Judyville High School - Jargon Yearbook (Judyville, IN)

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'HS ' 'D .. flhi! A. i L1 - : Q 59:91 ,..l..9'-91' ff THE JARGON s sf ls'- FQL . V cf a ll - 0' 'o ., l .iw s f' , . . . . my Mrs. Shandf XX' hat is it we have now that we didn t have a hundred Q f years ago? 'lohnnys Me. 'I' 'I' 'I' Cecil Ahels Do you know what happens to little boys that tell lies? I':VCI'ClI-HSLITC, they ride for halt fare. 'I' 'I' 'I' Miller- Desmond, what does A. D. mean ? Desinond- .Xfter dinner, of course. 'I' 'I' 'I' ' Billy--'ll just looked over my economics? l Miller- You mean you overlooked it l -1- -1- -1- Leota- XYhat would you call a man who hid behind a woman's skirt F Fairie-'XX magician. 'I' 'I' 'I' GuyS I'1n so tired my hrains are worn out. l've hecn walking to class all day. Yivians Sit down and rest your hraius awhile, 'I' 'I' 'I' Fverettw- XVhat's a draft clerk? Miller-- l don't know, what is it? liverett- 'l'l1e fellow that opens and shuts the doors of a hankf' 'I' 'I' 'I' Louise- lf a cannibal eats his father and mother, what is he? I Lherry- An orphan. of course, you foolish thing. N 'I' 'I' 'I' Sarah- Ny, I'd hate to he as little as you are. Cecil .'Xbelw l'd hate to he as cross-eyed as you are. Every time you drop a penny in a chewing gum machine peanuts come out. 'I' 'I' 'I' A Freshie MillerA XYho or what is Oliver Twist F Imogene- NYhy, Uliver Twist is a dance 'I' 'I' 'I' Louise- Every time 1 take a hath I take a cold. 1 My livelyn- It docsn't affect me at all. l havcn't had a cold for years. 0 mg Louise!- NVell, I haven't had a cold lor two years. Q 22:95 he 4 Q-J o ' ' U ' I' t -four age S8'DG'Il ll

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L- '-ui, I 9 6. Q ,Rav f, Ad elf-'fr e-e -'J' .f Fi , A L - . ' Lear. i - 'S Iwi U . ri Mrs. Shand-Now you have in front of you the north. on your right the eaSt, on your left the west. XYhat have you behind? Billy- A patch on my pants. I told Auntie that you could see it. 'I' 'I' 'I' Harry Pycke- Did that man call you Ll blockln-ad? John Carpenter- No, he only aaid to put my cap on quick as a wood- pecked wae coming. 'I I I' Desmond? Mother- Desmond, there were three piecee of cake in here not long affo and now there is only one. b DesmondH 5orry, Mania, it was Su dark I could not see the other one. 'I' 'I' 'I' l . . . , Mr. Brewerw- Please use defeat, defense, and detail in a sentence. ' Dora- Ile-feet of cle rabbit went over de-fenfe before de-tail. 'I' 'I' 'I' Everett- Cecil, why did you leave your last hoarding house Cecil- XVell, first place the pet calf died and we had veal all week. next week the cow died and we had beef all week. Then the next week the land- lady. and I wasn't taking any chances. 'I' 'I' 'I' Robert- Gee, you're dumb. Say, did you know that jesus Christ was I dead? Lena- Good heavens, I didn't even know that he was sick. 'I' 'I' 'I' Bright Senior- NVhy does a hen lay an egg? Dumb 'luniorW Aw, I don't know. Why does she F X Bright Senior- She knows if she drops it, she'll break it. Y 'I' 'I' 'I' Farmxer- Now come. Earl, and I will let you milk. Iiarl- Now, uncle, since I am inexperienced hadn't I better learn on a calf? 'I' 'I' 'I' Mr. Brewer- Use the word diadem in a sentence. Harrv Pycke- Folks that go over a railroad crossing without looking di-a-dem eight quicker than the ones who look. 'I' 'I' 'I' A N gig A slap in the neck is worth two in the rural districts. EJ i ' o lf . W 9 U Page seventy-five' '