Judyville High School - Jargon Yearbook (Judyville, IN)

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W ' s . ,r, 19 Sargun 27 CAN YOU IMAGINE Anita.without a smile. Fairie without a powder. Dora chewing gum. Carrie sitting on a tack. Delbert using a poney. Elmo kissing a girl. Evelyn not saying Shoot.' .. . Lugille in.the..kitchen with boy. Marian without Swede. ' Lowell not fixing, a tire. Neva with the barbor's - Cecil with black hair. Eleanore going to Danville. Sylvia without music. Vivian writing love letters. Louise wishing for some one. Floyd in knee-trousers. Lorene with bobbed hair. Thelma climbing out of a window. 7 .A .4 .4 p H I, How woULD, YoU LIKE TO SEE: A Board-walk. H i'ii 4 ' ' L ' A Banana-split. A Lemon-punch. A Cow-slip. A Horse-fly through the window. .4 .4 ,-1 Mr. Brewer- I saw a cowslip by the river's brink this morning. Dora- I do hope it Wasn't one of ours, did it slip clear in ? .4 ni .Sl Floyd- Pa can you tell me when Babe Ruth was born ? Father- I can't tell you, son. Floyd- Well, Pop, can you tell me when Jack Dempsey was born? Father- I can't answer that either. Y Flogid-g We1l, Pop, will you my me a History of the U. S. then ? ,se .-z .4 Mr. Brewer- What part of the United States was received by con- quest? Guy Arehart- The Louisiana Purchase. .-z .az .sz Sylvia- It is funny Elmo'slcar runs out of gas every time he takes Rosalie home. Leota- I don't think so, that the way Velmer's car always does. Page fifty-five l KY' i X 4...1A.d.. ,t-,..A...'i ' - ns. s 'L2,L..:.'--J J' J!

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19 Zlargun 27 DEFINITIONS .Iudyville High School-A refrigerator for fresh things. el nl .4 The Hall-The place of merriment. The horror of the order loving students like Lucille and Eleanor. .4 .4 .4 Freshmen-Those insignificant, infinitesimal, superflous specimens of bacteria that are found in the corners during intermission. They are to be stood for, not on. 3 A! .4 Freshman President-The worst of the above mentioned and afore said pests. .4 ,-z .se Commercial Room-The senior hangout. .4 .4 M Mr. Brewer- Only fools are certain, Sylvia. Sylvia- Are you sure of that Mr. Brewer? Mr. Brewer- Certain of it. .4 3 N Mrs. Shand- You should write your compositions so that the dumbest could understand. Virgil- Which part do you not understand? .4 .4 .4 Ferrell- I would like to see some of your 20 stamps please. Mr. Bar- wick produced a sheet of 100. Ferrell pointed to the one in the middle and said,- I'll take that one please. .4 .99 .4 Cecil- I envy that fat woman when she laughs. Mr. Brewer- Why? Cecil-- There seems to be so much of her having a good time. N .4 nl Evelyn- Say, your folks have been in this country a long timef' Zelpha-- Yes, when my folks came here first the Indians were only knee-high. .-z .sv .4 Edna Owen- Can you tell me why a black cow gives white milk and it makes yellow butter? Mary Anna- Yes, for the very same reason that blackberries are red when they are green. Mr. Stephenson- Tell about the government of Hawaii. Lucille falmost asleepj- Sir? Mr. S.- Hawaii, Lucille- Oh just fine, thank you, how are you ? l 'age fifty-four -AL-A-Y-A if-' I l

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Q W 19 jargon r 27 Mr. Brewer-- Will you summerizeAcow? Vivian- Yes, Cow is a common noun, feminine gender, singular num- ber, and stands for Mary. ' Mr. Brewer+ What do you mean, 'Stands for Mary?' Vivian- Well if the cow wouldn't stand for Mary, Mary couldn't milk the cow. - JI N 3 Mr. Brewer- Have you got your Caesar? Elmo- No, hut I got a ukef' kg? . .4 .er A.-1 Carrie-tstanding in front of a flower shopl- Oh! I just adore the smell of flowers. Stranger-tstanding nearj- Smell my feet they are daisies? ,sl ,sl .fl Clerk- A gift for your daughter? How about this dainty garter purse? . Mr. Carlson- No, I don't think it would be wise for her to carry her money in such plain sight. .4 ,-1 .4 Mrs. Shand- Are you the fresh young fellow who sold me this stuff yesterday and said it was tooth paste? ' N ' Mr.fBarw1c'k4 Yes, Mom. I ',, f A 'gf' Mrs. Shand- Well I tried for a hal hour this morning to get it to make my teeth stick in and it did not hel a particle. .-:xii ' Delbert- There is an awful lot of gigls that won't have a date. Cecil-- How do you know ? Delbert- Because I've asked them. .435 Billy-'iThere must be some mistake aipout if is'English grade. I don't , think I deserve Zero. X Mrs. Shand-- N either do I but that is the lowest grade that I am allow- edxto give. , 24 wg 2- I , ' -' l-. V. Lowell- I'd like to buy .I diamond ne' e r6f'n3f'Qii4f?i' 'if I' 'M Floorwalker-''Glassware on floor 13.5 .4 .sr .9 Mrs. Shand- Did you ever do any public speaking ? Glenn- Yes, I once asked a girl for a ate over a party line telephone. 91.4, Cherry- Oh, John, don't light that match. Mother has gas on her stomach. I F Page fifty-six l P ? 1