Junction City High School - Junco Ed Yearbook (Junction City, OR)

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THE JUNCO-ED 1927 I ' K J Th THE BROKEN e THE LIISSING MIRROR LINK I Marooned and Cold NO. 0 SUNDAY,?EBRUARY 30, 19271 VOLUME NO. 0 THE MAROONED AND COLD Published by the J. C. H. S. A. NONYMOUS - - Editor ASSEMBLY NEWS Weather forcast. Light heavy showers and a west--east wind. Sunny and cloudy yesterday. Don't know about tomorrow's weather because tomorrow i-sn't here yet. Mr. Winther Bodtker, former- ly of this school, is now with the Nels Nelson, Pete Peterson, Jack Jackson, Tom Thompson, Jens Jensen, John Johnson Cir- cus. Wint., as he is known to friends, plays the leading roll as a clown. ADVICE COLUMN Q.-How can I sweenten my disposition?. Maxine Lee. A-- Take a dose of posion. If you survive you will be glad you are alive thus your disposi- tion will be sweetened. If you die-whats the difference. My face is completely cover- ed with freckles how can I pre- vent them from showing? Edith Evans. A.-Try wearing .a Veil. Q.-How can I take some of Q.-How can we get the ap- preciation of the student body when wc -play and sing the High School songs? Alva and Ellen- A.-Put on a muffler. Q.--How can I get a girl like the rest of the -boys do? Earl Ivie. A.-I don't know Earl-I haven't 'been very sucessful my- self- We might try an up to date Fbrd-Editor. A Q.-Which is the quickest way to reduce? Clyde Morgan. A.-We recommend a good sharp butcher knife, or a trip to Ti Juana. Q.- How would you go about to win a girl? Gordon Watrous- A.-I don't know, I haven't learned to gamble yet. WANTED A pretty flapper who will acept my dates eight nights out of the week. Chaney Fellers. fNoel Dann ought to be able to fix you up.-1Editor.J A hope chest wi-th plenty of hope-Ellen Iles- BASEBALL SCHEDULE Junction vs- Benson Tech. the curl out of my hair? Mac Junction vs. U. of O. Frosh. Hoyt. Junction vs. State Pen. A.-Change your ancestry. Junction vs. Irving. Q

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THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 nnmmv .mmm-univi11nn1Iv11IInmmumuumunmm111.1::1:I1IIII:I:1IIn-:IIuI1uvInuuwuunuizu-1:'unmzu1I:n-4Iuz1inunrxim11nI1111I:::n1r.nnnviIIammlrmmunmn Our Rogues Gallery THE TERRIBLE COUSINS This is Gordon Watrous failing to snap the ball back . when Junction City was in the six yard line with two ' downs. Had Mr. Watrous thrown the ball J unotion would Q , i have undoubtedly made a touch dovwn-thus the score V , , ' -4., iv! l would have been 6 to 6- This 'is Vardell Nelson in '21 characteristic pose at 1703, bat just before he went to the outfield to miss the fly 5 Junction game. This is Nelson's second offense, so a heavy Xxx, sentence was imposed. 'fi ii Found on the registration card of a Freshman. Question. Give your parent's name. Frosh. Mama and Paper. ball which let in the winning run in the first Harrisburg- Rf Mrs. Kinmball: Have you given the Goldfish fresh water? Vera: No. They haven't finished the water I gave them yesterday. Mr. Keeler: Where did Antonio's s-hip sink? Willard: Out in the water. Noel: My but your contradictory tonite. Opal: Why, I am not. Charley N. What would you do if someone were dying for a kiss. Red: Render first aid. Earl: Are you the man who cut my hair last time? Barber: No sir, I have only been here six months- When a man says he runs things at home he usually means the fur- nace, lawn mower and washing machine. 45