Joseph Le Conte Middle School - Le Contean Yearbook (Hollywood, CA)

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If Anybody Has Killed a pig, Lost his wallet, Taken a vacation, Got married, Gone fishing, Been in a tight, Beat his wife, Broken his neck, Got licked, Borrowed a stamp, Bought a house, Nlade a bet, lylade a speech, Shot a cat, VVon an auto, Robbed a bank, Been away, Got a raise, Bought a Ford, Came back home, Hasnlt any kick, Sold a dog, lyloved his office, Why, itls news! Bring it to the Le Contmn. ,Q ,f ,s SYLVIA BENJAMIN. lkierchantz 'ADO you think you know enough to assist in the store ?', Boy: HKnow enough? VVhy, I left my last place because the boss said I knew more than he did. ,K 4 ,K ,Tis midnight, and the setting sun Is slowly rising in the VVest. The rapid waters slowly rung The frog is on his downy nest. The pensive goat and sportive cow Excitingly talk with a yip and a yow. P1-IvLu's ARDELL, B8. Young Student: f'lXIiss Rohr, I canlt find a single clam in this clam chowderfl llrliss Rohr: A'Thatls nothing! You might just as well try to locate a set of wicker furniture in our cottage pudding. 1' 'X' if A telegram from son to father: 'KNO mon, no fun.-Your Sonfl A reply from father to son: Too bad, how sad.-Your Dad. 95 'li '15 Speed Cop: 'fHey! you! Back Seat: HDriVe on. lt's only a cop with hay fever. if if 'FK There is no excuse for not laughing. If you can't laugh at the jokes of the age, laugh at the age of the jokes. 16 4F 959 lllr. Chandler: VVhen down in the mouth, think of Jonah. He came out all right. X if sk He was so much expense at college that his father called him Bill. f 1121

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Magazines Vanity Fair ........ Stanley Bishop American Boy ..... VVilliam Condon Popular lVIechanics ..... John Nehls Public Opinion . .Silver Swearington Current Events . Punch ........ Judge ........... . . . .VVilliam lVIalat Charles Hunter . Austin Nlenzies Modern Priscilla ..... Dorris lVIiller Cartoonist ..... Police Gazette. . Farm Mechanics System .,...... The Bookman . . Billy Schumann . . . . .lNIr. Kempton . . . . .NIL Overman . . . . .Phyllis Appel . .Brendon Cox Youth's Companion. . .Elaine llfloser -16 Life ........ . . .Jean Tuggle Sportsman .......... Art Campbell Country Gentleman, Leland Topham Vogue ............ lVIargie Loomis Good Housekeeping .... Miss Sutter The Designer ........ tGlenn Gibbs Literary Digest ...... Mrs. Hannan Classic ., ............. Shirley Case lliodes and lklanners .... Leona Sims VVorldls VVork ......... Tom Wall Liberty ........... -Ienylene Oster Needle VVork .... llflary Lee Martin Touring Topics ......... Mr. Ford True Stories. . . . . .Mr. Gamble if if Illrs. Getsinger Cduring a playj 1 A'All ready, nowg run up the curtainfl Wally Andrews: A'Say, what do you think I am? A squirrel ? BK X- ik The gum-chewing girl and the cud-chewing cow Look somewhat alike, yet different somehow. What difference? Oh, yes, I see it all now- The intelligent look on the face of the cow. 46 ek 'X' Bill Condon: Yes, I was a E-Seven once. I spent some of the happiest years of my life as a B-Sevenf' 4. ,K I much fun X xf lil? it s eg-?'.fz, 1, , 0 0,1 Q :QQ ? ' s 'sq' .y id sw. Z' 93 . 58 Qofo 1' we , 1, avg- ,Q X 4. it .ill iii rl, i, Teacher Define trickle Boy To run slowly Teacher Define anecdote Boy A short funny tale Teacher Use both words in one sentence Boy. The dog trickled down the street with a can tied to his anecdote. Elizabeth P: Can you keep a big secret?' lVIyron B.: A'I'll tell the world! 515 if 49 Pat Nicholson: 'ADancing would be awfully hard work if it wasn't so .H -JK 46 if , it - H G ,QMK - . . lscf.z,fa,,y7Wl . U 'Y I1 f . ,Ww.,,.,X ' ' TY' ' ' l . IK Y! A . . . , it H its gl- .-X-, 'rt - 'H Cf' V ' wwf Q We U35 ,. giiq ,, 4 YZ 2 Q 6 X -BK SK' ,Q ' it 3 'Q t Q y ii 1 PP' l . w ii WWI' lil Do your Christmas shopping early. f114l