Joy High School - Joyster Yearbook (Joy, IL)

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Harold H Con arriving et school one morningl: Vhmt's the flag up for? ' Helen W: It's Lincoln's birthday. ,i:rold: And I forgot to bring him a present! TYPEWRITING I had no ambitions in life Such as a boxer or fighter, But I took up a course in typewriting So as to become an efficient writer. I wa lked into class with my head held high, Fired with hope and ambition, ' But leter as I walked out of class, My heed held a different position. For during that period of typing, Nothing but mistakes I made. And during that whole year's course, I didn't make a decent grade. A million sheets I think I used, But all were used in vain. For all the trouble and time I took I can't even write my name.' BRIGHT FRESHMAN Lee M: Which is the biggest, Mr. Bigger or Baby Bigger? Bill K: Baby Bigger because he is just e little ' Rigger. Two ladies discussing their son's courses in school First lady: My son is taking English, French, Latin, and Algebra. Speak for the lady in Algebra, son. Mr. Brown ltelling about college themesjz The topic--WThe Baseball Gamen The theme--nRain. No gameiin

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FEATHERS FOR DINNER!! Don Cwho has fallen in the creekl: Help!! Help!! Earl: What's the matter? Don: Help! I can't swim! Earl: Well, shut up! I can't either, but I don't go around hollerin' about it. Mr. Ingalsbe: What counts most in the business world? U ' Lois Ctaking Bookkeepingl: The adding machine, Miss Keach: What is a catastrophe? La Verne Brown: A mark used with a word to make it possessive: ' ' Russell C: If I should put my hand into your pock- et and take out a dollar, what would I be? Eddie: A magician! Teacher: Name one well known canal. Ralph R: The alimentary canal. Mr. Brown: Who was Rome's strongest man? Lois Morrow: Caesar: it says here that he pitched his tent across the river. Martha May: I embarrassed my father last night when we were riding on the bus. Louise: How's that? M.M.! I asked a lady if she would like to have my seat. Louise: Why would that embarrass him? M.M.: I was sitting on his lap. Lady Cat almond counterl: Who attends to the nuts? Clerk: Be patient, I'll wait on you in a minute.

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Forrest Elene Cwriting e sales talk for Englishl: HI'll ttll you what I'll do. You buy this shoe for 35.00 and I'll give you the other one.n FOR WHAT THE SENIORS ARE NOTED: Polly for dramatics, Verla for little to say, Eileen for her arguments, But never gets her way. Lucille for her boyfriends, Louise for her books, imrthe for her smallness, Harold for his looks. Don for his orneriness, Earl for his style, Forrest for her laugh, Marne for her smile. Lethn for her quietness, Bob for his length, Betty for her advertising, Russell for his strength. Kenneth A: Boy! I must be getting Clothing-Sickness Ruth Noble: HoW's that? Kenneth: My tongue has d coat on it, and my breath is coming in short punts. Vernon: I'll bet Cupid didn't have anything to do with making the alphabet. Audrey: Why? ' Vernon: He would have put U and I closer together. Teacher of Physics: What solution is used in making e one cell battery, Bob? I Bob Cthinking herdl: Whit just e minute. I have it right on the end of my tongue. Teacher: Well, you better spit it out quick. It's Sulphuric Acid. Leo Clistening to the Glee-clubl: That song gives ' me cold chills. ' ' Paul M: I don't think it's so hot either.