Kalona High School - Centerika Yearbook (Kalona, IA)

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, OOD ED ED ED 0D ED ( OS A) A) ) A) ED (SIN () Le | |) | | ee ee) ee fl LF A A A A) eI : i te x 0) eee eee mee LE) ES |) ) | |) (ED) |) |) a) | | |) |) ce “T don’t know,” she replied, “I never tried to patch on the sewing machine.” This made him all the more angry and he got so nervous that the patches began to pucker. “Oh! Miranda,” he said, “what makes these patches pucker?” He got very little satisfaction. Mrs. Spiffledinker only replied, “Don’t ask so many questions, my dear.” After breaking four needles he decided he would finish the patching by hand. Tais he did which he called successful. He glanced down and saw several buttons missing. “Well,” he said, “if I can’t patch shirts on the sewing machine, it’ll be mighty funny if I can’t sew on a button with it.” This was too much for Miranda. She slipped up the stairs and laughingly looked down the register at her husband. He sat down again and turning on the current proceeded to sew on a button. “Bang,” went the sewing machine. “Ouch,” went Mr. Spiffledinker. “Oh! Miranda! Miranda! What a life. That needle has gone through my finger. Oh-h-h!” Miranda ran down the stairs, turned off the current, and set her husband free. “Now,” she said, “it’s time for you to go to the barn. It’s the only place for you. From the far distance rang the echo, “I guess Miranda is right.” Lbs A ees ps ” BONES Bones is the lattice work on witch the body grows. If you didn’t have sum bones you would be shaped like a custard pie. If I didn’t have no bones, I wouldn’t have so mutch shape as I now have, and teacher would be pleased but I like to have mo- tion, ’specially in this pay-as-you-enter suit ma bought for me. If my bones was stuck together with wires in the right places, it would make a skeletum. I am mighty glad my skeletum was put on the inside before I was finished, ’cause it looks better there. There is a grate menny different kinds of bones. There is the crazy bone, the wish bone, the soup bone, the trombone, the bone spavin’ and the backbone. The backbone is — the back bone is sit — the backbone is situ — the backbone is sitch- ervated just inside the peel on the other side from the front side and is filled with rubber. The backbone is made up of humps with places in between where the hump is left out. When your skates fly out in front, and you sit down on the ice, one end of the backbone is at the lowest side of the head, if it don’t puch up through, and the other end is at the upper side of the ice. There is another bone called the skull. The skull has humps, too. Sometimes there is branes on the inside of the skull. Bones don’t grow solid like the limbs on a tree, ’cause they have joints. Joints is good things to have in bones. They grease themselves and don’t squeak. The bones that hold your lungs in are called slates. They run around you, east and west. When bones is ground up fine, they make a good fertilizer. It gives me a lone- some, scattered feeling, and brings tears to my eyes to think that I might be used in an onion patch. Some folks, when living, killed every thing they touched, and it wouldn’t be safe to use the bones of them kind of people for vegetables. nate All’! F2. By 3! Even the woodpecker owes his success to the fact he uses his head and keeps pecking away until he finishes the job he starts. Real men are made of what they get out of themselves, and not out of others. LO A A A A A A) ALL |) A Ay | A) eR) RY |) acta mm 0 956 OO OS A) A) ) A (|) A |) A |) eR ee) ea ea ea ) |) |) ER () RR ( ED ( () a ( Om 9% — THE CENTERIKA FURURURUR USL EUR URE U uae ueur rt) Ba a OR ec LL I | EC) ER (| CR (| GER (| (EE (| (| EN |) | |) |) ED (EE) EE |) So (RE |) TE A A A A) A) A) A) A) A AL ( AY) ( I em (056 J | doaseamocssss THE CENTERT A Hee aa LO OO OO A A) A) LC RR | I a (4% i

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+, LN U THE JOKES A negro girl applied for a posi- tion as cook and was asked if she knew how to serve company. “Yess’um, either way.” “RKither way?” gasped the as- tonished mistress. “Yess’um, so’s they’ll again, or so’s they wont.” come jaa! jaa! jaa! ja! j=! jaa! iu! ica! ja! ja! le | Ue | WHEN WILL Marjorie grow taller? Eulah stop talking? Helena stop powdering her nose? Ferne not be industrious ? Edna ever forget to be a good sport? Agnes stop laughing? Arvilla be dignified? Our High School is a winner, The best one in its class; If you want a good education, Better come to C. H. S. Preeteerol. LLLP EE EE A A A) LS AE |) | A) | a eae |) ee AF CENTERIKA AUSUSUSuS eS Lee te ue uc ’ AC) A) A ee SHETLER EIMEN BUICK SALES WHIPPET SERVICE Yours for Crane Service If your car gets unruly and lands you in the ditch just step to the telephone and call for Sam or Roy—no matter which. Telephone 82 Kalona, Iowa GABASAS AS ene tenia Tren eS iS ee ee eer re — =P or = ee ae ee De ee a ee ee ee ee FR =i — ) SLL LS A A SAS LA Se Ae ae ee ea) ea ea — 2) Compliments of the TRIANGLE AUTO SUPPLY CO. IOWA CITY, IOWA Dealers in Nash and Durant Cars Automobile Accessories Telephone 96 Et it Pocket Watch or Wrist Watch? Be sure the watch you give is a TIMEPIECE Elgin, Gruen, Bulova, Illinois, Hamilton and other good watches HANDS SON IOWA CITY f— i ru flonan Tn =n =i —n f= =n Ie Snlanianioni Ye of oe Uc) Uc 3n rn nitnlor = re | Uc Uc uc art nfnrenrenren WE ei L J iy nm nan jUCiuUC p= vc nl any = n — P ee De) ee — nen enenr { re VU —N fn ron a a ee — 5 pa i Ue) Uc ULJju a Ue fn Nl Nl 9 ro Alon CwWOVoC|cCiU ES nls ru = } VI Uc Ai fn Fen ren es uc etn Von % OE OE) EE ORE) A A A EO) A) A () A) %,9 «- 1 CTE Tee THE CENTERIKA (SqUquqlnUelrueteurieuenenciir | ?, LE LL) SE | ED ES Rs ele ay ea. ey a ea: ) ee eae ee ey ea es) ey et ) (A) ( eM oF