Junction City High School - Junco Ed Yearbook (Junction City, OR)

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HARIBUS FATPIBUS wirgiu Boyibus kissibu's Sweeta girlorum, Girlibus likibus, VVanta somorum. Pateribus Pueribus Enter parlorum. IKickibus pueribus W Exit doorum. Nightibus darkibus Nonnus lamporum, Climibus fencibus Breechibus torum. eD. U. Annual. AMONG O'UR POET'S. Professor Hayes bade Captain Jack To put him on as quarter back. Captain Jack did not obey , SO little Eddie wouldrft playr-G. 8.314. The Seniors are so wise and tricky Because theytre trained by A. K. Mickey. E. B. 85 G; 5.314. Our dear little teacher sits in her chair, Rings on her fingers, rats in her hair. When youtre out of order, On her table sheltll hit, If you dontt pay attention, A ttminus youtll gitsM. 8z P. An Ode to Caesar. Great Caesar, Oh thou noble sox! Ten days for thee on a pile of rocks- ,Twould be thy fate, had I the Choice, Oh would that women had a voice!!! When the sun is sinking in the west, Scullen is doing his very best To teach those Freshmen how to work; But all they do is Shirk, shirk, shirkr-L. F913. Willie, Willie, youtre a jolly fellow, But youtve studied so hard Youtve turned quite yellow. There was a little Strome, She always liked to roam Around among the Freshmen, And sometimes far from home.-M. R. V.-,I4. ' v f1 !

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b Mxl h $3.! Wt w 22W r 3?: 'i Mi? W129? . .March 3I-Bears perform on Front Street. in play, as it were. - Apr1l I-Prof. Mickey complimented on his good looks. Prof. Scullen on his smgmg. Sophia Peterson seen with a young gentleman. tNote datey VApril S-VVC saw Teddy. . April IwSCLilleii. looks sleepy all day. combed. April IIeFalse report about Bailey; his hair was only brushed. i April I3eGrand display of pomp by Freshmen and Sopho- Permau starred Bailey has his hair emore boys. Martel broke all records on the Ioo-yard dash. April I7eLoud unusual sounds in the office. Reported that there is to be a deelamation contest soon. SOME CUTE SAYINGS. Soph: IIVVhat would you do with a penny if I gave you one? Freshle: Ith Ild buy a picture post card and send you a note of thanks? .t. VII all the women should go to China, where would the men 00 9,, b l IITo Pekinfl Mr. Mickey: qu. Moorhead what do I mean by convolu- tions of the brain ?'l Mr. Moorhead: IITheyIre kind of spasms, aren't they ?1' Glen Strome trushing into the barber shom : uHow long will it be before I can get a shave ?,l Barber tviewing him wonderinglyf nOh, in about three years, I guess. Miss Volck ttranslating Germain: She looked down at the flowers which she held in his hand , She ta very tall lady to a man of small staturey : III am a head taller than 'youx'l He: IlYou are not. tiptoesfl . H She: uI suppose you could, because I would stoop a little. I could kiss you without getting- on my lth dear? tsighed Miss Edith one day in Geology classy Poor Elbert blushed silently behind his freckles.

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Ji 0;; iii? .ijif'i I J Here,s to the bonnie Freshmen boys, '1heylre right up an goilf; In all forms of athletics Theylre right down and hoeinl, Hoeinl at the hundred yards, Peggin, at the mile, Strivinl fir the best broad jump And doinl the weights in style.-J. W.-l14. There was something strange that happened In the freshman History class; So strange that I will tell you How it all did come to pass. This class is indeed a sociable set . And to get the right chair Keeps them all in a fret. Mr. Strome was a little slow One day as you may know, Professor caught him And, Oh! what a show! Mr. Strome, in trouble no doubt Picked up his chair, then gazed all about, With his face a little red, He turned about and said, lth say, where shall I sit W The teacher was about to let it pass When one of the prettiest girls of the class Whispered rather sweet, llBetter sit in your seatf, Mr. Strome was somewhat beat Quickly, flushing with the heat, He sat down, staring at his feet.-J. C.-lt4.