Junction City High School - Pow Wow Yearbook (Junction City, KS)

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Q9 . ., ,7 QQKQNQQ dfliill QQHM Wllrilflcrllllfll. Mr. Noble Patterson gives each student in his class a hammer, a saw, a length of board, and a nail and directs them to construct if possible a magnetic mouse-trap with shock absorbers and a silencer. This like prohibition, is, indeed, a noble experiment - - Miss Margaret Bloome reads numerous biographies of great distinction such as the Americanization of the Boche and teaches English with but one purpose in mind, i. e., to gather a collection of the longest words in the English language which she then dic- tates to her befuddeled shorthand students with a trip- hammer precision that leaves them gaping and flunking - - Miss Ethel Feese plagued for years by Smithsonian representatives who wished to acquire her services as cur- ator ofthe biological division for their institution. But Miss Feese merely smiled and told them that in a couple of years she would have a collection of her own which would rival theirs in greatness - - Mr. Carrol K. Ward really never intended to teach bookkeeping. As a matter of fact he wasn't at all sure what he was going to teach unless it was vocal training. Butduring his college years he became so adipt at maintaining a perfect balance be- tween the credit and the debit that-- why in no time at all, he saw that his talents pointed directly in the direc- tion-- why he just had to teach bookkeepingl- - Mr. H. R. Callahan, after many years of intensive lreiear h, has startled the scientific world with a discoverylof gr t mag- nitude. He has plotted a graph whlclil' shows th exact number of seconds it takes the1fum'es of hydrogenjsulphide gas to permeate evebwingli of air spa? in this rodm with the chemistry room as taws - - Miss' ie Woldensdorfer won the international championship' in the field of type- grading, recently, by proving to all the undry and mondry' that she could actually spot an eraisufe t Qrtygkpadbsf it i E Noble Patterson Margaret Bloome Ethel Feese 4, -l if ' it Carrol Ward aHarold dlalllthran ' Irene Wolkensdorfer

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Gladys Griffith Edmond Dailey Marguerite Bignall Mary Ellen Cormany W ociaf Science Miss Gladys Griffith traveled so much during her youth that even Winchel could not keep tab on her, nor did he try. Now she has decided to take a little time off and teach those who do not have this opportunity the wonders and glories to be found upon this earth of ours. Sometimes though, she wishes she had studied law so that she would know the exact procedure of bringing suit against the journalism department for disturbance of the peace. - - Mr. Edmund Dailey is positive that all those wars that history tells about were fought but what he would like to know is why. ln a statement not for publica- tion he said that he thought it was a tangled case of mis- taken idenity, to wit, that Nero, jealous of the power of a former henchman, to who, Alfus Caponus, sent Napoleon out to eliminate him, but Napoleon assassinated Ferdinand instead, or something. Anyway he can prove it by a hyperbolical equation - - Miss Marguerite Bignall is in a tantrum. And why shouldn't she be? There is a well organized conspiracy aimed against her. For no sooner does she commit to memory the names of the men--and women-occupying berths in the ship of state than an un- grateful populi elects another group to replace the former. Can you blame her for being slightly inscenced. That is justice for you - - Miss Mary Ellen Cormany knows as much about dates - alright, you, I mean dates of histor- ical importance - as any one else in the world. According to Bob Ripley, whose data is indisputable. if all the dates of whose significance she is positive, were laid end to end, they would encircle the earth - at the equator - three times and have enough leftover to approximate the annual U. S. deficit. But ot all these, there is one date that stands out in her mind. That was April 17, 1583. It was on this day that Sir Walter Raleigh, gentleman and valiant. threw his cloak across a puddle confronting Queen Eliza- beth, and was the first mam to utter that famous phrase, now in universal usage, Step on it, Lizzie.

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