Judyville High School - Jargon Yearbook (Judyville, IN)

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'io - ,. Q' W. if-'P Hd an -U. .J ' 1 v 4 - ' Lg no - KJ U 6511 mi ca 'l FOUND IN THE SOFA A Juclyville family recently took the antique family sofa to the repai: shop for a general overhauling. Several daughters had been reared in the family, and all had entertained company in the passing years. NVhen the repair man had dissected the sofa he called in the family to see the collection l which had come from the interior. lt included: Forty-seven hairpins, three mustache comhs, thirteen needles, nineteen suspenrler buttons. eight cigar- i ettes, five photographs, 217 pins, some grains of coffee, a few cloves, twenty- seven vest buttons, six pocket knives. fifteen poker chips, a vial of headache tablets, thirty-four lumps of chewing gum, nine toothpicks and four button hooks. 'I' 'I' 'I' i Vivian's Mother- Vivian, yvhere is the sponge I asked you to buy at l the store? Viviangul couldn't see any goof or 'I' 'I' 'I' Teacher- Rosalie, hoyv many ribs have you? Rosalie- I don't knoxvg l'm so ticklish l never counted them. l ies, They all had holes in them. 'df 3 MQ . . , -7. Ilfi-23' A ' X 'Fmafii X M sg W U el elk lf 0 jll i Page seventy-eight

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tx, 'Nz 3 - zliilf- A 415 2: ' K .JK 'G XZ. fu Q lk , A 'Q ,, f.. M70 Pat had been on a drunk the night before and had gone to work the C5 next morning still drunk. and had put his trousers on backwards. XX'ith his first hod of bricks his foot slipped. and he fell with the bricks and all on top of him. .Xn old lady came by and asked if he was hurt. Vat- No, but I got a helluva twist. 'I' 'I' 'I' Sandy bought two tickets for a raffle and won a S1500 car. llis friends rushed up to his house to congratulate him, but found him looking miserable as could be. NYhy. mon, what's the matter wi' ye? lt's the second ticket. XYhy l ever bought it l canna imagin ' 'I' 'I' 'I' XYhat's the trouble? cried Nlrs. Qhaud. as the street car stopped sud- denly. E. XYe just ran over a dog, explained the conductor. NYas he on the track No, lady, we chased him up an alley. 'I' 'I' 'I' .X teacher conducting her pupils through an art museum in front ul Rodin's famous statute, The 'lhinkerf' asked her pupils what they tlioufflit he was thinking about. Oh, l know. replied one little boy. lle's been swimming and cant remember where he left his clothes. 'I' 'I' 'I' Lady, would you mind lending me a cake of soap? Do you mean to tell me you want soap? Mike- Yes'm. Me partner's got the hiccups and l want to scare himf l 'I' 'I' 'I' Any part of the city for SU cents. yelled the taxi driver. You can't string me again, retorted libn--. l bought the Lily llall yesterday and they wouldn't give it to me. 1 'I' 'I' 'I' Mr. lirewer- XYhat is the definition of 'anecdote ' lfvelyn-'XX short, funny tale. lie-5 f'iive a sentence using the word.' ' She-'ZX dog ran down the street with a tin can tied In his anecdote. 'I' 'I' 'I' Honest, now, are these trousers of pure wool? l will not deceive you. The buttons are of bone. 'I' 'I' 'I' He- What a smooth gear shift you have on your car. She-Hey, will you take your hand off my knee me 'I a Page seven ty-sc ren

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