Kansas City Kansas Community College - Owaissa Yearbook (Kansas City, KS)

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' r' : ia.:a-1'.-wmv'-.m'f:1 -,.....a.fs- sb.-..:..:xci, .H , ,N , W THE JUNIOR COLLEGE OXNAISSA THE IUNIOR COLLEGE GIRL DEFINITION AND CLASSIFICATION The Junior College Girl is that typical member of the speak- er sex on the third floor of the high school building who knows every Larter by his commonest cognomen. Socially speaking, the members of this notable class, the Junior College girl, divide themselves into Larterettes, associate Delphis, and free lances. Larterettes are common to the club and usually passed on to avoid anything beyond amateur friendships. In short, they combine to make brief cases. Associate Delphis, on the other hand, are more stable. Moreover, they are usually an asset during auditorium study hours. The third class, that of the free lance is more heterogeneous, as the name and common characteristic indi- cate. Often they gather, in groups particularly at college events in order to assert their independence. Again the next time they are likely to make a raid, as true free lance conquistadors. Intellectually, they fall into classes determined by the degree to which they aspire, namely, A.lVI., absolutely marve1ous:lVI.D moderately dumb, and A.B., altogether beautiful. The absolutly marvelous Junior College girl is a vertable paradox, aftermbeing known as a member of one of the classes just described. But just as surely as her wave is permanent, when her rhetoric theme is read runs in marvelous liquid diction through the rapids and ov- er the falls. The moderat. ly dumb girl is a.lready cut out to be either awife or an instructor, for she always answers a question in class with another question: What was the question? or It is such and such a way---is it notn The third class ofthe Junior College girl is extinct. 5

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TI-IE JUNIOR COLLEGE ONVAISSA :ga-.5-L:q.L.-.4I.v.. - ,, ., , Y l ,, ,, ,gl ,M ,LY K Y a SIEBERT Sc FORD LABORATORIES We pay highest prices for stray cats and dogs. Buy direct from us and be sure of the best quality of sausage. RIP AND SCORCH CLEANERS Let us Edwardricate and Arn your best clothes. You will never recognize them as your own. 1 MATRIMONIAL EXPERTS We succeed where you have failed. Send for our booklet, HlVIoonlight' ', con- taining numerous poses of the authors in actual experiences. J. VVood and I VVouldn't. SHURKENS POWDER CO. We carry a full line of face powder, gun powder, and roach powder. Let us rid your home of pests. We have pow- Q dered charcoal in jet, suede, and airedale for colored patrons. ' ft' I. I e 1-'Q gl , l rii I .1 , I 7 l J' l WISDOM Sz STONE CANDY KITCHEN A full line of sweetness. Kisses our specialty. All flavors, two sizes, and three temperatures: hot, cold, and indilIerent. Free samples any time. GIBSON'S scHooL OF JAZZ Play some instrument. Buy a saxaphone or other stringed foot-agitator. Be the bane of your neighbors. My shortcut to success by injection of jazzmania produc- ing saxophobia and Hddleosmia is now being used with good results. .XV EPITAPH POET If you don't believe it read this: There was a young girl from Wehawkin, From morn' till night she,d be talkin' 5 A slip of her tongue one day punchered A her lung, At her tombstone now they,re gawkinf Fred Davis. I .QE If I ,aj .lil . 5 I ISENBURG'S BOOK OF PEDIGREED BUNK. A book of stale humor. A rare collec- tion of antiques. This book of jokes, in- cluding myself, guaranteed to make you groan. Send two bits in postage stamps for YOUR copy. PUBLISHED DAILY . 56 -