Junction City High School - Junco Ed Yearbook (Junction City, OR)

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Eh? 0911M By Frank Edwards, 14 The office is a room in the High School occupied by the Super- intendent, and at different times by certain individuals who have had the misfortune to be sent thither by their teacher. I Daniel had undoubtedly at some time been sent to iiThe thcefi as he seems to have had no fear when thrown into the lions den. Suppose, for instance, that a small boy has had the misfortune to accidentally place a pin in another boyis chair, and that this is discovered by his teacher. Said small boy is at once requested to Visit The Office? He Will carry a note explaining the difficulty, and the Professor will at once take steps towards reconstruction of law and order in the school room. There are three objects effected by this reconstruction, Viz: the Professor, a rubber hose, and the physical anatomy of the culprit. At the expiration of a short period of time, the iipuerh Will again appear at his room, looking as though he had turned ninety-nine somiersaults through a doughnut, but feeling more like he had precipitated himself on a sliding scale down the south incline of the Rocky Mountains. Now, if any of youhave any doubt as to the effectiveness of the scientific methods that are scientifically applied in iiThe Office, immediately place yourselves under the jurisdiction of school au- thority. If upon your first or second reception to the aforemen- tioned room you are not convinced of your mistake, welleconsult a physician as to the condition of the contents of your cranium.

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foe ?- al... - ,....-w.mrm-- , a- History, can you show a page more eventful? Napoleon, have you fought a battle more bloody. Troy, were your walls harder World, have you an honor more great? Heaven, you to scale? alone have a reward more worthy. ' Dan Martin, with Ruth Fuget by his Side, fought foot by foot l torrent; the maddened waves dashed high, the current i the heaving but his aim, his star, the I carried him into the Whirlpools of despair: shore was reached. And Dan Martin, with Ruth Fuget by his side, Shall continue to strive, though the toils be great, though the world may rage, to the star of his. ambition, till he reaches the golden shoretof heaven. Tleolllce l5 3 r901. lent, 3nd in mm 'iemislortune 10 ylaniel had undo11b seems to have ha! 5;:ppose, for instill gcilentally place 21 tired by his teacl fllle Olllcef, ll .53 Professor will eclorder in the St '55 reconstruction. wzalanatomy of th rule puer will izllurned ninetv- :gmore like he h'ai ll1 incline of th llll. ll any of yc Sillntilc methods 1 2Isiatelzv place you

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An Elnrihmt 3hr ?Ranrh Eift By Augustus Flint, 14 It was late in the fall that Jack set out for some of the cattle that had not come in from the range, leaving his partner, Tom, alone to look after the ranch. He was to be gone for about a week, so he took with him some food and blankets on his pack mule, Toby. Jack had raised Toby from a colt, and had taught him many tricksain fact, he was quite a pet. He was boss among the horses on the ranch, and often when they were in the pasture he made life miserable for Topsy, Jack,s saddle pony. All went well with Jack until the morning of the third day, when. as he was fastening the last strap on the pack saddle, Toby, the pet mule, that never before had showna Vicious spirit, most un- expectedly wheeled and kicked him. As a result of Toby,s notion to play, Jack found himself with a broken leg, on the prairie, miles away from any house or road. He had no hopes that anyone would pass that way. All the food was on Tobyls back, and although both horses Were well trained to stand when their bridle reins were dropped, they were not ac- customed to have their rider crawl toward them on the ground. Therefore Jack was unable to get to them. After several unsuccessful attempts, he crawled down to the shade of a tree near a creek. Here he lay all forenoon, now and then putting cold water on his leg. He was wondering what to do, when an idea presented itself, which he thought might bring him aid. Toby had been taught to drive Topsy and Tomls saddle pony home from the pasture at Jackls command.- HTake them homef, and Jack thought perhaps the mule might drive Topsy home now. He called aloud, l Take her home, Toby; take her home? Toby lifted up his head, looked around at Jack, then flew at Topsy. Away' they went down the canyon, but each time they returned, Topsy about fifty yards in the rear. He tried once more, and after they had galloped off he lay still, listening for the sound of returning feet. Finally, wearied from the pain and fasting, he fell into a restless sleep. 56 e, A94; 4 m... h. 7.x-va q-iM-k... .. J i . tt . eslllfhmlou Akin; with material and prov gbhouldbe lound in need 0 e when the sun rose bright. game on not seeing them. h: 'leholday passed slowly. A Teelshopes of being found dim shines were growing long. he .noldrotten log. in hopes thal ?rehelay. ifheexertion. he lay back and minke in the light air. As libihSlhOpes seemed to vanisl