- penny though by fraud (Statute of), may invoke the aid of the court w hich will construe the estate to be an involuntary grant notwithstanding continued occupation. DIVORCE Dismissed. Conciliatio de facto RELIHAN v. BUCKLES This court not only encourages such agreements at the eleventh hour but also looks upon them with su- preme begnignity. 254 University Dav The evolution of a Frat The Utility of the Kappa Key 255 . ' That Reminds Me At the last meeting of the History Conference Prof. Aboott delivered his favorite lecture, entitled Why Don ' t Women Read the Newspapers? Monday Morning Student (to librarian) I would like the Institutes, please. Tuesday Afternoon Librarian (to same student) Sorry to keep you waiting. Registrar Geo. O. Foster belies his reputation among Freshmen (as a hardened tyrant). Not be- cause he attends the Christian church, but because church attendance gave him the opportunity to de- liver the following: Mr. Foster had noticed that Davis always came to Sunday school and never re- mained to church, but went over to the Methodist and helped Ellen hold the hymn book. The innocent Foster inquired of Davis why he never remained at church and was informed that Davis had catarrh and could not remain for two consecutive services. With that flickering smile of his, Foster murmured to himself That man Davis needs a physical examination. He thinks he has catarrh and he has a Boyle. Prof. Hendrix is dead cute, said a well known Kappa not long ago, ' ' but I discovered a custom of his which is the worst thing I ever heard. I was at the play the other night; it was one of the dandy ones and every seat was filled except the one by Prof. Hendrix and nothing was in it except that darl- ing top coat of his and I Kept looking for Notesteinor somebody to come in and take it, but nobody did and finally my curiosity got the better of me and I asked Art what he supposed was the matter with Nottie. Said Art: Suppose! Why, didn ' t you know Hendrix always buys an extra seat to put his over coat in? Here are some of the bunches of eloquence that are handed to the long-suffering students in chapel. A stench in the eyes of the world. When conscience awakes and shakes her mane. When Ida M. Tarbell with pen dipped in vitro I punctured the Standard Oil Co., and Rockefeller its 356 Have You Heard: That one staid and sober Ernest Disney, on hearing his name at roll-call, absent-mindedly answered. Yes, dear. That the Sigma Chis are not going to have their pictures taken in dress suits this year, because they can ' t borrow enough. That Inez ' s favorite song is Over the Banister Leaning. and that her favorite book is Becky Sharp. That G. Thatcher before his annual spring party phones to all the Society houses to find out his friends in each. That the Phi Belts have so many freshmen that they have to give smokers every few nights to get them acquainted. That Pingree has won fame by publishing an oral book on Loose Procedure in Justice Courts. That Dr. Sudler and Prof. Xotestein were seen picking violets along the railroad track. In the spring the young man ' s fancy That the Family is one of the most popular courses in that most popular of subjects, Sociology? Mr. Hendrix ' s favorite story of the student who translated uxorem complexu removit he removed his wife ' s complexion. Prof. Pelo ' s oft repeated tale of the youngster, who when his mother offered him a dime to drop a certain swear word, said ' T ' ve got another that ' s worth fifty cents, Mamma. That Prof. Wile-ox has just published his new book entitled Things I Don ' t Like. That there are really some peculiar patronymics in K. U., for instance Mr. Gunn, the son of Pop Hun. Mr. Poose. the son of Pap-poose and Miss Sippy,the daughter of Missis-Sippy. That Plake is a dreadful Stickler. That when a separate law library was talked of. the laws objected, on the ground that their plans would Miss-Carry. That the Sigma I his are afraid to venture out on dark nights for fear of losing a frat pin. 257 This maiden is an awful snob Because she owns a K. A. T., She often freex.es people so. They wonder where they ' re at. A neat idea in pin racks. Chancy improving the campus. 258 THE: ONLL TO RELIGION, 259 If mother could onlv see me now. Would some power the giftie ' d gie us Xor to care a d how ithers see us. 260 They say the Sig. Alphs rather like Budweiser, Schlitz and others, The Big Hand is G. Clyde ' s, who holds The lid upon his brothers. Trying to live down the past. We must be swagger, old chap. 261 THE WMiTE WN ' 5 Bl ftOA 262 26.? 264 265 The Chaperone Sample page from Dr. Wilcox ' s Book of Dont ' s, now in Press Pansy: Those who love in glass houses should pull down the blinds, but remember that this ap- plies to frame houses also. Birdie: My dear, it is not conventional to allow your lover to put his arm around you in broad daylight, and if you are so foolish as to indulge in these tender little displays of affection under the brow of a hill, you must remember that it is quite possible for an observer to suddenly appear at the top. Rice: I must confess, my boy, that you seem to me to have been guilty of a decided breach of etiquette. As I understand the affair, you took a young lady to a dance at your frat house, and when the time came for the party to break up, and the young lady was waiting anxiously for you to appear, your brothers found you in bed and asleep, and were compelled to see the young lady home themselves. The less said about such conduct the better. Profs. Hill and Kreuse: No gentlemen, the first course at a banquet is not tea. It is usually soup, and is not served with cream and sugar. It is really better form to eat it with a spoon than a fork. Pretty Pearl: No my dear, you need not despair yet. Though the young man has been fickle to others, he may prove true to you. Marjorie: It really is unconventional to hold hands in chapel. Rice: The fact that a girl wears your fraternity pin doesn ' t give you a right to spoon with her. Oliver: Just because the fairest of the fair is only a Sophomore is not sufficient reason for your join- ing the P. S. B. No, Freshman, E-pig-raphy is not a course in zoology, and Hail to thee, our Foster Mother, does not refer to Geo. O. Frank Ellis: How could you show your extremely Freshman freshness so verdantly as to ask the Chancellor to get you a place on the foot ball team! We hope that by tins time you have learned a thing or two about college customs. Prof. Hodder: It was certainly a very serious mistake to take Mrs. F. Dumont Smith, the senator ' s wife, for Grace Smith and congratulate her on her recent election to Phi Beta Kappa. I fear that nothing can be done about it now, however, and you are right when you say that you will nevah heah the latht of it. Blanche Smith: In the future it would be well to find out if a professor is married, before putting a lady ' s card in his invitation. Naturally, Prof. Walker could not escort Miss Lynn to a dance. Dr. Sudler: I hardly know what advice to give in your case. You are a bachelor, you say, and yet you have received invitations to the Junior Prom foryourself and wife. If there is not time to fulfil the given conditions, perhaps the committee will allow you to escort some young lady. Dear Mr. Gunn: The Chaperone enjoyed exceedingly the account of your house-party in the marked copy of the Daily Republican. You certainly seem to have been a prince of hosts. Your soiree must have astonished the natives. We are so sorry that the Czar and the Prince of Wales sent their regrets to the swellest exemplification of gastronomy ever given in Ft. Scott. Would you mind Diving us the column rates of the Republican? 266 Famous Quotations In other words tlii . Higgins. Keep your eyes on the ball. ' ' Burdick. We must get the boires of this subject. Higgins. Tell me! tell me! Can ' t anybody tell me? Dunlap. ' I guess I didn ' t turn the cards. ' ' Hodder. Isn ' t anybody interested in this. Dunlap. That is to say. Abbott. I don ' t know. 1 don ' t know whether anybody knows or not. Abbott. You have memories just like sieves. Galloo. Most assuredly. I would not. Pelo. ' I shall have occasion to refer to this again. Abbott. Miss So and So has made a very good point. Olin. Ach. das gibt mir Ohr Web! Engel. Oh. don ' t you remember? Vaughn. Don ' t keep me waiting. Dunlap. Really, most extraordinary. Abbott. ' I don ' t know about that do you? Templin. How remarkable! Isn ' t that interesting! Curtis. ' Excuse me if I seem to . Notestein. ' Clearly and distinctly. Wilcox. That ' s a very pretty problem. Ashton. As it were. Beckler. When I was keeping a drug store in Philadelphia. Layre. Oh, pardon me! Van der Vries. Chortles and Snickers Knock and the world knocks with you. Stop and it knocks on you. Doting Mother: And so you are devoting your entire time to the study of law? Son: Yes, the day to law; the evening to court procedure. Mr. Notestein: I will never marry a lady with a doctor ' s degree. Senior Girl : I see where I try for a doctor ' s degree. What is worse than a Law Prof, with a blackboard? Ans: Two Law Profs, with two blackboards. Sick Lawyer: Doctor. I just can ' t lie on the right side. Doctor: Lie on the other side then; you are used to it. A Sophomore girl distinguishes two classes of friendships, the Plat(e)onic kind and the Spoo(n)tonic variety. Mr. Hendrix will offer a course in Ore-hog-raphy for all who successfully complete his E-pig-raphy course. Doctor Hoxie (to class:) Now-a-days surgeons cut a man to pieces to see what is the matter with him. Student: And after he dies, we dissect him to see if they were mistaken. Good Girl: You won ' t let anyone know I went to the T. N. E. dance with you. will you? He: Oh no. I am as ashamed of it as you are. Prof. Barber ' s favorite joke dates back to the floo.. (in Lawrence.) During the flood a certain Law- rence man went adrift on the table, and his brother accompanied him on the piano. Smith House stairway (no light.) Duet New version of Gondolier by Becky Inez. If you ' ll go mooning. Through life we ' ll go spooning. And I ' ll be your chandelier. 267 THE COLLEGE WIDOW. Unpublished Correspondence (Letters from editor of Jayhawker to President Junior Class.) FIRST LETTER: March 1, 190G. My Dear Mr. Forter: For publication in the Jawhawker will you please end me a list of the members of your Prom com- mittees in their respective order. Yours truly, EDITOR JAYHAWKER. SECOND LETTER: March 3, 1906. Dear Mr. Forter: I am in desperation. I asked for the Junior Prom. Committees and you sent me the Class Roll. Please rectify mistake. Yours etc., EDITOR JAYHAWKER. Letters that Explain Some Things September. 1905. D. L. Auld. Official Jeweler Sigma Chi: Dear Sir: Kindly send us one dozen pins, lady ' ssize. Yours, CORRESPONDING SECRETARY. Kansas Chapter. May, 1906. D. L. Auld. Official Jeweler Sigma Chi: Dear Sir: Am returning under separate cover eight pins, lady ' s size, purchased in September. Kindly credit us with same. Youra, CORRESPONDING SECRETARY. Kansas Chapter 269 Grafting at K. U. If you should chance to meet a Prof, And he should smile at you, You ' d better not return the grin. That ' s grafting at K. U. If in a quiz you make a one Don ' t take it as your due, For doubtless you have got the tiling By grafting at K. U. And if you take Geology, And find a fossil new, Don ' t take it up to Haworth, That ' s grafting at K. U. ur if about election time You act as if you knew Most everyone you chance to meet, That ' s grafting at K. U. And if the records show your grades Without a single two, Go straight and have the records changed. You ' re grafting at K. U. And just before a party If you owe a call or two, For Heaven ' s sake, don ' t make them, That ' s grafting at K. U. Or if you ' re made a Sigma Xi And think you are a few. Don ' t look as if you owned the earth. You ' ve grafted at K. U. Don ' t eat or sleep or breathe or think Without precaution due, Or you ' ll incur the dreadful charge Of grafting at K. U. 270 How It Happened ; or, Why It Won ' t Again In Five Passive Acts ACT I. DRAMATIC PERSONA. Villian VAN PHLETE Clown KAYSER Herald MERE BEENAT The Two Thin Men HOG AN AND RANT Soothsayei WEATHERBYE Oracle XOOK Brokers LINEBACK AND BRETT The Philosophic Plotter TEMPLING The Acrimonius Plotter ARCHIE The Plotter That Did It STERLING The Leading Lady BERGER Who ' s Who . . ' MATTOCKS The Sport NEWMAN The Saint BENDER The Chairman ANDERSON The Girls ALDER, MCKNIGHT, MCAKINSON, STIRRING The Play Wrighter HEART The Knights . - .ALBACK, HUMPHREYS, HOOPERT, PITCHER, BEDELL The Enthusiast NECKERSHORTER Judas Iscariot NOISE Brett, Kayser, Humphreys, Van Phlete, Ward, SCENE i. (Scene. Beta House. Enter Mattocks, Newman, Heinzman, Bedell, Bender.) KAYSER: Again we meet, dear fellow- Rich in conceit of knowledge; and withal A sane and goodly aggregation are we Seniors. And much more so. for we are. For even yet For such we are. Are we not to be well considered? This morning did I meet a prof. Who trembled at my tread. True I had not realized My rest-accumulated power, but now I trow The faculty do fear us. Or do they stand in awe? (Muses.) VAX PHLETE: Aye we have gained in power And I myself do feel it. and so strong That easily could I launch and pilot The Administration. So you see I would be President. Not getting that I will consent To edit the Jayhawker. Farther I will not budge. BENDER AND HEINZMAN (in chorus.) Ho: We hail from the Y. M. C. A. which you will concede Is a factor in politics. And the sentiment there does exist That Van Phlete is not the man for President. But we do personally agree he may be Editor For in that we are less interested. Since we ourselves Must needs prepare a budget (We ' ll see you later) And that diversifies our interests BRETT: I myself have not that lust for office So common among us that feel our power I have smoked as many cigarettes as Van Fleet, Him I exceed in stature. I have offenued no one All I ask is to be business manager. KAYSER. Why not. it seems to me. pass round these things, To those that do deserve them. For past four years T have demeaned myself in discreet manner That I mignt, perchance be popular I have debated, orated, and spieled. Active in politics have I ueen. and one aim all You owe it me, that I oe Editor, ' an you not see I am well befitted. The Kansan has been my prirte. And on the merit system Have I not butted others out And butted myself in, deservingly ? NEWMAN: You all are so supinely partisan Now T. N. E. should have representation HUMPHREYS: The Betas ask for nothing But to back of the whoie transaction. WARD: The Sigma Chi ' s stand in revolt- In full-dress anarchy. MATTOX: Now let us to some issue ' rive And settle on a ticket. BENDER: Mattox lO r President. ALL: We are agreed. BEDELL: Now let us cuoose for second place Our stalwart foot-ball Brunner. ALL: Agreed. HELNZMAN: For secretary Miss Potts? ALL: A girl to catch the femine vote. Agreed. HUMPHREYS: Who for Business Manager? BRETT: I want it. And I do deserve it. ALL: Agreed WARD: Now let us vote for Editor. The can- didates As they themselves announced are Van ana Kayser. All vote. Van Fleet wins.) HUMPHREYS: And now we must s and pat ror our selected candidates. KAYSER: (Faintly) Ye-e-e-es. MA1TOCKS: Aow hark ye. Tho ' a bird of ill omen I am not. I fear our nominees will strong resist- ance meet So let us rush this through, ere they have time To meditate on our short comings. Friday noon let us convent. And settle it. ALL: Friday ' s the day. Railroad her through ' Exeunt. 1 SCENE 2. SCENE: (Plebians Row. (Kentucky St.) Enter Lineback and tender. LINEBACK: I would speak with you, Friar John. On a matter next my heart You understand that there ' s to be A Senior class election. I am sore disgusted. BENDER: Speak franK with me, and vent your dissatisfaction. i ot by trip of tongue or wink of eye, will i betray you LINEBACK: My troubles are inexplicable now But they do drive me to you. I ask that you commune with Anderson And see to it that he does change the date Of the appointed meeting, until on Monday next. For on the first day of the week our minds do act more freely You understand why I do ask, by tne look Which now I give you. BENDER: I understand I thought of it my- self (Thoughtfully.) LINEBACK: With Anderson you must be care- ful He ' s been grilled in politics this many a year. So look that you work craftly Tho ' in disguise of pity BENDER: It will be done. I say it, tho ' 1 speak it slow. (Exeunt.) ACT II. SCENE I. SCENE: (Woods in rear of Universitatis Kansiensis.) (Enter Lineback, Hoopert, Pitcher, Xook, Rant, Al back, Neckershort, and others.) LINEBACK: Gentlemen you have responded to the call Of our courier, and assembled are, for a noble pur- pose An office holding aristocracy has possession Of our Alma Mater, and in the coming NECKERSHORTER: That ' s what I say, fellers. ALBACK: Keep still, let him proceed. LINEBACK: In the coming election they wish to secure The offices. They have e ' en yet prepared a ticket And I find we are to be left out. I know that you Will not submit to that ALL CRY: Never; never. PITCHER: Let us seat ourselves and contem- plate this question. (All sit on grass.) Xook : Time was tho ' long ago it must have been When students here did then their right assert. And never left the welfare of all to cliques and bosses But fearlessly and piously did demand That justice rule and honest voters stanu. RANT: The gentleman has spoken well indeed And I suggest that we assembled here Do now a ticket make. One tnat all May honestly support; poll all the Class And so conduct ourselves, in such a way As to insure a victory. LINEBACK : So let it be. So I declare nomina tions for Our President. PITCHER: Let us indorse him, whom the machine Has chosen to head their list, a worthy man and one I trow Placed there to draw votes. LINEBACK: Thus let it stand. And who for second on our list ALBACK: The same as they. A noble man he is And one who pays his board bills. LINEBACK: It is so o ' -dervl. Whom do we want For keeper of the records. XOOK: A lady for that place I do suggest. And none other than by them endorsed. She is a lady fair and one of noble parts Votes she can draw, as well as wield the pen. PITCHER: Let their whole ticket stand except The ones for manager and editor For these their candidates are not worthy men. But forcea upon the class By intrigues, deception and deceit. Instead of them I nominate our Lineback And a lady long suggested by Friar John As being fit for that exalted station. She ' s of the aristocracy ' tis true. But what of that If she can break the Coalition. LINEBACK: Thus let it go. And for the cause we must labor hard. Each see ten seniors. Pledge each one to vote Our ticket straight, then the machine is doomed. As the rays of Apollo ' s torch do penetrate, Each dark and loathsome nlace so has An awakened public conscience perceived This blot upon our scutcheon. (Exeunt all but Lineback.) Now tis to work. Mischief, thou art afoot Take then what course thou wilt. SCENE II. (Theta House.) (Enter Neckershor- ter and Theta Seniors.) NECKERSHORTER: Do you know what ' s hap- pened ? GIRLS: No. Do tell. What now? NECKERSHORTER: Well you know that ticket. (We ' ve got ' em cinched) Inat Beta Barb machine ' s got out. Well a crowd of us fellers nave got Our heads together, and have planned A scneme to beat ' em. GIRLS: Do tell sure? NECKERSHORTLR: Yes, we ' ve got ' em beat, ' tis sure They in their caucus nominated Mattocks for President he ' s a good feller ind Brunner for Vice he ' s all right with Us. For secretary Miss Potts, none of Us know So much about her, but We ' ve decided That she ' ll do. GIRLS: Well, what ' s cue row? NECKERSHORTER: W 7 ell they want to nomi- nate for Editor That there Van Phlete and We won ' t stand for it. And business manager Lawrence Brett - Think of it those men to write 272 The book that reads our history, Those two men don ' t like Us nor We them. They act like frats and rush ' em, so I ' m told. Personally, I ' m not a prejudiced mind Catering to one thing and to another I stand for what is right between men True Culture is itself a trait and worthy But stiff-necked Aristocracy does weary me With its pretense and foolishness. (But we ' ll beat them. We ' ve got ' em cinched) Now if those two men would demean themselves Simply and naturally, they ' d be Aristocratic in the truest sense by being Men. The point is: they have snubbed Us and We sulk And We ' ll get even. See if We don ' t. GIRLS: Well, come out of this long winded rhapsody And tell us how it concerns us. NECKERSHORTER: Well its just this way. We are much constrained to put up candidates To down our enemies. For editor We Wish To nominate Miss Berger. GIRLS: Oh, me; Oh, my; Oh, my; Oh. NECKERSHORTER: Yes, and if she ' ll run we ' ll beat ' em. GIRLS: Well, we don ' t know she isn ' t here NECKLRSHORTER: Well, persuade her to run, for victory is Ours. For we control the Y. M. C. A. and Allemania And the Betas will go any way, so that they are Upon the side that ' s winning. And there ' s the Votes Of Weatherby and Mr. Noise valiant, highminded men And Lista McAkinson and all those girls Who have been duped by Kayser ' s schemes. And that machine Will go to pieces sure, We ' ll win Please persuade her to run GIRLS: Alright. Goodby. NECKERSHORTER: We ' re sure to win. Good- bye Victory ' s ours. Adieu. (Exeunt.) ACT III. SCENE I. (The Halls of eraser. Time Inter Classes.) (Enter Hogan, Rant, Lineback and many others. All talk about election.) HOGAN: Most worthy gentlemen, I speak, the Opposition To which we have somewhat conceded have cau- cassed. Aye and caucassed well. And we poor ninnies Are so much disorganized that one puff Of the wind of Adverse Balloting would send Our skiffs of wits adrift, and ere thev stemmed the tide. Too late twould be, to do what right demands. I know ' twas many the year and long, Since from the sainted Emerald Isle struck out My worthy forefathers, to seek for choicest liberty At the expense of native ties. Would they not weep to see Me their descended son endure This be bossed politics. Which to the core Reeks of machine and vniainy. RENT: O now, dear Hogan, cafm yourself. The good die young. The rest get thin In waiting to grow wings. But weep not No matter how untimely was the flight Of your forefathers, yet they retained and gave you honestly The brogue you twirl so skilfully. With that talk and our combined avoirdupois Easily could I be a factor in ward politics. You can be thankful. Things will change in time. LINEBACK: But what ' s the point, my lads. To these wild dissertations. Do you not see That we are self-appointed Buster Bosses Pledged and parcelled to twist the wires Of other people? Now this accursed Senior Class Has sat and gobbled wisdom by the Kaw. and now Is causing itself more trouble (Enter Mere Beenat) Than any of its to-be officers can or dare to. MERE BEENAT: And that reminds me of Prof. Abbot The sweetest man. a darling, too who ever is re- peating Till its most a maxim that: ' ' the evii that men do i.ives after them. L1NEBACK: But what ' s the point in all this tnlk and parley? HOGAN: Why time ' s the point. With us, to gait it. With Mary, here, to kill it. LINEBACK: And why? HOGAN: Because we are disorganized As the drifting sands upon the ocean ' s tide. e have not polled the Class and more Our Berger she does taut refuse To run as editor. To vote today Does sure portend us evil. LINEBACK: What ' s to be done? HOGAN: Oh, fight for time, for time, for time, Adjourn. Adjourn by all means And do you go now ere the hour is nigh And find Miss Berber. Speak with her Persuade, cajole, demand, implore, beseech, That she will stand as candidate When once she comes beneath the spell (of Boss Busting) Then all our schemes materialize. (Exeunt.) SCENE II. (Hall of Eraser. Same time. (En- ter Lineback and Berger.) BERGER: Oh these vile scheming politicians do vex me sore And yet I do enjoy it. LIXEBACjv: And much more so if in the thick- est of the fray BERGER: I do not seek for honors selfishly I have been told to stand pat. (By whom, ' tis immaterial) Hence I will not budge from position I do not douot that victory ' s in sight jtor me, if I attempt election: (Muses) And ' twould be great delight To edit the Jawhawker. A fine task a pleasure. What are Van Phlete ' s prospects? LINEBACK : Poor, very poor. BERGER: Could I be elected ? (Enter Heart, looks seriously at Berger and retires.) (Berger starts.) I absolutely will not pose as can- didate. LINEBACK: Is this your final answer. ( Excitedly ( es. 273 SCENE III. (Place, Chapel Hall. Noon. Time Monday (Enter Senior Class, excitement.) Seat themselves. Intense ANDERSON: The time has come, dear friends When we are met to organize as Seniors. Now several times upon our college journey We ' ve met and all ' s been harmony. Tis hoped ' twill be on u,is occasion. ' Tis true, we know, tnat slight and trivial things Oft cause rank trouble and disruption. bometimes e ' en the color of a wall Caused by the paper thereon fias consequences direful. But now peace and good will ' s the watch word. We ' d best begin our balloting. Nominations are in order. LINEBACK: I rise to ask for information If we do think that all now ready are. KAASER: Point or order! He does oratify Without due cause and no permission. GRANT: I rise to move ihis body, sir VAN PHLETE: Point of order; He has no right To make a motion, sir, of any kind. (Aside, I ' m fearful my official scalp ' s in danger Tis as our Mattox says the thing must be Railroaded througn with neatness and dispatch If our machine does hesitate, ' tis lost) The object of this meeting is to nominate our can- didates And have them voted. Not to impede By various noisome and wordy motions. Tis useless, that they can expect Our patience to forbear their foolishness. GRANT: I move you, sir. that we do now ad- journ. To meet again next Monday Noon. Then to select Our officers. HOGAN: And I do rise to second such a motion For every thinkinsr mind and to myself ' tis evident That as yet our tickets are not quite complete Sure we are divided. And ' tis best to wait a week Bv then perchance some other officeseekinsr soul Will aether strength. And sure ' tis lots of candidates It takes to have a real contest. As now we are not certain Who ' tis runs for and who fernist. I do endorse The sentiment and spirit of the motion. LTNEBACK: T think ' tis only mete that I Should supplement the quaint remarks of Hogan. ' Tis not I think, we need more candidates Nor tickets to enhance the tense excitement. Vv hat we want is time. Time to think O ' er these momentious questions. Time to decide. What we should do. This whole ciass is so beset With weighty anxious troubles that to vote For officers at this time would be to stultify Ourselves, ana do things rash. For diversely Has our time been spent since entering. The Health Committee has dogged our footsteps The dean ' s perversity has caused us worried looks and muttered breaths. And Foster in his blissful ignorance of grades and ranking zxnd Nainsmoth ' s been neglecteu and He ' ll swing A dumbbell in our midst, are we not careful. So see these troublous things have occupied our pon- dering time. And still more it does depend our reputation Lpon the crowd that we elect as officers .for we are judged by those whose acts we ratify. The worthiest deeds are done with deliberation No stable thing can come of hasty action. The Class is now emoroiled, but with a few days quietude All will be well and then we can proceed. So let ' s adjourn until a week rolls by (Aside. (The fact is I am sure That I can run things and also that three of us Provided are with Robert ' s Rules of Order To make trouble Parliamentary. So ' tis sure The machine ticket will not be voted on. And tho ' the sun may tire and settle to the West Darkness descend, but we will stand Armed to the teeth with technicalities To force them to adjourn. Our fate depends upon it.) VAN PHLETE: I so distrust the neverending perfidy of human nature That I am sore afraid that if Ave wait That dark and glowering Polities will descend And catch us in its spell and we will do things we wot not of BERGER : I filso have mv fenrs and wavering And vet I think we should take time To qtiite decide our minds, so dark Remorse Visit us not. later. ANDERSON: To vote or to adjourn. VAN PHLETE: In Heaven ' s name I ask Do we not vofe to see if we adjourn ANDERSON: So says Frazier ' s Parliamentary Drill (All vote) We are adjourned. ACT TV. SCENE I. (Dean ' s Office. Enter Templin.) Templin: I would be popular and yet I know not how Why is it that the vain vivacious world Tabooes my theories; And each does lend a hand To make conspicuous my individuality Which withal is logical. But there ' s a consolation now ' Tis this that altogether likely Humanity will be benefitted by my oeing A philosopher. That ' s my theory. (Enter Archie.) ARCHIE: Good morrow. Dean. How goes the wretched time with you. My wit ' s unspun, my satire is not venomous Since last athletic meeting when I did vent my spleen n those who did oppose me. Did T sulk ? NV t T. . If my dignity and severity of countenance Make not my point then quiet I remain. For next to Cady I ' m the shrewdest man That does infest the Hill. TEMPLIN: Oh ' tis true that wisdom carries with it shrewdness From that I theorize that I combine the two Tho ' I do maintain the dignity of my office. ARCHIE: That say T. For if ' one ' s above the common herd He had as well descend among the grinds In Medic Hall, and Whittle human flesh as to allow A student to become familiar. (Enter Sterling.) STERLING: How now. Brother Hog r. dirl you deride the case 274 Of eligibility. I suppose you did recant And allowed some professional athlete (For such we play entirely) to enter to athletic ' s Ail this, knowing he flunked in chemistry In his daily grade last Monday week. I tell you things must be controned For the principle is right. We must conform Our athletes to it as we do In the Special school of the College Things are done there accord to rule, for I do oversee it. ARCHIE: Much there is if they would stand for it. STERLING: There is one tning. The Seniors now Do soon elect their officers and ' tis true That each year there is a graft a rake off The proceeds of the Play and Annual. There also is a thing (so I discovered in the archives Which bears the name the Students Loan Fund And there are among our student boay Numberless poor and needy ones Vho clad in threadbare rags do quite repine For sustenance. TEMPL1X: Now perchance by a deduction, my theory is That add to Students ' Loan Fund this year ' s profits. Disburse to needy students. Lo! and benold! We ' d have a well dressed student uody With time to moralize upon the ethics of things. ARCHIE: And to learn to keep their mouth shut I nless their words are pertinent. STERLING: Exactly so. I had not thought on it Until my daughter and Herr Weatherby Suggesteu it. But now it has complete possession Of my thought. I regard it as a boon to needy students. ARCHIE: And I. The interest will only be twelve per cent. On approved and bonded securities. TEMPLIN: A beautiful theory. Let us per- suade The Senior Class to turn its profits in I nto the Students ' Loan Fund. For metaphysicians do now say Poverty uoes detract from deep thinking. ARCHIE: See Neckershorter. Weatherby and Rant Van Phlete and Kayser that they use their influ ence Also commune with Chancellor Strong. TEMPLIN AND STERLING: Agreed. Exeunt Templin and Sterling.) ARCHTE: I ' ve seen their hungry grafting And it does corrupt them Btit now ' twill cease. If this scheme ' s worked aright. SCENE n. (Sterling House) (Enter Kayser. Lineback. Humphreys. McNight. Alder. Berger. Mere Beenat. McAkinson. Stirring.) BERGER: (Sighing.) Our dear Senior Class does seem beset With troubles numberless. LINEBACK: So exticate it by being candidate And election sure will follow. MrNTGHT: Do make the race dear Hedy. MERE BEENAT: It you only will, ' twill re- mind me Of dear Professor Curtis who knowingly McAKIN ' SON: O do, please, won ' t you, dear Hedy I KAYSER: Tis to be remembered that all pro- posed Are good and pr actical candidates. McAKINSON: O tie, you political leper For three long years have 1 been your willing tool nd voted your dictation. And there are others too But now we turn upon you. Fierce our wrath And nothing can appease it. When you do foist Upon us such candidate-- as you suggest. And we do hurl your infamy back at you And with rash, bitter scorn do thrust With all malignity and contempt your conduct Time was when you could have been popu ' ar When orator you were, and Md inciiae towards college journalish. Then you did advocate Candidates clean and untarnished, but no v You are allied with plots, intrigues, and schemes And stand for men whom you do know Are avowedly Pan-Hellenic. Such conduct shows a moral turpitude That with base deceit and falsification Have by my influenced by your talk So guided all my college politics I blush to think upon it. Suame on you to thus delude Ine unsuspecting. Your perfidy will shine A bright remembrance of my college days, And utter your name I will With scorn, contempt ;tnd ridicule (Kayser falls into a tumbler and drowns.) LINEBACK TO BERGER: And will you be a Candidate 1 1 for myself do wish you would, if for no other reason That ' twill insure tranquility soon as election ' ;; past. And all be smooth ' s the balmy air of spring A book we will prepare to astound all the professors No differences need arise later than this. Both having tact, we soon could compromise Should they perchance appear. You see I ' ll be Business Manager, so you ' ll have a working mate That will be suited to you. I for one am tired quite, of this wrangling. ALL: And I! And I! And I! BERGER: Well, if it ' s the only way to quiet things ALL: It will! It will! BERGER: Then I suppose it would be best That I accept. Is my election sure? Does that suit you. Karl? HUMPHREYS: Well I had other plans But since all persuasion seems intent on you I will rest satisfied. ALL: Then you accept. BERGER: Yes and (Berger and Mere Beenat embrace. Both weep. STTRRINU: I wish to speak upon the Stu- dents ' Loan Fund BEENAT : A goodly thing reminding me Of what Professor Notestein said LINEBACK: I do detesu that Students ' Loan Fund. I understand that ' tis with disrespect to me That you do speak of it. KAYSER: Such a measure is too unpopular 275 To get the sanction of the -las . so let it drop For the Kansan will oppose it. (Exeunt.) SCENE III: (Grant ' s House) (Enter Kayser, Humphreys, Heart, Bender, Hoopert, Pitcher, Bedell, Lineback, Hogan, Neckershorter.) HOGAN: Sure we ' ve effected a retorni Were ever Betas seen in caucas Excpt in their own domicile ere this. ' their house does reek with schemes So that they ' re lost outside it. NECKERSHORTER: e e got the machine beat anyway. RANT: We ' ve met tonight, dear craftsmen On weighty matters. If we few intend To run the Class we must agree i pon the candidates. HOOPERT: Well by induction and deduction and mathematical computation ' Tis plain that by some unphilosophic trend The machine has under minded itself In other words: Their bracycephalous concatenations Causes them compunction for their pusillanimity HEINZMAN : The Game with Arkarisaw was peaceable Compared to the heathenish gabblings of this Class And I ' m not sore. I ' m arguing. KAYSER: It seems Lineback and Berger are the ones to whom We must lend our variable support. What say the Betas to it . ' HEART: ' Tis not in accordance with the plans That we had laid. But we suppose That in some Cases the will Uf the majority must rule. BEDELL: ' Tis settled. All ' s tranquility to be. If I ' d my mandolin I ' d scratch a tune Which Bender, here, could dance by. HUMPHREYS: Would the election now were o ' er Things require so much close watching. We ' ve other things to see to. (Exeunt.) All V. SCENE I: (Chapel Hall. Monday (Enter the Senior Class, Logan smiling, Van Phlete looking determined; Berger and Mere Beenat excited. Much suppressed conversation.) ANDERSON: We are convened to elect our of- ficers. But ere we do begin, is there business That would be transacted ere we vote. NOISE: I, as yet, have spoken little Hear me. What I ' ll say will suffice For more time yet to come. I rise to move that this year ' s lucre From play and annual, be dedicated j.0 the charitable Students ' Loan Fund I know ' tis good. For had some such Been in existence when I a freshman First oppeared on Oread ' s Hill Twould have caused my heart great joy. Tis by all endorsed who have a competency From home for them to live on. ' Tis a boon to those who can barrow nowhere else If they give the right security. I hope ' twill get consideration i or it ' s a noble object. MERE BEENAT: Mr. Noise has spoken long and well, for him. The Students ' Loan Fund is a worthy thing Catering to the wants of needy students ,so they may be Oreads or Frats. KAYSER: This talk does rouse mv diplomatic mind To intense anger. Foolishness ! This scheme ' s the product of a talk bepoisoned brain Enhanced by machine politics, i ' is a plan To bankrupt the officials of the Class And leave them empty-handed. Treason quite To all that ' s right and decent. I wield my pen With all my versatility to Kill the machination, So I move we lay the motion on the table. STIRRING: Me too. it does arouse to hear such infamy From the lips of one we ,iave relied upon We have discussed this problem con and pro And laid it before the Chancellor Who said he wished a permanent student body. Believed in clean athletics, glad that we have ' A democratic institution here. So von sec- It has official sanction and approval lor my part I do hope that after this When we think of our University, ' twill be one Increased in members by the benericence ut the Loan Fund. Not one deieated And thinned in ranks through our uncharitableness. VAN PHLETE: (Aside.) (The to be business manager Is out hunting advertising for the Jayhawker) I ' m in accord with the sentiments of Miss Stirring All that I am I owe to a Loan Fund. (Maintained by the folks at home.) HEINZMAN: I ' ve a right to speak. I wear a K. I introduced a custom one Of wearing metal watch fobs. Lets reason on it. My argument is clearer that the waters of the stream Called the Big Muddy. Here the machine Headed by Noise, Van Phlete, Lineback, and Weath- erby Are organized. Down with it, I say. If they ' re in favor of it, I am not. So why not vote it down ? (All vote Motion carried.) BRETT: I want to say right here That this has put me out of politics So have your way, boss-busters ; If there ' s no money in it. I am not. ANDERSON: ' Let us vote some ticket. XOOK: Here are the names that I propose Mattocks, Brunner, Foots. Berger and Lineback In their respective order. And tis hoped They ' ll have no opposition. Who would have dreamed That when we first came here as verdant Freshmen That four year ' s knowledge of each other Would make us disagree. ' Twere logical We should have grown in harmony. But when the curtain ' s drawn At long looked for Commencement These things will be forgotten and ' twill be With heavy laden hearts we say Goodhv To- meet again no more. Years will go by. The happy hours of this our college course Vvill shine as distinct memories, as when Into the fire we gaze and dream the scones That gave us joy while here. (Vote, Exeunt.) 276 The Senior Play 7-11-44 After four years of preparation under the profound instruction of renowned professors, the Senior Class of 1906, is at last ready to add its contribution to the dramatic literature of the world. The monarch minds of this illustrious class, fertilized by efforts of preceding generations have so furthered the development of the drama, that Dunlap need no longer teach the archaic musty work of Shakespeare he may expound to posterity a modern master piece. 7-11-44 is a college comedy of five acts, in which all the details of college life are portrayed in a consistent natural manner. The all-absorbing issue is foot ball. The hero is halfback on the team. There is the popular society girl of K. U., two rivals for her hand there is the treacherous villain, and indeed the proveruial green Freshman i not forgotten. The scene of tne play is Lawrence, Athens of the West. The various scenes of action are the Santa Fe depot during rushing season, the lobby of Fra- ternal Aid Hall on the evening of the first fall dancing party, the parlor of the popular heroine ' s home, and the foot ball training quarters where the grand finale occurs. The play is full of anecdotes, puns and roasts true wit that will prove everlasting. Thus built up and magnificently staged the senior play of 1906 brings out the inner depths of man, and stirs the most powerful of human emotions. Should any doubt the study and research by which the inspiration for plot, incident and dialogue was secured let them consult the following bibliography inserted in order to comply with the regulations oi the English Department. Bible. Shakespeare: Hamlet, Othello, Macbeth, Encyclopaedia Britannica. Southworth: Tried for Her Life. Sequel, Cruel As the Grave. Lowell: A Fable for Critics. Anonymous: Face to Face with Starvation; or, The Mystery of the Great City. W. H. Carruth: Woman ' s Suffrage in Kansas. Auswahl aus Luthers Deutschen Schriften. F. W. Blackmar: Elements of Sociology. Anna Katherine Arien: The Leavenworth Case. DRAMATIS PERSONAE : Jack Burton halfback on Kansas Team, HARRY HART RALPH PAGE rival with Burton for Virginia ' s hand PAUL NEFF JIM LESLIE S A, . . . GLENN PARKER GEORGE FERRIS, S A, . . OSCAR ZIMMERMAN- BOB SHIRK Foot-ball Coach, . WILLIS BROADIE BUB HAWKINS of Hawkinsville Green Freshman DAN ANDERSON BOB WILLIAMS Another Freshman, also green, : EMIL BRUNNER SAMUEL HAWKINS Bub ' s father, C. O. PINGRV REVEREND BURTON Jack ' s father, FRANK BEDELL VIRGINIA BLAIR Popular society girl, MARGARET PHILBROOK LULU LATHROP Out for a man, . ADA BECHTEL RUTH ATKINSON, KKT, . LUCY KILGORE MARY WHITE An athletic girl, CARLOTTA CLARK Y. M. C. A. Men, Cab Drivers, Ticket Agent, Foot-ball Men. and others. Oh, it ' s good to be a Senior, so say we all of us, and if we could not or were not Seniors, we ' d choose to be Juniors. Such a Prom has never been witnessed in the annals of the University! No scraps and no collar- less men, lights ablaze all evening, grand electrical display, bunting, flowers, and good things to eat! You were all there, what need to say more. And then, the play. ROMEO AND JULIET TRAVESTIE. CAPULET A Stern Parent With One Daughter .... MR. RAYMOND. ROMEO A Real Nice Young Man ...... MR. PORTER. JULIET A Bell Whom all the Young Fellows are Anxious to Ring . . . Miss SELLARS. TYBALT A Fiery Spark Who Lights Upon His Match at Last . . . MR. HOPKINS. MERCUTIO A Man too Clever to Live ...... MR. BRAMWELL. QUEEN MAB A Dea ex-K. U. ....... Miss BROCK. NURSE A Faithful Old Woman that Keeps Her Eyes on the Boys . . . Miss PAULIN. APOTHECARY A Practitioner Who Sells Drams of Poison and has no Scruples About It . Miss MARSH. LADY CAPULET A Match Making Mother Who Considers Herself Capable of Producing the Flame of Love ...... Miss WILLIAMS. FRIAR LAURENCE In Holy Orders Which He Doesn ' t attend to ... MR. FINCH. PARIS A Flame of Juliet ' s Who After a Final Flare Expires . . . MR. SIGLER. POOR LADDIE DOG With a Bark-arole ANON. BALLET NOUVEAU. MADEMOISELLE HENRIOUEZ Miss Camel. VlOLETTE Miss Veatch PANSIE ROSE Miss Fisher Miss Brown MARGUERITE Miss Hausman MlGNONNETTE Miss Carney NE M ' OUBLIE PAS Miss Linsay Piano Miss Hiser With mingled feelings of regret and pleasure, we await as we go to press, the splendid function that is promised in the cards received for April twenty-seventh. This is the last party we shall ever attend in old Fraternal Aid Hall. Next year the new Gym. will see naughty seven prancing over its spring(?) floor, above the hallowed ground where we have developed the famous athletics of K. U. It is rumored that, while there is to be no playlet, the electrical effects will surpass those of the Prom and that there will be twenty-six dances, the mnsic for which has never before been played in K. U. So we are absolutelv sure of a good time. We are not. however, so pleased over the prospects of the elaborateness of the function as over the good fellowship that prompts even second year classmen to show the worn and weary Senior the time of his life. Were they to feed us on hard tack and the nectar from the Kaw. and light the hall with a single candle, the Sophomore spirit would make the affair a go. But coupled with this spirit, the magnificent preparations afoot, should make the first Sophomore the best ever. Here ' s hoping that the Naughty Tens will meet their just rewards when the Naughty Tens put in an ap- pearance. We hope the Sophomore will be an Annual. 279 Back Talk. To THE READERS OF THE JAYHAWKER : THIS is the end of our work. The reader must do the rest. It is not all we hoped to make it, but it is the best we could do. We had our hopes, and some have been realized. Our work is not perfect ; we know of nothing that is. If your picture is not good do not blame the engraver; examine your photograph. If your eulogy is not satisfactory, remember we had several hundred to arrange. Before you criticize, -consider whether you delayed us by not doing your part on time. Since t he JAYHAWKER is for, of, and by the Senior Class, the editor and manager must depend on their support. Ask yourself if you have contributed your share. We set March first as the date, before which, each senior was to fill out the card mailed to him by the editor, pay his assessment and have his photograph made. You received notice. Did you do it? Some of you did all, some did one, some flunked entirely, and only a small number were in line on March first. And then those jokes. They represent hours of patient toil. Take them as you find them, just Foolery. We couldn ' t roast every body, so don ' t be disappointed, if you find yourself unmentioned, but laugh, (if you can) at the other fellow ' s expense. And those of you who furnished material for this particular part of the book, think what a service you have done the editor. Consider, too, this phase of the matter: without famous people, there could be no cartoons and then recall the pages you have just turned. If you don ' t like the book, keep it as a memennto of a colossal failure. If it meets with your approval, for goodness ' sake, say so. In either case, we are ready for the deluge. We shall take your censure or praise. 280 COOL CLOTHES The Weather Man will soon be getting down to business. He 11 be dealing out his real sunny days right along now. If you want to be fixed for them, better get into a nice cool suit very soon. Nothing cooler than our Crash, Homespun or Serge Suits. And nothing smarter. Yachting, Driving, or Riding. 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Corner Massachusetts and Quincy Streets DIRECTORS : J. B. W ATKINS President C. A. HILL Vice-President C. H. TUCKER, . . . Cashier W. F. HAZEN, Assistant Cashier JACOB HOUSE J. C. MOORE A. C. MITCHELL Capital, $1OO,OOO Surplus and Profits, $30.0OO 294 The Old Windmill Many years ago they built you, Men who came from distant lands Made you lofty, made you mighty. Fashioned you with skilful hands. And you seemed a lonely stranger, Out of place in our young state, As if tern from some old landscape By perverse decree of fate. But the times were ripe for action, Peace forsook our national life, Soon about you in its fury Broke the storm of border strife. From your seat upon the hillside Long you gazed on scenes of dread. Saw a free state rise triumphant From the ashes of her dead. High against the western sky-line, With your mighty arms spread wide, Firm you stood, a noble symbol Of our Kansas faith and pride. Years rolled on and in full measure Brought us freedom ' s richest dower, And our state, which war had christened, Waxed in strength, increased in power. Then fate deemed your work accomplished And consigned your mighty frame. Proof against the shock of battle. To the treachery of the flame. Still the state whose birth you witnessed Shall fulfill her lofty claims, Still the years will bring fruition To her highest hopes and aims. 295 296 297 f Badly Needed WANTED In chapel, a few sets of screans behind which the devoted couples may hide themselves from the curious public gaze. WANTED Somebody who can tell those crook-necks who stand in the chapel corridors and doors, both above and below, that their room is more desirable than their presence. WANTED In K. U. a kindergarten department in which some students may get elementary training in gentility: clean person, clean linen, clean speech, and respect for others. WANTED A society editor on the Hill, so that would-be-swells need not go en masse to Fort Scott in order to get reportorial mention commensurate with their social function, and to avoid having rooming houses litter- ed with blue penciled copies of The Republican. WANTED When state politicians speak to us Friday mornings, something more than slush. WANTED For the Junior Prom, by the editor hereof, the company of the sweetest, and most beautiful and accomplished lady dancer on the Hill Later: Help or I perish it pays to advertise. I OST On or about April loth on Adams Street near Spooner, my new spring hat. Finder thereof please return to my office or take me to the hat. W. W. PARKER. WANTED A liberal offer is made for a preparation which will take Blood off her hands. See M. LADY ASHER. WANTED A pocket edition of a pronouncing gazeteer of proper names for handy use of faculty. WANTED Someone to help Carruth start the Lord ' s prayer. P. S. B. WANTED To know if blowing smoke rings is really an accomplishment. FRED DUNN. JOB WHITE. WANTED To trade hats with somebody. JIM DOUGHERTY. WANTED Conclusive evidence that any member of the Annual Board is capable of cracking a joke. SEN- IOR PLAY COMMITTEE. HAD You EVER NOTICED: That when J. W. Kayser walks, he lifts up his feet like a blind horse. That when Cady lectured in chapel he wouldn ' t look at the Laws. That when Chester Leinbach laughs, everydody else does. Why? That Prof. Notestein is still restive while sitting on the rostrum at chapel. That some of the Laws have so little respect for themselves that they hold an intermission smoker right where other people want to go into the building. That since scraps have been cut out the Sophomores have a Bank account, That the number of lives lost up to date did not exceed the number of threats to take the life of the man who put in the smooth brick sidewalk on Adams St. That Prof. Higgins can beat a sight note in business as well as a whole note in chapel. That if being freakish is a sign of being a genius we have a. few on the Hill. That Ada Bechtel hasn ' t flirted with anybody for the longest time. That a black board in a law room is as useless as a hip-pocket on a frog. That Bert Beach had his first case before he ever studied law. That Hubach often beats Higgin ' s time in chapel. That the ugliest men have cases with the prettiest girls be careful, it strikes one of you, tn o. A Politician ' s Fate Once upon a time there was a man named Bert Beach. (He still exists. ) He came to K. U. when quite young, and began to practice politics among the Freshmen, and kept it up persistently. He soon established a reputation for himself of being a snollygoster, a grafter, a boodler, with a cadaverous appetite for offices to be held by other people. As a Freshman he had a mild and innocent countenance frank and open; but after a few years continuous scheming, his aspect was severe and stern, with a look in his eye to be feared by all under class-men. In fact this austerity was so pronounced that no one would approach him, except a politician or a Prof in the class room. However, a change came about. It happened in this way. The Pi Phi party assumed control of all things masculine. They decided that Bert was a plotter, adverse to the wiles of Woman-kind. So they decided to send their Marshall for him. She found Bert, and aimed at him two large brown orbs. He considered himself under arrest, and has so demeaned himself since. He is given bond to keep the convenant, and to all outward appearance he is estopped to deny the Marshall ' s jurisdiction. 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We Sell Groceries to the Most Particular WHY? Because We Keep the Best of Everything. D unmire s 935 Mass. St. Phones 58. 299 (The State University) Is the largest and best equipped institution of its grade in the ENTIRE SOUTHWEST. Its income is equivalent to 6 per cent, on an endowment of $4,000,000. Its students are all collegiate (not preparatory) grade. Its enrollment for this year is over 1700. I. GRADUATE SCHOOL. Faculty of 36 members. Twenty-six departments, with over 200 courses. The best facilities for Graduate Instruction outside of the large universities of the East. II. THE COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS AND SCIENCES. Faculty of 75 members. Thirty depart- ments. Three hundred courses, including many new courses in business and its higher relations to Journalism, Banking, Insurance, Railroading, Mining, Manufacturing and Commerce. III. THE SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING. Faculty of 31 members. One hundred courses in (i) Civil Engineering, (2) Electrical Engineering, (3) Mechanical Engineering, (4) Mining Engineering, and (5) Chemical Engineering. The Fowler shops contain nearly $40,000 worth of apparatus and ma- chinery. The Physics building contains nearly $30,000 worth of apparatus for work in Electrical En- gineering and Physic . The demand for graduates of the School of Engineering at the University of Kansas is larger than the supply. IV. THE S CHOOL OF LAW. Faculty of 17 members and lecturers. Three year course. Twenty-four different subjects. Four teachers give their entire time to instruction in this school. It is the con- sensus of experience that modern law training to be effective must be given by teachers who devote their entire time to the subject. The new law building erected at a cost of $65,000, is now occupied. V. THE SCHOOL OF FINE ARTS. Faculty of 27 members. Fifty-six courses in (i) Piano, (2) Organ, (3) Violin, (4) Voice, (5) Drawing, (6) Painting, (7) Elocution. New teachers, new equipment, the largest and finest Pipe Organ in Kansas; many great performers from abroad; new and enlarged stu- dio in Drawing and Painting; the largest and best facilities in the Southwest. VI. THE SCHOOL OF PHARMACY. Faculty of 25 members. The laboratories in Pharmacy are the largest and most complete to be fonnd in the Southwest. ( i ) The Short Course, (2) the Three- Year Course, and (3) the Collegiate Course in Pharmacy. VII. THE SCHOOL OF MEDICINE. A full four years ' course in medicine with the largest equipment and most extended facilities in the Southwest. Instructors are men most eminent in their profession. A post graduate course in medicine. Clinical laboratories sufficiently equipped to make possible real discoveries in medicine. VIII. THE SUMMER SESSION. Faculty of 46 members. Sixty-five Courses. Enrollment of 169 last year doing collegiate work, besides music students. Six weeks every summer. IX. THE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY. Conducted for many years by the University in connection with the Department of Geologv. X. THE MUSEUMS. Some of the largest and finest collections in the world, valued at from $200,000 to $300,000. XI. THE LIBRARY. The largest Scholarly Library in the Southwest, 50,000 volumes and many thous- and pamphlets, 560 periodicals and 160 newspapers in the reading room. Five hundred students ac- commodated at one time. BUILDINGS, GROUNDS AND EQUIPMENT ARE WORTH i ,500,000. One of the finest university sites in the world. Fifty per cent, of the students pay their own way. Seventy-five per cent pay either the whole or a substantial part of their expenses. FALL TERM OPENS SEPTEMBER 12TH, 19O6. For catalogues and information concerning rooms, boarding places, etc.. Address, GEO. O. FOSTER, Registrar, Lawrence, Kansas. 300 The Line Excellent The best line for the students and others. Its lines penetrate the most popular Sections of the great state of Kansas---also of other states and the nch territories of the southwest. On this line every effort is made to promote the comfort of all patrons. It is the desire to treat each passenger as well as we know how, regardless of whether he travels in Pullman, chair car or coach. Besides, this is the line of block signals, rock ballasted track, modern equipment, Harvey meals, and many other attractive features whose adoption make travel a pleasure. Why Not Try It? GEO. C. BAILEY, Agent LAWRENCE, KANSAS Union Pacific SHORT LINE TO Denver, Salt Lake, Ogden, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland, Tacoma, Seattle. And all Points West and Northwest. This Is The GREAT THROUGH CAR LINE Shortest Line. Quickest Time. Fine Equipment. Chair Cars, Standard Sleepers and Tourist Sleepers. Palace Dining Cars, Restaurant Plan, Reasonable Prices. Low Excursion Rates, East and West. E. E Alexander, City Ticket Agt., J. T. Snanklin Depot Ticket Agt, Eldndge House, Lawrence, Kan. Lawrence, Kan. H. G. KAILL, Ass ' t. Gen ' l. Pass. Agt., Kansas City, Mo. 302 The Southwest This is the preferred tram between Kansas City and Chicago. All the cars are owned and operated by the Chicago, Milwaukee and St, Paul Railway This fact enables this Company to offer an excellence in service and equipment not obtained elsewhere. In the compartment-observation sleeper the staterooms may be used separately or en suite. Each stateroom has two berths and necessary accommodations. This affords all the privacy and convenience of a room at home. The rear portion of the cars is devoted to library purposes, where one may sit in a roomy, comfortable chair, read the evening paper or a standard magazine provided, and enjoy a cigar. The Southwest Limited leaves Kansas City, Union Station, 5:55 p. m.; Grand Avenue Station, 6:07 p. m ' Arrives Union Passenger Station, Chicago, 8:20 a. m G. L. COBB, Southwest Passenger Agent, 9O7 Main St., KANSAS CITY, MO. 303 THE FINEST EQUIPPED STUDIO IN LAWRENCE ir in a ' 1- 8 ; H H ri R n h FOUNDERS and MACHINISTS PAHERN MAKERS Wm 318-320-322 Jackson Street TOPEKA, KANSAS. J, B 60O P 602 n PROTCH THE TAILOR LAWRENCE - - KANSAS 4