Junction City High School - Pow Wow Yearbook (Junction City, KS)

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5:5 if wk Q 1 J ,Lc- fy ' I4 4 935 H. R. CALLAHAN, B. A. Science Columbia College Minnesota University ETHEL FEESE, B. S.,iM. S. Botany and Biology State Normal School, Alva, Okla. K. S. C., Manhattan MARGARET BLOOME, B. S. Short Hand and Typing K. S. T. C., Hays RAYMOND EMBREE, B. S. Shorthand and Library Instructor K. S. T. C., Emporia N. VV. PATTERSON, B. S., M. S. Manual Training and General Science K. S. C., Manhattan K. S. T. C., Pittsburg CAR-ROL WARD, B. S., A. A. Commercial Kansas City Junior College Kansas University We have yet to solve the mystery of our third floor 'Ward's' name- We wonder why it wasn't Montgomery instead of Carrol. Maybe that is his brother. Did you know H. R- Callahan's chief ambition is to invent a machine to watch the ears of gum chewing students? But really his genius was exhibited in the fam- ous Callahan clock for gymnasiums, and he's sold one or two. It's love in 'bloom'-- maybe that's why she is often late to school, and she only lives across the street, too- We've at last figured out why Mr. Patterson talks so slow--he gets up with the chickens and when he gets to school and gets a good look at his eager 4?J students he is entirely worn out. But really he is very Noble. She really looks kind hearted doesn't she? But we've heard tales about how she tortures poor little defenseless insects fwe don't mean her students either-3 Could we get our detention put off until tomorrow night Mr. Embree? Those library instructions were a swell accompaniment for our third hour nap. I-Iere's hoping you have better luck with the young 'uns.

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ALBERTA LEE LOXYERY, B. S. English 7 Central Missouri Teachers College i Missouri University. ETHEL I-llNDS, A. ll. Dramatics and English U Kansas City .Iunior College Kansas University PHILIP KEELER, A. B. ,lournalisrn and English Kansas University K. S. T. C., Emporia MARY LOUISE SCOTHORN, A. ll. English 8 Kansas University ROBERT MCPHERSON, A. H. English 9 and l0 r William Jewell .E Kansas University X Q Q Miss Lowery has a flitting pa-st--er--we mean dancing. We wonder if her inter- pretations follow the lines of the Continental -Around the golf course in thirty hours and we're right behind you, Miss Ssothorn. How about a position as poetess laureate or perhaps chief assistant to Emily Post-w-After years of patient exploration in the peopor- dous jungles of Webster, the arenaicious acres of Funk :Sz Wagnalls and the refreshing iosetum of Roget, I shall exhibit before you the fruits of my toil-Anyway, How's the spring fever Miss Hinds?--Better?--No?---Dont let it get you down-tThe Old Maestro himself! Probably all unknowingly to him, Bing Crosby also has serious com- petition. Rumors have it that Mac has had radio and screen offers, but he has reject- ed them to remain at dear 01:1 Junction teaching, or pardon us, trying to teach green freshmen their do's and don't's abuut English. Philip R. Keeler-Ahem!-learned any new steps to that spring dance, Pappy Whimpletree? How about a few lessons? That's all right you might have a good upstanding Blue Jay Staff next year: incidentally, no paste slingers please! V 6 V w 2' l 4 935

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O. P. BRGVVN, A. B. Manual Training Vtlisconsin University D Stout Institute. Wisconsin h A State Normal School, Plattersville. Wis. FLSIF KADEN, A. ll. Domestic Art Kansas VVesleyan, Salina Nebraska University Kansas University MADGE GARST, B. S. Domestic Science Uttawa University BYRNE FLETCHER, B, S. Printing Stout Institute, YVisconsin HENRY A. SHENK, B. S. Coach Kansas University HELLEN ELLING, B. S. Physical Education K. S. C., Manhattan Ottawa University Four score and seven years ago We brought forth-Oh I say now we were supposed to be speaking of that magnanarnous' personage-Mr. O- P. Brown--you know thoughts that never turn that way, By the way, we saw Miss Kaden and her shadow ffemininej stand- ing on the corner one day. We d:zn't know what was up but we heard Miss Kaden say quite distinctly I saw him first. Beware there. We were putting our minds through their paces recently-believe it or not-and we were just wondering what would happen if Miss Garst, in a fit of absent mindedrzess-not accusing her however,--would set a banquet table for two-Ho Hum.-these eternal banquets. Did you know that the celebrated Fletch is going to take his best crop of type lice and start a flea circus? Yes, we know but maybe he could use lice instead of fleas anyway. We've found what the secret of Coach Henry Shenk's athletic teams is. You oouldrft guess who told. It seems that he regularly eats his grape nuts for pep and spinach for strength. He boxes this up and brings it to the team, therefore they have all the pep, energy and strength needed! Not bad psycholoy, huh? This isn't exactly a threat, just a warning. Beware you handsome hero for she knows not her own strength and will tear thee asunderf' fm fa 4 935 Wnaazf