Junction City High School - Pow Wow Yearbook (Junction City, KS)

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O. P. Brown Madge Garst Henry Shenk Elsie Kaden Byrne Fletcher Hellen Elling gfitolmsthiotlly clglfd Und fRllrt9.Aical7 ggducatfioflw, Mr. O. P. Brown was walking down a street in Wis- consin once when he got the idea. He saw a sign that read Say It With Flowers . After comparing the sub- stantiality of the flower in his lapel with that of the cane in his hand, he decided that he would teach Say It With Wood . Hence, his manual training classes make wood- en vases. - - Miss Elsie Kaden doubtessly stricken by the universal spirit of economy, teaches the young women in her sewing classes that a stitch in time saves twelve, all of Poor Richard's proverbs notwithstanding - - Miss Madge Garst, working doggedly on the theory that the way to get a man's pocketbook is throught his heart - - er - - that is - - that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, whispers to her cooking classes the formula for making potatoes taste like caviar. - M Mr. Byrne Fletcher stood on two chairs with a handful of type in one hand and a bottle of ink in the other and told his printing classes that if this annual wasn't set in time they would be fighting type lice for seven years. - - Coach Henry Shenk spent forty days and forty nights in the tunnels under the school perfecting an invention that would turn out champion athletic teams to order. A few more cogs and things and it will be ready to market. -- - Miss Hellen Elling once was thrown from a horse and as a result she vowed to devote her entire life to the develop- ment of such feminine strength in other girls that they would be able to turn the tables on the beasts. She reports that already she has some girls that can throw a basket- ball as high as the backboard. Remarkable progress, what? Z-VT: ' 51 A - 4 Q ' f L- -f,,,L , ,ff 1 f ' ' ,A - I ' , lf,

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324142 f-tis Mr. Robert K. Heald, according to the findings of an intricate espionage system, has become so confounded by his efforts to maintain a balance in the schools financial ledger that he writes sentences in pure Castilian on the board for his Spanish classes and punctuates them with dollar and cent symbols - - Miss Pauline Molesintimates to her classes in Latin that she is soon to publish a book which will explain to all students of Caesar just why Gaul was divided into three parts and who did it- - Miss Mary Wilson has endeavored with such enthusiasm and conscienciousness to teach her glee clubs to sing on pitch that the gold fish in the music room were heard by one of the janitors singing O Sole Mio which is the official piscatorial love song - - Mr. Phillip Olsson blames Horatio Alger for starting him on a musical career, but his fiddle failed him so now he spends all his spare time trying to find someone who can toot a tuba well enough to be entered in the international tuba tooting contest which will be held in Havana next fall. - - Miss Evelyn Besack tells her art classes that there is really no mystery about Mona Lisa's smile. She says that Mona Lisa is not trying to say anything to somebody as everybody has supposed for sometime, She did not want to smile. She wanted to laugh but da Vinci thought her gold teeth would spoil the picture. Robert K. Heald Pauline Moles Mary Wilson Phillip Olsson Evelyn Besack