Kahoka High School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Kahoka, MO)

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923' fri :swirl 791 eel? . s- f 95332 Qfixig Q 4 7 y 1 tails. - N:-I-A X? A ' 4 .4r'I'??v' 5.154 N, f V .R M rs. Lehman- Weedie, I've told you many times before not to let me find you kissing a man. Weedie- It's your fault, Mother. I asked you not to wear rubber heels. Say, waiter, growled the diner, there isn't a single oyster in this so-called oyster stew. Well, sir, answered the worried waiter, if you ordered cottage pudding, you wouldn't expect to find a cottage in the pudding, would yo11 ? Josephine- Ralph told me last night that he had given me his heart. Dot- Well, it's damaged goods. He told me last week that I had broken it. 'l'he teacher was very much annoyed by the continued mischievousness of one of the boys. At last in exasperation, she exclaimed, Harry, I wish I could be your mother for just about one week. I would rid you of your naughty disposition. Very well, 1 will speak to father about it, was Mr. Mnhrer's cool response. Earnest- Can you keep a secret ? I+'ernc? Yesg but unfortunately, I always tell it to someone who can't. Illanche- Tom's left his rubbers again. I do believe he would leave his head if it W61'e loose. Irene- 1 dare say you're right. He told me yesterday that he was going to Arizona for his lungs. .John Seyb- Don't you feel a little chilly? Do you think you'd better have something around you? Norma- IVell, wait 'til we get a little farther out in the country. Uwner of fishpond tto man who is trespassingJ- lJon't you see that sign, 'No fishing l10l'9?,U Angler- Yes, and I dispute it. There's good fishing here. Look at this stringful. The man must have been mad who put that up. Mabel- Why do you call a fast automobile driver a scorcher? Merle- Because he goes at a hot pace, makes pedestrians boiling mad, warms up the police, gets roasted in court, and calls it a burning shame. Miss Rolle- Why do authors always speak ofa smile creeping over the heroine's face? Ross Losey- Perhaps they're afraid that if it went faster it would kick up a dust. Is the writer of the following advertisement in the Free Press a jilted snitor bent on revenge or merely a great lover of sport? For Exchange-S85 diamond ring for dtruble-barreled shotgun. Mr. Edmonds and Mr. Chapin were waiting for the movies and Mr. Edmonds said, 'tl will ask you a question, and if I can't answer my own question, I will buy the tickets. Then you ask a question, and if you can't answer your question, you buy the tickets. Mr. Chapin agreed to this. Well, M1'. Edmonds said, you have often seen rabbit -dens? How do rabbits dig those dens without leaving any dirt around them? Mr. Chapin confessed, I don't know. That's your question, so answer it. Mr. Edmonds winked, and replied, They begin at the bottom and dig up. But, said Mr. Chapin, how do they get at the bottom to begin ? That's your question, was Mr. Edmonds' rejoinder. Answer it, yourself. Mr. Chapin bought the tickets. Une night last fall Pat Lehman and Emma Soule entered Matti:-k's Cafe' and asked Bus Boone for Something to drink. Pat had a hard time fishing out his change. When the drinks came they had straws in them and Pat and 'Emma proceeded to suck the liquid through the straws as they saw the people around them doing. Pretty soon Emma exclaimed in a rather loud voice, My sucker's broke! Well, you don't need to tell everybody, retorted Pat.

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xv? 4597? ,miiiw 'W-ZW? I Y Y filth-.- 5.54 x?fl P S ' Z V A hmm Mr. Knotts- Did you give Mr. Hollar my message? Marvin- No, sir, he was out and the office was locked. Mr. Knotts- Well, why didn't you wait for him, as I told you? Marvin- There was a notice on the door, saying, 'Return at once,' so I came back as fast as I could. Mr. Edmonds- Now then, Paul, suppose you had two apples and you gave another boy his choice. Youll tell him to take the bigger one, wouldn't you? Paul- No, sir. Mr. Edmonds-- But. why not? Paul L-. 'Twouldn't be necessary. Professor tdiseussing the brainl- Harold, what does your brain do when you want to remember anything? Haroldfnlt tells me to open my book. Dave- I was motoring the other day and I mine to a river, but couldn't3 find any way to get across. Miss Fisher- IVell, what did you do? Dave-- Oh, I just sat down and thought it over. Two Juniors stretched and yawned. What shall we do to-night ? said one. I'll toss up a coin for it, his churn replied. If it's heads we-'ll go to the moviesg if it's tails Weill call on Emily and Willa and if it stands on edge we'll study. lVilla- Oh, Arnold! Hear how the trees moan and sigh. Arnold- I guess, dear, if you were as full of green apples as those trees are, you'd moan and sigh, too. Ruth B.- What happened when your father told your fiance he ought to put something aside for a rainy day? Georgia- A little later, Dad missed his raincoat. John F.- How a1'e you getting along at home while your wife's away? Harry M.- Fineg I've reached the height of efficiency. I can put on my soeks now from either end. Earnest- I really couldn't live without you. You are the-er-very breath of my life. Ferne- Did you ever try holding your breath ? Mrs. Seyb- Why are you late? I-larry K.- I was kicked by a mule. Mrs. Seyb.- It shouldn't have taken you thirtyvone minutes to get kicked by a mule. Harry- Oh, it didn't take long to get kieked, but he kicked me in the wrong direction. Mr. Chapin- Even love is governed by certain scientific laws. By applying Iloyles' law, we find that the harder the pressure, the lower the gas. Isn't that right Mr. Seyb? Letitia-'fDo you like corn on the ear? Marie- I never had one there. I saw a girl on the lawn with stocking on wrong side out., so I turned the hose on her. Miss Fisher- Johnny, why were you tardy? Johnny- The bell rang before I got here. Teacher t to class in Natural Historyl-'Wvhat kinds of birds are most frequently kept in captivity? Jail birds, volunteered Tommy. Mrs. Ball- Aileen, you may leave the jackets on the potatoes for dinner. Charles tlaterl- Mother, did Aileen leave the overalls on the potatoes ?