Kansas City College of Pharmacy - Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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y. Q. Q Iii li 1 eip. 4 I N3 l iz N 5, 7 if Q: .I I li at gf gl I 4 I 4 . If 1 I . E 1 ll ia, K K ,l I Fl 3:51 , T 1-1 E M 0 R T A R United States representative rode out. It was our own L. Banks and 'he turned out to be as good a bull throWer as he had been at school. Next I went to San Francisco. On my visit to Oakland as soon as I got off the ferry I saw John Maloney. He was throwing rocks at sea gulls. He said his regular occupation was operating the fog horn but there was no fog so he was enjoying himself. There was a convention of the N..A.. R. D. to be held the next week in 'Tulsa, Oklahoma. so there I went. While making the trip I stopped at Salt Lake City and met Louis Gardner, who also was on his way to the meeting. He was traveling in the interest of the N. A. R. D. as an expert on store management. From Tulsa I started for Topeka, Kansas, but lost my way and was forced to land in the first field I came to that looked good for a landing. I asked a couple of men, who were passing in a car and looked like native sons of Oklahoma, for some directions. As luck would have it they turned out to be R. Jackson and M. Hamous. They were dressed in hunting clothes and had some very dangerous and oddlooking instru- ments with them. They said they were whale hunting. In Topeka there was a big political convention in progress and the big politician was Hugo Brackman. Although a Missourian he seemed to be a favorite of the Kansans. It was due to the bill he was attempting to put through the legislature. It was to let the United States join Kansas. I wished him luck but was a little skeptical about the bill passing. NVhile in Topeka I heard of a small Kansas town noted for its drug store. It was claimed to be the only drug store in the United States that did not handle a full line of hardware and automobile accessories. Natur- ally I wished to see the store and made a special trip there. The owner was W. Goodwin, one of the few who had stayed with his profession. I went back to Kansas City happy then for I had seen all my old college mates and it made me feel glad that they were all doing so well. To all I gave a cordial invitation to return to Kansas City to visit me and also the Whitneys, who aresituated in a fine new building, over- looking the campus of Lincoln and Lee University. WOOD. THE END , gsm

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