Junction City High School - Junco Ed Yearbook (Junction City, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 74 of the 1927 volume:

-v.:,,y.a, -N .,.,-...,-M-Q 41. .W 4--sg. Mu., .,., 'A-+1 a-rw , qw.-af ,,. F.. -. N. ,15-.. JQQQQP-xl:f 'mf 1 -. f w. .4-,. .. AU OG RAPHS ,Q f 00.67 fr, g.N r XY, Nb THE JUNCO-ED 1 9 2 7 VARDELL NELSON, Editor SAM MITCHELL, Manager PUBLISHED BY THE STUDENTS OF THE JUNCTION CITY HIGH SCHOOL VOLUME XV THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 nlIIImnIIIIIIIIIInllIllIIIInrulz-lummlllnlll IIIII11II111IIIIlluIIIIlIIIIIvIIIIIInII!IInlllllulllllnululnlIIIII1IIIIIIInIIllunnlllllllmnllll :sur.g.: '11f-'1-'-- ------ '1 -' T HE JUNCO-ED OF 1927 1-.,111111f11- H- 1-1- E I E :zzzdvilllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINIIlllllllllllllllIIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIlI1IIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIlIIllIIllllIlIlll'lIIIllIIlIIIIIII lllllllllhllllllllll :E Fifteen times the Junction City High School has published the Junco- lid, and fifteen times the staff has endeavored to reflect the work of the school. To the parents this book should have a value now. To the students its value will increase as the years go by. The staff has tried to balance this book so that the cost of the reading matter will check with the income from the advertising. To be able to bring this about we have been forced to eliminate a great numben of the photographs, colored introduction pages and zinc ebchings. It has been a difficult undertaking for the staff to build an annual without these, and yet make an annual which the students can be proud of. This book might be considered an experiment-a breaking away from long established precedent. It is for you, students and parents, to decide whether or not this experiment has been a success. To the staff I take this opportunity to thank you for your assistance and for your patience with a grouchy editor. VARDELL NELSON. THE STAFF BUSINESS Manager ,,,,,,,,,,,,...... ....................... ..... Sam Mitchell Financial Manager ........ ...... E dward Ruder Circulation Manager ................................ ...... B P1108 Yollng' EDITORIAL Editor ,,,-,,,,,,,,,,,, ...,..................... . .................. V ardell Nelson Social Editor ....... ................................................ E mma Evans Literary Editors ,,,,, .. .......... -..Hazel Webster, Violet Nelson Humor Editor ...... .............................. X Vlllard Murphy Qhministratiun 0111115525 ani: Qttihititg THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 , THE FACULTY . The faculty members of the Junction City High , Q - School for the term of 1926-27 have ably filled their ' ' positions and the year has been one of success. Our Superintendent, A- E. White, has filled the position as head of the school and teacher of History and Civics. He is a graduate of the Illinois State Normal School and has taken additional work at the University of Oregon and at O. A. C. , l '.'. Caroline Kunkel, graduate of the Pacific University, has been with us for three years. She teaches Science, Geometry, Algebra and Social Problems. Mrs. Hazel Kenyon, foreign language and commercial teacher, is a graduate of the University of Washington. Mrs. Kenyon also directed High School Dramatics. Mr. Karl Keeler, teacher of English and Physics, is a. graduate of Uni- versity of California., THE ASSOCIATED STUDENT BODY The Associated Student Body of the Junction City High School was organized thirteen years ago in 1914. The purpose of this body is to carry on the various student functions. The expenses of this organization are paid by the students in the form of a yearly dues. The payment of these dues enables a student to participate in all athletics and in all other student activities. The officers of this legislative body are a president, vice-president. secretary and treasurer who are elected annually by the members of the student body. The standing committees are the athletic and budget-dihe former caring for all matters pertaining to athletics and the latter supervising the construction of a budget which governs th-e expenditures of the body. THE SCHOOL BOARD The school board is composed of Mrs. George Young, Ejner Hentze, and Charley Nelson. The board has endeavored to better the school in every possible way within their power. For these improvements the board has our hearty thanks. - 4 THE JUNCO-E-D 1927 STUDENT BODY OFFICERS 1926-27 GLENN RAFOTH WILDA DYER IDA MARKUSEN LOIS GILMORE President Vice-President Treasurer Secretary ACTIVITIES OFFICERS Editor Maroon and Gold, Vardell Nelson Football Manager, Vardell Nelson. Manager of Baseball, Sam Mitchell Manager ot' Girl's Baseball, Emma Evans Yell Leader, Alva Pedersen FACULTY A ALBERT E. WHITE, Supt. CARL KEELER CAROLINE KUNKEL fMrs.Q LOIS KENYON 5 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 GLADYS DORSEY Sergeant-at-arms '23, Re-entered from Springfield '26, President of Class of '27. President of Hypathian Club '27. Member of Dramatic Club. Class play '27. GLADYS CHRISTENSEN Entered from Garfield High School, Seattle '25. President of Hypathian Club '26, Secretary-Treasurer of Class of '27. You can't put it over by putting it off.' PEARL BEVEL Entered from Monroe High '24. Hypathian Club President '26. Class Reporter '27, f'It's wiser being good than bad. IDA MARKUSEN Class Secretary and Treasurer '25, Class Reporter '25, Member of Dramatic Club. Student Body Treasurer '26-'27. Girl's baseball '25-,26-'27. Delegate H. S. conference '25-'27. Hitch your wagon to a star. ALVA PEDERSEN Baseball '24-'25-'26-'27, Manager of girl's baseball '24. Yell leader '27. Glee Club '24. Life is too short to learn by personal experience l 1 THE IUNCO-ED 1927 EDWARD RUDER Dulcy '27. Class Treasurer '26, Baseball '27, President of Arena Club '26. Dramatic Club '27, Junco-Ed Business Staff '26-'27, Work is the road to pleasure. WINTHER BODTKER Dramatic Club '24-'25-'26-'27. Secretary Dramatic Club '24. Dramatic Play '24, With all his faults we love him still-the Stiller the better. ELBERT STARNS Vice President of class '27 Secretary of Arena '23-'26. The world steps aside and lets pass the man who knows where he is going. VARDELL NELSON Baseball '24-'25-'26-'27, Manager of Baseball '25-'26. Football '25-'26. Manager of Football '26 M. and G. Staff '26, Junco-Ed Staff '26, Editor of M, and G. '27. Editor of Junco-Ed '27, Every Arena officer except vice-president. Dulcy '27. Delegate to O. A. C. '26. It's better to be the whole works in a small dump than a Street sweeper in New York. THE JUNCO-ED 1927 THE SENIOR NAME H. D. SOUBRIQUET MEIN FAVORITE EXPRESSION Gladys christznsen J. N. B. Stump Sweet ? Ha! Ha! ' G7lady?VlJbrseyWY-mn W. B. Chunkie Gay Say, Kiddo Bearl Bevel- W V. N. Polly I Pleasant Nothing doing Elglgtarnsfwn Vrrir I Elly Calm Al-Well, you See M EcQdHg1QVHYYV M. Hans VConceited Ya, sure Vllinthejilhdtker H. ID. -Wint B Preacher in I dunno Ida Nllflralrkizsen I-Babe Serious and Sweet Pay your dues Jawrdeiligelgmin W Vail-I Out of the Ordinary You got me downl' Lvapgiremenr I in Pete Middle Aged I should worry A so QT J o'.Q.J i eeei if ffW1g,f,1g,n't,,g1,gw CLASS WILL 1 E THE SENIOR CLASS of 1927 of the Junction City High ff: R E School, being of unsound and indisposing mind and lack of mem- if lish and declare our last will and testament. 1 5 yy , ' v-gl le ' ory and affected with fraud and undue influence. do make, pub- 'tick-M T As a class: To the faculty we will our unstinted appreciation for their unsuccess- ful attempt to teach us anything. To the Juniors, we give our seats in the assembly. When you are pondering over the many figures and initials engraved on them think ot the mighty Seniors that were before you. Do not remove any wads of gum that you may find stuck on them for they are preci-ous. To the Sophomores we give our good standing with the faculty, Keep the records clean and spotless as we leave them. To the Frosh we give you the privilege of treating as dogs the future Freshmen. Individuals : 1. Edward Ruder leaves his plus and minus theory to Mr. Keeler for the future edification of the physics classes. 2. Gladys Dorsey leaves her most faithful slave, Bill Blackwell to Laura Thom. 3. Pearl Bevel leaves her consciousness to Ellen Isles. ' THE JUNCO-ED 1927 HOROSCOPE PASTXME MINUS AMBITION FATE Riding in a Chev. Height County clerk Cooking for two Ask Bill Hifi lot Hi-salaried stenog. Bill's chief cook Washing Dishes Brains illfls Mayor of Lancaster Milking Bossies A girl Prgf' Iggnlgggh' Grave digger Disagreeing with . Teacher of physics in Someone Modesty President of U. S. Orphan asylum Taking mud baths Little feet Being a preacher Moon Shiner U . V. - Pettingm . . . . sing the Dictionary parties Walking encyclopedia Ziegfield Follies Arguing Prayers Prof. of Caesar Street singer Singing Slenderness Ballet dancer Model for Dept. store Talking to Frosh girls Glo-co Wood cutter Horse Doctor 4. Elbert Starns leaves his Mathematical ability to Gale Blackwell. 5. Wint Bodtker leaves his ministerial appearance to Charlie Fellows. 6. Ida Markusen leaves to Margaret Wilhelm her good standing with the faculty. 7. Alva Pedersen leaves heir beautiful voice to Maxine Lee. 8. Gladys Christensen leaves her height to Wilde Dyer. 9. Kenneth Hoyt leaves his power to win the fair sex to Earl Ivie. 10. Vardell Nelson leaves his coquettish smiles to Roy Sogaard. I, the undersigned, do hereby declare all the above mentioned articles to be free from mortgages and do authorize the rights andkprivileges of enjoying such articles be allowed for one year from date. . As executor of this will, I appoint Guy King and trust that all pro- visions will be faithfully executed. Signed: SENIOR CLASS OF ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SEVEN. Sworn to before me this lst day of April in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and twenty seven. 9 Witnesses: Aleck McFadden, Rudolph Valentino WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Notary Public. THE JUNCO-ED 1927 mmmmunuIInmmmnuInumlunmullIIIIIIIIIII1lIIII1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII11IIIIIII1II1nmmnumnmllululIlIIlllllulllllllllllum Senior Class History Q valununmmnummunuIIvnnmunummnnnmnnmmuunnuuunnnuuninunmmuuunnnnuuumnnnnummunuulluullummuuuluIuuuunumuumum -mmumnnInnnmunmumunInnmuununmnnnummmmmnn:IgZ3 We began our career as 'high school students in the fall of 1923. At the beginning of this session we numbered thirty-five. Gerald Bailey was our president. ' A few weeks after our advent, the upperclassmen gave a grand re- ception in our honor. The first part of the evening was given to entertain- ing us and later pumpkin pie a la mode and cider, tripple X, was served. We, being a very industrious group, took Algebra, English, History and Science or Latin or French to pass away the time. The first and sec- ond semester exams were too severe for most of us and a large number dropped out. At the beginning of the second year as Sophomores our number had decreased very much. But nevertheless we kept plugging along. This year was much less exciting than the previous year. Even tho our number was decreased we boasted five athletes who were a credit to our class. We now have become full fledged upperclassmen known as Flighty Juniors.. The class -boasted of but six members but with these few and with our customary push we were able to give the Seniors a splendid banquet. And now in the year of 1926-27 we have become Seniors and. are near- ing the end of our high school course. This class boasts of five athletes and one student officer--the editor of the M. and G- and Junco-Ed. During the four years of sojourn many of our members have been in athletics, have held high positions in student affairs and have been a credit to the school in every way. CLASS OFFICERS President-Gladys Dorsey. Secretary-Treasurer-Gladys Christensen. I0 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 JUNIOR BREEZES The Juniors entered High School in the fall of 1924 with an enrollment of fifty-two. This is the largest class that Junction City High has ever had. The class officers were elected and Miss Kunkel chosen as our class advisor. The dreaded Frosh Reception was endured without any serious mishaps. In athletics a great many of our members participated- Roy Sogaard is the High School baseball pitcher and was known as the Freshman whirlwind. Zella Edwards and Miles Taylor represented the class in the annual Oratorical Contest. Altho several members were lost because of exams and because of moving away, the Sophomore Class was still the largest in school. Emma Evans and Sam Mitchell represented the class at the annual Oratorical Contest. All but one of the student body officers for the next year were selected from the Junior Class. Even tho more members were lost along the way the present Junior class is the largest in the school and is very active in student affairs, in athletics and in dramatics. Next year we will assume the role of fdignified 'Zh Seniors and we assure you that we can well fit into that position. OFFICERS President-Bruce Young Secretary-Treasurer-Sam Mitchell 1 1 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 SOPHOMORE REVIEW The Class of '29 entered the Junction City lligh School in September 1925 with an enrollment of nineteen. The class officers elected were: President, Lynn Ageeg Vice-Presi- dent, Elizabeth Ruchg Secretary-Treasurer, Willard Murphyg Class Rc- porter, Maxine Lee. The Frosh Reception, as it is called, was endured without any mis' haps to the Freshmen. Later in the year the Freshmen gave a return reception which is the usual custom. Instead of a class party, the Fresh- men treated themselves to a picnic on the banks of the Willamette. In 1926 the class came back with a slight decrease in number- The class officers elected were: President, James Murphyg Vice-President, Hazel Websterg Secretary-Treasurer, Violet Nelson, Class Reporter, Harry Phillips. As the class is in between now being neither Freshmen or upperclass men, who have so many burdens to carry, it was free to do as it pleased and naturally did not bother with unnecessary class meetings and records. CLASS OFFICERS President-James Murphy Secretary-Treasu-rer-Violet Nelson Vice-President-Hazel Webster I2 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 Mw FRESHMAN HISTORY In the fall of 1926 a class of twenty-two green but curious Freshmen- marched proudly up the High school steps. We wandered around like lost sheep and tried in vain to translate the uppermen's cam-mands of do's and don't's into words found in the Freshman vocabulary. Green as we were, it soon wore off so that after the dreaded ordeal of of being initiated and the embarrassing two weeks after, we not only felt capable of being members of the J. C. H. S. student body but also able to take an active part in the various school activities. At the first class meeting Lyle Goodell was elected president, Nina Goode, vice-president, Edythe Evans, secretary-treasurer. At mid-year two of our 'class members dropped out. Others wished that they might drop out too when they found out what the mid-year exams would be like- Several Freshman boys went out for football in the fall and when the baseball season rolled around not only the boys turned out but the girls also. Half of the girls' ball team is made up of Freshmen. No one knows the real joy of being a Freshman until they have been one. I. CLASS OFFICERS Secretary-Treasurer-Edythe Evans. President-Lyle Goodell 13 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 X 1 I M155 FARMER MAC ZJKCKS-A PAIR or A THORN - 2. ROSES SNAP SHOTS THE JUNCO-ED 1927 FRESHMAN INITIATION After we 'had been in school a couple of weeks we were told we must come to the high school a certain 5 nite and get initiated. The 'upper classmen tried their best to scare us out. Oh! of all the terrible things we were going to have to do! They were badly mistaken I when they thought they could scare we Frosh-we aren't that kind. ' e F ' PF The nite came at last and most of us were there but for all our bravery we were kind of scared and when we arrivedswe were ushered into a room where we had beautiful green designs painted on our faces. Then up stairs to the torture room where some of the victims had to eat Worms, drink milk out of a bottle with a nipple on it, eat limburger cheese sandwiches and dip their faces in molasses and flour. We had to get on our knees and the girls had to take an oath that they would wear stockings of different colors, part their hair in the middle and Wear a green ribbon and the boys that they would roll their trousers above their knees and not use any kind of grease on their hair for two weeks- The evening ended by the upperclassmen serving us animal crackers and water while they ate pie and ice cream. .LO FRESHMAN RETURN RECEPTION Then came our turn. We .must give a return reception. An evening was set and a great many students were present. The room was decorated with maroon and gold paper. Many different games were played and the affair was concluded with refreshments of punch and wafers- .LQ CANDY SALES Nearly every organization put on a candy sale sometime during the school year. The returns from these sales were spent in various ways. The Fresh- men needed theirs to get out of d.ebt, the Seniors from going into debt. The Hypathian club used their money to revamp the Powder magazine. 15 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 46 'elf fx 'Nei 'V ,J A i DULCY DULCY, a three-act comedy-drama, was presented by the student body of the Junction City High School March 11 at the Rialto Theatre. This play, which was the first to be given by the student body in many years, was directed by -Mrs. Kenyon of the high school faculty. Dulcy, the Wife of a struggling young jewelry manu- facturer, tries to help her husband in the big jewelry merger by inviting the Forbes family to spend the week-end in her home. Mr- Forbes, who is an irritable middle aged man, is at the head of the merger. Mr. Forbes is very much annoyed by the other guests, who were Vincent Leach, a scenario writer, who eloped with his daughter and Mr. Van Dycke, the multi-millionaire who paid close attention to Mr. Forbes's wife. Willie, Dulcy's brother, acting as chauffeur for Leach during the elopment, marries Angela, the daughter, instead of Leach. Tom Sterret, Forbes's advertising man, was also sweet on Angela- Everyfthing Dulcy did seemed to make Forbes angrier until finally he refused to take Smith, Dulcy's husband, into the merger. At this point Mr. Van Dylcke decided to help -the Smiths by forming a merger of his own and then after the Smiths had told Forbes to go to thunder it was discovered that Van Dycke suffered from the hallucination that he QVan Dyckej was a millionaire. Mr. Forbes was so pleased that Willie had married his daughter in- stead of Leach that he offered to take Smith in for -twenty-five percent- This lowered on a scene of triple marital bliss. THE CAST OF CHARACTERS Henry, the convict Butler ........................................... - ........... James Murgphy William Parker, Du-lcy's brother Gordon Smith, Dulcy's husband Tom 'Sterret Forbes adv. man -- 'Noel Dann Harry Phillips .- Sam Mitchell Sehyler Vail Dycke, niillionairefif -:Ii--Edward Ruder Dulcy, the talkitive wife .--.. ............. Emma Evans Mrs. Forbes, his second wife ..., ... ...... . Angela, Forbes's daughter ......... Vincent Leach, scenarist ---...-i ............. Vera Kimball - ....... Opal Dorsey Bruce Young Mr. Forbes, jewelry magfnate -.-- ........... ........... ........ V ardell Nelson Blair Patterson, Van Dycke lawyer ....... .. ....... ........ Glen Rafoth is THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 ORATORICAL CONTEST I THE ORATORICAL CONTEST is an annual event at n fs the Junction City High School. Everybody enjoys these - 'Q contests and students do their best to make them a success. Each student selects an oration or a declamation . and learns it to give at preliminary class tryouts which 1.-1-f- ' i , chooses the girl and the boy from each class who have the best selection. The final contest is held is some public gathering place and the judges are carefully selected. Then the eight contestants give their selections be- fore the .assemblage and the judges choose ,the boy -and girl who have spoken best and. the names of the winners are .engravel upon a cup which was donated by the Dramatic Club. ' The first year that the contest was held was in 1922. The wimiers were Serena Madsen and Palmer Ayers, in 1923 they were Helena Wilde and Loyal Stuckrath, in 1924 Mary Wilde and James Evans, in 1925 Hazel Agee and Loyal -Stuckrath and in 1926 Evelyn Shields and Norval Reetz. f wt X F ll are held in the English classes. The English teacher in lane. -,LO THE MAROON AND GOLD S A .THE MAROON AND GOLD is a half sheet paper Nl, .KA printed during the school year in conjunction with tx X. - the .gllnctlign 'City Tgrlgid f th ..-xy., H 1 e aroon an o is in its - our consecu- 7' tive year and has faithfully mirrored the school activities. It has acted as an information link between the students and the parents. Every week this interesting little paper is crowded with general news, class news, student body news, jokes and stories written by high school stu- dents. T i 2 1 The editorship of the Maroon and Gold is in the 'hands of Vardell Nel- son this ,year and altho unaided by a regular staff, he was able to edit the paper only with the aid of all the students who were considered his as- sistants. The student body wislhes to thank Mr. Nelson, editor of the Junction City Times, for his kindness in letting us publish the Maroon and Gold in his paper. 1 1 17 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 SENIOR DRESS-UP DAY The Senior dress up day was great fun this year. f Each member of the Senior class took particular pains in dressing up and every costume was of interest to all the students. Gladys Dorsey was a little girl with a large ribbon bow on her hair and a cry baby doll in her arms. Elbert Starns was na little 'boy in knee pants. Alva Pedersen and Ida Markusen were old ladies in dresses with high necks, tight waists and long skirts. Vard Nelson's make up was a cross between a junk man's and a hobo's outfit. Wint Bodtker was the real kick with his preacher's outfit- Wint had everything except the Bible and Halo. Pearl Bevel was an old. fashioned Miss with curls and la sun bonnet. Edward Ruder was a gentleman of some years ago who wore, among other things, a straw hat and a four in hand tie. Gladys Christensen wore the national costume of Denmark. Several fsnapslhots were taken, some of which may be seen on the snap shot page. ',' AA I 10 INTERCLASS BASEBALL The first game of the 1927 baseball season was between the Juniors and the rest of the school. It was understood before the game that the Juniors would have a walk away due to the fact that they had most of the regular high school men. The dope was upset, however, and altho the Juniors won, it was by the small score of 4 to 3. Sogaard and Young made up the battery for the winners while Taylor and G. B-lackwell tossed for the losers. This is the third year of interclass baseball. Other ,scores were 2 to 2-Seniors-Freshmen vs Juniors-Sopho- mores. 7 to 7 Seniors-Sophomores vs Juniors-Freshmen. -.LO FOOTBALL RALLY The annual football rally was held last fall the Thursday before the Lebanon game. A large rally fire kindled the spirits of the students who marched up and down the streets chanting fthe high school yells. After everyone had become hoarse they adjourned to the fire where they played games until a late hour. 18 Um.. -.ln P . THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 JUNIOR-SENIOR BANQUET '26 The Junior-Senior Banquet of '26 was given in the , Sq V science room of the High School building. ,, 5 Indian life was the theme of the banquet and was gx X carried out by the silvan decorations, Indian tent and sv L Eire. The place cards Were small Indian tents which con- 'mi I tained the menu Written in Indians narmes. . lg - THE PROGRAM Toast Master ............... - .,...........,.......,,...................... ....... V ardell Nelson To the Hunt ........ , .............,.,...,... ....... M r. English Advice to the Junior Braves ..... . ....... Roy Philips Words to the Chief ........... - ...... ...,,.. N orval Reetz Response ........... - ........,,.,.,,.... ..,... M iss Kunkel Good Senior Medicine ....... Junior Tribe Prophesy ....... To the Braves Response .......... - f .LO JUNIOR-SENIOR BANQUET '2 7 Mary Wilde Evelyn Shields Miss Leibbrand Forrest Finley The Junior-Senior Banquet of '27 was given April lst in the I. O. O- F. hall. This was perhaps the largest banquet ever given by a high school organization in Junction City-forty-five being present. THE PROGRAM Toast Master ....... .- ....................................... ............. M r. White Welcome ........... .. ........ Bruce Young Seniors ............ I ....... Gladys Dorsey Extra .................. - ......... Mrs. Kenyon Notions ...................... ........ . . Vardell Nelson Instrumental Solo ....... ........ J udith Severson Opinions .... --.- ............ ....... I da Markusen Revelations ........ ...,.,,.. W ilda Dyer Hints .1 ..,..............................................,........ , .................................... Karl Keeler Songs ............................... - ...................... ---- ...... - ................................... By All The banquet room was prettily decorated in pink and White, the Senior colors, and the reception room in green and white. 19 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 THE HYPATHIAN CLUB THE HYPATHIAN CLUB is a girls' literary club -ff organized in 1911 for the purpose of furthering liter- ,1 mm ary enterprises. Officers are elected once a semester and meetings are held every two weeks. Freshman 'l.l,c::1Q W girls must be initiated into the club. The initiation is 5 very amusing and suffices for a program at the meet- ing at which it is held. Programs are given at every il .PIAQAQ meeting, so every girl in high .school is expected to take part in at least on-e program. Plays, recitations and musical numbers -are given. Special programs are given at Christmas and Thanksgiving, when a joint meeting of the Hypathian and Arena clubs is held. A Mother's Day program is another special feature. This year the Hypathian club redecorated the dressing room very prettily. A candy sale was given to finance it. OFFICERS First Semester Second Semester President-Pearl Bevel ' President-Gladys Dorsey Vice-Pres.--Emma Evans Vice-Pres.-Elaine Horton Sec.-Treas.-Holly Morgan Sec--Treas.-Holly Morgan THE ARENA CLUB V THE ARENA CLUB was organized in 1911 for the purpose of furthering the literary -activities among the boys. Until the last two years this purpose has been very faithfully carried out. In the last year or so, however, the club has gone from bad to worse until finally it was disbanded, or better, died a natural death. You can lead a horse to water, etc. A few of the - boys were very interested in this work, but the major- ity ruled. In all probability it will be resumed next year. The literary organization is a very good means of furthering the literary activities among the boys and should be revived. W , -P on .1 ' 1 ,Mine '50, -,. 1.. ,. vie lj, .. .1 if - 1.- 7 1' 1 -2- i , f.!-,.!.- KE. ao me :jfggi ' 59, H C X .1AQ EDITED BY VARDELL NELSON THE JUNCO-ED 1927 FOOTBALL SEASON OF 1926 The High School football team was without a coach this year. Altho the team was much stron-ger this year than last it was able to win but one game. All other games were lost but -by a small score. We were defeated in the opening game at Springfield 6 to 0. After having out played them thruout the game we lost on a break. Lebanon, the team which beat us 54 to 0 last year, was held to a 12 to 6 score. They came close to being beaten several times and were made to look like dubs when we pulled the triple pass play. The Shedd game was a joke as far as we were concerned. Brecken- ridge scored the first touchdown on the kick off. After that it was one touchdown after another. The final was 33 to 0. ' The Oakland game was played under an 80 degree sun. This was another game where Junction had nearly every break 'go against her. Oakland. scored in the first quarter on a forward pass. From then on it was all Junction. After having the ball near the goal line steen dozen times and losing it because of some penalty or fluke, we finaly crashed the ball across near the close of the last quarter. The try for point was un- sucessful so we were beaten 7 to 6. Oakland told us afterwards that the score showed that they won and that was all. The annual Brownsville football-fistic battle was a tame affair com- pared to the game last yearg 60 minutes of slipping, sliding and swimming resulted in no score for either team, altho we came mighty close one time when Pat made the famous tripple pass- The last game of the season was played on Thanksgiving Day and the only thing we have to be thankful for is that the water wasnit a foot deep- er and the temperature 10 degrees colder. Wet to the skin on the first play, Harrisburg and Junction battled back and forth across the field until finally Harrisburg broke thru for a 70 yard run and a touchdown. The net result was 6 to 0 loss, two or three cases of flu, several sets of cramps, 11 ruined uniforms and 858.35 for the treasury. FOOTBALL SCORES JUNCTION CITY 0 SPRINGFIELD 6 JUNCTION CITY 6 LEBANON 12 J UNCTION CITY 33 SHEDD 0 JUNCTION CITY 6 OAKLAND 7 JUNCTION CITY 0 BROWN SVILLE 0 JUNCTION CITY 0 HARRISBURG 6 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 THE FOOTBALL TEAM BRUCE QTRIPLE PASSJ YOUNG. Left end- Bruce was made famous by his execution of fthe triple pass play. ln- quire of Oakland and Lebanon for further information. Young was a steady, consistent player and formed fthe left end of a line which was hard to get around. Bruce will be back next year. CHARLEY CCHUCKJ NEILSEN. Left tackle. Chuck was the proverbial stone wall on thc left side of the line. Many Ptimes the opponent's plays were halted in their tracks by Neilsen. VARDELL CVARDJ NEIJSON. Left guard. Nelson, playing 'his second year at .left guard, was usually a depend- able linesman- The game wasn't over for him until Uhe last whistle. This was his last year. GORDON QDARLINGJ WATROUS. Gordie Darling was the big gun at center. This was his first year in football but 'he played like ia veteran. Center is an important position on the offensive and was handled in great style by Watrous- He will be here for the next season. ROY Q-SOGYJ SOGAARD. Right guard and utility. Altho baseball is Sogaard's major, he played a good game of football. Sogaard was used part of the time at righlt guard and part of the time in the backfield. He replaced Breckenridge at Oakland 'and turned in a fine game. , BENNY CBENJ LAURITZEN. WRigh't tackle. This was Lauritzen's first year in football and like Watnous, he -played a hard, steady game at ftackle. Ben was in the mix on every play and -with- stood the enemy attack without a falter. He will be with us next year. WALLACE CPATJ, AYERIS. Right end. Al-tho Pat was the smallest man on the team, he was the hardest one to get around.Witness the Oakland game. Ayers was by far the best tackl-er on the team. He will be here next year. GEORGE QBRECKEMJ B-RE'C'ICEN'RIDfGE. Left halfback. George was the speed man on the back field- His end runs didntt work very well because he left his interference behind him. George scored a touchdown on the kick-off in the Shedd game. WILLIAM CBILLJ BLACKWELL. Full back. Wee Willie plowed, plunged and tore his way thru the opponents lines on every play. Bill, as a ball carrier, was 'hard to equal. Blackwell was also la fine defensive player, playing many games as a defensive tackle and stopping opponents in their tracks. He will be back again next year. GALE QGALIXQ BLACKWELL. Right half. Altho Gale played but two games, he .showed plenty of stuff and if he comes back to school nex-t year the team will be benefited a great deal. LLOYD CTEDJ EVANS- Quarterback. Ted was the general of the team. He very seldom called the wrong play, thus enabling us to make plenty of yardage. Ted was also an excellent ball carrier who knew his stuff when it came to plunging the line. KENNETH QKENJ HTOYT. Utility. Kenneth came in late in the season but came in time to plug up a hole left open by ineligibilifty. Kenneth was at fine all-around player. CHARLEY FELLERS. Utility. Charley played guard, tackle, halfback and safety with about the same degree -of efficiency. He will be back next year. EARL Q-SPICERJ IVIE- Utility. - Altho Earl d.idn't get to play in but a few games he showed the right spirit in coming out and being ready to take his place in an emergency. 3 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 BASEBALL SEASON OF '26 The baseball team of '26 made a fair showing under the coaching of Clarence Harpole- The first game was played on Coburg's combination brick patch and cow pasture. Due to the fact that fthe Junction boys were not accustomed- to fielding among Irish confetti lots and because Sogaardl and Aasted c0uldn't get the ball over to the left-handers, we were left teetering on a small end of a 19 to 6 score. On a following Friday the traditional game with Harrisburg was play- ed to a 7 to 7 deadlock. The game was called after the ninth because there weren't enough flashlights available to finish the game. Coburg slickered us again on our home field 11 to 7. In this game The Hon. Sam Mitchell made his debut in high school ball, when he re- placed Lauritzen who 'had been hit on the knee. Shedd journeyed down to Junction and took the game back home with a 19 to 4 score. Junction contributed 14 errors to the day's festivities- Oh! it was awful. One of the best games of the season was played against Halsey at Junction. The final score was 7 to 6 aztlter a 10 inning mound battle be- tween Paul Bunyan Norton of Halsey and Roy fSogyJ Sogaard of Junc- tion. 7 Shedd again defeated us on their cow pasture. That's no lie. The cows were driven off before the game. The final count was 15 to 5. Harrisburg was defeated for the first time in six games when So- gaard out pitched Jackson. The .score was 4 to 3. The following Saturday morning, Woodmen Picnic Day, Harrisburg returned the compliment and handed us a 10 to 5 w-alloping- Sogaard couldn't pitch two games straight. Triangle Lake was defeated High School Picnic Day 7 to 3 only after five Junction men had their turn at pitching. THE SCORES J unetion -City ........ .......... 6 Coburg ........ Junction City .... 7 Harrisburg ..... Junction City 7 Coburg Junction City ....... 4 Shedd ........ Junction City ....... 7 Halsey ..... Junction City ........ ....... 5 Shedd .......... Junction City ....... ....... 4 Harrisburg ..... Junction City ....... 5 Harrisburg ..... Junction City ....... 'I Triangle High THE IUNCO-ED 1927 THE BASEBALL TEAM The baseball team under the coaching of Dr. Charles Johns has made a fine showing this year. Roy Sogaard- Pitcher. About sixty percent of the team is Roy Sogaard. Roy started his pitching career at the grade school and has pitched every year since. Eugene High and Cottage Grove High are among the many teams which Sogaard has beaten. ' William Blackwell. Third base, first base and Catcher. Bill is at the receiving end this year after a long and varied career in baseball. When in grade school he caught for Chick Lee, then pitching high school ball. Upon arriving at High School he played. third base, then first base and now is throwing runners out at second base. Gordon iWatrous. First base. Gordon is the hard hitting, sure fielding recruit from Benson Tech. This is the first year for Gordon, but he plays like a vet Sam Mitchell, Second base. Mitchell got his chance last year when he played for Lauritzen at third base after Ben had his knee hurt. Like the story book, Mitch was so good that he landed a regular position. He is the most dependable infielder on the team. Ben Lauritzen. Third base. Ben is a two year man and has the fastest whip of any man on the team. He is a good fielder and a fine baseman. Bruce Young. Shortstop. After many experiments Bruce was selecteo to play shortstop. Bruce plays fine ball at this position and his batting is the grief of many opposing pitchers. Vardell Nelson. Right fielder. Altho Nelson is a notoriously poor batter, his speed in the field kept a place for him on the team. It is very unusual to see Nelson thrown -out stealing a base. This is Nelson's fourth and last year in High School ball. Noel Dann. Left field. Dann is a hard hitting, sure fielder and has bolstered the batting strength of Junction considerably. Wallis Smith and Edward Ruder are alternate center fielders, Smith having three more years to play while Ruder graduates this year. Wallace Ayers is the excellent utility man who can catch, play out- field. infield and pinch hit with considerable skill. Harry Phillips spent most of his time practicing as a relief pitch or so didn't get to play in many games. He will by next year be a great help in the box. 25 'THE IUNCO-ED 1927 GIRLS BASEBALL 1926 The girls' baseball team has at last achieved that which they set out to accomplish a few years ago. Under the careful coaching of Miss Bolderston wehave met with victories instead of defeats as of the past years. The Freshmen, wlho turned out, were a great assest as many of them were excellent players. THE PLAYERS Alva Pedersen, pitcher 3 Emma Evans, catcherg Mary Wilde, first basemang Evelyn Shields, second basemang Margaret Wilh-elm, right short stopg Maxine Lee, third basemang Edith Ruder, left short stopg Elizabeth Ruch, relief pitcher and right fieldg Emelia Aasted, center, fieldg Wilda Dyer, left fieldg Genive Goode, Elaine Horton and Mabel Kaping were substitutes. Junction City ..... Junction Junction City ..... Junction City ..... Junction City ..... Junction City ..... Junction City ...... Junction City ..... Junction City .... City ........ 22 THE SCORES ' Coburg S .. 22 Coburg Halsey . 3 Shedd ...... 42 Halsey fffff. 12 shedd .....,. .. .... 34 14 Harrisburg Monroe ,. Harrisburg Triangle High backed out after we had arrived prepared to play ball. We don't blame them after the games of the past years. This year's team has been slow in starting and as this publication goes to press they have played but one game. They were defeated by Bell- fountain 89 to 59. F 25 ,A ,lil :af 'ie1fah1 f ' 4 ,ff- IKM.. 'ein' m,4?1fWiy ' HAZEL WEBSTER EDITED BY VIOLET NELSON l 'l r I J. W l l i THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 LITERARY A FROSH FABLE RETHA and CLINTON had decided to go to VIRGINIA and visit the place which LORNA Doone had made famous. A little FRENCH maid was near the BLACK-WELL in front of the cottage where they were planing to spend their vacation. That evening as they were eating supper RETHA called to her maid and handed her a dish saying, FLC-RENCE this dish out immediately. That is a NUQLJF. I will have none of such talk. Do not speak to her so RUTHlessly, exclaimed CLINTON. When the maid returned she had with her a small boy whom she said was her brother PETER-SON. She turned to the boy and said, DOR-SEY that piece your mother taught you. But he ran out of the room' before she had finished speaking. What is there -to do around this place in the evening, asked CLIN- TON. The maid answered that fhJIR-MA had always said that anyone staying in that house always went out and gazed at the STARKNJS the first night they were there, but she thought there was too much HAYS to see them well tonight. As they left the dining room RETHA exclaimed, O-PAL, look! the SHIELD QSJ on that WALL-IS all scratched. Of course don't you suppose when you use a. thing it will become scratched? -answered CLINTON. How LO-IS the tide in the morning? C-LINTON called back to the maid. I don't know, but I will ask MRS. KENYOINJ' she replied. MOH! CLINTON, I think this is the darlingest ring you gave me. Wasn't it awfully expensive? cooed RETHA. Yes, it did cost a GOODfaJ LL, but the SMITH, who set it for me, was very reasonable. Were you really in EARNEST when you said you wished to go for a boat ride in the morning? asked CLINTON. Why, of course I was. RETHA answered. The next morning as they went outside, RETHA exclaimed, OH! QIUEVANS! look how' GREY the sky is. I am afraid we are going to have a GALE. Maybe we had better not go. I'm glad you .have come to tihat conclusion. I have not had nearly enough sleep. CLINTON responded as he settled himself in a chair and dropped off to sleep. But think, we have to go home this afternoon, RETHA said. The only reply was CLINTON'S snoring. They were at last settled on the train when RETHA thought of the letter she was going to write to LAURA, asking her to meet them. So she told CLINTON to get her some ink before the train started, and don't forget it must be CAiRTER'CSJ. she called after him. They arrived home safe and sound but naturally LAURA didn't meet them. y VIRGINIA SHIELDS, Freshman. 28 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 THE BASE BALL MATCH John, said Mrs. Jackson to her husband one evening, I've been reading the paperf' That's nothing? grunted John, 'Tve seen people before who read the papers. Yes, but there are several things in the paper I can't understand. Then don't read 'em. Now here is a column headed 'Base Ball'. What is Base Ball John? Don't you know what a base ball is ? Now here it says 'Coburg scould not connect with Sogaard's curves' Where under the sun are Sogard's curves ? It's the way he delivers the ball. Delivers it? Oh, I mean pitches it Oh! Now here it says, 'Charley caught the ball after a hard run.' 'What was a ball doing after a hard run? Hadn't you better confine your research to the marriage column ? Yes, but John, I want to know-and here is Mrs. Smith over the way who goes to all the base ball games and talks me blind about fouls, base hits and high flys. For heaven sake John, what is a foul ? Forget it, Silly! Well, I confess I'm completely lost to know what this newspaper means when it says 'Nelson stole a base while the spectators applauded' What is this world coming to when people will applaud a theft? Why wasn't Nelson arrested? Now here it says 'Coburg's home run king was put out by Bill Blackwell and he didn't do anything wrong either'. VVhat is a home run king, John? And sakes alive! Here it says 'Watrous fiew out'. I don't believe a word of it. What makes newspaper men lie so horribly? John was asleep. Surely newspapers and base ball games were not for her, she thot as she resumed her knitting. IRMA GILSTRAP, Freshman. ,LQ WHEN THE SENIORS MEET Gladys Dorsey-I guess this meeting better :come to order. Gladys Christensen-Hey, Vard, come here. Vardell-Ah, what ? Gladys Dorsey-Class meeting. Vardell-fSeating himself precariously in the windowl Pitch in. Gladys Dorsey-Well, kids, shall we have a class night. - Several fin unisonl-Sure! Several more falso in unison!-Nawl 29 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 Edward-I move that we do have one. Gladys Dorsey-All right, we'll have it. You know, we could do it without much expense, kiddo-have a skit or something. Last year the English teacher helped the seniors with costumes. One year they didn't have any 'cause the teacher wouldn't help. Gladys Christensen-You'll help us, won't you, Mr. Keeler? Mr. Keeler-Well, I can't help you with the dressing, of course- Gladys Christensen-We'l1 have to see about announcements. How many do you want? Vardell-One for me, one for my mother. Gladys Dorsey--Oh, you ought to get some for your friends. Ida-Qwittinglyj He wouldn't need any. Edward--Let's see. I have a lot of relatives. Gladys Dorsey-They're 111Ag cents apiece. Elbert islowlyj-What, his relatives? Pearl Bevel-No, the announcements. Edward-Oh, that's too much. I don't want any. Gladys Christensen-What? Gladys Dorsey-There are personal cards too. Vardell- Cyellingb What's that? Gladys Dorsey-I said it. Vardell-I don't need any. Edward fcounting cousinsj-I'l1 order eighteen. Gladys Christensen-You have to order 100. Edward-Hum. I'll have to see my folks. Vardell Qrapidly departingj-I'm going to write the Maroon and Gold. Anything you say goes. CSeveral disappear as Gladys looks dis- pairingly after Vardellj. Pearl Bevel-Hey, Wait a minute. We aren't through. Several-We are. Gladys Dorsey-Meeting adjourned. IDA MARKUSEN, Senior. -.LO CASTLE OF DREAMS Oh come with me to my dream castle fair, And I'l1 show you the dreams that I have there, All builded of mist with a touch of dew, Of flowers and a bit of the rainbow, too. There's love and joy in my dream acastle, dear, And there's one I love 'mong the dreams that are here. Romance and beauty and princes and fays, All in this dream-house where nights are like days. IDA MARKUSEN, Senior. 30 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 ANANIAS II It was while I was a feature writer for the Daily Astonisher that I bumped up against this fellow, I Layal-ot, who held the lying champion- ship of Cornstock County. I didn't know this when I went out to inter- view him. Mr. Lyalot had reached the h-ale old age of 100, so the editor of the Astonisher considered it a good plan to feature this centenarian in his Sunday edition. Naturally the lot fell to me to make the interview. I was supposed to ask him a lot of fool questions about where he was born and to -what he 'attributed his long life, something about his ex- periences and so forth and so on ad infinitum. To make a short story long, I jumped over the door of the faithful iiivver and bumped my way over a rustic road to grandpa Lyalot's house. After passing .the time of day and attending to the other formalities connected with a reporter's work, I started+gently at first-to quiz the old gentleman. I first asked him to what he attributed his long life. After a -long and deliberate pause he informed me that the reason he had lived so long was that he hadn't happened to die yet. I then asked him whether or not he thought the climate and the soil didn t have something to do with it. He took up another notch in his venerable belt, knocked over a beetle with a stream of amber liquid and proceeded to enlighten me on the qualities of the country. Well says he, do you see that big hole over there '? I told him that I could see that far. Well, he continued, that is the richest piece of land in the state. Why one time I planted a watermelon seed over there. In a couple of days the blame thing began to grow.I sure thot that was funny because on any other piece of ground I usually had to raise my watermelons with a crow bar. On the fifth day that melon grew to such proportions that I thot 'sure as shootin' it would push my house off of its foundation. I began to do a lot of figuring and by the time the sixth day rolled around I had four men on top of the melon trying to pump it out with a pitcher pump. That plan didn't work because the seeds would get stuck in the valves. The next morning the melon was so big that it just lacked .six inches of touching the house. If the sun -h'adn't gone behind a cloud, I believe the melon would have pushed my house over. I was getting pretty desperate let me tell you, when the idea of dynamite struck me all of a sudden like. I hollers to the old woman to get the kids out of the house and then I touched -off the biggest charge of dynamite in this country. 'Did it do the work, I asked. Do the work did you say? Well I guess. Why sir, it blew a hole in that melon large enough to drive a Ford thru. It sure stopped the blame thing from growing. Why don't you grow anything over there now 'P' I inquired. 31 THE IUNCO-ED 1927 Well, he returned, when that hole was made, the water from the melon rushed out so fast that it tore my house down and washed all that valuable dirt down into the river. I suppose you sawed the rind up in sections and buried it ? I ven- tured to ask. No, he answered, I wouldn't be caught wasting anything like that. Why you know sir, we had one of -the biggest picklin' bees you ever laid eyes on. We made watermelon pickles out of the rinds. I was going to ask how' they ever got enough vinegar to pickle all that rind, but I was afraid he would tell about some huge apple tree or something of the kind, so I thot I would steer the conversation into safer charmels. You would have been in a bad fix if it had rained on that melon, I ventured to say. I sure would have been, he returned. Speaking about rain reminds me of the time we had a bad rain storm a few years ago. Did you ever hear about it ? . I signified that I hadnit so he proceeded with his discourse. Well it rained so hard during that storm that it busted a funnel out on the bench. This funnel was turned with the little end up and il. rained so hard into the small end that it couldn't run out at the bottom, so the pressure split the thing wide open. But that wasn't as bad -as the storm we had ten years ago. Do you Want to hear about that? I told him one rain story was enough and added that I thot he must have gotten wet during some of these storms. Well, he says, sometimes but not always. One time I went out hunting. I always take six guns and .six kids to carry them, that is so 1 won't be bothered with loading. Along about three o'cl0ck in the afternoon the sky began to get cloudy and dark. I knew we were in for a real storm. Before we vcould get home the rain began to pour down so I just grabbed a gun from one of the boys and started shooting the rain drops as fast as they fell, and as fast as I would shoot, the kids would load up. When that storm blew over there was a dry place around us about eight feet square. Good shootin' wasn't it? I used to be a crack shot in my younger days. Why, sir, you ought to have been here when I pitted cherries for my old woman. I told him I thot that would have been interesting and that I would like to -hear about it, but just after he took- up another notch in his belt and filled a knot hole with liquid nicotine, a small boy appeared in the doorway with his head bandaged up and with small pieces of adhesive tape plastered promiscously over his countenance. Good heavens! I asked, what hit the boy? Oh we have just been larnin' him to eat with his knife and fork, Methuselah's competitor answered. After sending the boy away he continued to tell about his cherry pitting process. Now, about those cherries, he resumed., I built a high platfoiin THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 about six feet square and had one of the kids take a bucket of cherries up on it. While he poured the cherries over the side I up and pops them one with my trusty old shot gun, pitting them slick as a whistle. By this time I calculated that I had enough material for a fair sized story for the Astonisher, so I bade the venerable old gentleman good day and made for my flivver. He accompanied me out to the gate and looked on while I twisted the front of my automobile. Pretty stubborn cuss ain't it ? he asked, when he heard me mutter something not fit for publication. Now that reminds me of an old mule I used to have in '78 - He got no further as the faithful tin can cut in on his remarks- th-ank heaven--and left. I thot, as I hustled over -the sylvan road that perhaps Ananias could be considered an honest man after all. VARDELL NELSON, Senior. -.LO THE SOPHOMORE FORMAL A The Sophomores were planning a very select dance, a formal to be exact, on St. Patrick's eve. Professor Carder, the principal of our Alma Mater, old Union Central High, frowned darkly upon the proceedings. First, he declared there had been the Senior Mix, then the Junior Sneak and now both the Sophomores and the Freshmen were planning entertainments. Was it any wonder that -World History and Caesar suffered so sadly? But speaking of the Freshmen, they were having a Frosh 'Circus on the same evening that we were giving our dance. It's really so proper, Doris Langdon told one of them very sweetly, are you going to decorate in green? Q But I say, Don Chapman told a group of us, we'd better watch those Frosh closely. They've got something up their sleeves and I donft mean I think so either. Well, well, Mr. HawkshaW, said Susan Stewart, the class secretary, you've been doing a little detecting, I take it? The usual procedure is to steal the ice cream, isn't it? Well, don't worry, those refreshments will be Safely locked in the basement. Don's Warnings aroused our suspicions, however. The Freshmen gathered in small groups in the halls, talking in low voices, and as soon as one of us approached, they would begin to talk about Algebra or an English theme just a little too loudly. We did not have much time to bother about them, however, while rushing out of 'assembly hall every few minutes and being late to school at noon half the time. We worked our heads off, but in -the wrong way, so it seemed. You should have heard the Prof's lamentations as to all the golden opportunities we were wasting. Myl my! what is this generation coming to? he would solemnly remark. The poor old dear, howl could he 33 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 realize that a party was just four times as thrilling as the Franco-Prussian war? Our plans were going splendidly. Tom Atkinson, the class president, was to be the host. He was really lawfullyl good looking, and the most popular boy in the class. Eloise Byland, the vice-president, was to be the hostess, and Tom's lady of the evening, of course. Eloise was one of these lovely, irresponsible, curly-headed blondes. She was the kind of a girl who always got good grades from the younga English prof., and never failed to be given the snap questions in history. She would make an adorable hostess, if we could only get her there on time, and we were counting on Tom to do that. Saint.Patrick's eve finally arrived. The high school gymnasium was beautifully decorated as an oriental garden with shaded lamps and tinkling prisms. The refreshmentss were safely locked away, needless to say. The onchestra came about eight-thirty and the guests began to arrive about nine, but where, oh, where, were the host and hostess? Certainly not receiving guests as they should have been. The entertainment Icom- mittee was on pins and needles, so to .speak. Time dragged slowly on until it was a quarter of ten. Horrors! How could a formal dance be properly started without a host or a hostess. It was terrible! Don Chapman, chairman of the entertainment committee, was pacing the floor, tearing his hair, and cursing inwardly. Glee Norton was almost in tears. Oh dear, she moaned, for the tenth time, why didn't we choose some one sensible. Did you ever know Eloise to be on time at anything? We phoned frantically all over town always to receive the same mes- sage, Oh, they went to the Sophomore dance at the high school gym. Why don't you call there? The third time that happened Don nearly broke the telephone. So there we were, if the news leaked out we would be the joke of the town. We :could fairly see the glaring headlines in the school's weekly paper, the Comet, declaring, Sophomore Formal The Absolute Bunk, or words to that effect. Those horrid upper classmen would make a huge joke of it, of course. ' At eleven-thirty we had given up all hope, and were just going to call all the hospitals to find out where the accident had happened, when we received a very mysterious message. It seemed to be a Chineses puzzle, several ancient Greek letters and a solid geometry problem combined, but it was written on green stationery. Those infernal Freshmen! roared Don and started toward the door, for all the world like a mad bull at a red flag. We stopped him, however, and announced our discovery to the two hundred Sophomore guests. A band of carefully selected persons got their coats, hopped into several of the various cars parked around the block, and started for that Frosh Circus. When we burst into th-e hall, we found our long lost president and vice S4 fu THE JUNCO-EDI1927 president sitting in a large cage. Before them pranced a barker with a high silk hat and a green waistcoat, hollering at the top of his lungs, Ladi-e-es and gentlem-een, here you see two real Sophomores, the only ones in captivity, captured in the wild of Union Central High School. And those terrible Frosh, they actually thought it was funny. What simply slays me, I told them, is the impudence of some people. A rescue was affected and revenge vowed. We returned to the- party and as we were so very late in really starting, please don't ask me when that ,perfectly superb orchestra played Home Sweet Home. And those Frosh, how' they did suffer for their .sins. In fact, .they suffered the rest of the school year. Wasn't it lucky that Sophomore razing was in vogue? HAZEL WEBSTER, Sophomore. -.LD A HOLD UP The nigh-t was dark and a storm seemed to be gathering. The town clock .struck twelve as John strolled leisurely home. He was in no particular hurry and his mind was full of happy reflections over the enjoyable party he had just attended. He was thinking about everything but the approach- ing storm and the deep darkness, when suddenly his happy thoughts were rudly jarred by a rough voice. Stickem' up it said, 'tan make it snappy. John found himself confronted by a rough looking individual, while at the same time he looked straight into the barrel of? a thirty-eight. His mind was then a confusion of thoughts. Should he run? Should he fight? or yet, should he give the man what he wished? If he tried to run the man might shoot him. The man was much tallen and more heavily built than he, hence a physical struggle might not prove wise. The best thing, he determined, was to give the man what he asked, and he grinned with satisfaction for he remembered that there was only a 'little more than five dollars in his pocket book. C'mon, said the robber, what do you think I am, a cigar store Indian? Come back to earth and show me the linin' in them pockets or there'll be la funeral in this burg. Automatically John turned his pockets inside out. As his pocket book came into view the robber's eyes gleamed. Gimme that, 'he said, and gimme that ring too. John hesitated, he hated to part with the ring, it wasn't a very costly one, but it was his class ring Che was senior in high schooly and he had just received it two weeks before. That ring won't do you any good, he said, It's-- . No arguin' goes, interrupted the thug, I guess I know what's good for me. 35 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 Maybe you do,' ' thought John, This may mean your Waterloo, and he quickly handed the ring over. Now, said the robber, turn aroun' and walk back the way you came, an' keep your nose in line with your feet if you don't want to get it shot off. John turned and retraced his steps for about sixty paces and then couldn't resist the temptation to turn around-the robber was gone! Well, I'1l be jinxed, said John. That was pretty nifty but I have a slight chance to get even. He reported the robbery at police headquar- ters and then went to bed. ' The next day as he was coming home from school his curosity was aroused by a group of laborers in the middle of the street. Approaching one of the men he inquired the reason for the excitement and was told that one of the workm-en, while digging a ditch for a sewer pipe, had punctured a gas main with his pick. John walked over to the ditch and saw a man stopping up the hole in the pipe and then John started. On the little finger was ia ring that looked very much like his own class ring. The distance to the bottom of the pit was to great to make sure, however, so John leaped down beside the man. This individual regarded him mildly and John felt sure that he was not the robber because of his small stature. John regarded the ring again. It certainly was his class ring. What yer lookin' at? Me ring? asked the man. Yes, I beg your pardon, sir, answered John, but will you please tell me where you got it ? Sure, said the man, I won that ring in a game of poker down to Clinker's last night. John knew the reputation of the place to which he referred. It was a saloon of low reputation in the eastern part of the city. But whom did you win it from? asked John eagerly. 'fCan't tell yer that, replied the laborer. He was a stranger to me an' an ornery lookin' cuss at that. Well, replied John, I'll wager that the initials in that ring are J. A. O. The man hurriedly took off the ring and looked inside. Then he started. Well, I'll tell you, said John. That ring is mine and the man you played cards with last night is a robber. And John related the adventure he had had the night before. Well, I'll be hanged, ejaculated the Workman. I told you he lookec crooked. Will you help me bring this man to justice? asked John. Will I, his new-found friend shouted, Well I-can a duck swim? Thanks, said John somewhat relieved, but I haven't asked you your name yet-mine's John Oakland. And mine's Pat O'Brien, an' I'm Irish, added the laborer with a broad smile. All right, Pat, said John, look for me over at Clinker's tonight at seven sharp. V 36 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 You bet your boots I wi1l, sang out Pat, and with those words ringing in his ears John left him. That night as John approached C1inker's he saw a figure hurrying toward him. Hello, Pat, said John as the figure slowed up near him. What's your rush ? He's in there, whispered the excited Pat pointing to Clinkers. Good, answered John. Is there a 'phone near here that I lean use? Yeh, right in this here house me friend Charlie lives, he'd let you use six phones if he had 'em. Good, said John again, the police patrol will be here in a minute now and our fine friend, Mr. Robber, will have a nice story to tell the Judge. John had told the police not to stop exactly at Clinkers but a few doors to the north where he and Pat awaited them. This precaution he took to keep from alarming the robber who might make a getaway if he saw the poicle too soon. Pat then pointed the robber out to the Chief of Police and that officer gave a perceptible start as he saw the man, the reason for which John found out before many minutes passed. The Chief then posted his men around the saloon while he and another officer en- tered to arrest the robber. The thief was playing cards and as the policeman entered he made no move to get away. When the Chief attempted to handcuff him he knocked that officer to the floor and before the other officer could touch him he sprang to the other side of the room and pushing an electric but- ton, he placed the whole room in darkness. Curses and shouts followed and then some more curses and shouts. Then a door slammed and John who was Waiting outside, heard a scuffle. Then from around the side of the building came a trio of policemen, holding tightly the struggling robber. Before John realized fully what had happened he found the Chief talking to him while that individual kept rubbing his chin reflectively. My boy, he said, pointing at the robber, you have rendered hu- manity a great service by helping to bring that man to justice. He is Hague Henderson-better known to government officials as 'Hard Hague' and he is wanted for a bank robbery, several petty thefts, and also for connection with a murder lease. A reward of five hundred dollars has been offered for his arrest and that reward goes to you along with a thousand thanks from me. Then feeling his chin again, he turned swiftly to Hague and said, Don't forget, if you have any time left when the judge gets through with you that you'll serve somemore for striking an officer of the law. These last Words were almost lost to John, he was so surpirsed to be told of the reward. 'Suddenly he felt a nudge in his ribs and he saw Pat smilingly looking at him. 37 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 Here's your ring, me lad, said the Irishman, it's certainly coming to yer. y . Yes, answered John, and don't forget 3250 of that reward is yours-it's cert-ainly coming to you. Why, that's nearly enough to buy a flivver, and I alus wanted one of them fool things, gasped Pat-and the smile that spread over his face was good to see. HAZEIL SPICKLER, Junior. -.LO MEMORIES As the years roll by, I think of the J. C. High. The girls were full of glee, The boys were happy as 'could be. Even teacher had a smile Amid a day of trial. Then when gloom among us spread We would sadly droop our head. The good old foot ball team- We held with highest esteem, Our yell was loud! For the boys we were proud. When the pleasant fall was past Holidays came to us at last, With a feast of joy and rest- Which left us at our very best. Mid-year approaches fast, Soon we'll begin our ardent task, When the work is o'er- We turn to books once more, The spring brot lots of fun- When the base ball season had begun The boys and girls alike, Each began their glorious iight. When I think of the tasks long done, And the battles we had Wong I can proudly raise my head- To meet the world without a dread. Fate has given each a work, From which we should never shirk. But school days we must recall Are the very best of all. MARGARET WILHELM, Sophomore. 38 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 HOW YOU GOT YOUR NAME Recently I was asked to write an unusual article for the Maroon and Gold. The editor asked me to give the origin of names of some of the students in our High School. Being a historian of great note it was easy for me to do this. Here is the result: During the Middle Ages in the small town of Dunfreeboro in Ireland. there lived a justice of the peace. Now this justice had an unusual habit of fining speeders and traffic violators large sums of money. Whenever a speeder came in and pleaded guilty and started to lay down his S5 fine Cthis was the usual fine everywhere at this ltimej this justice would say, No, you don't get off that easy, you must pay 'More Fee,' say S25. Now, the traffic violators, as you can imagine, did not like this, so whenever they saw this justice of the peace they would yell, Hello, More Fee. Soon all the inhabitants of the .town began calling him More Fee which later was boiled down to Murphy, and now is the name of two prom- ising justices of the peace, James and Willard Murphy. Stop me if you have heard this one. During the Stone Age there lived in a cave a man who had a keen sense of humor. This man would play jokes on his fellow townspeople. His favorite joke was to make people believe he w-as dead. Then in the midst of their mourning he would appear suddenly. He played this trick so often that the people used to call him Die-er, because he would appear to die so often. This name soon became very popular and that is how Wilda Dyer's remote ancestor got his name. I'Il not keep you up long now, only two more after this one. Along about the time our ancestors used tails instead of ropes to climb trees with and traveled in the air thru trees instead of by airplanes there lived in a tree a very tend.er young man, that is to say, whenever this young man stubbed his toe climbing down out of a tree, or bumped his head against a limb going up, or hurt himself in any way he would let out a loud yell. Now this young man's enunciation was very bad. His yell usual- ly consisted of ten words, I am hoi't, I am hoi'tl Help! I will die! This cry would arouse his neighbors who would come -to him only to find his ailment of a very minor nature. This got to be so tiresome that the pec- ple used to Kid him so as to shame him into not calling' for help. They would say to him, Hello, Hoi't, Are you Hoi't. This remark was finally abbreviated to plain Hello Hoi't. 'Dhen the townsfolk would call him Hoi't. A printer of the 16th century in writing about this man spelled his name H-o-y-t and thus it remained. Ask Mac if this story isn't true. Since he is a direct descendant of Daniel of the famous Lion's Den episode in history it is only natural that Noel Dann is thus named. Ellen Iles got her name from the fact that one of her relations fnot now livingy discovered the British Isles. This discoverer took the Isles part of the name for his own use and left the British part for the Anglo Saxons. Ellen spells her name Iles but that's because she doesn't know better. The correct spelling is Isles. If you don't believe me go look at the spelling on 39 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 g the map of the British Isles. A long time ago before people were called names there lived a great explorer. This explorer was constantly in search of the fountain of youth. All his efforts were toward trying to be young again. This explorer spent most of his life trying to find the fountain. Well, as it happened, one day he found his fountain. He bathed in it and immediately grew- young. Then he went back to his home town. His neighbors were very surprised to see him -so young again. They begged him to tell his secret, but he would not do it. Whenever this man got old he would go to the fountain and get young. Finally the people around this town became civilized. They fbegan to call each other by names. The mayor was given the job of naming all the in- habitants of the town. When he came to this explorer he pondered a, long time, and then he decided to call him Young because he always stayed young. And that is why Bruce's last name is Young. Probably he still knows where that fountain of youth is for he sure keeps that schoolgirl complexion, doesn't he girls? And its a cinch he doesn't use Palmolive soap. You can tell that by his face. He doesn't use any soap at all. In the -city of Oolapoola on the Yaleepalee river in Chasawasee there once lived a we-nan who had a grown son. This woman's name was Nell and she was a widow. Her husband had died of logoes on the bogoes in the great epidemic of 1664 B. C. Now this son of hers got to be a strap- ping big fellow and because of his size and prodigious strength he was distinguished from the other citizens of that town. When the people would see him go down town they would say, there goes Nell's son. This used to be a very popular saying. It -has thus remained down thru the ages and the great, great, great, great, great, great, grand-aughter of Nel1's son, Violet Nelson, says that this is the way her name originated. SAM MITCHELL, Senior -LO ON A DARK, DARK NIGHT Did you ever ride on a dark, dark night, With just the stars and the way, When the eirie sight of a distant sprite Makes your hair turn almost gray? When every dark hulk beside the white road Sends creeps running down your spine, And every dark tree with its dark leaf load Seems a group of spectres nine? Oh it's great to see home in the distance, With its bright lights twinkling fair, And your mother's loved face at the entrance And the host of .the loved things there. IDA MARKUSEN, Senior THE JUNCO-ED 1927 HOW THE FIRST MAN BECAME BALD In the far off time of the very beginning there lived at the edge of the desert a Wild man whose locks grew long and Woolly like all wild men's locks must do. This wild man, like all wild men, had a hobby and it was a hat which reflected the sun's rays with more than oriental splendor. This w-ild man, like wild men are mostly, was lazy and had a horse to carry him so he Wold not have to make sandals to walk on. According to the wild man, this horse had no more -sense than is generally accredited to peanuts. . One day in the far off time of the very beginning the wild man put on his hat which reflected the sun's rays with more than oriental splendor, but his locks had grown so long and woolly that his hat would not stay on his head. So the wild man, being very lazy, cut his hair closely to his head -so closely that it was really shaved, because he did not like to pick up his hat, which reflected the sun's rays with more than oriental splendor. The wild man, according to the custom of all wild men, ate meat. To get his meat he hunted on the desert. Being very lazy he ate only when he had -to, s-o at last he ran out of meat and was forced to go hunting on the d.esert. The wild man put on his hat that reflected the sun's rays with more than oriental splendor, and mounted his horse that had no more sense than is genertlly accredited to peanuts, and went out on the desert. They journeyed far into the desert, when the horse with no more sense than is generally accredited to peanuts, decided to show his wisdom and, like all horses do, bucked the Wild man off w-ho was too lazy to put a saddle on so he could pull leather and thus stay on. The wild man landed on his hat that reflected the sun's rays with more than oriental splendor and s-poiled it exceedingly s-o he could no longer wear it. So great was t-he Wild man's anger against the horse with no more sense than is generally accredited to peanuts that he forgot his laziness and his hat that reflected the sun's rays with more than oriental splendor, and chased. the horse for many days under the hot sun of the desert, un- til the wild man's head was burnt to the hardness of a cooking class bis- cuit. At last the wild man went home and soaked his head in the oil of olives of which there were a great many at the edge of the desert, as there are at the edge of every desert. Under his care and soaking the wild man, who was civilized now that his hair was cut, softened the great hardness of his head, just as a cooking class biscuit will soften under such process. Everything was then all right with the wild man except that the hair on is 'head had so long .tried to push through the hardness of his head that it had died and the wild man was bald for life. Ever since that day many men have been bald. , MAC HOYT '28 41 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 A ROMANCE OF POPULAR SONGS Last Night on the Back Porch Red Hot Henry Brownnwhispered to Cecilia, Sweet Child, Let Me Call You Sweetheart, so Don't Wake Me Up- But his words were of no -avail. Poor Papa, Feeling Kinda Blue, as he bid' her good by he sobbed: Hard Hearted Hanna, I'l1 Be Loving You Always. Swinging Down the Land and Stumbling over the Rock of Ages, he fell into the Old Oaken Bucket, and was gone Forever, Relenting, Sorry and Blue, she bewailed Oh, I wish I had some One to Love Me. So Alabama Bound went to Barcelona and Gettin' Acqua.inted with Charley, My Boy, decided to go Paddlin' on the Swanee River Underneath the Mellow Moon. Several weeks later she rebuked him, saying, Ah, ha, You're Cheatin' On Me. I szuw you with Flaming Mamie. Poor chap tried to explain, but she answered: Bye, Bye, Mother, I'm going -hom-e on Horses, to bid Mother to Tie Me to Your Apron Strings Again, and left him saying: I'll Never Miss You Again. Sweet Man went to Colorado and built My Castle in Spain. While there he met the Harmony Kid and ,saw him do the St. Louis Hop and heard him sing the Song of Volga Boatmanf' Sighing and Angry he moaned What Good is Good Morning? 'Dhere's More Good in Good Night. Charley returned to Cecelia and begged Pretty Baby Teach Me to Smile I Wan't to Be Kissed cause with you 'Tm Sitting On Top of The World I Never Knew How Wonderful You Were Bamboolo Who Wouldnft Love You, I Won't Go Home To Night. I Want Ito Be With You In My Tippy, Tippy Canoe, Underneath the Dreamy Carolina Moon. Cecelia answered happily By the Sign of The Rosef' I Knew You'd Come Back To Me Pal O' Mine. See my Lantern of Love I put it there to See You In My Dreams. 'Come Kiss Me Again she finished. While in his arms she said What A Man All the Time Is Loving Time When the One You Love Loves You. And walking down the path of 'iLove In Spain he said Hi Ho, The Merrie As Long As She Loves Me. NOEL DANTN, Junior- SOMETIME When Clyde Morgan is a man He's going to be a tailor, And Mac Hoyt says that he I Would like to be a sailor, Glenn Rafoth is going to be The Junction City baker, But Earl says he wants to be The Ivie auto-maker. Emma and Ellen upon the stage No doubt will win great fame, And Ida will live up to that theme, Of what's in a name. Hazel will tell us all the news From China and Japan, And even the rest of all our class, Will do the best we can. V HOLLY MORGAN- 42 'v .af 1 Q V 4 ' ' .AMA Q1 AM EDITED BY WILLARD MURPHY THE JUNCO-ED 1927 I ' K J Th THE BROKEN e THE LIISSING MIRROR LINK I Marooned and Cold NO. 0 SUNDAY,?EBRUARY 30, 19271 VOLUME NO. 0 THE MAROONED AND COLD Published by the J. C. H. S. A. NONYMOUS - - Editor ASSEMBLY NEWS Weather forcast. Light heavy showers and a west--east wind. Sunny and cloudy yesterday. Don't know about tomorrow's weather because tomorrow i-sn't here yet. Mr. Winther Bodtker, former- ly of this school, is now with the Nels Nelson, Pete Peterson, Jack Jackson, Tom Thompson, Jens Jensen, John Johnson Cir- cus. Wint., as he is known to friends, plays the leading roll as a clown. ADVICE COLUMN Q.-How can I sweenten my disposition?. Maxine Lee. A-- Take a dose of posion. If you survive you will be glad you are alive thus your disposi- tion will be sweetened. If you die-whats the difference. My face is completely cover- ed with freckles how can I pre- vent them from showing? Edith Evans. A.-Try wearing .a Veil. Q.-How can I take some of Q.-How can we get the ap- preciation of the student body when wc -play and sing the High School songs? Alva and Ellen- A.-Put on a muffler. Q.--How can I get a girl like the rest of the -boys do? Earl Ivie. A.-I don't know Earl-I haven't 'been very sucessful my- self- We might try an up to date Fbrd-Editor. A Q.-Which is the quickest way to reduce? Clyde Morgan. A.-We recommend a good sharp butcher knife, or a trip to Ti Juana. Q.- How would you go about to win a girl? Gordon Watrous- A.-I don't know, I haven't learned to gamble yet. WANTED A pretty flapper who will acept my dates eight nights out of the week. Chaney Fellers. fNoel Dann ought to be able to fix you up.-1Editor.J A hope chest wi-th plenty of hope-Ellen Iles- BASEBALL SCHEDULE Junction vs- Benson Tech. the curl out of my hair? Mac Junction vs. U. of O. Frosh. Hoyt. Junction vs. State Pen. A.-Change your ancestry. Junction vs. Irving. Q THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 nnmmv .mmm-univi11nn1Iv11IInmmumuumunmm111.1::1:I1IIII:I:1IIn-:IIuI1uvInuuwuunuizu-1:'unmzu1I:n-4Iuz1inunrxim11nI1111I:::n1r.nnnviIIammlrmmunmn Our Rogues Gallery THE TERRIBLE COUSINS This is Gordon Watrous failing to snap the ball back . when Junction City was in the six yard line with two ' downs. Had Mr. Watrous thrown the ball J unotion would Q , i have undoubtedly made a touch dovwn-thus the score V , , ' -4., iv! l would have been 6 to 6- This 'is Vardell Nelson in '21 characteristic pose at 1703, bat just before he went to the outfield to miss the fly 5 Junction game. This is Nelson's second offense, so a heavy Xxx, sentence was imposed. 'fi ii Found on the registration card of a Freshman. Question. Give your parent's name. Frosh. Mama and Paper. ball which let in the winning run in the first Harrisburg- Rf Mrs. Kinmball: Have you given the Goldfish fresh water? Vera: No. They haven't finished the water I gave them yesterday. Mr. Keeler: Where did Antonio's s-hip sink? Willard: Out in the water. Noel: My but your contradictory tonite. Opal: Why, I am not. Charley N. What would you do if someone were dying for a kiss. Red: Render first aid. Earl: Are you the man who cut my hair last time? Barber: No sir, I have only been here six months- When a man says he runs things at home he usually means the fur- nace, lawn mower and washing machine. 45 THE JUNCO-ED 1927 2:1-'nnlnlun mnnuIIIII1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlrInIIIIIIIIvIIIIIIIIIIIIIInLInImnnnnnllmmlnIllmlllnllmlllnlnlnImimillImlIIumm:mlmlnlIuIuIIIIIIIIurrIuIIIIIlInIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIIIIII1IIullllllllllllllllllllll i 3 Who is Who in High School ZifzzunmnI1NII1I1111111111I11I1IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.IIIIII1IIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllulmlllllllulllnlllulnlmlllunununluunlunmulIIIIlluuuulunulllnr1llIuIuuIInmnnlmmmumunIIIunno1In1I1n1x1ulunnnmmnnum.3152 SAM MITCHELL. Sam Mitchell was born in 1911 in Portland, Ore. Entered High School as a Freshman and has never gotten over it. Noted for his ability to argue and to get good Civics grades. Has ably filled the position as Baseball Manager and as a club-footed, shoulder-bound second baseman. Will be a Senior next year undoubtedly. BRUCE YOUNG. Bruce Young was born in 1910 in Junction City out on the farm but not in a manger. Entered this High School as Fresh- man and never will get over it fHistorical note: Bruce 'wore his first long pants .in his Freshman year.D Noted for his seventies in deportment and his brilliant U. S. History recitations- Will be a Senior next year- maybe. HAROLD CSWEDEl OLSEN. Mr. Olsen was born September 30, 1911. Entered High School as a Frosh. After three years he got enough credits to become a Sophomore. Noted for his honesty in U. S. History exams and his services as an Arena Club treasurer. Professors of high math have estimated that he will become a Senior in 1937. ELLEN ILES. Miss Iles was born on September 25, 1909. Entered High School as a Frosh and was lucky to get out of that class. Was mistakenly vacinated 'by a phonograph needle at an early age. After many ,years of luck and bluffing she will become a Senior. K ELAINE QREDJ H-ORTON. Miss Horton was born, April 12, 1911. Entered High School as a Frosh and succeeded in getting over it. Noted for her Vermillion hair, her innocent ways, her respect for her teachers, and a love affair with Clyde Morgan. She will become a Senior along with the rest of these Honyocks. NOEL DANN fnot Damnj. Noel was born December 6, 1908. Enters here every midyear from Ely, Nevada Knot Renoj. fHistorica1 note: Dann gets kicked out down there every yeary- Noted for his high eligibility standing, his kindness to other students and his feeble and modest laugh. He was, is and will be a Frosh. , GLEN RA1FOTl-I. Glen was born June 6, 1910. Entered High School as a Frosh and was as green if not greener than the rest. Noted for his popularity with the girls, for his driving ability and his enthusiasm for student body meetings. Will also 'become a Senior. IDA MARKUSEN. Miss Markusen was born November 30, 1909. Entered High School as a Fros'h. Got over it in three years. Noted for ability to get and keep the high school coin. 'She was made famous by this saying, Please pay your dues- Also noted for her low deportment grades, and for her ignorance of petting parties. A 46 THE ,IUNCO-ED 1927 VARDELL CVARDJ NELSON. The honorable Mr. Nelson Was born in Idaho on Feb. 28, 1908. QWashington and Lincoln were also born in this month.J Entered here thru the backway and will probably leave by the same route. Noted for his mislcues in the Harrisburg ball games, his hair, which lays perfectly smooth and his eagerness to let some one else run the student body. By luck and by -a pull with the teachers 'he has become a Senior. HANS EDWARD RUDER. His majesty was born May 27, 1910. Entered as a Frosh in this school. By burning 1,227 gall-ons of midnight oil he was able to graduate in three years. Noted for his liberalness, modesty, his willingness to admit he is wrong. Will be made famous by his plus and minus theory. He is a Senior. Hail, hail the gang is all here. ROY KSOGYJ SOGAARD. R-oy came into the world like the rest of us, believe it or not. Entering High School as il Freshman he gradually worked up to the Junior class. Noted for his bean eating ability, and his slowness in going down the steps. He will graduate along with the rest of the notables. GORDON WATROUS. Mr. Watrous was born in 1910. He entered this High -School from Benson Tech- of Portland. as a half Freshman and half Sophomore. For some unknown reason he was able at midyear to become a regular Sophomore. Gordie Darling is noted for his pole climbing ability, girl rushing and other daring feats. He will graduate just as many thousands of others have graduated-in due time. -.LO Mr. Keeler : Sam. what is the highest diamond? Sam :The ace- Glen :I'd face death for you. Edit-11 :Why did you run from that dog? Glen : He Wasn't dead. .THE STORM Darkness fell suddenly like man from a ten story building. One after another the stars appeared like bills at the first of the month. The great mountain seemed as blue as a pessimist on Monday morning. Then the storm broke like a cup in a housemaid's hands. ll Pat fafter hitting a pedestrianl :Are you hurt? The victim, who is a butcher boy :lNo, but I can't find my liver. 47 THE IUNCO-ED 1927 TO THE MAN WHO MAKES IT HOT FOR US Every day this gentleman makes it hot for us. He takes great delight in building up a roaring, blazing fire to cook us, to scorch us and to make us open wide the windows. He does not limit his ruthless tactics to fire building but has -the blackboards clean so that the teachers take great joy in sending us there to work. Here's to our Janitor, the best we have ever had, Mr. T. H. Ray. SCHOOL DICTIONARY Rally. noun. A celebration, orgy, party or gathering for the purpose of stimulating enthusiasm in athletics but which in reality leaves the players in such a weakened condition that they are defeated the next day. Picnic fAnnualJ noun- A trip or hike into the woods for the purpose of eating food -covered. with dirt, grime and bugs. It is sometimes used as a pretense to get out of a Saturday's work. Contest foratori-call. noun. A match or meet in which representatives from each class .try to out talk and out gesticulate their opponents. When the battle is over the losers proceed to shake hands with the victors and tell howl glad VD they are that they won. Stairs. noun. A series of short steps used to run up and down upon. Often the scene of accidents when one student coming up doesn't want the student coming down to pass. Library. noun. A receptacle for books, girls and the janitor's ladder. Usualy used as a refuge from the assembly classes also used as a gathering place to plot. 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L if im' ' H K 7 Wash, Dry and Rinse at the same time N o Water to lift or carry. Empties itself See Us For Terms MouN1AI.Ns Smrss PQWEILCQMPANY H093 ' ni' Li,-YQ ig' 5 . E, vuauc 5 2 sign E7 w. .7 5, 30 ' l Q ll lllllllllllll llllll Ill II lllll Ill THE JUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION QSHIELDS-RUCH co Fountain Service Candies and Cigars Service and Quality long remain after the Price is forgotten IIIIIHIXIIIlllilHlllllllIIl!IIEillllllllllilllllllllllllllllll GENERAL HARDWARE S HOUSE FURNISHINGS PAINTS AND OILS FURN ITURE GROCERIES Plumbing and Electrical Contracting E SATISFACTION GUARANTEED EllllllllIIIllllIIIIIlllllIIlllIIlllllllIIIlIIl'lIIIIllIllllllilllllllllllllllll Monogram Lunch and Confections lllllllllllllllllllillllllIllllllllll lllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIHIIllIllIllIIIllllllllllllllllllllIllIllIllIllIIllIllllllllllllllllllllll East Side Service Station GAS OIL F IRES TONE TIRES General. Repairing Battery Charging 'lt I I IIllllIlIllIllIllllllllllllllllllllllll lllll I I I IllIIlllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllll jf: 2 THE JUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION IHIIlllllllllllllIIIIlilIIlllllllllllllllIllIlllIIlIlIIlllIIl!l1Illlllllllllllllll Why take 4? when you can get 'wc on as many even hundred dollars as you have, money callable after 12 months in full. 796 on monthly savings accounts SA FER THAN BANKS An endowment at 65. Rate-Aged 15, S16 per 31000. S2000 for accidental death. Kansas City Life Insurance Co. llilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllll Dr. C. A. Scott DENTISTRY At Your Service GEC. YQUNG Rss. PHONES OFFICE AGENT 682 312 life Insurance and Investments. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I THANK YOU Call again and often DRUGS And FOUNTAIN DRINKS l' M116 y If ., 'ft S ' ' YF A ' M Ju Ncrlon Cnr . . , OREGON Illl ' THE JUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION if IIIIIIIIIlllillllllllllllllVIllllIIIIIIHllllIIllllllIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllPIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllg CASH at CARRY T! 2 We specialize Groceries 3 of the highest class. If 2 E its in the market we will ' 2 have it. Everything 5 fresh and up to date. 2 A. DETMERING I I IlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllll I I I II Ill III ,D ,, T in AT MUREGULD Knusr EVERYTHING IN BAKERY GOODS We Specialize in Party, Birthday and Wedding Cakes CITY BAKERY III TAYLOR'S CASH and CARRY MEAT MARKET Zhi? Everything rn Meats SERVICE AND COURTESY E Is Our Motto HORACE TAYLOR,' Prop. IllllIIIIIIIIHIllIlllllIllIIIIIIIllIlllIIIlIIIIIlllIllllllllllllllllllllllll I SIXTH STREET MEAT MARKET The Family Market Your child will receive the same prompt, honest treat- ment that would be accord- . ed yourself. C. T. CHRISTENSEN, Prop. - Illllllll IllIIlIllIIllIllllIIIIIIIHIllllllllIIlllllllllilhlllllllllllI IIIIIIHI lllllll Illl I I I Illl I Illllllllllllllll I I I Illlllllllllllllllllgs 4 THE JUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION IllllIllllllllllllllllllllllIlllliIXIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllll 0 0 0 Q 0 0 . Q A Complete Line of Ladies and Gents Furnishings Dry Goods and Notions . . A. J. KAISER JUNCTION CITY, OREGON llilllliilllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllIlIIlIIl!IllilHlHll Junction City Co-operative Exchange ,lg GENERAL WAREHOUSE BUSINESS DEALERS IN Flour, Feed, Lime, Cement, Shingles HANS RASMUSSEN, Manager Illlllllll llllllllllllillilllllllIlllllllllllIlllllllllllllllillillillll THE JUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION illllllllllllllllIIYIIIIIIIllllllllllIllIllllllllllllIllIllIIllllIlllllllllllllllllllllflllllllllIIllIIIlIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllHlllllll? 111111111111 . ' Or1o1e Cafe EDW. F. BAILEY AffOf!l8,Y If LIW y ,ruucnou CI'1'Y.0REb0N 7F 'ii' ,Qt uuuauuvsuuuuu I llllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIlIIIIIIllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 5 The Business That Service Built g Fishing Tackle, Starrett Tools, -f Mill Supplies, Furniture, Ra- : dio Sets, Farm Supplies, Sherwin-Williams Paints Bicycles and- Repairing, Guns and Ammuni- tion, Athletic Sup- plies, Sporting Goods, Bat- A teries. IllNClION CITY HARDWARE 00. E J. R. I-IUGHS, Manager : illllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllll I lll lllllllllll ll I I Qi: El., Q 4 ,',?e'.5',1Y'!,iif' 1 ,- :lf-7 :' ,pf 4 : iff Lunches Fountain Service llIllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlIIlIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll CONFECTIONS CIGARS BURTON and MILLIORN Cigar Store TRY OUR Baby Rice Pop Corn TOBACCN SOFT DRINKS I IIllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllll I I I l llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllll THE ,IUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION gfIlllllIIlIllIIl'IlllI IIllIllIHIHllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIKI Illlll llll lllll Ill IHIUI I GIBO OTGR . CA - 'rn cxs - rrmcrorus SALES AND SERVICE 3 Day and Night Wrecking Service n EIlll!IlHllllllllIlIllIIlIlIllIllIllIllIllHllIIlYIllIlIll.IllllIlIIIIllIlllIIllllUlllllllI1llIlIllllllllllllllllllllINllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll VIHIWI IIHIHIHI . A F- -E. .' , - wi, .. ' .1-:Tf . '?':4- o .-H' 'Q'-,si-., .' E -115-Mr-jf:-' ge--:' -2 af1'5 :-e, 'sf-'fgmf-it-' -A M : 'TT-T-T- '--N'T . 'fy f cz' - A0 S - I f. pxrfwz-A544 2 55 f:453f1'V its E' 1 Wztiirfpzmg Q j . ' f 7 - 'E 5-3,-ELA, : hi? -A is-5' I . Q T:-3' A x 'V 15 , 5 ,:' 1 1.7, A , V - 'V' 4 S 2 Q' . ' ' 4-5 '24 'I' F I-V E - Zi: 1Q44'g 'IEW 5 A gf' ' 5.21-- -wwf-xf.i'1f :?5EEL.me:.,mEef.? fir ' 5 3' ' ' , ---is -f 1 2 ' 7. A Qt' E 4-L ' ' , ' .. THEATRE I his Theatre is run for your amusement. It is our constant aim to secure for you only the very best pictures. THE PICK OF THE PICTURES RallHlllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllItlllllllllllllllllllllllllltllilhllnlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIHIIXIHIlllllllllklllIIHIIIIHI illll Illlllll I 7 I Ill THE JUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION Il ll Il n I I lu III!! YII1I1WIIll!lII!llillllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIHIIIIIIlllIIIIIlIIIIllIllIHIIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIIIIVIIHII TRACER 8: JAGER Are ready to serve you with a complete line of Jewelry Gifts of Jewelry are most fitted for such occasions as Graduation, Birthdays, Engagements and Christmas We will be pleased to have your patronage Tracer 8: Jager JEWELERS V INYIMIHIMI lwlx1I,rlIlx1I!ll?l IHIIlIIlIUIIlIlYIHIF'I'IINlIHIHIINININIHIUINIHIHIHINIHIHlilIiiIHIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIVIHINIHIUINIHIUINIIHIHI1 Junction City Cash Produce ws Ji EGGS CREAM POULTRY EI EIIIEHEHEHIIIIII Hllillllil lllll EI EJ PHONE 533 JUNCTION CITY, OREGON INIVIUINIwWIHl1lI lT'ITIf'I'I I I il il rl IMI I il I I I I I I I IIIIIYIIHIHIHIUIHIWKIIIIHIHI!iIllIUIllIHIIIIIIIHIIIIHIHIF Community F E E D S T O R E The Home of R. S. ROGERS, M. D. FLOUR and FEED Jrmcrion CITY, ons. CHRIS NELSON, Proprietor mom: Om' 572 Res. 573 8 IIIII llllll lllli I' IVII IHI' IHI 5IlIll'l I IHI I Ill I I I ll I I IHIHIHII I Ill IIIII ll Il I I I I llll Ill l'lllllI I I I I I I I IIHIII: THE ,IUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION lIIllllIIIllllIlllllllllllllllIIlIlllllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillIlllllllllllllllllllIlIIIllllllIIIIIllllllIlIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllH .. The Rawleigh MITCHELIJS Store SECOND HAND M STORE Paul Borgaard, Prop. t New and Second Hand Goods A Full Line of , Ravvleigh Remedies Housefurnishings Confections, Tobacco School Supplies We Buy and Sell Everything A Cordial Welcome and A Courteous Treatment 2 M. MITCHELL, Prop. illlllllllllllllIIllIIIllIllIlllllIlIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IllIlIlllllllllllllllilIKIIIIIHIHlllllllllllllllllllllllllilllll 'iehninkp Bragg The Corner Drug Store .TM Caters to Your Wants in Drugs, Medicine, Stationery Kodaks and Kodak Supplies A. LEDNICKY, Druggist 1lIllHll!ll'llllIilIi THE ,IUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION 9:4 ll ll llll IlllllIlllllIllIlllllllllllllllllIlllllI'lIlllIlIIlIIllllIIlIIIHIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I I Ill' I I I Illllll Parkland Da ,QW I Il Students thrive on our E S p e e ri S or Jersey Milk of Dry Goods Quality Groceries Meets the most rigid sanitary Gents Fumishings Shoes Trade with us and save inspection money for O. N. Peterson, P1'Op. Q They Don't Undersell Us I IVIHIIlllilllllllllIHlllllllllllllllllllillllIllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllIIllIllIIIIIIIlIIIIIIllIIIlIIIIUIllIlIlllIIllXlllllllllllllllllllllllIl 20th CENTURY ST CRE A Store Founded on Courtesy, Fair Dealing and Rzght Prices M Read our advertisements each Week for the latest in money saving prices on Groceries I. O. O. F. Building Junction City, Ore. ll llllllllllllllll ll lllllll lllllllllllllllllll ll llllllllll 10 THE ,IUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION 3 llllllllllllllllllIlIIIIllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllll Science THE KEY TO EDUCATION True education not only opens up stores of knowledge but develops the alert mind. The chief glory of modern science is THE SCIENTIFIC SPIRIT Higher education in the field of applied science combines technical study with the fundamental training essential to citizenship, Its degrees open the way not only to leadership in the several pursuits and professions in life but also to a larger community service. OREGON STATE LAND-GRANT COLLEGE Maintains schools of Engineering fcivil, electrical, mechanical, chemicalj, Mines, Forestry, Agriculture, Pharmacy, Home Economics, Vocational Education, Commerce, and Military Science, all offering accredited college work. The School of Basic Arts and Sciences, Industrial Journalism, Library Practice, Physical Education, and Music afford sound basic and specialized training. For catalogue and other information address The Registrar Oregon Agricultural College Corvallis lllll IllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IllIllllllllllllllIllIIlIllIlllllIllllllllllllllllllllll llllilllllllll llllllllllllll llll I ll illlll ll llllllllllllllll lllll To the class of 1927 Congratulations And best wishes for your future Prosperity, Success and Happiness. Eugene Business College urs A sooo scuoox. A. E. ROBERTS, President 992 WILLAMETTE STREET Phone 667 Eugene, Oregon 2 IlllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllll llllllillll I Illll Illlllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIHII I lll I II IIIIII 11 THE JUNCO ED ADVERTISING SECTION VIllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllIIIHllllllllllllllllllllll Glumpliments nf 3? Zunntiun Qlitp State Bank Qnh Mba Jfirst Rational Zgank Q 0 I J FQ .. - .- kia x f ,J g. K-ZX 1 gil f N. Sunntinn Qiitp, QBregun THE JUNCO-ED ADVERTISING SECTION 92 I I I l IIIllIllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllIlllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIllIIlIllIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilIlllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIHIIIIE for Economical Transportation ,sv .. - , ,....r yll V dj: . fy, ,A ,Q I 7 :'. X A Car for Every Purpose There is no better Car for the money made. You have all the comforts E and conveniences of the higher priced cars and yet the price is so low as E to be within the reach of all. We maintain a thoroughly equipped E Up-to-Date Repair Department and sell Gas, Oils, Tires Farm Machinery JUNCTION CITY MOTCR CO. inc. I IIIIIHIIllllllllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllPIHIllllllllllllllllllllllllIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIlIIl'IHlHIlllIllIlIIlIllllllllllllllllllilllll 'FHBER or Yllunnrmllff BEN FRIIIKUII . C LU B A FRANKLIN PRINTER ' O MAINTAIN the standards of a Franklin Printer 5 ,Qief :Nl one must be able to F111 the requirements necessary 5 gs . 'av to membership in the Franklin Club. This is an or- 'cqmx' ganization of the Master Printers, having for its E object the betterment of the printing profession. To have a 5 Franklin Printer in your community means that you have a 5 Master Printer who is capable of maintaining all ofthe high 5 standards set by Benjamin Franklin in the graphic arts, and E at the same time giving his customers this class of service at .3 no greater cost than is charged for the ordinary kind. THE A-RTGRAPH PUBLISHERS JUNCTION CITY, OREGON 'ft lllllll I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I IlIIIIlllI'lIllIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllll Il III I I I II Illll ,5 W W ffl-In 5 I I' ' 'f 1 f ! . 1 . I yl f 3 EEJPRFFJP x