Judyville High School - Jargon Yearbook (Judyville, IN)

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L- '-ui, I 9 6. Q ,Rav f, Ad elf-'fr e-e -'J' .f Fi , A L - . ' Lear. i - 'S Iwi U . ri Mrs. Shand-Now you have in front of you the north. on your right the eaSt, on your left the west. XYhat have you behind? Billy- A patch on my pants. I told Auntie that you could see it. 'I' 'I' 'I' Harry Pycke- Did that man call you Ll blockln-ad? John Carpenter- No, he only aaid to put my cap on quick as a wood- pecked wae coming. 'I I I' Desmond? Mother- Desmond, there were three piecee of cake in here not long affo and now there is only one. b DesmondH 5orry, Mania, it was Su dark I could not see the other one. 'I' 'I' 'I' l . . . , Mr. Brewerw- Please use defeat, defense, and detail in a sentence. ' Dora- Ile-feet of cle rabbit went over de-fenfe before de-tail. 'I' 'I' 'I' Everett- Cecil, why did you leave your last hoarding house Cecil- XVell, first place the pet calf died and we had veal all week. next week the cow died and we had beef all week. Then the next week the land- lady. and I wasn't taking any chances. 'I' 'I' 'I' Robert- Gee, you're dumb. Say, did you know that jesus Christ was I dead? Lena- Good heavens, I didn't even know that he was sick. 'I' 'I' 'I' Bright Senior- NVhy does a hen lay an egg? Dumb 'luniorW Aw, I don't know. Why does she F X Bright Senior- She knows if she drops it, she'll break it. Y 'I' 'I' 'I' Farmxer- Now come. Earl, and I will let you milk. Iiarl- Now, uncle, since I am inexperienced hadn't I better learn on a calf? 'I' 'I' 'I' Mr. Brewer- Use the word diadem in a sentence. Harrv Pycke- Folks that go over a railroad crossing without looking di-a-dem eight quicker than the ones who look. 'I' 'I' 'I' A N gig A slap in the neck is worth two in the rural districts. EJ i ' o lf . W 9 U Page seventy-five' '

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'HS ' 'D .. flhi! A. i L1 - : Q 59:91 ,..l..9'-91' ff THE JARGON s sf ls'- FQL . V cf a ll - 0' 'o ., l .iw s f' , . . . . my Mrs. Shandf XX' hat is it we have now that we didn t have a hundred Q f years ago? 'lohnnys Me. 'I' 'I' 'I' Cecil Ahels Do you know what happens to little boys that tell lies? I':VCI'ClI-HSLITC, they ride for halt fare. 'I' 'I' 'I' Miller- Desmond, what does A. D. mean ? Desinond- .Xfter dinner, of course. 'I' 'I' 'I' ' Billy--'ll just looked over my economics? l Miller- You mean you overlooked it l -1- -1- -1- Leota- XYhat would you call a man who hid behind a woman's skirt F Fairie-'XX magician. 'I' 'I' 'I' GuyS I'1n so tired my hrains are worn out. l've hecn walking to class all day. Yivians Sit down and rest your hraius awhile, 'I' 'I' 'I' Fverettw- XVhat's a draft clerk? Miller-- l don't know, what is it? liverett- 'l'l1e fellow that opens and shuts the doors of a hankf' 'I' 'I' 'I' Louise- lf a cannibal eats his father and mother, what is he? I Lherry- An orphan. of course, you foolish thing. N 'I' 'I' 'I' Sarah- Ny, I'd hate to he as little as you are. Cecil .'Xbelw l'd hate to he as cross-eyed as you are. Every time you drop a penny in a chewing gum machine peanuts come out. 'I' 'I' 'I' A Freshie MillerA XYho or what is Oliver Twist F Imogene- NYhy, Uliver Twist is a dance 'I' 'I' 'I' Louise- Every time 1 take a hath I take a cold. 1 My livelyn- It docsn't affect me at all. l havcn't had a cold for years. 0 mg Louise!- NVell, I haven't had a cold lor two years. Q 22:95 he 4 Q-J o ' ' U ' I' t -four age S8'DG'Il ll

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c il- 4 Q. I K a wk . , gj ff THE .unoox ee- ' 'Qi 9 Q5 W Q? A- 4 P U' vi - ,L ,ovgeji x si, lfverett l.appin- 'l'his match won't light. Cecil lliller- XYhat's the matter with it? lfverettfvul dou't know. lt lit :i minute ago. 'I' 'I' 'I' Mrs. SliandS XYl1y do you sit there and scratch your head? Genesnl only know that it itchesf' 'I' 'P 'I' lliller-x'Desmond why are you tardy? lle- Because school started before l got here. 'I' 'I' 'I' lilla Mae- Officer, can you see me safely across the street? Unfieer-Ullegorra. lady. l can see you a mile away. 'I' 'I' 'I' Mr. Brewer- Did you know that l started life a barefoot boy? Babe- XYell. l wasn't born with shoes on. myself. 'I' 'I' 'I' Shand- lYhat is a butter-bean? .Xrehie-- lt's the front end of a hilly goat. with the horns on. 'I' 'I' 'I' l'ete- Some fools ask questions that wise men can't answerf Robert- ls that why you Hunked in .-Xlgelvraiu 'I' 'I' 'I' Howard, eooed Sylvia, l want to ask you a question. Yes, dear, murmured Howard. lf you had never niet me. would you have loved me just the same? 'I' 'I' 'I' Leah- l'd like to buy a petticoatf' Floorwalker- Antique department on the third floor, please. 'I' 'I' 'I' The city kid was roaming about in the country when he came upon a dozen or so empty condensed milk cans. Greatly excited he yelled to his companions- Hey, fellows, come quick, l've found a cow's nest. 'I' 'I' 'I' Did you ever hear about the professor who tied his spaghetti and ate his shoe lace? No, but did you ever hear of the one who poured molasses down his back and scratched his pancake? 'I' 'I' Mrs. Lee- Give a delinition ofthe Elizabeth- Bring the foot on the and remain motionless. 'I' word halt. ground alongside the foot in the air 'I' 'I' 'I' Rosalie- But why are these trees bending over so far Father- You would bend over too, miss, if you was as full o' green apples as those trees. jo C , . Q Page se venty-six 5