Judyville High School - Jargon Yearbook (Judyville, IN)

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c il- 4 Q. I K a wk . , gj ff THE .unoox ee- ' 'Qi 9 Q5 W Q? A- 4 P U' vi - ,L ,ovgeji x si, lfverett l.appin- 'l'his match won't light. Cecil lliller- XYhat's the matter with it? lfverettfvul dou't know. lt lit :i minute ago. 'I' 'I' 'I' Mrs. SliandS XYl1y do you sit there and scratch your head? Genesnl only know that it itchesf' 'I' 'P 'I' lliller-x'Desmond why are you tardy? lle- Because school started before l got here. 'I' 'I' 'I' lilla Mae- Officer, can you see me safely across the street? Unfieer-Ullegorra. lady. l can see you a mile away. 'I' 'I' 'I' Mr. Brewer- Did you know that l started life a barefoot boy? Babe- XYell. l wasn't born with shoes on. myself. 'I' 'I' 'I' Shand- lYhat is a butter-bean? .Xrehie-- lt's the front end of a hilly goat. with the horns on. 'I' 'I' 'I' l'ete- Some fools ask questions that wise men can't answerf Robert- ls that why you Hunked in .-Xlgelvraiu 'I' 'I' 'I' Howard, eooed Sylvia, l want to ask you a question. Yes, dear, murmured Howard. lf you had never niet me. would you have loved me just the same? 'I' 'I' 'I' Leah- l'd like to buy a petticoatf' Floorwalker- Antique department on the third floor, please. 'I' 'I' 'I' The city kid was roaming about in the country when he came upon a dozen or so empty condensed milk cans. Greatly excited he yelled to his companions- Hey, fellows, come quick, l've found a cow's nest. 'I' 'I' 'I' Did you ever hear about the professor who tied his spaghetti and ate his shoe lace? No, but did you ever hear of the one who poured molasses down his back and scratched his pancake? 'I' 'I' Mrs. Lee- Give a delinition ofthe Elizabeth- Bring the foot on the and remain motionless. 'I' word halt. ground alongside the foot in the air 'I' 'I' 'I' Rosalie- But why are these trees bending over so far Father- You would bend over too, miss, if you was as full o' green apples as those trees. jo C , . Q Page se venty-six 5

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L- '-ui, I 9 6. Q ,Rav f, Ad elf-'fr e-e -'J' .f Fi , A L - . ' Lear. i - 'S Iwi U . ri Mrs. Shand-Now you have in front of you the north. on your right the eaSt, on your left the west. XYhat have you behind? Billy- A patch on my pants. I told Auntie that you could see it. 'I' 'I' 'I' Harry Pycke- Did that man call you Ll blockln-ad? John Carpenter- No, he only aaid to put my cap on quick as a wood- pecked wae coming. 'I I I' Desmond? Mother- Desmond, there were three piecee of cake in here not long affo and now there is only one. b DesmondH 5orry, Mania, it was Su dark I could not see the other one. 'I' 'I' 'I' l . . . , Mr. Brewerw- Please use defeat, defense, and detail in a sentence. ' Dora- Ile-feet of cle rabbit went over de-fenfe before de-tail. 'I' 'I' 'I' Everett- Cecil, why did you leave your last hoarding house Cecil- XVell, first place the pet calf died and we had veal all week. next week the cow died and we had beef all week. Then the next week the land- lady. and I wasn't taking any chances. 'I' 'I' 'I' Robert- Gee, you're dumb. Say, did you know that jesus Christ was I dead? Lena- Good heavens, I didn't even know that he was sick. 'I' 'I' 'I' Bright Senior- NVhy does a hen lay an egg? Dumb 'luniorW Aw, I don't know. Why does she F X Bright Senior- She knows if she drops it, she'll break it. Y 'I' 'I' 'I' Farmxer- Now come. Earl, and I will let you milk. Iiarl- Now, uncle, since I am inexperienced hadn't I better learn on a calf? 'I' 'I' 'I' Mr. Brewer- Use the word diadem in a sentence. Harrv Pycke- Folks that go over a railroad crossing without looking di-a-dem eight quicker than the ones who look. 'I' 'I' 'I' A N gig A slap in the neck is worth two in the rural districts. EJ i ' o lf . W 9 U Page seventy-five' '

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tx, 'Nz 3 - zliilf- A 415 2: ' K .JK 'G XZ. fu Q lk , A 'Q ,, f.. M70 Pat had been on a drunk the night before and had gone to work the C5 next morning still drunk. and had put his trousers on backwards. XX'ith his first hod of bricks his foot slipped. and he fell with the bricks and all on top of him. .Xn old lady came by and asked if he was hurt. Vat- No, but I got a helluva twist. 'I' 'I' 'I' Sandy bought two tickets for a raffle and won a S1500 car. llis friends rushed up to his house to congratulate him, but found him looking miserable as could be. NYhy. mon, what's the matter wi' ye? lt's the second ticket. XYhy l ever bought it l canna imagin ' 'I' 'I' 'I' XYhat's the trouble? cried Nlrs. Qhaud. as the street car stopped sud- denly. E. XYe just ran over a dog, explained the conductor. NYas he on the track No, lady, we chased him up an alley. 'I' 'I' 'I' .X teacher conducting her pupils through an art museum in front ul Rodin's famous statute, The 'lhinkerf' asked her pupils what they tlioufflit he was thinking about. Oh, l know. replied one little boy. lle's been swimming and cant remember where he left his clothes. 'I' 'I' 'I' Lady, would you mind lending me a cake of soap? Do you mean to tell me you want soap? Mike- Yes'm. Me partner's got the hiccups and l want to scare himf l 'I' 'I' 'I' Any part of the city for SU cents. yelled the taxi driver. You can't string me again, retorted libn--. l bought the Lily llall yesterday and they wouldn't give it to me. 1 'I' 'I' 'I' Mr. lirewer- XYhat is the definition of 'anecdote ' lfvelyn-'XX short, funny tale. lie-5 f'iive a sentence using the word.' ' She-'ZX dog ran down the street with a tin can tied In his anecdote. 'I' 'I' 'I' Honest, now, are these trousers of pure wool? l will not deceive you. The buttons are of bone. 'I' 'I' 'I' He- What a smooth gear shift you have on your car. She-Hey, will you take your hand off my knee me 'I a Page seven ty-sc ren