Kansas City College of Pharmacy - Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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Q. . X. .If 'z I 2 M -'FF 1: :EI is i l . I 8 3 l 4 5 ii I I I 55 El -1 :r: Z O no -1 P so 6 A. G. MCPIIQE, President S. L. RANDOLPH, Secrctarg JOE BAILEY, V ice-Prcxvidmxt VV. S. Amos, Trca,vm'er THE MCPIKE DRUG COMPANY XVHOLESALE DRUGGISTS AND IMPORTERS KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI Di.v1f7'ibuz'0r.r for u HEART OF AMERICA PACKAGE I INE JOHNSON S CANDX FAULTLESS RUBBER GOODS ANSO FILMS AND KODAKS IVe Ufzslz the Gmduatmg Class of 1928 cz Tferv Prosperouy Future MCPIKE DRUG COMPANY . . i 1 I 1 i .4 .- 7 f Y I K' , 1 1 '1 X . . , If .f , i ' J I. 1 1 X A' -. i x X 7 x 1' - Q ' ' 1- 1 ' Qi? M 4 ,-5, ff I77I

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- A ..,,.--.-.-..-. . , .,7,, - . .,M. .- - . 1 ' Fa at fl H ll E. gk Q! B E 5 i xii gi gi , N I . 1 Y il The Mortar Staff has decided to give a no act drama entitled, The Wfay of f QT All Trashf, featuring our own Jasper. The theme of the drama is: Jasper, a fa s nice quiet lad, whose desire for adventure has enabled many a sun to burn his W skin. It tells of his forefathers and incidentally, foremothers, as African explorers. 1 It then goes on to show how jasper finally became a college clean-out, and burn-up. Q -4 - - vw . Customer: ' Can you give me change for a LllIT1C?' 1' . ' 1 Gullic: Sure, and I hope you enjoy the sermon. A Junior is a fellow who waits for a Freshman to come along and push the f y revolving door. fl I ' :S l all lf 1 SENDOL ff Sedative 1 1 1 1 1 1 Diuretic 1 1 1 1 1 1 Stimulative . . it 5 . 1 I Good Prof! for the Druggzsf 1 Nfl N f :Ig l qi A happy K. C. C. P. Freshman walked into a drug store and asked for a l mild milkshake without any flavor. ' VVhat Havor do you want it 'without'? said the congenial waiter. li VV hat kinds have you P returned the Freshman, sensing the humor. Oh, chocolate, cherry, pineapple and vanilla. ' 1 Well, make mine 'without' chocolatef' came the reply. E E A minute or two later the waiter came back to the booth grinning from ear to ear. 'Tm sorry, old man, he said, but We are out of chocolate. - if i i Prof. Gustafson Cafter lecturej : f'For tomorrow, boys, take arsenic. I 2 Q33 X 197 1 I 9 2 8 A WW -- A V . , do as - --. . l76I

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4 ,X s if .Q e he v CLASS DISTINCTION. VVhen the class bell rings. the Fresh- men jump and run up to class. The juniors get up, stretch, and slowly walk up to class. The Senior just sits there. SCHOOL SONGS. MI-loses. Just Another Day VVasted Away. N ff 'K ,,rsm-fi-1'fssw. f91t-.'-lfzavlsw.-. fi-m 'z!Q.. .C vi' lx'IARTIN,S RESTAURANT Broiled Steaks and Chops The Best of Foods NQxT1oR..xL ' assrfximmr l ASSOCIATION Y? 1005 East Thirty-first St. Kansas City, Mo. Safety for Your Sai'ing.v GREAT SOUTHERN SAVINGS X LOAN ASSOCIA- TION OF BIISSOURI I. C. Lvons, Manager Vi. 2484 404 Bonlils Bldg. Prof. Gustafson: VV hat is the pro- cess which produces a dense white cloud? Addleman: The dropping of a girls compact. STUDENTS PRAYER. Now I set me down to sleep, I pray my neighbor the notes to keep. l Lx . , 78