Kahoka High School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Kahoka, MO)

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X 4 X '? Q 1 i JG' fe4lg' A. mXv:,77E'g, vi' SR 7 1 AM l Q 1- Q Q 5 :FAQ T, F I ' 'TQ 7 E Q 1 A -' .iugxy What do you think of a school girl so modest she won't do Son- Say, Pa, what do yo11 eall a man who drives a ear? Father- It depends on how near he comes to hitting me. Dorothy B.-- Is this color fast and really genuine? Gallant Shop Assistant'- As genuine as the roses in your cheeks. D1mrothy- H'n1-er-show me something else, please. Fair eustouier-- Have you any invisible hair nets? Ulerkf-- Yes, , Customer- Let me see one, please. Miss Fisher- Rena, did you ever eat any tame rabbit? liena- No, but I've eaten domestic-s' hair. .Iohn S.- Of what species of preserved fowl is an expelled eo-ed Y Orval- I'll bite, what is she? John- Canned chicken. Josephine- I was just vaeeinated, and it hurts terribly. Clark tlooking at spotless t1I'Ill1- Xvll0l'LP?', Mr. Edmonds- On what day did Caesar defeat the greatest numbers? Dill!!-H011 examination day. Mule in the barnyard, lazy and slick: Boy with a pin on the end of a stick. Creeps up behind him, quiet as a mouse-- Urepe on the door of the little boy's house. Mrs. Seyb- If l cut a beefsleak in two and then the halves in two, what J1lIll0S-''QllilI'f9l'S. Mrs. Seyb- Good! And then, again? .lanies- Eighths. Mrs. Seyb- All right! And then. again? J ames- Six teenthsf' Zslrs. Seyb-- Exam-tly! And then? Ja Ines- Th irty-second s.' Mrs. Seyb-'tAnd then ? Jaxnes timpatiently J - Hash I Jake Graf- Uh, isn't that water pretty as it flows over the dam? Parson- You should say obstruction, Jake. Dorothy Bebb- How do you like my suit? llarry R.- A beautiful suit: who made it?' Dorothy- Carrie Nation. llarry- Is she a tailor? Dorothy- Yes, she made all the saloon keepers 1-lose. improper fractions. do I get? Clyde B.- lf a man should cut off his knee, where would be go to get another? Miss Fisher- Where ? Clyde- To Africa. Miss Fisher- Why ? Clyde- That's where the ne-groesf' Neva- I wish you'd pay a little attention to what l say. Marvin- l ani, as little as possible. Ruth L.- What do you take for la grippe? Lorena- 1 get it without taking anything.