Judyville High School - Jargon Yearbook (Judyville, IN)

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Q W 19 jargon r 27 Mr. Brewer-- Will you summerizeAcow? Vivian- Yes, Cow is a common noun, feminine gender, singular num- ber, and stands for Mary. ' Mr. Brewer+ What do you mean, 'Stands for Mary?' Vivian- Well if the cow wouldn't stand for Mary, Mary couldn't milk the cow. - JI N 3 Mr. Brewer- Have you got your Caesar? Elmo- No, hut I got a ukef' kg? . .4 .er A.-1 Carrie-tstanding in front of a flower shopl- Oh! I just adore the smell of flowers. Stranger-tstanding nearj- Smell my feet they are daisies? ,sl ,sl .fl Clerk- A gift for your daughter? How about this dainty garter purse? . Mr. Carlson- No, I don't think it would be wise for her to carry her money in such plain sight. .4 ,-1 .4 Mrs. Shand- Are you the fresh young fellow who sold me this stuff yesterday and said it was tooth paste? ' N ' Mr.fBarw1c'k4 Yes, Mom. I ',, f A 'gf' Mrs. Shand- Well I tried for a hal hour this morning to get it to make my teeth stick in and it did not hel a particle. .-:xii ' Delbert- There is an awful lot of gigls that won't have a date. Cecil-- How do you know ? Delbert- Because I've asked them. .435 Billy-'iThere must be some mistake aipout if is'English grade. I don't , think I deserve Zero. X Mrs. Shand-- N either do I but that is the lowest grade that I am allow- edxto give. , 24 wg 2- I , ' -' l-. V. Lowell- I'd like to buy .I diamond ne' e r6f'n3f'Qii4f?i' 'if I' 'M Floorwalker-''Glassware on floor 13.5 .4 .sr .9 Mrs. Shand- Did you ever do any public speaking ? Glenn- Yes, I once asked a girl for a ate over a party line telephone. 91.4, Cherry- Oh, John, don't light that match. Mother has gas on her stomach. I F Page fifty-six l P ? 1

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W ' s . ,r, 19 Sargun 27 CAN YOU IMAGINE Anita.without a smile. Fairie without a powder. Dora chewing gum. Carrie sitting on a tack. Delbert using a poney. Elmo kissing a girl. Evelyn not saying Shoot.' .. . Lugille in.the..kitchen with boy. Marian without Swede. ' Lowell not fixing, a tire. Neva with the barbor's - Cecil with black hair. Eleanore going to Danville. Sylvia without music. Vivian writing love letters. Louise wishing for some one. Floyd in knee-trousers. Lorene with bobbed hair. Thelma climbing out of a window. 7 .A .4 .4 p H I, How woULD, YoU LIKE TO SEE: A Board-walk. H i'ii 4 ' ' L ' A Banana-split. A Lemon-punch. A Cow-slip. A Horse-fly through the window. .4 .4 ,-1 Mr. Brewer- I saw a cowslip by the river's brink this morning. Dora- I do hope it Wasn't one of ours, did it slip clear in ? .4 ni .Sl Floyd- Pa can you tell me when Babe Ruth was born ? Father- I can't tell you, son. Floyd- Well, Pop, can you tell me when Jack Dempsey was born? Father- I can't answer that either. Y Flogid-g We1l, Pop, will you my me a History of the U. S. then ? ,se .-z .4 Mr. Brewer- What part of the United States was received by con- quest? Guy Arehart- The Louisiana Purchase. .-z .az .sz Sylvia- It is funny Elmo'slcar runs out of gas every time he takes Rosalie home. Leota- I don't think so, that the way Velmer's car always does. Page fifty-five l KY' i X 4...1A.d.. ,t-,..A...'i ' - ns. s 'L2,L..:.'--J J' J!

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19 jargon 27 1. .fs . . ws' ww, Af 49- ,N -tj it '-- -H1 X I, , 5 ogy' r 4 .??2figif eo'?y f J 3 Eg glimwgl l .ffl mlmni .., 1 f2LLm'2, , fI Q f 1 'Q f'LXX2v'F4 ', gm L K- QQZS-:-lewis' A, 47,3 J tix T-T X 4-,rc 5. lI!S:gv?x, l5i'iS?QA k J S3 !9 4'4i5 ig'Q 1917 Meredith Larch, at home-Tab. Opal fBantaJ Langdoc, housewife- Ona McKinzie, home girl-Boswell. Hoopeston. Eleanor Stump, Bloomington, Ill. Agnes QBarwickl Reynolds, teacher Leone Weaver, teacher-Tab. -Judyville. Raoul Smith, at home-Tab. 1918 1924 Alice CFosterJ Swaney, housewife, Irene Davis, I.- U. Sophomore. South Bend. Catherine CZenorJ VanTress, Rosana Johnson, teacher,-Will- iamsport. Mabel VanLeer, hired girl-Attica. Clyde Taylor, farm hand-Attica. 1919 Mary CLandonJ Oursler, house- wife-Stilesville. CGraduated at Williamsport.J Lora Thorne, teacher-Rainsville. CGraduated at Williamsportj 1920 Mabel fMcKinzieD Perry, house- wife-Williamsport. Graduated at West Lebanon.J 1921 Melvin Odle, Farmer. Vestal McKinzie, Attica, Indiana. 1922 Floy Hamblen, teacher-Kramer. Ruth McKinzie, home girl-Judy- ville. Paul Worley, at home-Judyville. Emerson Bever, at home-Will- iamsport. 1923 Emma Jane Bever, teacher-Judy- ville. Helen fHunterJ Smith, housewife -Pine Village. housewife-Pine Village. Ruby Lappin, teacher-Judyville.. Ormand Graham, teacher-Judyvllle 1925 Edna CBromwellJ Goodwine, housewife-Tab. Gladis McCabe, Public Stenogra- pher. Berniece Etchison-Stenographer Danville, Illinois. Francis Lucas, housewife-Judy- ville. Coral Pugh, hired girl-County Farm. Florin Keith, Commercial Art School-Chicago. Ethel Waltz, teacher-Goodwine. Charlie Waltz, Cook in restaurant -Chicago. Oda Gordon, housewife-West Le- banon. 1926 . Alma Hartz, Blakers. Paul Haupt, home-Judyville. Madge Crow, home-Judyville. Forrest Brewer, Normal-Danville Indiana. Bertha Pugh, home-Attica. John Evans, home-Williamsport, Indiana. Ruth Gordon, Ohio. Pearls come from oysters, but diamonds usually come from poor fish. Page fifty-seven