Kahoka High School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Kahoka, MO)

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T' X 5 ,, 10 xr N :Sf 'YF' 77 QV rr f f I44liHx AIN v 'iii-I9 IW-, ' A e 'i 'Ti-f T. 'Wi WTI ' X-'15 ,NW ' ' 1 . ' N Q 7' C599 ' ' Q at 337 1' ' l Sf 2 ' ,QQXX FUN AND FACTS Miss Fisher fin eookingi-- Helen, I thought you were going to econolnize, and here I find you witl1 both jlllll llllli butter on your bread. Ilelen- Why, of course, Miss Fisher, 0110 piece of bread does for both. Uhapin bought a ticket at Medill and going out on the platform said, How soon does the il'2lI1l start? Why there she goes nomvg you've just missed her. said the tieket agent. Vhapin set out ill pursuit of the train with all his might. ln two or three minutes he eanie trudging baek to 1neet a laughing erowd which had gathered. Well. did you eateh her? said the tieket agent. No, said l'l1apin, but, by jingo. I inade her puff. Mrs. Seyb texplaining tl1e word substitutel- Now pupils. if l'd go down to the store, eall for UIllI1Dll9li'S pork llllll beans and the elerk gave nie Heinze's pork and beans, what would he give me? Roy A.-+ Bette1' beans. Son--- Pa, how do you find the least eonnnon divisor? FilIINTY''G1'ZlI'l0llN. son! Haven't you found that yet? IVe were looking for that when 1 XVPllf to sc-hool. .lohn F.- Last night, I dreamed that I daneed with the prettiest girl at the ball. l'ldna- Did I dance well. Mr. Hollar-- Didn't I tell you to be prepared with your history lesson. and here you are u11able to repeat a li11e of it. Elnier- I didn't tl1i11k it was neeessaryg I have heard that history repeats itself. Miss Rolle- Now, Clark, if you can get that i11 your l1ead you will have the whole thing i11 a nut-shell. Milliner teoaxillglyj- T11e white feather o11 the hat makes Illilllrllll look about twenty- one. Miss Fisher---- XVl1y 11ot put on two or three more? Miss lf'ishe1'- How lllillly skirts ean you get out of a yard? llelenkrlt depends upon whose yard you get into. Arnoldw They say people wl1o live together grow to look alike. Willa-- Then you niust eonsider that I have absolutely refused your proposal. Negro Waitress at Hotel La Plata--f'You all's kin eonie o11 down to bre'kfus', now. Arnold lV.w Aw, we will just lay i11 bed a while longer. Waitressi You'll have tk-onie right along llown, nowg we inns' have that sheet flll' the table 1-lot. A. J. Mc-Clain-- You want to keep your eyes open around here, today. Philip Miller- What for? . Q A. .l.- People will think you are a blind fool if you go around Wltll them shut. You say I1101'0 lllllll fllilll 0110 have proposed to you, said tl1e angry husband, Well, I only wish you'd have Ill2Il'l'i1'Il the first fool that proposedq' I did, answered Mrs. Knotts. Dealer tbargaining for cowl- How nnu-h n1ilk does she give? Matthew B. twarilyjgul don't rightly iill0XV, sir. But she-'s a good-natured cow, and she'll give all sl1e eau. Doctor Horton- You should take a walk every Ill01'lll1lg on an empty stomach. Mr. Emlnionds- W'hose?

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YT Nx Q Ls- fl X iff kwa, 77 sr sy-H7 r Vixllhk - 5154 iigv.-Ltxar, ' 1 kD:7:T?jr -xx r f -- . 7- f5?i:'4f' . , W- NVQ! no A r ' 4 ' S 2 ,N 'K FUN AND FACTS Harrison WV. talking to another angel like himself up in heaven: t'Don't you know when we eaxne- up heie, we had to write was half way, some one told me to Bennett going down, after another Willa-- lf you tell a man anything, it Arnold- Yes and if you tell a woinan one of our sins on every step with chalk. When I get out of the way and on looking up, I found Leo box of chalk. goes in one ear a11d out the other. anything, it goes in both ears and out the mouth. Visitor at the sehool- Is there anyone in tl1e school who is an artist? Little boys in grades- No sir, but Neva Atherton, on the third floor, paints. James W.- Do you spell sense with e ol' S? Miss Rolle- That depends. Do you lI1l'Zll1 eents Illflillllllg' ll10llQ'y or sense meaning brains? .lalnes- Aw, I Llllllllj Illvilll either one. Mrs. S.m Don't you know that there is supposed to be no whispering allowed in school? lvllilf I want to say is, '1 ain't seen hiin since! ,, Kenneth Il.- I wasn't whispering aloud. Harrison fln an autoinobilejV- The lever here eontrols the brake. It is put on very quiekly in ease of an emergency. Ruth 1i.e l see, something like a lilILl0lltl.H Mr. Chapin tffrying to punish a ehild by fatherly appealJH Now what would you do if you were nie? Ward Gregory- I'd resign. 'l'eaeher-- If it eosts 200 to send a package what kind of staxnps would you put on it? llar1'y R.- Red ones. The girl walked briskly into the store and dropped her bag on the counter- Give ine a ehieken, she said. Do you want a pullet ? the storekeeper asked. No, the girl replied, I want to earry it. A Solid Fam-ti XV11at is the hardest thing about skating when you are learning? Doti The ice. Stafff-f Yon sit down on every joke we write. Miss Iiolle- XVell, I wouldn't if there was any point to them. After Mr. Brown had raked the yard he took the aeeuinulated rubbish into the street to burn. A lllllllljl-Bl' of neighbors' children came fiom-king about the bonfire, 2111101151 theln being a little girl whom Mr. Brown did not renieinber having ever seen. NVishing to lnake the stranger feel at ease, he beamed upon her kindly and said, Hello! 1sn't this a new face? A deep red suffused her freekles. No, she stannnered, it ain't new. It's just been washed. Miss Staeger texplaining how to keep from drowningj- thing you would do if you fell into Floyd tquieklyj- Get wet. Gayle Ii.- Say, did you know that Mack Montgomery eigarette froin a lalnp post? Leland S.-That's nothingg Ralph Urr is so tall that Floyd, what would be the first a deep pool of water ? is so tall that he ean light his he has to kneel down when he wants to put his hands in his trouser pot-kets.' A Two 111811 were standing 011 the corner when a Ford and some of the llltfilt. The garage inan eaine and after ears in all kinds of fixes but this is the first one I out of it. a nieat truck collided and spilled looking things over said, I seen ever saw with the liver knocked