Kalona High School - Centerika Yearbook (Kalona, IA)

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+, LN U THE JOKES A negro girl applied for a posi- tion as cook and was asked if she knew how to serve company. “Yess’um, either way.” “RKither way?” gasped the as- tonished mistress. “Yess’um, so’s they’ll again, or so’s they wont.” come jaa! jaa! jaa! ja! j=! jaa! iu! ica! ja! ja! le | Ue | WHEN WILL Marjorie grow taller? Eulah stop talking? Helena stop powdering her nose? Ferne not be industrious ? Edna ever forget to be a good sport? Agnes stop laughing? Arvilla be dignified? Our High School is a winner, The best one in its class; If you want a good education, Better come to C. H. S. Preeteerol. LLLP EE EE A A A) LS AE |) | A) | a eae |) ee AF CENTERIKA AUSUSUSuS eS Lee te ue uc ’ AC) A) A ee SHETLER EIMEN BUICK SALES WHIPPET SERVICE Yours for Crane Service If your car gets unruly and lands you in the ditch just step to the telephone and call for Sam or Roy—no matter which. Telephone 82 Kalona, Iowa GABASAS AS ene tenia Tren eS iS ee ee eer re — =P or = ee ae ee De ee a ee ee ee ee FR =i — ) SLL LS A A SAS LA Se Ae ae ee ea) ea ea — 2) Compliments of the TRIANGLE AUTO SUPPLY CO. IOWA CITY, IOWA Dealers in Nash and Durant Cars Automobile Accessories Telephone 96 Et it Pocket Watch or Wrist Watch? Be sure the watch you give is a TIMEPIECE Elgin, Gruen, Bulova, Illinois, Hamilton and other good watches HANDS SON IOWA CITY f— i ru flonan Tn =n =i —n f= =n Ie Snlanianioni Ye of oe Uc) Uc 3n rn nitnlor = re | Uc Uc uc art nfnrenrenren WE ei L J iy nm nan jUCiuUC p= vc nl any = n — P ee De) ee — nen enenr { re VU —N fn ron a a ee — 5 pa i Ue) Uc ULJju a Ue fn Nl Nl 9 ro Alon CwWOVoC|cCiU ES nls ru = } VI Uc Ai fn Fen ren es uc etn Von % OE OE) EE ORE) A A A EO) A) A () A) %,9 «- 1 CTE Tee THE CENTERIKA (SqUquqlnUelrueteurieuenenciir | ?, LE LL) SE | ED ES Rs ele ay ea. ey a ea: ) ee eae ee ey ea es) ey et ) (A) ( eM oF

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