Kansas City Kansas Community College - Owaissa Yearbook (Kansas City, KS)

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A CLASS in PETOLOGY One by one the petologists drifted into 308. Hand in hand, arm in arm they came, chatting and laughing like Larters in a cabin. Karl and Ruth strolled in and perched on a window sill. Ralph and Ruth entered and soughtha dark corner. Jessie Belle and Alan meandered up to the front of the room and roosted on the Doctor,s desk. Thus the cream of the Junior College churned into the room. c As, the fifth hour bell rang the professor arose, assumed a maron-like grin that was intended to be reassuring, and began, The--ah--subject for'-er-toda.y's discussion is-ah--Do married men make the best husbands? Let me tell, chimed in Nlrs. Kasper, I ought to--H No you don't, from Earl Holmes, it takes a man to answer that. Yes, yes,, Hacquiesced the instructor, you tell us, J.,B. ,, Well, meditated Jessie B. D., I think every girl should own her own skates. B H ' - I Stopl slfouted Nlac, a man's car is his castle and besides---. But Ruth stopped him with a wave ot ther hand and contributed, I never carried skates and l'm not---.H b ' What'ssyour phone numberfw demanded Don. To get i-back to the question, interposed Brandy with a scorntul look at Sortor, who was attempting to hold I-lelen's hand, I think that a handsome man belongs to Society as a whole and he should consider it his duty to ---- U So's your wild oats, from White, who was purple with rage from Pinkey's black looks. I 5 , That's right, insisted a voice from the back of the room, The Larters and Del Phis should have the advantages of chaperonesf' ' V l object, stormed Flanigan as he jumped to his neighbor's feet. f State your objectionsf, ' ' Nliss Smith winked at the professor. l ask you as man to Fisher--is that nice? ' Louder,'and funnier, cried Wilson from the chandelier. . V. That only goes to show, , iphilosophised Gainey, There ain't no justicef' . lt can actually be put into figures, contributed Dillon as he popped his head through the s.1OOf,s , ' . Don't get confectionatefdimpled Mildred as she dropped her eyes to the floor. - 1 A r Tallie caught them on the rebound and remarked, Why not untangle them, now? ' . V - r s Gentlemen, Gentlemenfwadmonished the instructor, we have deviated. So did Kenneth, which only goes to show that a date in a coupeis worth two in --ff 5 1, That7s right, a neolithic lover didn't have a davenport--but his dinosaur ,knew the way home, supplied Sparkie. Rememder your lab work on osculatory reaction., childrenf' reminded the the prof as he took out his notebook and opened the lecture. 60

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AN ATROCIOUS ATTEMPT Jack Wood and D. LaVerne got together one day and the following phonetic crime was perpetrated: A Alan's alarming antics antagonize all artists. Beautiful Bernadine baffles hashful boys. Capricious Carl cuts class continually. Debonaire Donald decoys dainty Dumb Doras. Envious Earl expectorates excessively Foolish Francis fools, feeds, forgets, foppish feminines. Grace Gallivants gregariously, gunning gracious gentlemen. Handsome l-larry's habits have hindered his heavenly hasperations. a ' lndelihle ink if imhihed indiscretely is irksome. Jealous Jasper jumps jerkily. Kimoaoed Ku Kluxers kill knock kneed kakeeaters. Lengthly Louise looks lady-like. Q Manly Nlarvin mocks mushy maidens. I No, no, not now. naughty, naughty, Naylor. Owlish Owsley objects on obstreperous occasions. - -. Pretty Pauline's petting proves Peerless' perfection. Qualified quacks quash quinquennial quinsy. Roland Rexroth ruthlessly rushes Ruth. Shy Schlappi shuns sentimental sisters. Thelma thinks Troup takes the tan tomatoes. Unruly undies unite unequally. Vivacious Velma vamps various victims. Wild William wilfully Woos willing women. Xerxes xalographs xylophO112S. Yousel Zealous zoologists zoolate zipping zigzag ZCb1 5S-

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DIARY The following notes are somawhat of a puzzle to the staff One day when the printer was yelping madly for copy and snone w'as forthcoming one of the scribes saw some papers fluttering out over the campus. On picking them up she found the following items on them. The scribe believing that the diary might belong to some freshman who needed it badly, tried to find the owner and solicited the aid of Charlie Brenneisen, Norman Sortor, and K. Smith, but the owner could not be found. If the loser wants the notes again he can have them by calling at the print shop and identifying them. I IVIonday. No lessons prepared. Looks like a good week. Saw Velma today, . ounce by ounce, pound by pound, day by day, etc. Brandy delivers ora- tion on sense ofduty. To the opirawith I-Ienretta. A good date to take home. Debate tonight. Jack lVIyers quotes list of 25 names for hours. Home with Dot Emerson. Saved two gallons of gas. 1 I Tuesday. Larters thrown out of Art again. Saw Paul Goodwin on 12 street. Nlargaret Naylor wants to go to basketball game. Busy of course. Itlank Kassel thinks. Anna Lynn Dean speaks to me again. Coupe date with Edna Wood ---- She's all right. p , Wednesday Wotta hangover. Rode to school in Dillons new sedan. Anatomy class cutting up again. Somebody fishy about it. Cut English Lit. today. Dan .Wilson cant play golf. . VV ent to Peacock dance. I-Iad a flat tire. Home at 10:30. There aint no justice. Thursday. Delphias lose bowling match, thereby proving their inferiority of brawn as well as brain. Date with Lelia Keller. Art Jones was right. Studied' Aenead for moral value. Studied Odyssey for moral value Studied Alcestis for moral value. And so on f ar into the night. Friday. Riley on fifth applesause spree of week. Nlarvin and Dan sit in audi- torium. Spring has come. Tried to get Dillon to tell me what was in my unknown. Said, None of your Bismuth . Ate lemon pie at Polly'S. Wonder why she chose lemon. ' Saturday Slept till noon. Took a bath. Had a blind date. It was Dixie Allen. Oh well. Was high toned by Ruth Stewart, she had a new hat. I'Iepp changes girls again. Heavy sugar. Played tennis with Margaret Beau- mont. No love set. Sunday. Walked to Sunday school with J. B. Sat through church service with I-Iildreth Black, didnt hurt me. Invited to dinner by Dorothy Seitz. Went to the Newman matinee with Iona Klock. Took Mary Frush tS'young peoples meeting. Got her to read True Stories and slipped out. lVIrs. Kasper aud Nlrs. Tanner with husbands filled my pew so I cut church to go riding with Thelma. Good barbecue at Lawrence. And tomorrow starts another week. ' I ' 59 I 9