Junction City High School - Junco Ed Yearbook (Junction City, OR)

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THE IUNCO-ED 1927 TO THE MAN WHO MAKES IT HOT FOR US Every day this gentleman makes it hot for us. He takes great delight in building up a roaring, blazing fire to cook us, to scorch us and to make us open wide the windows. He does not limit his ruthless tactics to fire building but has -the blackboards clean so that the teachers take great joy in sending us there to work. Here's to our Janitor, the best we have ever had, Mr. T. H. Ray. SCHOOL DICTIONARY Rally. noun. A celebration, orgy, party or gathering for the purpose of stimulating enthusiasm in athletics but which in reality leaves the players in such a weakened condition that they are defeated the next day. Picnic fAnnualJ noun- A trip or hike into the woods for the purpose of eating food -covered. with dirt, grime and bugs. It is sometimes used as a pretense to get out of a Saturday's work. Contest foratori-call. noun. A match or meet in which representatives from each class .try to out talk and out gesticulate their opponents. When the battle is over the losers proceed to shake hands with the victors and tell howl glad VD they are that they won. Stairs. noun. A series of short steps used to run up and down upon. Often the scene of accidents when one student coming up doesn't want the student coming down to pass. Library. noun. A receptacle for books, girls and the janitor's ladder. Usualy used as a refuge from the assembly classes also used as a gathering place to plot. Seldom used for the original purpose, viz: to get books. Office. Proper noun. A secluded room direcly off the Assembly hall This room is a great complexion changer, the victim goes in one door with a perfectly normal complexion and comes out the other chalky white. The room is also used as a rendezvous for four plotters. e r 'E 48

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THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 VARDELL CVARDJ NELSON. The honorable Mr. Nelson Was born in Idaho on Feb. 28, 1908. QWashington and Lincoln were also born in this month.J Entered here thru the backway and will probably leave by the same route. Noted for his mislcues in the Harrisburg ball games, his hair, which lays perfectly smooth and his eagerness to let some one else run the student body. By luck and by -a pull with the teachers 'he has become a Senior. HANS EDWARD RUDER. His majesty was born May 27, 1910. Entered as a Frosh in this school. By burning 1,227 gall-ons of midnight oil he was able to graduate in three years. Noted for his liberalness, modesty, his willingness to admit he is wrong. Will be made famous by his plus and minus theory. He is a Senior. Hail, hail the gang is all here. ROY KSOGYJ SOGAARD. R-oy came into the world like the rest of us, believe it or not. Entering High School as il Freshman he gradually worked up to the Junior class. Noted for his bean eating ability, and his slowness in going down the steps. He will graduate along with the rest of the notables. GORDON WATROUS. Mr. Watrous was born in 1910. He entered this High -School from Benson Tech- of Portland. as a half Freshman and half Sophomore. For some unknown reason he was able at midyear to become a regular Sophomore. Gordie Darling is noted for his pole climbing ability, girl rushing and other daring feats. He will graduate just as many thousands of others have graduated-in due time. -.LO Mr. Keeler : Sam. what is the highest diamond? Sam :The ace- Glen :I'd face death for you. Edit-11 :Why did you run from that dog? Glen : He Wasn't dead. .THE STORM Darkness fell suddenly like man from a ten story building. One after another the stars appeared like bills at the first of the month. The great mountain seemed as blue as a pessimist on Monday morning. Then the storm broke like a cup in a housemaid's hands. ll Pat fafter hitting a pedestrianl :Are you hurt? The victim, who is a butcher boy :lNo, but I can't find my liver. 47

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