Kansas City College of Pharmacy - Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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- A ..,,.--.-.-..-. . , .,7,, - . .,M. .- - . 1 ' Fa at fl H ll E. gk Q! B E 5 i xii gi gi , N I . 1 Y il The Mortar Staff has decided to give a no act drama entitled, The Wfay of f QT All Trashf, featuring our own Jasper. The theme of the drama is: Jasper, a fa s nice quiet lad, whose desire for adventure has enabled many a sun to burn his W skin. It tells of his forefathers and incidentally, foremothers, as African explorers. 1 It then goes on to show how jasper finally became a college clean-out, and burn-up. Q -4 - - vw . Customer: ' Can you give me change for a LllIT1C?' 1' . ' 1 Gullic: Sure, and I hope you enjoy the sermon. A Junior is a fellow who waits for a Freshman to come along and push the f y revolving door. fl I ' :S l all lf 1 SENDOL ff Sedative 1 1 1 1 1 1 Diuretic 1 1 1 1 1 1 Stimulative . . it 5 . 1 I Good Prof! for the Druggzsf 1 Nfl N f :Ig l qi A happy K. C. C. P. Freshman walked into a drug store and asked for a l mild milkshake without any flavor. ' VVhat Havor do you want it 'without'? said the congenial waiter. li VV hat kinds have you P returned the Freshman, sensing the humor. Oh, chocolate, cherry, pineapple and vanilla. ' 1 Well, make mine 'without' chocolatef' came the reply. E E A minute or two later the waiter came back to the booth grinning from ear to ear. 'Tm sorry, old man, he said, but We are out of chocolate. - if i i Prof. Gustafson Cafter lecturej : f'For tomorrow, boys, take arsenic. I 2 Q33 X 197 1 I 9 2 8 A WW -- A V . , do as - --. . l76I

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I V s ,A fm .Q , r ' ,L ,, 1 I .. . .iii f if s T H E M 0 R T A R t V . in-'uf ' i I . ' v ' N 4 v 4- H ' ' N ffm w This Red Diamond trade V vc' B mark is a guarantee that the f 2 Xxx product on which it appears N . . . ' N is backed by an organization ', l with the reputation for qual- N ity since 1889. I I. N a , va. fhe Mechanicold Soda Foun- . tains, Red Diamond Gas, N 1 e Superior and Magic Car- ' l bonators and Syrupoids, the new fountain flavors, are 1 Butter cream d d 0 t d b f. l centeracovered ma e an guaran ee 5 it .5 with caramel, It .E peanuts and -E chocolate. 1 I I - I I I I C 'lf gy CARBQNI p pi v ll CORPORATION I Chicago, Illinois : 'CROBBING THEMSELV ES Ba is i i X. g .f t 5, b Qll the lielwspaperis thesf days are full of accounts of Q- ti. 'iff 'j l,,'f t ' om mg, 10 ups an simi ar items about people being ' If -' ' , . 'Q' I A 1 ll robbed.. by as 5 hi ll Chicago seems to be the center of activity of this I ' A' . ff- i kind. That is easy enough-we can stay away from J I E 'i gl, Chicago. 1, 'tj p if Of course, every one of us would like to see the p 1 , authorities put an end to this robbery and pillage. But -0 ' 3 it on the the other hand when we come right down to it- ' ,I all that we ever lose through robberies by thugs and gunmen and other underworld charac- '- ters doesift amount to one-half of one per cent as much as the amount we lose lily robbing 1 ,ourse ves. 'L No-we don't lake out our gms --point them in our own faces-pull the money from 'E our own pockets, as the above illustration shows. But-we do rob ourselves just as thor- oughly and completely as if we carried out this operation and handed our money to the A 1 waiting thug. f I am speaking of all of us. You know your case and I know mine. I do not believe any ' instances are necessary. ' NVhen a retail druggist can buy staple, national advertised, fast moving merchandise ten ' U per cent less from the Hamilton Xlfholesale Drug Company than from the old line jobber, E 1 isn't he robbing himself to pay the higher price? And isn't he robbing himself by patronizing 1- i them when he knows that if they had their way about it, no retail druggist would ever get the E ten per cent discount which we allow? h , This issue of the bulletin contains item after item which can be purchased at a cash ' 1 discount of ten per cent-in addition to the free goods offered. This will make you a good many dollars. VVe can't stop the gunmen. VVe can stop robbing ourselves. Don't rob 5 yourself-take advantage of a ten per cent Hamilton offer. I HAMILTON WHOLESALE DRUG COMPANY Ni Qi 1801 Vkfyandotte Street. Kansas City, Missouri .GSA ttf' i 5 G- I 75 I

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Q. . X. .If 'z I 2 M -'FF 1: :EI is i l . I 8 3 l 4 5 ii I I I 55 El -1 :r: Z O no -1 P so 6 A. G. MCPIIQE, President S. L. RANDOLPH, Secrctarg JOE BAILEY, V ice-Prcxvidmxt VV. S. Amos, Trca,vm'er THE MCPIKE DRUG COMPANY XVHOLESALE DRUGGISTS AND IMPORTERS KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI Di.v1f7'ibuz'0r.r for u HEART OF AMERICA PACKAGE I INE JOHNSON S CANDX FAULTLESS RUBBER GOODS ANSO FILMS AND KODAKS IVe Ufzslz the Gmduatmg Class of 1928 cz Tferv Prosperouy Future MCPIKE DRUG COMPANY . . i 1 I 1 i .4 .- 7 f Y I K' , 1 1 '1 X . . , If .f , i ' J I. 1 1 X A' -. i x X 7 x 1' - Q ' ' 1- 1 ' Qi? M 4 ,-5, ff I77I