Junction City High School - Junco Ed Yearbook (Junction City, OR)

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THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 nnmmv .mmm-univi11nn1Iv11IInmmumuumunmm111.1::1:I1IIII:I:1IIn-:IIuI1uvInuuwuunuizu-1:'unmzu1I:n-4Iuz1inunrxim11nI1111I:::n1r.nnnviIIammlrmmunmn Our Rogues Gallery THE TERRIBLE COUSINS This is Gordon Watrous failing to snap the ball back . when Junction City was in the six yard line with two ' downs. Had Mr. Watrous thrown the ball J unotion would Q , i have undoubtedly made a touch dovwn-thus the score V , , ' -4., iv! l would have been 6 to 6- This 'is Vardell Nelson in '21 characteristic pose at 1703, bat just before he went to the outfield to miss the fly 5 Junction game. This is Nelson's second offense, so a heavy Xxx, sentence was imposed. 'fi ii Found on the registration card of a Freshman. Question. Give your parent's name. Frosh. Mama and Paper. ball which let in the winning run in the first Harrisburg- Rf Mrs. Kinmball: Have you given the Goldfish fresh water? Vera: No. They haven't finished the water I gave them yesterday. Mr. Keeler: Where did Antonio's s-hip sink? Willard: Out in the water. Noel: My but your contradictory tonite. Opal: Why, I am not. Charley N. What would you do if someone were dying for a kiss. Red: Render first aid. Earl: Are you the man who cut my hair last time? Barber: No sir, I have only been here six months- When a man says he runs things at home he usually means the fur- nace, lawn mower and washing machine. 45

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THE JUNCO-ED 1927 I ' K J Th THE BROKEN e THE LIISSING MIRROR LINK I Marooned and Cold NO. 0 SUNDAY,?EBRUARY 30, 19271 VOLUME NO. 0 THE MAROONED AND COLD Published by the J. C. H. S. A. NONYMOUS - - Editor ASSEMBLY NEWS Weather forcast. Light heavy showers and a west--east wind. Sunny and cloudy yesterday. Don't know about tomorrow's weather because tomorrow i-sn't here yet. Mr. Winther Bodtker, former- ly of this school, is now with the Nels Nelson, Pete Peterson, Jack Jackson, Tom Thompson, Jens Jensen, John Johnson Cir- cus. Wint., as he is known to friends, plays the leading roll as a clown. ADVICE COLUMN Q.-How can I sweenten my disposition?. Maxine Lee. A-- Take a dose of posion. If you survive you will be glad you are alive thus your disposi- tion will be sweetened. If you die-whats the difference. My face is completely cover- ed with freckles how can I pre- vent them from showing? Edith Evans. A.-Try wearing .a Veil. Q.-How can I take some of Q.-How can we get the ap- preciation of the student body when wc -play and sing the High School songs? Alva and Ellen- A.-Put on a muffler. Q.--How can I get a girl like the rest of the -boys do? Earl Ivie. A.-I don't know Earl-I haven't 'been very sucessful my- self- We might try an up to date Fbrd-Editor. A Q.-Which is the quickest way to reduce? Clyde Morgan. A.-We recommend a good sharp butcher knife, or a trip to Ti Juana. Q.- How would you go about to win a girl? Gordon Watrous- A.-I don't know, I haven't learned to gamble yet. WANTED A pretty flapper who will acept my dates eight nights out of the week. Chaney Fellers. fNoel Dann ought to be able to fix you up.-1Editor.J A hope chest wi-th plenty of hope-Ellen Iles- BASEBALL SCHEDULE Junction vs- Benson Tech. the curl out of my hair? Mac Junction vs. U. of O. Frosh. Hoyt. Junction vs. State Pen. A.-Change your ancestry. Junction vs. Irving. Q

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THE JUNCO-ED 1927 2:1-'nnlnlun mnnuIIIII1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlrInIIIIIIIIvIIIIIIIIIIIIIInLInImnnnnnllmmlnIllmlllnllmlllnlnlnImimillImlIIumm:mlmlnlIuIuIIIIIIIIurrIuIIIIIlInIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIIIIII1IIullllllllllllllllllllll i 3 Who is Who in High School ZifzzunmnI1NII1I1111111111I11I1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.IIIIII1IIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllulmlllllllulllnlllulnlmlllunununluunlunmulIIIIlluuuulunulllnr1llIuIuuIInmnnlmmmumunIIIunno1In1I1n1x1ulunnnmmnnum.3152 SAM MITCHELL. Sam Mitchell was born in 1911 in Portland, Ore. Entered High School as a Freshman and has never gotten over it. Noted for his ability to argue and to get good Civics grades. Has ably filled the position as Baseball Manager and as a club-footed, shoulder-bound second baseman. Will be a Senior next year undoubtedly. BRUCE YOUNG. Bruce Young was born in 1910 in Junction City out on the farm but not in a manger. Entered this High School as Fresh- man and never will get over it fHistorical note: Bruce 'wore his first long pants .in his Freshman year.D Noted for his seventies in deportment and his brilliant U. S. History recitations- Will be a Senior next year- maybe. HAROLD CSWEDEl OLSEN. Mr. Olsen was born September 30, 1911. Entered High School as a Frosh. After three years he got enough credits to become a Sophomore. Noted for his honesty in U. S. History exams and his services as an Arena Club treasurer. Professors of high math have estimated that he will become a Senior in 1937. ELLEN ILES. Miss Iles was born on September 25, 1909. Entered High School as a Frosh and was lucky to get out of that class. Was mistakenly vacinated 'by a phonograph needle at an early age. After many ,years of luck and bluffing she will become a Senior. K ELAINE QREDJ H-ORTON. Miss Horton was born, April 12, 1911. Entered High School as a Frosh and succeeded in getting over it. Noted for her Vermillion hair, her innocent ways, her respect for her teachers, and a love affair with Clyde Morgan. She will become a Senior along with the rest of these Honyocks. NOEL DANN fnot Damnj. Noel was born December 6, 1908. Enters here every midyear from Ely, Nevada Knot Renoj. fHistorica1 note: Dann gets kicked out down there every yeary- Noted for his high eligibility standing, his kindness to other students and his feeble and modest laugh. He was, is and will be a Frosh. , GLEN RA1FOTl-I. Glen was born June 6, 1910. Entered High School as a Frosh and was as green if not greener than the rest. Noted for his popularity with the girls, for his driving ability and his enthusiasm for student body meetings. Will also 'become a Senior. IDA MARKUSEN. Miss Markusen was born November 30, 1909. Entered High School as a Fros'h. Got over it in three years. Noted for ability to get and keep the high school coin. 'She was made famous by this saying, Please pay your dues- Also noted for her low deportment grades, and for her ignorance of petting parties. A 46