Junction City High School - Junco Ed Yearbook (Junction City, OR)

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b Mxl h $3.! Wt w 22W r 3?: 'i Mi? W129? . .March 3I-Bears perform on Front Street. in play, as it were. - Apr1l I-Prof. Mickey complimented on his good looks. Prof. Scullen on his smgmg. Sophia Peterson seen with a young gentleman. tNote datey VApril S-VVC saw Teddy. . April IwSCLilleii. looks sleepy all day. combed. April IIeFalse report about Bailey; his hair was only brushed. i April I3eGrand display of pomp by Freshmen and Sopho- Permau starred Bailey has his hair emore boys. Martel broke all records on the Ioo-yard dash. April I7eLoud unusual sounds in the office. Reported that there is to be a deelamation contest soon. SOME CUTE SAYINGS. Soph: IIVVhat would you do with a penny if I gave you one? Freshle: Ith Ild buy a picture post card and send you a note of thanks? .t. VII all the women should go to China, where would the men 00 9,, b l IITo Pekinfl Mr. Mickey: qu. Moorhead what do I mean by convolu- tions of the brain ?'l Mr. Moorhead: IITheyIre kind of spasms, aren't they ?1' Glen Strome trushing into the barber shom : uHow long will it be before I can get a shave ?,l Barber tviewing him wonderinglyf nOh, in about three years, I guess. Miss Volck ttranslating Germain: She looked down at the flowers which she held in his hand , She ta very tall lady to a man of small staturey : III am a head taller than 'youx'l He: IlYou are not. tiptoesfl . H She: uI suppose you could, because I would stoop a little. I could kiss you without getting- on my lth dear? tsighed Miss Edith one day in Geology classy Poor Elbert blushed silently behind his freckles.

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Mr. Mickey: llT. J. Morgan controlls more money than any ,, single man in the U. S? ' u ' ' ', Smart Freshle: Amlt he married l! Young lady telling an interesting story: uThen they got a . divorce and lived happy ever after. Why a Freshie is like a kerosene lamp: He often smokes. He is sometimes turned down. He is often broke. He often goes out at night. -Ex. THE HIGH SCHOOL DIARY. Nov. IS-Class of 1914 decides to have a feed. Sophs have their first drink of hard cider. Some say the Freshmen didnt have a feed CD. NOV. 23aPr0f. Scullen, assisted by Strome, sees stars and seven moons of Jupiter. Nov. zk'Work seems to be rather hard for Sop-hs. Girls try new style of hair dressing. Scullen improving. Dec. 8-Never rains in Oregon, just pours. Did Edith and Elbert fight? Just a rumor. ' Dec. 23-Baileyis first public speech. Jan. 3-Everyb0dy make New Year resolutions. Martel and Bertha resolve to cheese flirting. Jan. zoaReport that debating team had joined theatrical troupe. Junction won over Eugene. Jan. 27-Miss McFarland introduces the bobble skirt. .Jan. 3IaMisses Strome and Gilmore recite in History. Prof. Mickey most tickled to death over this. Feb. IO-Miss Wrenn failed to wear her ring. Feb. 22-Washington born. Latin picnic. Gas borrows money from Chris Strome to take buggy ride. Feb. 28-Basket Ball game at Creswell. Bip made a sad mistake. March I4-Glenn Strome seen at show with a young lady. Speculat1on rife as to who she was. March Is-Lectures from all members of the faculty. Every- one has a pick on the Freshies. March 29-7Pupils in ttA Case of SUSPCIISlOH,, enjoy them- selves practicmg 1n the attic. : March 29aWh0 took Miss Thomson home from practice? If she went alone, who did Prof. Scullen take?

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HARIBUS FATPIBUS wirgiu Boyibus kissibu's Sweeta girlorum, Girlibus likibus, VVanta somorum. Pateribus Pueribus Enter parlorum. IKickibus pueribus W Exit doorum. Nightibus darkibus Nonnus lamporum, Climibus fencibus Breechibus torum. eD. U. Annual. AMONG O'UR POET'S. Professor Hayes bade Captain Jack To put him on as quarter back. Captain Jack did not obey , SO little Eddie wouldrft playr-G. 8.314. The Seniors are so wise and tricky Because theytre trained by A. K. Mickey. E. B. 85 G; 5.314. Our dear little teacher sits in her chair, Rings on her fingers, rats in her hair. When youtre out of order, On her table sheltll hit, If you dontt pay attention, A ttminus youtll gitsM. 8z P. An Ode to Caesar. Great Caesar, Oh thou noble sox! Ten days for thee on a pile of rocks- ,Twould be thy fate, had I the Choice, Oh would that women had a voice!!! When the sun is sinking in the west, Scullen is doing his very best To teach those Freshmen how to work; But all they do is Shirk, shirk, shirkr-L. F913. Willie, Willie, youtre a jolly fellow, But youtve studied so hard Youtve turned quite yellow. There was a little Strome, She always liked to roam Around among the Freshmen, And sometimes far from home.-M. R. V.-,I4. ' v f1 !