Joy High School - Joyster Yearbook (Joy, IL)

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FEATHERS FOR DINNER!! Don Cwho has fallen in the creekl: Help!! Help!! Earl: What's the matter? Don: Help! I can't swim! Earl: Well, shut up! I can't either, but I don't go around hollerin' about it. Mr. Ingalsbe: What counts most in the business world? U ' Lois Ctaking Bookkeepingl: The adding machine, Miss Keach: What is a catastrophe? La Verne Brown: A mark used with a word to make it possessive: ' ' Russell C: If I should put my hand into your pock- et and take out a dollar, what would I be? Eddie: A magician! Teacher: Name one well known canal. Ralph R: The alimentary canal. Mr. Brown: Who was Rome's strongest man? Lois Morrow: Caesar: it says here that he pitched his tent across the river. Martha May: I embarrassed my father last night when we were riding on the bus. Louise: How's that? M.M.! I asked a lady if she would like to have my seat. Louise: Why would that embarrass him? M.M.: I was sitting on his lap. Lady Cat almond counterl: Who attends to the nuts? Clerk: Be patient, I'll wait on you in a minute.

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Harold H Con arriving et school one morningl: Vhmt's the flag up for? ' Helen W: It's Lincoln's birthday. ,i:rold: And I forgot to bring him a present! TYPEWRITING I had no ambitions in life Such as a boxer or fighter, But I took up a course in typewriting So as to become an efficient writer. I wa lked into class with my head held high, Fired with hope and ambition, ' But leter as I walked out of class, My heed held a different position. For during that period of typing, Nothing but mistakes I made. And during that whole year's course, I didn't make a decent grade. A million sheets I think I used, But all were used in vain. For all the trouble and time I took I can't even write my name.' BRIGHT FRESHMAN Lee M: Which is the biggest, Mr. Bigger or Baby Bigger? Bill K: Baby Bigger because he is just e little ' Rigger. Two ladies discussing their son's courses in school First lady: My son is taking English, French, Latin, and Algebra. Speak for the lady in Algebra, son. Mr. Brown ltelling about college themesjz The topic--WThe Baseball Gamen The theme--nRain. No gameiin