Kane Area High School - Hurri Kane Yearbook (Kane, PA)

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Senior The class of 1960 held its twenty-fifth annual reunion at Crater Inn on the moon, United States Territory. The classmates flew there by way of Missile Space Lines, except for Gary Meckley, who came via pole vault. Since Gary learned the art of pole vaulting, he hasn,t considered any other means of transportation. Our ship was piloted by John Carlson with Nancy Schlopy and Sandy Sprester as stewardesses. John and Susie Kibbie acted as our host and hostess for the occasions. George and Danette Saivey and Dave and Marilyn Blackmore acted as our co- hosts. George still breaks his glasses, but now he has Danette to fix them for him. Janet Swan- son and Sandy Thorsten, famous New York fashion designers, were there wearing their latest creations, and as a present to the class of 1960, they designed a special outfit for everyone there. Frank Reigel, Don Williamson, and Bud Harris, star professional basketball players, had a very interesting discussion with their managers Bill Hutchins and Larry Ashbaugh. Winston Neal of the Harlem Globe Trotters also accom- panied the boys. Winston was recently picked as All-American basketball player of the year by Sports Illustrated. Cary Harriger, who was formerly a criminal lawyer, is now our newly elected President of the United States of America ton EarthJ. He and his secretary, John Gatewood, didnlt waste any time on the trip, as they supplemented their duties by discussing the lumber problem on Earth with Jack Ryding, Mike Johnston, and Ken Fre- dell, forest rangers of high standing. The Presi- dentis personal physician Charles Pierce and his medical secretary Elaine Erickson also accom- panied the President on the trip. We heard that Elaine has the entire air force baby sitting for her while she is away. Also with President Har- riger came his own private nurse, Carol Esh- baugh. Carol just finished studying nursing in Europe and now accompanies the President wherever he goes. In the Dear Abbvl' column this week, Linda Baker announced that a couple of her old school chums had been doing pretty well for themselves. Barb Shaw has recently been chosen Miss Uni- verse and received as her prize a free trip on the Hrst rocket ship to Mars, which will be leaving next week. Roger Imbrogno, who still hates women,', has been voted Mr. America. Carl Homan has mended his Ways and has become the first district attorney on the moon. He is constantly opposing the famous defense lawyer, Jack Crowley-now that Carl has finally won an argument with Robbie. Tom Brinkley and Phil Carlson are still feeling the effects of the Senior Class Play of 1959, with Tom digging the Panama Canal and Phil still feeling the effects of the elderberry wine. Bill and Linda Leone were lucky enough to get Ed Bauer to baby sit for them so they could come to the reunion. They told Ed that he could bring a friend so he wouldnit get lonesome, so Ed brought his cat, which he named Baaaby.', Nancy Bizzak and Nita Clawges have opened a soda fountain on the Moon. Their specialty, which they call the Earthshine Flip, has be- come famous all over the Universe. This is simi- lar to the good old-fashioned banana split on Earth. Judy and Joyce Lias have just hired two new beauticians, Karen Shaffer and Ann Anderson for their Hollywood beauty salon. Their first cus- tomer was Mary Vito, who had her long hair cut. Also in Hollywood news is Tom Brown, who has taken over Walt Disneyis place as world famous cartoonist. You,ve probably seen his latest movie Little Red Rocket Shipf, In the music world we have Alex Connelly and Rose Marie Ferraro sing- ing in the MET. Also, Alex is kept busy giving oratorical lessons to the head men of the world. The Anderson Trio, Bill, Dick, and Larry, accom- panied by Sukey Snapp, are the latest Hollywood recording stars. Carol Ralston has won fame as the first girl soloist with the Marine Band. We all remember her musical accomplishments in high school. On the Way up from Earth, our rocket ship was stopped by Bill Cook, space cop, for speed- ing. We were going 800 miles per hour in a 700 mile per hour speed zone. If Bill hadn't happened to glance at his speedometer when he passed us, he might not have noticed. Carol Landfair, with the help of Vic Barn- hart as advertising manager, is now editor of Glamour. John Peterson is car1'ying on the Peterson name in his father's business, with much needed assistance from Jim Nelson and Bob Myers. Judy Johnson has finally proved Einsteinis theory a fake, and is now trying to prove it to Monty, who doesn,t believe her. Monty is still mad because she took all his paper in trig and solid classes when she was a senior.

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Accept the long-awaited diploma. janet B. Swanson General Hurri-Kane 4, Hi-Life 4, Student Council 4, F.H.A. 3, 4, Usherettes 4, Thcspian 2, In- tramurals 2, 3, 4. Keith W. Swanson General Intramurals 2, 3, 4. Larry A. Swanson General Intramurals 2, Rifle Club 4. Lynda L. Swanson Classical Hurri-Kane 4, Hi-Life 3, 4, Library As- sistants 2, 4, Phy-Chy 4, Chorus Mary Louise Swanson General Hurri-Kane 3, 4, Hi-Life 4, Usherettes 3, 4, Chorus 2, 3, Band 2, Intramurals 2, 3. Sandra E. Thorsten General Hurri-Kane 4, Hi-Life 4, F.H.A. 3, 4, Usherettes 4, Thespian 2, 4, Chorus 2, Intra- murals 2, 3, 4. Richard M. Uplinger Scientific Phy-Chy 3, 4, Intramurals 2, Football 2, Rifle Club 4. Mary L. Vito Clerical Hi-Life 4, Library Assistants 2, Chorus 2, 3, Color Guard 3, 4. Alverda E. Weaver General Library Assistants 2, 3, Thespian 2, 3, Chorus 2, Intramurals 2, 3. H. jane Wiggins General Hurri-Kane 3, Student Council 2, F. H. A. 3, 4, Usherettes 3, 4, Chorus 2, Intramurals 2. Natalie Whittemore General Donald A. Williamson Scientific Student Council 2, 3, 4, S. C. President 4, Varsity Club 4, Phy-Chy 4, Chorus 2, 3, 4, Basketball 2, 3, 4, Football 3, Track 2, 3, 4, Boys Ensemble 2, 3, 4. M. Donna Zampogna General Hurri-Kane 2, 3, 4, Library Assistants 4, Chorus 2, 3, Co-lorguard 3. 27

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Prophecy Frank McGinty has now become a pharma- cist and has a chain of drug stores all across the United States. Now he is thinking of putting one, or maybe a dozen stores, on the moon. Mary jean Henle has finally achieved her dream of marrying a six-foot five doctor, and she now has three little basketball plavers running around the house. jackie and Karen Beatty were the first T.V. repair women to achieve fame. Lois Bilicic is still trying to figure out how she got so small in the 1960 Hurri-Kane, and why the picture didnit come out right. But, come to think of it, those physics books were pretty big. Art Prindle has returned as principal of old Kane High with Judi Rose as his secretary. Mari- lyn Boddorf is teaching Latin at Kane High now, and Donna Saulsgiver has taken over Mrs. T's old job. Sandy Smith has Miss Hiltyis job as Hurri-Kane adviser and still hasnit been able to find an aspirin that will cure all of the Hurri-Kane headaches. They all report that the old school just isnit the same any more without Mr. Van Ormer and Miss Bollinger. Sandi Garris, Joyce Crandinetti, and Mary Lou Harlan have just returned from honeymoon trips around the world. They were able to make the reunion just in time, which gave them a chance to show off their newest husbands. From the last report Tom Beer, Ed Emer, Tom Dolan, Don Lundeen, Ted Nelson and joe Streit are still trying to figure out a way to graduate without doing any studying. Dick Uplinger is still commuting to johnson- burg and Gene Carlson is putting his good mem- ory to use by remembering girls' phone numbers -especially Gayle Rathbunis. The most shocking news that we heard was that Larry Swanson had his red hair insured with Lloyd,s of London which is still as famous as ever and is still going strong. Chris Bucheit is playing the organ in St. Peteris Cathedral in Rome with Frank, her brother, pumping it for her. Larry Conquer is sitting home trying to figure out a question that will stump Mr. Car- son. He should have come and talked to Io Ann Ennis, she used to think of some pretty good questions back in Chief's psychology class. Dan Counts, jerry F ederko, jack Stakely, Lloyd Irwin, Ed Anderson, Tom Okruch, and joe Bouch are still getting over the effects of the senior class trip to Washington, D. C., but they felt well enough organized to come and see their old classmates again. Ronnie Peterson had to cancel his archaeological trip to Egypt, to hunt for pieces to add to his private museum, to attend the reunion. He thought maybe he could pick up some rare specimens on the moon. To add to the entertaimnent, Frank Muisiner brought his ham radio outfit so that we wouldnit miss any Earth news. At last reports Marilyn Peterson is still riding around in that white convertible. Bob Reigel and Dick Ryan have finally emerged from their shells and become famous civic leaders. Bob is the burgess of Kane and we hear he really has the town hopping. Dick, the justice of the Peace, reports that there are more marriages than ever in Pennsylvania. Shirley Peterson is happily married and is now on her honeymoon in Cuba. The last we heard, Dave Saf is still hunting. but what for, we do not know. Maybe it is Ed Campbell. Ed hasnit been seen since he was washed out by the Kinzua Dam. joe Sirianni has a prettv good jewel racket going for himself in New York. Carol Stockton came to the reunion by way of her faithful green convertible. Sue Bradybaugh is now an artist, doing por- traits of Brenda Law's twins. jane Wiggins is still posing for Lou, often modeling the latest in the line of space suits. The jewett gang has added another first to its list of rapidly growing accomplishments. It has established a colony on the moon. Its mem- bers are Ed Snapp, Keith Swanson, Tom Garell, Barb Forquer, Mary Lou Swanson, Linda Blair, Bonnie Howard and Joanna Burg. Bonnie Hannah. Vondalee Hottel, Pat Geer. Carol Murthough, Sherry Ordiway, Donna Zam- pogna and Ioan Carlson got leaves of absence from their secretarial jobs in the Empire State Building so that they could attend this reunion. After the good secretarial training they received at Kane High, they had no 'trouble whatever getting ahead in the business world. Because of the shortage of nurses on Earth, Sharon Sorokes, Lynda Swanson, Linda Lias, Donna McCauley and Alverda Weaver were not able to attend the reunion. When the reunion was over, we all went home, remembering our wonderful time. Linda Baker promised to let everyone know about it in the Dear Abbyi' column.