Kahoka High School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Kahoka, MO)

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923' fri :swirl 791 eel? . s- f 95332 Qfixig Q 4 7 y 1 tails. - N:-I-A X? A ' 4 .4r'I'??v' 5.154 N, f V .R M rs. Lehman- Weedie, I've told you many times before not to let me find you kissing a man. Weedie- It's your fault, Mother. I asked you not to wear rubber heels. Say, waiter, growled the diner, there isn't a single oyster in this so-called oyster stew. Well, sir, answered the worried waiter, if you ordered cottage pudding, you wouldn't expect to find a cottage in the pudding, would yo11 ? Josephine- Ralph told me last night that he had given me his heart. Dot- Well, it's damaged goods. He told me last week that I had broken it. 'l'he teacher was very much annoyed by the continued mischievousness of one of the boys. At last in exasperation, she exclaimed, Harry, I wish I could be your mother for just about one week. I would rid you of your naughty disposition. Very well, 1 will speak to father about it, was Mr. Mnhrer's cool response. Earnest- Can you keep a secret ? I+'ernc? Yesg but unfortunately, I always tell it to someone who can't. Illanche- Tom's left his rubbers again. I do believe he would leave his head if it W61'e loose. Irene- 1 dare say you're right. He told me yesterday that he was going to Arizona for his lungs. .John Seyb- Don't you feel a little chilly? Do you think you'd better have something around you? Norma- IVell, wait 'til we get a little farther out in the country. Uwner of fishpond tto man who is trespassingJ- lJon't you see that sign, 'No fishing l10l'9?,U Angler- Yes, and I dispute it. There's good fishing here. Look at this stringful. The man must have been mad who put that up. Mabel- Why do you call a fast automobile driver a scorcher? Merle- Because he goes at a hot pace, makes pedestrians boiling mad, warms up the police, gets roasted in court, and calls it a burning shame. Miss Rolle- Why do authors always speak ofa smile creeping over the heroine's face? Ross Losey- Perhaps they're afraid that if it went faster it would kick up a dust. Is the writer of the following advertisement in the Free Press a jilted snitor bent on revenge or merely a great lover of sport? For Exchange-S85 diamond ring for dtruble-barreled shotgun. Mr. Edmonds and Mr. Chapin were waiting for the movies and Mr. Edmonds said, 'tl will ask you a question, and if I can't answer my own question, I will buy the tickets. Then you ask a question, and if you can't answer your question, you buy the tickets. Mr. Chapin agreed to this. Well, M1'. Edmonds said, you have often seen rabbit -dens? How do rabbits dig those dens without leaving any dirt around them? Mr. Chapin confessed, I don't know. That's your question, so answer it. Mr. Edmonds winked, and replied, They begin at the bottom and dig up. But, said Mr. Chapin, how do they get at the bottom to begin ? That's your question, was Mr. Edmonds' rejoinder. Answer it, yourself. Mr. Chapin bought the tickets. Une night last fall Pat Lehman and Emma Soule entered Matti:-k's Cafe' and asked Bus Boone for Something to drink. Pat had a hard time fishing out his change. When the drinks came they had straws in them and Pat and 'Emma proceeded to suck the liquid through the straws as they saw the people around them doing. Pretty soon Emma exclaimed in a rather loud voice, My sucker's broke! Well, you don't need to tell everybody, retorted Pat.

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'S' rf- W. ' - xi- '7'T?'7 T VV 5 x 7775 Hardware and Farm Machinery Anything in the Hardware Line will be found here, also STOVES, VEHICLES, FARM MACHINERY PUMPS, WINDWILLS PLUMBING and FURNACES , Woodrull-Seyb Company ..11.-111..1..1...-...--1--.1-11-...1.. Thanking the pupils and faculty of the Kahoka High School for the patronage ex- tended us in the past and hoping I may be favored with a continuance of same, I am Very Respectfully, J. R. VANDOLAH Drugs, Druggist's Sundries Sz School Supplies

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