Kansas City College of Pharmacy - Yearbook (Kansas City, MO)

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If H E M Q R T A R Fjiq :I l 1 : 7 N 1 1 9 D if , A Freshman s Paradise lj CAS seen by a Freshmanj N I :L F orever keep your bone-encased vacuums smothered with the Senior caps. Smile at your peril, you unwashed babes, anywhere at any time. N Q A I : R emember, you idiots, no assembling in public or private places. fl E ach time when in me presence of the LORDLY PRESHMAN CLASS , V humbly bend your knees and press the buttons on your caps. S tay away from all places of amusement-poolhalls, shows, hot-dog stands and confectioneries shall not be contaminated with your lousy , - - presence. j H ave no fiirtations with Lady Nicotine, and be ye governed by Senator V ' Volstead. E ! l l M oreover, do not dress like your betters, the Freshmen. Such stylish ' clothing as red neckties and wide-bottomed trousers, shall be abandoned forever by you good for nothing Seniors. 1 A i . 3 itil E ach of you creeping atoms of low life humanity found in the company Nil of the fairer sex, of any tint, dimensions, age, or with any deformities, PM shall be submerged in a seething vat of boiling oil. N ever be caught within three blocks of school without your caps, money, 'U N I3 F? cn O v-1 P14 rv CD on O 'D Y' DP' Z3 D. 93 PY Pi. E 5 co rn 71' fo fe 'U '4 O C v-1 va D' :. FT vi O B N D D. '4 O G' v-1 I3 O cn fb va 'ls between the covers of your Arny. .. il S if 1 THE EXPERIENCE OF ANY K. Cf C. P. FRESHMAN. You see a beautiful girl walking down the street. She is, of course, feminine. If she is singular you become nominat-ive. You walk across to her, changing to the verbal, ,and then becoming dative. If she is not I objective you become plural. You walk home together. Her mother ... U5 N 0 fi s: U3 93 Cf. 4 9 N :s ci. -4 o c: o- Q fl o E3 N B 'o N P1 93 ::'. 4 P 'III 0 F1 o' V1 o F? 5' N V1 5. N ::s F-41 :s Q. Q 21. :1 5. Q .1 1, N article. You walk in and sit down. You talk of the future and she l changes the subject. The subject, of course, is understood. You kiss her A if! and she becomes objective. Her father becomes present and you become ' E passive. l Q ,-is, . QF-yy -5 - l5ll

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