Jordan High School - Beetdigger Yearbook (Sandy, UT)

Text from Pages 1 - 116 of the 1922 volume:

THE BEETDIGGER NINETEEN HUNDRED TWENTY TWO ANNUAL OF THE JORDAN HIGH SCHOOL 1 11 II || I i II 1 % Cy Iount Jordan The faint auroral flushes of the dawn Along thy craggy rim appear. Grow brighter, brighter, till the morning sun Ascends to give his word of cheer. Fair, noble, commanding Mount Jordan. With noon-tide’s sultry beam thy snow-clad peaks Lie silent in the distance calm and cool. The hazy clouds float lazily along Thy summit white as carded wool, Calm, restful, inspiring Mount Jordan. As evening’s gentle breeze ivajts down the vale And in the west descends the setting sun. You catch the last of all his radiant gleams Before they fade from view, vanished and gone, Tall, silent, beautiful Mount Jordan. —Elna Densley. Oh mighty, silent sentinel. Beneath whose guardian care Our valley homes lie sheltered all, Secure beyond compare. Could we but trace through aeons past The building of thy base. The superstructure reared thereon. The mold where thou wert cast, Could human minds conceive the power Which reared thy head on high, And elevated crag on crag Until they reach the sky. Then should we know infinity. Power, endurance, grace. The grandeur and the symmetry Through which God shows his face. —Katie Jensen. 1 p?r ©®E aK] ffln[ Foreword NOTHER year has sped swiftly past and one more chapter has been added to the history of Jordan. Our pleasures, our ac- tivities, and our successes we have at- tempted to record on the pages of this vol- ume. It is our hope that the material assembled here will revive memories of the happy hours spent at dear old Jordan High in the school year of 1921-22. Inasmuch as former yearbooks were nameless treas- ures, the staff decided to conduct a contest for the pur- pose of selecting a fitting title. It was our ideal to designate therein some prominent feature of the dis- trict which the high school represents. After careful de- liberation we chose, as most appropriate, “The Beet- digger” the name under which our athletes have fought and conquered. Realizing that without co-operation we could never have published this volume, we here wish to express our sincere appreciation of the support we have received from student and faculty members, especially from Miss Gardner, who directed the art work, and Miss Horst, who had general supervision of the book. caDedication 0 other man in the Jordan district has done more to further education than has Mr. W. W. Wilson. He has been appropriately called the “Father of Consolidation” be- cause, when serving on the Board of County Commissioners, he was largely instrumental in effecting the consolidation of Salt Lake County and the division of the two districts, Granite and Jordan. For years Mr. Wilson has been recognized as a leader in his community. He has been a member of the School Board for eight years, having served as president since January, 1919. The Sandy City Bank owes its suc- cess largely to his ability as president of the institution. When he was elected Mayor of Sandy, his capability as an executive again stood out prominently. In fact, he has proved successful in every phase of business, social, and political life. He has always exhibited a progressive attitude toward school affairs that has resulted in one improvement after another. Therefore it is with sincere pleasure and gratitude that we dedicate this, our annual, to Mr. W. W. Wilson. � J:- c ' v':‘ V' •;«': .s5i:- i!i.'ij'fe- ‘ ! 9 £ W Robinson THE FACULTY r i. Seniors Colder, Berrett Secretary CLASS OFFICERS Reta Cundick Vice-President Walter Anderson President CLASS ADVISORS Mr. Jensen Miss Holman Mr. Dewey Miss Horst SCHOLASTIC RECORD Number graduating with an average of A. fifteen Augusta Wilcox Valedictorian Golden Wilcox Salutatorian CActivities ATHLETICS Number in Football—13 Lettermen in Football—10 Number in Basketball—6 Lettermen in Basketball—3 Number in Baseball 8 Number in Track—8 YEARBOOK Assistant Editor Joke Editor Photographer Business Manager Assistant Business Manager DEBATING Affirmative Team—2 Negative Team—1 . Alternate—1 MUSIC Number in Orchestra—1 Number in Boys’ Chorus—2 Number in Girls' Chorus—1 Number in Choir—16 DRAMATICS Miss Civilization”—3 “Nothing But the Truth”—9 Social CAffairs STUDENT BODY President Vice-President Secretary-Treasurer Chief Justice Associate Justice Prosecuting Attorney Clerk of Court Marshal Athletic Manager Yellmaster Misfit Party—December 2 Senior Ball—April 21 Annual Progressive Party—April 12 Senior-Faculty Banquet—April 28 1 J ELLA DAHL Girls' Chorus 1920-21 Student Body Secretary and Treasurer 1921-22 EN1S HENDRICKSON Freshman Courier Staff 1918 Dramatics 1922 HARTLEY GREENWOOD Glee Club 1921 Track 1921-22 EUGENE W. CROPPER Athletic Manager 1921-22 Football Letterman 1921 Basketball 1921-22 Baseball 1921-22 Junior Courier Staff 1921 Dramatics 1922 NELL CROSGROYE LEAH SOFFE Class Secretary 1920-21 OLIVE PETERSON Kodak Club—1922 CARL H. OLSON Executive Committee—1920-21 Basketball—1920-21-22 Football—1921 Letterman 1922 KIMBALL ANDERSON Freshman President 1919-20 Millard Co. H. S. Year Book Staff 1919-20 Millard Co.-H. S. Senator H. S. Congress 1919-20 Millard Co. H. S. Prosecuting Attorney 1921-22 Vice President Kodak Club 1921-22 AMY L. BUTTERFIELD Girls’ Chorus 1920 KJ A DE WAYNE TURNER Opera—1919 IRENE HINNENKAMP Kodak Club—1922 MARY BRADY MELBA WHITMORE junior Courier Staff—1921 Dramatics—1922 Yearbook Staff—1922 EDWIN R. KIMBALL Opera—1919 Basketball-1920-21 Football Letterman—1921 Baseball 1921 Track 1921 r i THEODORE W. SJOBLOM Orchestra and Band—1918-19 Class Vice President—1918-19, 1919-20 Footlfell—1920-22 Letterman '22 Basketball—1921-22 THELMA KUHRE Class Secretary—1919-20 Chairman Prom Committee—1920 THERESA OLIVER DRUSILLA BROWN Opera—1919 Junior Courier Staff—1920 Secretary Kodak Club—1920-21 Debating—1922 Secretary- Student Body Court—1921-22 WALLACE PARR Yellmaster—1921-22 i STELLA WALKER CLARENCE R. MILLERBERG ALDEN BERRETT Basket ball—1916 Business Manager Yearbook—1920-21 Boys’ Glee Club—1920-21 Sophomore President—1920-21 Football Letterman—1920-21 Student Body President—1921-22 Dramatics—1921 KATIE JENSEN Editor Freshman Courier—1919 Sophomore Courier Staff—1920 MABEL L. DESPAIN Freshman Courier Staff—1919 Year Book Staff—1920 W. SIV'IL FITZGERALD Prom Committee—1921 Junior Courier Staff—1921 Dramat ics—1922 MAURINE STEADMAN MARGUERITE PARK Prom Committee—1921 OWEN M. DESPAIN Basketball—1920 Football—1921 Letterman-—’21 Baseball Letterman—1920-21-22 Boys’ Glee Club—1921-22 JESSIE CLYDE Class Secretary and Treasurer 1919-20 Cyprus H. S. Orchestra—1919-20 Cyprus H. S. Opera—1919 Cyprus H. S. ELNA DENSLEY Girls’ Chorus—1920-21 Debating—1922 CHLOE KEIL Prom Committee—1922 ERNEST C. HAIR Junior Prom Committee—1921 Junior Courier Staff—1921 OWEN P. STEVENSON FRANK FAl RSCHOU ROYLANCE FITZGERALD Class Secretary—1918-19 Year Book Staff—1921 sENI0P ld| AUGUSTA WILCOX Home Economics Club 1921 MOYLE PETERSON Boys' Glee Club—1921-22 Kodak Club 1919-22 President-'22 Yearbook Staff—1922 LA YAL GAR El ELD VERA M. WEBB Kodak Club—1918-19 I DONNA NELSON Opera—1919 BEATRICE SPENCER Class Courier Staff—-1920-21 Opera 1918-19 Yearbook Staff 1921 Class Secretary—1921 Band and Orchestra 1921 22 Prom Committee 1922 , CALVIN BOBERG Freshman President—1918-19 Opera—1918 Junior President—1920-21 Band—1919-20 Boys’ Glee Club—1919-20 Baseball Letterman—1919-20-21-22 Basketball Letterman—1920-21-22 Football Letterman—1919-20 Captain 21 Track Letterman—1921-22 Junior Courier Staff—1920-21 Assistant Business Manager Yearbook—1922 Dramatics—1922 MARY E. PADJEN Sophomore Courier Staff—1920-21 Dramatics—1920 Class Vice President—1921-22 Prom Committee—1921-22 Debating—1921-22 LUCILLE NELSON ■ Class Treasurer—1919-20 Class Vice President—1920-21 Orchestra—1918-19 Editor Sophomore and Junior Courier Staffs— 1919-20 Assistant Editor Yearbook—1920-22 Editor Yearbook—1921 N ice President Student Body—1921-22 Dramatics—1920-21-22 FAY FITZGERALD WALTER ANDERSON Dramatics—1920-21-22 Football Letterman—1921 Senior President—1921-22 Business Manager Year Book—1921-22 LEICI PAGE Sophomore Courier Staff—1919 Girls Chorus—1920-21 Dramatics—1922 GOLDEN WILCOX Track—1520-21-22 Debating—1921 Football Letterman 1921 Chief Justice Student Court—1921-22 Dramatics—1921 PEARL SEAL Girls’ Chorus—1921 GERTRUDE FORBUSH Freshman Courier Staff—1919 Junior Courier Staff—1921 HAROLD CROPPER Track—1919 Boys’ Glee Club—1919-20 Junior Courier Staff—1921 Prom Committee- 1921 Football Letterman 1920-21 OR1N HOWARD Opera—1919 S. B. Marshall—1922 Baseball Letterman 1919-20-21—Captain—’22 Basketball Letterman—1919-20-21—Captain—’22 Football Letterman 1921-22 Track Letterman 1921-22 GENEVA FROST PHYLLIS BUTTERFIELD ELEANOR DOW Dramatics—1922 GOLDEN L. BERRETT gricultural Club—1920-21 Junior Courier Staff—1921 Associate Judge Student Body Court- 1921-22 Class Secretary and Treasurer—1921-22 RUTH THOMPSON Prom Committee—1921 RETA CUNDICK Junior Courier Staff—1921 Class Vice President 1921-22 I Juniors I saac Sorensen Secretary CLASS OFFICERS Mary Patljen Vice President Frank Tucker President CLASS ADVISORS Mr. Giles - Miss Riach Mr. Crook Miss Gardner CActivities ATHLETICS Number in Football—21 Lettermen in Football—4 Number in Basketball—12 Lettermen in Basketball—3 Number in Baseball—11 Number in Track—5 Winner of Class Basketball Series YEARBOOK Editor Artist MUSIC Number in Orchestra—4 Nuiyber in Boys’ Chorus—5 Number in Choir—11 DRAMATICS “Nothing But the Truth”—1 DEBATING Negative Team—1 SOCIAL AFFAIRS Freshmen—Junior Party—Dec. 9 Junior Promenade-- March 24 Junior Prom Committee Revearl Alsop Albert Atwood Conrad Dahl ♦ Austin Walker Chloe Keil Beatrice Spencer Amy Howard Mabel Lennberg First Page Verla Jacobson Lorus Hand Grant Mortenson Lucille AIsop Grant Crump Alta Merrill Dean Oliver Daisy Milne Carlos Anderson Vera Tucker Libbie Crump Miller Day Joseph Oliver Corom Holt Laura Berrett Clifton Thane Harold Francoin Mable Lennberg Ruby Proctor Grace Smith Ralph Fairer Lillian Boggess Helen Henderson Archie Nelson Glen Turner Lydia Burgon Alice Hansen as Clifton Nowlan Second Page James Seal Althea Ferrill Hazel Greenwood Frank Tucker Melba Smith Thomas Stowe Melva Allen Algot Anderson Leda Smith Bernice Starley Doyle Dastrup Elsie Cooley Ivan Glover Verdis Berrett Kenneth Malstrom Harold Burgon Vera Whitman Kenneth Booth Dollie Burgon Isaac Sorensen Cora Lindsey Dean Bateman Edward Sullivan Louise Crump Mildred Hastings Marvin Dansie Dora Good ridge as Hilmer Larson Third Pa e Conrad Dahl Roma Walker Eva Jensen Edward Gills Selma Sund Albert Atwood Ivy James Archie James Florence Pierson Myrtle Hogan Austin Walker Amy Howard Reva Brough Ada Magnussen Vernon Jenkins Erma Green Marie Lang Glen Lennberg Reveral AIsop Alton Whitmore Grace Blake Ruth Monteer Albert Knowles Elizabeth Blair Elenor Doty Arnold Francom Adeline Riggs Clive Gardner Eldred Newbold CLASS OFFICERS Wanda Bateman Myrle Dewey Secretary Vice-President President CLASS ADVISORS Mr. Bateman Miss Adams Mr. Ballard Miss Johnson ATHLETICS Number in Football—13 Lettermen in Football—3 Number in Basketball—8 Lettermen in Basketball—4 Number in Baseball—13 Number in Track—5 CActivities ML sic Number in Orchestra—15 Number in Boy’s Chorus—1 Number in Girls’ Chorus—2 Number in Choir—16 Social CAffairs DRAMATICS “Miss Civilization”—1 “Nothing But the Truth”—1 STUDENT BODY Associate Justice YEARBOOK Artist Persyl Richardson Alfred Dewey Elmer Thompson Sophomore—Senior Party—March 17 PROM BOOTH COMMITTEE Eldred Newbold Myrle Dewey Bernice Ballard Lucile Wilcox Verona Walker Larene Berrett Wanda Bateman i. SOPHOMORES (Registered Sophomores r Anderson, Chas. Ashby, Clarence Adamson, Nathan Alsop, Velora Anderson, Fawnie Anderson, Marie Anderson, Rilla Atwood, Rex Allen, Louis Abbott, Marie Antezak, Pauline Bailey, Lenore Ballard, Bernice Bateman, Marlon Bateman. Wanda Beckstead, Alice Beckstead. Delisle Beckstead, Gene Beckstead, Grace Beckstead, Myrtle Beckstead. Reed Benson, Alva Bergman, Ruth Berrett, Larene Bills, Amelia Blair, Elizabeth Bjork, Harold Bodell, James Boggess. Clarence Brady, Dora Brown, Pauline Burgon, Vera Butler, Clella Butterfield. Arnold Butterfield, Floyd Butterfield, Joseph Benson, Oscar Boyce, Melvin Butte. Mable Christensen, Harvey Can-, Mildred Cushing, Maxine Cushing, Norma Clyde, Elizabeth Cole, Alice Cook, Floyd Cox, Donna Crane. Alta Crane, Ferrill Crossgrove, Bernice Crossgrove. Hulda Cnimp, Louise Crane, Jack Day, Geneva Dahl. Elsie Dahl, Lawrence Davis, Joseph Day Joseph Dearing, Virginia Despain, Genevieve Daspain, Roy Dewey, Myrle Dibb, John Dimond, Weldon Dow, Peter Dow, Melba Duel. Margaret Dutcher, Thelma Dimond. Alton Dewey, Alfred Dowding, Alma Dunyon, Chas. Eck, Signe Egbert, Alice Ennis, Elmer Erickson, Alberta Estes, Lavinia Egbert, Earl Egbert, Roland Farmer, Jane Fotheringham, Georgia Francom, Howard Fitzgerald, Garf Fitzgerald, Grant Freeman. Iona Fitzgerald, Norman Fairborn, Rulon Fitzgerald, Rada Fitzgerald, Ross Fitzgerald. Royal Frisbie. Gerallee Frost, Dorothy Gardner, Ivan Gardner, Howard Gardner, Melba Gillespie, La Verne Green, Ellen Goff, Louis Gygi, Ralph Hamilton. Elmo Hamilton, Owen Handley, Kenneth Haun, Virginia Henderson, Thelma Heward, Ruth Hewdett, Leo Holt, Marie Hick, Selma Hilton. Gilmer Hogan, Irene Hogan, Kenneth Hogan, Myrtle Hogan, Olive Hollands, John Holt, Ann Holt, Leona Holt. Rosamond Hutchings, Theodore Irving, Valoy Jacobson, Wm. Jensen, Elmer Jensen, Helen Jensen, Alice Jensen, Louis Jensen, Milton Jensen, Nona Jensen, Roiva Jensen, Vila Jones, Estella Jones, Fern Jones, Mae Johnson, Angus Jacohson. Flera Jaynes, Effie Jenkins, Lavon Jensen, Lucile Jackman, Ray Kimball. Griffith Lunnen, James Lancaster, Grace Lancaster, Milton Lancaster, Roy Lancaster, Gilbert Larson. Fern Larson. Golden Larson, Harold Larson, Veola Lindell, Theressa Lloyd, Mildred Lunnen. Dora Lambert, Venice Madsen, Desna Mauchley. Milton Maxfield, Rose McCleery, Alma McGuire, Grace McGrath. Olive Miller, Wendell Malstrom. Edna Miller, Daisy Miller, Lee Miller. Ronald Miller, Virginia Milne, Clarence Milne, LaVon Milne, Vivon Nelson. Stella Neff, Roselieen Newman. Ross Nielson, Carl Nielson. Dorothea Newbold, Eldred Oborn, Iona Oldham. Charles Oliver, Dorothy Ohlwiler, Wm. Olsen, Arland Orgill, Elma Orton, Kenneth Palmer, Rosamond Parkinson, Thomas Peterson, Max Phillips, Andrew Pierson, James Pixton, Roscoe Pope, Audrey Poulson, Della Presler, Duane Pack, Ruth Raddon, Eddie Reading. Delores Richardson, Lucile Richardson, Persyl llishton, Doris Sabey, Mary Sadler, Ronald Sadler, Thomas Smith, Beatrice Smith. Merald Smith, Grace Smith. Leda Stokes, Paul Smith. Revell Spanton, Beva Spratling Ronald Spencer, Russel Stebenson, Elsie Sunbot, Nina Sund. Hilma Swenson, Olive Smith, Harold Stone, I-a vet t a Smart, Theron Tatton, Ray Thompson, Marie Thompson, Elmer Turner, Eva Tucker, Dell VanDam. LaNome Vaudrey, Eugene VomBaur, Reuel Walker, Verona Wardle, Hazel Warner, Ollie Weenig, Fred Whesdon, Clayton Weadon, Melvin Wheeler, Nell Whittlem, Mary Williams, George Winquist, Alice Winward. Lafern Withers, Theona Woodhead. Joe Wright, Denting Wright. Harry Wellington, Wilma Wellington, Eunice Wilcox, Lucille Freshmen Mirla Greenwood Secretary CLASS OFFICERS Delbert Kunkel President CLASS ADVISORS Birdie Fox Vice-President Mr. Price Miss Bergstrom Mr. Epperson Miss Staines CActivities ATHLETICS Number in Football—4 Number in Basketball—2 Number in Baseball—2 Number in Track—I MUSIC Number in Orchestra—22 Number in Girls’ Chorus—11 Number in Choir—2 PROM BOOTH COMMITTEE Charles Stevenson Paul Cropper Delbert Kunkel Arvid Larson Vionna Kenney Birdie Fox Merla Greenwood Margaret Forbush FRESHMEN (Registered Freshmen Students Alsop, Charles Alsop. Delores Atwood, Elwood Anderson, Iva Anderson, Lionel Anderson, Ruby Anderson, Marie Aired, John Anderberg, Marie Batchelor, Beth Bateman, Dallis Beckstead. Alma Beckstead, Catherine Beckstead, Leonard Beckstead, Mirinda Bennett, Nora Barrett, Bertha Blake, Verla Boggess, Orrin Booth, Lynn Bowen, Harry Brady, Elvin Brady, Lee Brockbank, Afton Brown, Emma Burgon, Afton Burgon, Leon Burgon, Louise Burkinshaw, Atha Bush, George Butterfield, Maurice Butterfield, Marvin Beckstead, Amanda Butler, Clement Boggess, Harold Casper, Arzell Casper, Keith Christenson, Czar Christenson, Violet Cameron, Clark Clawson, Elva Colebrook, Melvin Cook, Floyd Cooley, Melva Cox, Margaret Crane, Joseph Cropper Paul Cook, Dari Crump, Eugene Densley, Golden Despain, Arlie Dowding, Iris Dunn, Earl Eastman, Arvid Evans, Lee Fox, Birdie Fowlks, Everill Forbush. Margaret Forbush, Marvin Garrett, Lucile Green, Clifford Godfrey, Arthur Goff, Cora Graves, Thomas Grow, Harlow Gustanveson, Mable Goodrich, Wilkens Greenwood, Mirla Hamilton, Elmo Hand, Emerson Hand, Leola Handly, Harold Harrison, Parley Harwood, Edith Hedberg. Wilford Hill, Samuel Holt, Essie Holt, Mable Holt, Vaudis Jacobson. Hilma Jacobson, Johnny Jaynes, Chester Jenson, Callie Jenson, Devone Jenson, Elvera Jenkens, Lenore Johnson, Joseph Jackson, Eva Johanson, Margaret Kemp, Lavell Kemp, Lucile Kemp, Vera Kennedy, Wm. Kunkle, Delbert Landers, William Larson, Arvid Larson, Melvin Larson, Ronald Lennberg, Malcolm Lindsay, Frances Lindsay, Fern Floyd, Heber Lloyd, Rutli Mace, Racheal Maynard, Eva McMullen, Helen McMullen, Edith Middleton, Grace Mills, Donald Milne, Edwin Milne, Orvill Mitchell. Glen Motto, Ambrozio Monteer, Claude Mousley, Fairald Mousley, Lewis Mousley, Lewis T. Mortenson, Margaret McGhie. Reginald Naylor, Elva Nelson, Donald Nelson, Edna Newbold, Everett Nicol, Donald Newbold, Marlen Newbold, Morris Newbold. Orten Neilson, Wilford Newbold, William Oldham, Ada Omland, Evelyn Olson, Arvill Overy, Mable Olson, Wilford Ostler, Pricilla Ostler, Violet Park, Bert Parkinson, Evelyn Patience, John Patonai, Anna Peckhanv Evelyn Pierson, Marie Pulver, Aliene Packer, Edison Rasmussen, Bernice Rasmussen, LaPriel Rasmussen, Lois Reading, Frank Rishton, Thomas Sheppick, Roland Shields, Nile Smith, Henry Smith, Nelson Snider, Frank Smith, Eva Smith, Stella Snow;, Elizabeth Soffe, Colonel Soret, Alta Soret, Johanna Spenser, John Stone, Elaine Strom, Virden Sheppick, Ural Smith, Alice Stay, Carrol Thayne, Delbert Tapp. Della Thomas, Sheldon Van, Wells Vincent, Lamar Walker, Clara Walker, Craig Walker, Lyle Wanberg, Arvilla Wellington. Leslie Wellington. Thelma Wilcox, Lucile Wiles, Mavis Wilkenson, Melvin Williams, Stephen Winward, Elsie AUTO MECHANICS BUILDING L. D. S. SEMINARY SEMINARY CLASS Imd STUDY HALL ASSEMBLY CAFETERIA r i WOODWORK AUTO MECHANICS PHYSICS CLASS GIRLS’ GYM CLASS ELLA DAHL SECRETARY. WHBALt ANDERSON PROS. fiTTOfiriti ALDCN BtRRETT PREbiDCNT WALLACE PARR YEtLHAsftR ORRIN HOWARD MARSHALL 1 UlflLE NELSON VICE PRDSiDENr GOLDEN WILCOX JUDGE STUDENT BODY OFFICERS WALTER ANDERSON. eusiwf.55 MAH ACL ALICE. EGBERT ARTIST WYU PETERSON PHOrocRA« Mc« ISAAC SOT?e.HSZH EDITOR melba Whitmore JOkc coitor YEAR ROOK STAFF CARLOS ANOER50N ART IOT OFFICERS Chief Justice . . . Associate Justices . Prosecuting Attorney Clerk .............. Marshal .... . . Golden Wilcox ( Golden Berrett | Persyl Richardson Kimball Anderson . Drusilla Brown . . Orin Howard Student Body Court HE officers of the Student Body Court, although handicapped to a cer- tain extent, have all endeavored to work for a better and greater Jordan, and to enforce the laws of the Student Body. In spite of the lack of support at times, they have had fairly good success in handling those students who have been found guilty of infractions of the rules of the school. In the latter part of the year a new method of punishing the petty offenders wras adopted; that of putting them to work cleaning up the school buildings and grounds. The more serious cases were handled with more severity. At the first of the school year the plan of holding court during the noon pe- riod was decided upon. This did away with breaking into class periods and proved a great benefit to the court members and other students concerned. Although all of the officers were inexperienced, it has been their policy to treat every offender with equal fairness and justice and to show no partiality. ORCHESTRA BAND Debating HgK) HE question chosen for the league high school debates in Utah this year was as follows: ‘‘Resolved that the state legislature of Utah at its next session should appropriate more money for the building and maintenance of good roads than it did in 1921.” There was close com- petition in the try-outs for the team. After elimination debates had been held, Elna Densly and Mary Padjen were chosen to represent Jordan on the affirmative side of the question, and Drusilla Brown and Albert Atwood were se- lected for the negative team. Very little information was available on the subject so the debaters found it necessary to rely upon originality as well as effective organization and presenta- tion of speeches. Practice debates were held with Granite and American Fork high schools. In each case the Jordan team won one debate and lost one. Jordan participated in league debates with the high schools of Tooele and Grantsville. Each of these schools had exceptionally strong teams, debating being stimulated in Tooele County by the offer of a silver cup to the winner of the contest between the two schools. The Jordan negative team won from the Grants- ville affirmative at Jordan on April 6th, and the affirmative team lost a close de- cision to the Tooele negative on the same day. Both Jordan teams did commend- able work and proved to be wrorthy and courteous opponents. The general effect of debating this season has been to stimulate interest among the students and to pave the way for keen competition in debating during the com- ing school year. n—k� -p-• w Dramatics HE High School Dramatic Club presented two very credit- able plays this year. The first, a one-act play, “Miss Civilization,” was given on the afternoon of December 4. Wanda Bateman was very charming as the daughter of the wealthy railroad man. Walter Anderson, Alden Golden Wilcox were realistic as the three crooks. Kim- ball Anderson as a policeman rendered timely aid to the heroine. The parts were all well chosen and the players did admirable work. “Nothing But the Truth,” a comedy in three acts, was presented late in the spring. The scenes were laid in the city offices and country home of E. M. Ralston (Walter Anderson). His daughter, succeeded in making her father promise that he would double any sum she raised over ten thousand dollars. She confided the news to Bob Bennett (Calvin Boberg) and asked him to invest $10,000 for her. The investment he made caused all the trouble. He bet Ralston Dick (Eugene Cropper) and Van Dusen, (Sivil Fitzgerald) that he could tell the absolute truth for twenty- four hours. Although he got tangled in all kinds of mixups, he suc- ceeded in holding his own for a whole day. In doing so, however, he insulted Ethel (Melba Whitmore), a friend of the Ralston family. 'Hie poor Bishop (Enis Hendrickson) did some rather surprising things at Bob’s advice. Mrs. Ralston (Lucie Page) almost left her home broken hearted, when she learned that her husband had had an affair with two chorus girls, Mable (Eleanor Dow) and Sable (Dolly Burgon). Even the maid (Wanda Bateman) became implicated in the confusion. The very clever play lost none of its qualities through its presenta- tion by the Dramatic club. Miss Staines deserves praise for the very excellent performance. « Berrett, and Football Jo 8 ORDAN’S football season opened with but four letter men returning: Alsop, Howard, Boberg, and Berrett—all excellent men. About fifty rookies turned out, and ,4 though green, worked hard and earnestly to make a good team. Only lack of material kept a hundred more boys from entering this sport. The result of this enthusiasm was a playing sheet showing six wins and two defeats. As our only losses were to East and West High Schools, both of whom had experienced and capable teams, we can well be elated over our showing. These satisfying results were ob- tained in spite of the fact that early stages, beet vacation, and perma- nent injuries hampered the team. Mr. Bateman helped coach the rookies and developed some fine material, many of whom will surely make the first team next fall. The scrubs won but one in three games, lack of experience being their chief fault. A source of delight to Jordan’s backers was our glorious victory over Granite, after the dopesters had figured us badly outclassed. Fight and the game efforts of Captain Boberg, who proved a most heady and capable leader, spilled the dope by a 14 to 7 score and gave us our sixth straight victory over Granite. With many good men returning to school there is much to hope for in our next season’s outlook. Howard-Jackie - Tack e Filpjgera Anderson-Guard |f%) 0 a sirup - Guard Cropper- Ccnlcr BA FOO EA.Baic.man Ohon- H.b (Basket (Ball ORDAN’S basketball team was one of the strongest in her history. The team won the division championship with only one defeat, losing at Bingham by the score of 30 to 28. The boys went to the tournament in good condition, but an off day on baskets caused them to be eliminated by American Fork the first night. American Fork stayed to the finals, so we can take some satisfaction even in our defeat. Howard and Boberg, center and forward, graduate this year. They have played a remarkable brand of ball and will be sorely missed. Even so we have left for next year Alsop and Sadler, a pair of guards unsurpassed in the state; Dow and Dastrup, two forwards, both fast and sure; and Crump, a substitute, who should develop into an ex- cellent center. Oldham, Atwood, Whitmore, Jenkins, Jones, Dewey and Gill, are second team men of great skill. The outlook on the waxed floor is bright. A pleasing feature of our basket ball year was the work of the Northern Division team, who walked away with the championship by completely outclassing their competitors with a brand of hall that would defeat many first teams in the state. Olson, Sjoblom, Garfield, Oldham, and Kimball were the players on this team. The Southern Division team did not do so well, the fine work of Whitmore, the captain, being the feature of their games. It was a great year. BASKETBALL B08ERC, FORWARD DOW, FORWARD Baseball T the time this article is being printed, Jordan’s baseball team is tied with East Side for the division championship. Each team has seven victories and only one defeat to its credit. It looks like a fifty-fifty proposition for the championship. Jordan has yet to play L. D. S. and Granite. Our team is a well-balanced one, with pitching and batting strength much in evidence. The defensive work of our infield has been spectacular all year, and as steady as any in the league. Dow at first, Boberg at second, Whitmore at third, and Gardner at short, have all done their share. Atwood has made a very dependable utility man. Double plays at critical moments have proved a big help. The outfield has lacked experience, but has done exceptionally well, taken as a whole. Despain, Alsop, Crump, Dew'ey, Bowen, Sadler, and Newbold have all played good ball. Behind the bat Howard is without doubt the class of the league. His big stick has paved the way to many victories. Alsop has caught some excellent games, when Howard has been on the mound. Howrard, Alsop, and Malstrom compose the best pitching staff in the league. Malstrom has gained the confidence he lacked before, and this makes him rank high as a high school twirler. Given an even share of the luck, we promise to be very much in evidence at the settlement of the championship, and we certainly mean to force our luck. Here’s hoping. cTrack and Field HEN we look at Jordan’s record on the track for the spring of 1922 wo find little cause for enthusiasm; we consider this record by itself. But when we compare it with our accomplishments in recent years we find much to give us hope. In the first place Francom finished third in the cross city run, the first time Jordan has ever finished better than thirteenth. We lost the Jordan- Granite run by the score of 25 to 11, but through it we discovered some promising material for next year. Though we were badly beaten by Granite in the dual meet, our volunteer track team took thirty-three points practically without training. This is the greatest number of points Jordan has ever scored in a track meet. In the division meet we scored ten points and finished fourth. Bob Howard made our only points wutli some surprising w'ork in the shot and discus. Jordan’s main troubles in track are due to the following causes: first, lack of interest has always prevailed in this branch of sport; second, the early departure of the stages makes it impossible for many boys to come out, third, the short time for athletics each afternoon forces the coach as well as the boys to concentrate on one sport, baseball or track, and as baseball is the more popular, track is neglected. We have the material. If we can only arrange a late stage for our athletes, we can expect a much better showing in track another year. PROM COMMITTEE cUhe Prom HE success of the Junior Prom this year has been unprecedented. Due to the financial stringency in the district, a small attendance was feared, but a record-breaking crowd was ample proof of the attractiveness of the event. A Hawaiian setting was carried out, the palm trees, grass huts, and brilliant flowers, combined with moon and sky, serving to make the gymnasium a close rival to old Hawaii herself. No one color could be said to have predom- inated, as it would be impossible to limit Hawaii to any representative color. Blue, orange, yellow, and green prevailed in the decorative scheme. The eastern end of the hall was enchanting. A row of palm trees formed a tempting arbor, with Hawaiian huts on each side to heighten the general effect. Conventional designs on the walls afforded a delightful contrast. The Sophomore and Freshman classes were represented by artistically de- signed booths, which harmonized well with the rest of the decorations. The Sopho- mores had an open hut covered with dainty flowers, while the Freshman booth was closely woven, with a background of grass and blossoms. Both were splendid tokens of the energetic spirit of these classes. The work was in charge of the Prom Committee and class officers: Revearl Alsop, Amy Howard, Austin Walker, Conrad Dahl, Mabel Lennberg, Hilmer Lar- son, Beatrice Spencer, Chloe Keil, Albert Atwood, Mary Padjen, and Frank Tucker. Calendar September 6— School begins. 30— Football—L. D. S'. 6—Jordan 14. October 7- Football—West 39—Jordan 0. 11— Student Body opening dance. 12— Movie—“King Lear.” 13— Superintendent Jensen addresses students. 14— Football—Granite 7—Jordan 14. 14-31—Beet harvest vacation. 28— Football—East 56—Jordan 7. 31— Movies—“Edison, the Benefactor.” “Hats off.” November 5—Football—Tooele 7—Jordan 56. 11—Half Holiday. Senior Armistice Day program. Mi. Herbert Maw, speaker. 14'—Athletic darce. 18—Football. Tintic High 0—Jordan 19. 20—Chief Bywater speaks on “Fire Prevention.” 22—First Lyceum Number—“Premier Artists.” 24-28—Thanksgiving Vacation. 29— Dr. Miller in assembly. December 1— Mr. Kirkhani speaks to students. 2— Senior misfit party. 5— Movies—“The Little Chevalier.” “The Story of Plymouth Rock.” 7— Pre-season basketball—Springville 25—Jordan 21. 8— Junior—Freshmen party. 12— Pre-season basketball—East 20—Jordan 32. 13— Movies—“Robin Hood”—“The Pied Piper.” 16— Mr. Stocking addresses assembly. 19—Movie—“Benedict Arnold.” 22— Movie by Mr. Burkinshaw for benefit of athletics. Mary Pickford in Re- becca of Sunnybrook Farm.” 23— Pre-season basketball—Lehi 32—Jordan 20. One-act play—“Miss Civilization.” 23—Jan. 3 Christmas holidays. January 3— School opens. 4— Movie—“Kidnapped.” 9— Pre-season basketball—Springville 20—Jordan 26. 13—Basketball—Tooele 19—Jordan 53. 12—Movies—“Story of Beet Sugar.” “Back to the Farm.” 17— Movies—“Last Days of Pompeii.” Basketball—Lehi 25—Jordan 24. 19-20—Semester tests. 23— Second semester begins. Basketball—Grantsville 30—Jordan 54. 27—Basketball—Bingham 33—Jordan 30. 31—Basketball—Murray 20—Jordan 64. Second lyceum number. February 3— Movie—“Silas Marner.” 4— Basketball—Tooele 34—Jordan 56. Athletic dance. 7—Debating try-outs. 9—Movie—“Opportunity.” 12— Movie—“Deliverance.” 13— Holiday—Lincoln’s birthday. 22—Holiday—Washington’s birthday. March 1-4—Basketball Tournament. 6— A. C. Glee Club. 13— Salt Lake 0[ era Quintette. 14— Movie—“Heads Win.” 17—Sophomore-Senior party. 24— Junior Promenade. 29— Army intelligence test given to all students. 30— World’s Champion typist gives demonstration in assembly. 31— School play—“Nothing But the Truth.” 5— Debate—Grantsville affirmative—1—Jordan negative—2. 6— Debate—Tooele negative—2—Jordan affirmative—1. 7— City Creek Canyon run—Jordan 18 points. 11— Baseball—West 0—Jordan 6. 12— Senior progressive party. 13— Movie—“Macbeth.” 14.—Baseball—East 12—Jordan 18. 18— Baseball—Murray 2—Jordan 15. 20— Baseball—L. D. S. 1—Jordan 15. 21— Senior Spring Carnival Ball. 25—Annual Cross country run—Granite 25—Jordan 11. Baseball—Granite 9— Jordan 10. 27—Baseball—East 10—Jordan 2. May 1— Baseball—West 12—Jordan 16. 2— Triangular track meet. Granite, Murray, and Jordan. 3— Baseball—Murray 4—Jordan 12. 5—Division track meet. Annual school trip to Saratoga. 10— Basebal 1—Gran ite—J ordan. 11— Annual district field day. 12— High School Day—U. of U. Commencement Day. 15—Baseball—L. 1). S. 4—Jordan 11. 19— Baseball—Granite 3—Jordan 7. 22— Baseball—East 16—Jordan 3. School Patrons' Conference Jordan Hi h School cZ5hursday and Friday, March 9th and 10th, 1922 PROGRAM THURSDAY FORENOON—10 to 12 A. M. Community Singing..........................................Mr. Epperson Invocation President’s Address.............................President David Dahl Dairying Possibilities in Jordan.....................J. E. Dormand Violin and Piano Duet............................Don and Renie Epperson Juvenile Delinquency—Causes and Remedies . . . Under direction of J. H. Greer THURSDAY AFTERNOON—1.30 to 3:30 P. M. Community Singing..............................................Mr. Boy den “Columbia the Gem of the Ocean”—“Old Oaken Bucket” Department Work—1:50 to 3:00 o’clock (Men in auditorium; Ladies in Room 303) Men’s Department—Mr. Giles in charge: Cooperative Marketing of Farm Products .... Prof. W. L. Wartless, U. A. C. Discussion, led by.......................................Mr. Jos. E. Smith General Discussion. Ladies’ Department—Miss Gardner in charge: Domestic Science in the School...........................Mrs. Anna C. Ure Domestic Arts in the School..............................Miss Emma Bayles Reassemble in auditorium. High School Male Double Quartette, “Love’s Old Sweet Song”........... Tenors: Raddon, Hilton, Dahl, Tucker Basses: Hand, Lennberg, Peterson, Despain Inspection of High School plant. FRIDAY FORENOON—10 to 12:15 O’CLOCK Community Singing—“America,” “Bttle Hymn of Republic” . . . Mr. Epperson Invocation Violin Solo—“Venus”..................................... . E. G. Epperson Problems of the Jordan School District....................Supt. D. C. Jensen Vocational Education as a Factor in Making Men and Women .... ..........................................Prof. Henry Peterson, U. A. C. Departmental Work—11:30 to 12:15 Men’s Dept.—Orson Smith in Charge Farm Bureau Objectives.........................County Agent, Laverne Martineau Poultry on the Farm...........................................W. O. Ramshaw Ladies’ Department—Miss Adams in Charge School Properties...........................................Miss Gretchen Horst Discussion Luncheon—In Cafeteria FRIDAY AFTERNOON—1:30 to 3:30 O’CLOCK Community Singing “Columbia the Gem of the Ocean”................Mr. Epperson Vital Elements in Education............................Supt. Adam Bennion Reading.................................................Miss Lillian Staines Problems of the School Board . . . Member of School Board, Hyrum Stocking Orchestra Selection.....................................High School Orchestra “Overture” Composed by Mr. Epperson The Jordan High School.............................Principal E. W. Robinson Election of Officers in Parent-Teacher Association. Basket Ball in Gymnasium. Fussing Time Eddie and Melva? Oh yes, it is true They think that old garden was just built jor two, For if you look ’round you and curious be Why Eddie and Melva together you’ll see. Yet these are no different From dozens I know. For there’s Leda, Arvilla, and Ada, And Wanda, Beth, Dolly, and Chloe. And sticking as closely beside them As if they had been pasted on. Are Kenneth, Lavell, Glen, and Alton, And Sivil, DeWayne, Lynn, and John. Our president fusses in private. And in public sometimes, just Eke this; And Calvin and Lueile together Are quite lost in heavenly bliss. And last but not least is our Isaac, The latest, most ardent young thing. Though he’s keen about bachelors, his fancy Has lightly turned also this spring. —Frank Tucker Miv Hard UJon Reward • - £3£cfi.ma ’_ 'Tis Ever Thus A flirt we have in our high school And a terrible flirt is he; His name is Price and oh, so nice To all the girls he can be. He vamps them if they’re skinny. And he vamps them if they’re stout. And I don’t know how it all would end If his wife should find it out. A different kind is Ballard, For he’s scared to death of girls, He never could tell if they wore wigs, Or had their natural curls. He’d run for many a weary mile. If a “flapper” should head his way. His wife has nothing to fear, I ween ’Cause close to her side he’ll stay. —Frank Tacker. E If You Don't Watch Out Oh, Mr. Greer has come to Jordan High to stay. To rush the kids along to school that tries to stay away, To take the bad ones up to court that nothin’ do but sluff, And believe you me, he makes it hot for those who would be tough. And at the seventh period, when assembly days do come. The whole school rushes into chapel on the run To hear what Mr. Robinson will have to tell about Howr Mr. Greer’ll get you, Ef you don’t watch out. One time there was a little boy that alw'ays tried to sluff, And every day, as sure as fate, he’d try to run a bluff. Onct when he tried to sneak away, the naughty little toad, He saw a motor cycle a cornin’ dowrn the road, And just as he kicked up his heels, to turn and run an’ hide, There was Mr. Greer a standin’ by his side, An’ he snatched him up afore he knowed what he’s about. An’ Mr. Greer’ll get you Ef you don’t watch out. And Mr. Robinson he says, “When the summer work’s all done, And all the bears and badgers to their holes begin to run. You better mind your parents an’ your teachers in the school, Study hard your lessons and keep the golden rule, Be to class each day on time and know what you’re about, Er Mr. Greer’ll get you Ef you don’t watch out. Stella Smith CLIPPINGS FROM ENGLISH PAPERS The cat makes everyone laugh from two years up. When Athelstane was killed they would not let him have a big time at his funeral. He let his horse go where it wanted to, and it followed a path, getting wider and wider and more used as he went. I received your picture and it sure does assemble you. The Vengeance sat at La Guillotine counting the heads as they dropped and knitting. I read your advertisement in the Telegram paper of shoes. A headline tells what happens in a brief way. The boarding house was surrounded by grass and flow'ers in which the doctor lived. A balanced sentence is one that is balanced on both sides of the middle. Many people go yearly to seek Mt. Jordan’s cool revenges. The streets swarmed with people celebrating the end of the great war. It lasted all day and all night. Cooper wrote “The Deersleigher.” He wrent on a slaying party. 4 SEEN ON THE BULLETIN BOARD The Farm Management class will meet south of the building for a trimming at 12:30 Monday. NEW METHODS OF TORTURE The “Iron Woman,” was shaped like a woman having spikes on the inside. The criminal wTas placed on the inside and closed. The criminals w7ere placed on the rack and stretched into confession. POOR HARVEY Hulda C. (Quoting Shakespeare): How like a fawning publican he looks! i hate him, for he is a Christensen. Miss Johnson (in English class) : “I corrected three-fourths of your examina- tion papers and didn’t have enough courage to go any farther. The highest mark was C— ” Ruth—“Yes, and it takes lots of courage to write those papers, too.” Miss Johnson—“I should think it would.” 1 Faculty Ballad A young Smith sat beside his forge, A wrestlin’ with his brains To write a little Ballard On a Page all free from Staines. His hero was a crooked Crook Who toiled both day and night A Robinsons of honest toil And killin’ ’em with fright. lie robbed an honest Bateman On Adams ite by a brook Who was diggin’ Dewey little worms To bait his fishin’ hook. A Miner from the Fe Giles Was listenin’ near a bar To a Gardner from a little Bergslrurn on an old guitar. He held the two at Bay— Les than a minute there And stole their clothes And twitched their nose And rumpled up their hair. One day in May a Butler cried, “Your tactics won’t suffice Ho, Mr. Crook, I’ll disappear, I will not pay lire Price!” But all at once a bullet bit A chunk from out his ear— “Holman! Hoi’ on!” he cried in fright, “An’ I will Riach pear!” But father Smith came in the shop And ire was in his eye. “Johnson,” he cried in bitter tones, You are a worthless guy. Put down that pen and get to work, I am too Horst a speak, But when you feel my boot you’ll wear A Cushing for a week!” —Vera Tucker. Golambus Behind us lay the slimy ooz. Between the muddy rocks and sage. Beneath us mud clung to our shoes, Beside us stood the broken stage. A class-mate said, “You ivory dome. Behold the very gas is gone. Speak, driver, how can we get home?” He said, “Walk on! walk on! and on!” “My bus grows mutinous day by day. My engine knocks, grows hot and weak.” The driver thought of home, a spray Of mud besmeared his swarthy cheek. “What shall you say, good driver, say, If we stick here till break of dawn?” “Why, I shall say at break of day, “Walk on! walk on! and on! and on!” —Elizabeth Blair. Mr. Jensen's students had made many collections of bugs, but he could al- ways give a name for each kind. So a few' of the boys decided to get a bug with which he was not acquainted. They caught several ar.d killed them. I hey took the legs from one, the wings from another, and the body of another, and glued them together. They took this bug to Mr. Jensen and asked him what kind it was. He looked at it and said, “That is a curious looking bug.” “What kind is it?” asked the boys eagerly. “It’s a humbug,” answered Mr. Jensen. Harvey—Say, Ronald, have you ever seen a horsefly? Ronald—No, but I’ve seen a cowslip and heard a mothball. (Rhapsody of (Rodney (With Apologies) Roylance’s lips are sweet (for Doyle told me so), Her hands are soft (for Alden ought to know), She likes to hug (at least so Carl’ll falter), She loves to kiss (I got this straight from Walter). A ring looks swell upon her hand (said Sivil then). When-she says, ‘Yes,” she’s charming (murmured Hen), She loves the lights real low (I learned from Gene),. Her hair is silky (this from Calvin’s bean). She cuddles up so nicely (Enis vowed). She clings to me so vinelike( Coach allowed). Her cheeks are made of velvet (Harold said). Their color ne’er comes off (suggested Red). It really sets me in a whirl To have so versatile a girl. Orin Howard. (L5he Heavtatovium Conducted by Red Sorensen Aleck Zander Oh, Great and All-wise Aleck Zander:— I pray thee, enlighten my mind as to which woman 1 should take as my own. The pos- sibilities are: Wanda B., Dolly B., (Don’t tell Walter A.) Lucile N., Ada O., Beth Batchelor, Verda N., and Mary C. I shall wait patiently for your answeT. Eugene Chopper. I see within my crystal Wanda, Dolly, Lu- cile, Ada, Beth. Verda, Mary, and a host of others, all unknown to me. They are fight- ing for recognition. I find after thorough research, that it would be unwise for me to choose among them, but I’ll give you a tip: each and everyone of those girls would go through fire and brimstone, poverty and dis- grace, to do homage to you. Most High and Wise Aleck Zander:— Please tell me, what is love? Mary Padjen. It would take too much time to explain in detail, but it is an insane condition of the mitid. For an example and further informa- tion see Walt A. and Dolly B. Aleck Zander, the man who knoivs:— Please tell me, how can I marcel my hair at home. Alton Wilkins. For shame, thou fickle youth; love does not come from wavy hair, but from a freak wiggle on the dance floor. For instance, watch Carl Olsen or Harold Cropper dance. Oh, thou wondrously Wise Man; oh Aleck Zander, the Greatest:— Will I succeed is my present love affair? It is my first. 1 was a poor innocent child until Dolly captivated me. Tell me, if you like to see your fellowmen succeed, what must I do to win her? Walter Anderson. Alas, alas, another good man gone wrong, and you a Senior, too. One who should have lofty and noble ideals has fallen for the vamp. Does your mother know that you have strayed from the fold? Boy, repent of your sins and wash your hands of fickle women forever. Jg CA Line o’ Optimism or A'wo By Walt “Hew to the School; let the Taxes fall where they may.” (With apologies to B. L. T.) Crescent News: Born to Mr. and Mrs. Will E. Last, a young son and three calves on April the 7th. The former will not be edu- cated in the Jordan High School.—P. D. Q. Hit means, by cracky, thet more of us ol’ farmers ’ll half to mortgage our horses and homes, by heck.—C. C. For faculty members who expect to teach in the Jordan High another year we suggest that they just read over the history of Joan of Arc—she died for a wonderful thing.—“Q. J M A question for Einstein: What is an auto- mobile without gasoline? For the best an- swer we will give a carload of short-circuits. Mr. Noah Lott, from across the river, an- swers: Comparatively speaking, it is like the J. H. S. will be next year. As useful as a school without teachers.—N. L.-—We take great pleasure, N. L. in presenting you with this pair of galvanized ampheres, in appreciation for your subtle wit. Are red-heads fickle? Ask Beth Batchelor. I. L. S., alias Walter Raleigh, says: An overcoat either way means nothing to me. Because of recent snowslides in Granite, it was found necessary to stop the stages at “half mile” stations, enabling students who are forced to use skiis to save five minutes on an overland trip. “Bob, do you still love me?”—C. C. B. Steel-Stock • (P. S. If this is humor. I’m Shylock.) OUR Dt ERTDERS State Line Service Station (INCORPORATED) Accessories, Gas, Oils and Greases Goodyear Tires Small Line Groceries and Candy Phone 85-J2 State Street and Draper Road B. 21. Sc itlerriU J anb, JBarberg We were responsible for 'he present reasonable prices of barber work. Hair cut and shave, 50 cents. Sanitation and Service Paramount First Door North of Drs. Kuhro and Pomeroy Call and see us. 3 For right prices and treatment in LUMBER, CEMENT or BUILDING MATERIAL See— S. J. Mickelsen Co. DRAPER, UTAH Jensen Kuhre Company SANDY Always a full line of Building Material, Paints and Oils, Hardware, Linoleum. Poultry Supplies and Coal. Goodyear Tires and Tubes. 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Midvale State Bank MIDVALE, UTAH Did you see the glare Of Miss Gardner’s stare, And the shock of surprise in her eyes. At a thing so new under the sun. English C was prepared—every one. A. R. There once was a president rare Whose head was too big for his hair. Don't think it is janes, Or filled up with brains. I know better—it’s air. V. B. She’s all my fancy painted her, In shorthand she’s just great. But when you come there unprepared She gets that look of hate. Said Miss Staines to her class, “No more feeling than brass! You stand like a stalk. You talk like a clock. And you move all your persons about; Get into the piece, or get out.” A. R. There was a hoy in our school And he was wondrous wise, He didn’t introduce his girl To any other guys. —D. W. “Reta, did you ever catch Conrad flirt- g?” “Why, yes, that’s the way I caught him.” Little Freshie—I saw you kiss Lucile. Calvin—When did you see me do that? Freshie—Never mind; give me a dime or I’ll tell on you. 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