Kansas City Kansas Community College - Owaissa Yearbook (Kansas City, KS)

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AN ATROCIOUS ATTEMPT Jack Wood and D. LaVerne got together one day and the following phonetic crime was perpetrated: A Alan's alarming antics antagonize all artists. Beautiful Bernadine baffles hashful boys. Capricious Carl cuts class continually. Debonaire Donald decoys dainty Dumb Doras. Envious Earl expectorates excessively Foolish Francis fools, feeds, forgets, foppish feminines. Grace Gallivants gregariously, gunning gracious gentlemen. Handsome l-larry's habits have hindered his heavenly hasperations. a ' lndelihle ink if imhihed indiscretely is irksome. Jealous Jasper jumps jerkily. Kimoaoed Ku Kluxers kill knock kneed kakeeaters. Lengthly Louise looks lady-like. Q Manly Nlarvin mocks mushy maidens. I No, no, not now. naughty, naughty, Naylor. Owlish Owsley objects on obstreperous occasions. - -. Pretty Pauline's petting proves Peerless' perfection. Qualified quacks quash quinquennial quinsy. Roland Rexroth ruthlessly rushes Ruth. Shy Schlappi shuns sentimental sisters. Thelma thinks Troup takes the tan tomatoes. Unruly undies unite unequally. Vivacious Velma vamps various victims. Wild William wilfully Woos willing women. Xerxes xalographs xylophO112S. Yousel Zealous zoologists zoolate zipping zigzag ZCb1 5S-

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A CLASS in PETOLOGY One by one the petologists drifted into 308. Hand in hand, arm in arm they came, chatting and laughing like Larters in a cabin. Karl and Ruth strolled in and perched on a window sill. Ralph and Ruth entered and soughtha dark corner. Jessie Belle and Alan meandered up to the front of the room and roosted on the Doctor,s desk. Thus the cream of the Junior College churned into the room. c As, the fifth hour bell rang the professor arose, assumed a maron-like grin that was intended to be reassuring, and began, The--ah--subject for'-er-toda.y's discussion is-ah--Do married men make the best husbands? Let me tell, chimed in Nlrs. Kasper, I ought to--H No you don't, from Earl Holmes, it takes a man to answer that. Yes, yes,, Hacquiesced the instructor, you tell us, J.,B. ,, Well, meditated Jessie B. D., I think every girl should own her own skates. B H ' - I Stopl slfouted Nlac, a man's car is his castle and besides---. But Ruth stopped him with a wave ot ther hand and contributed, I never carried skates and l'm not---.H b ' What'ssyour phone numberfw demanded Don. To get i-back to the question, interposed Brandy with a scorntul look at Sortor, who was attempting to hold I-lelen's hand, I think that a handsome man belongs to Society as a whole and he should consider it his duty to ---- U So's your wild oats, from White, who was purple with rage from Pinkey's black looks. I 5 , That's right, insisted a voice from the back of the room, The Larters and Del Phis should have the advantages of chaperonesf' ' V l object, stormed Flanigan as he jumped to his neighbor's feet. f State your objectionsf, ' ' Nliss Smith winked at the professor. l ask you as man to Fisher--is that nice? ' Louder,'and funnier, cried Wilson from the chandelier. . V. That only goes to show, , iphilosophised Gainey, There ain't no justicef' . lt can actually be put into figures, contributed Dillon as he popped his head through the s.1OOf,s , ' . Don't get confectionatefdimpled Mildred as she dropped her eyes to the floor. - 1 A r Tallie caught them on the rebound and remarked, Why not untangle them, now? ' . V - r s Gentlemen, Gentlemenfwadmonished the instructor, we have deviated. So did Kenneth, which only goes to show that a date in a coupeis worth two in --ff 5 1, That7s right, a neolithic lover didn't have a davenport--but his dinosaur ,knew the way home, supplied Sparkie. Rememder your lab work on osculatory reaction., childrenf' reminded the the prof as he took out his notebook and opened the lecture. 60