Jones Metropolitan High School - Jonesite Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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if L-9 0 'I 3 I -1 1 1 I IVIEIVIUIHS oned LEGS tlvlarguertte Hebell strolled back and forth trytng to lure STRENGTH from hts post GOLDEN TRESSES CEla ne Olsonl rtppled enttc tngly leadtng htrn on DEVLISH WINK CSally Eufrastol taunted htm HIPS murmured softly COMPLEXION CElt abeth Melonel teased htm unttl at last STRENGTH betna a curtous fellofv' left the unguarded HEART and followed the others Qutckly THE MUSCLE CWally Entchlmatrl leaped upon STRENGTH whtle ENERGY CDorothy Kurowsktl also fought htm Jaltantly NERVE CAdeltne Parkhurstl ptnned STREINGTH down whtle ELBOW GREASE fNancy Mackl tted htm securely wtth a roll of gauze and HEIGH lGeorge Ottel stood over h m threatentnglv CHUCKLES CLots Purcelll laughed out He looks so stllv' What else can we do to htm? FOREHEAD fCathertne Grgantol wrtnkled her brow SPARE RIB CRoseann Puttfarkenl suggested Lets make htm cook us a meal? Heavens no' declared APPETITE fDorothy Stoltzl 'We d be puntshea then POISE CLottte Vogell suggested that th pun shment b subtle yet sufftctent FUNNY BONE CLoretta O Brtenl nearly broke as she offered How about maktng htm do ftfteen pages of typtng WITH NO ERASER IN SIGHT' No' No' Anythtng but that crted the terrt ted STRENGTH as THE SPIRIT fDelores Obergl wafted htm a.vay ROSY CHEEKS fBetty Lou Coxl alternately flushed and paled as she asked But where has THE I-IEA RT gone? WAGGING TONGUE replted Whtle we were all so busy defeattna STRENGTH THE VOICE CMtchael Patttucctl went tn to free THE HEART and untted her bonds She looked so ooo ooo ttred that he sang to her That dtd tt' He has stolen the heart of THE HEART and she never stnce has wanted to go anywhere Wtthout htm THE WISH BONE fPhyllts Loguzzol rubbed herself and wtshed the bod, were altve Instantly the pteces reassembled and THE BODY walked out of the Morgue I never dtd ftnd out what became of tt but I tmagtne tt ts happy now and I can ptcture THE VOICE and THE HEART ltvtng happtly ever after and ratstng ltttle VOCAL CHORDS 'fl lo N ag 5 Z , -- 9 I I CQ ' I I I f 'I A f 3 A Q I j- ' ivy' f N n, . .mx 6 I f 1 QQ ' . ALIIQ4-JI Y I I A f X J R , f g A if , Z I ' 1 J N K i t It I f T v 'gf 'fT'R Rv. A ' , I' E . P , co - at It A . If l ' I --4. L qnorfithy Ztttsl swayed fhyttmtcetty, SOUTHERN DRAWL gtucttteb Bonasl ' ' ' I I 'T' - sd ' I L V . L I U I . , I , ,, S I . - V ' . 5

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gglqifnf U D 1 IVIUBGUE I am the watchman ot the Morgue Somet1mes when the nlghts are long and lonely I leaf through the pages of my diary readlng many strange tales The strangest of these occurred one dark and dreary Ianuary n1ght and I have set 1t down as follows Torught a very sad look1ng st1It CI mean bodvl was brought 1n bearmg no 1dent1f1cat1on except a dr1ver s llcense No l 9 4 8 and the common name Ianuarlus Iones An exam1nat1on revealed that 1t had been brutally beaten over the head Wllh a dlploma death bemg mstantaneous An autopsy was conducted to determme whether there were anv other contnbutxng factors Body contamed no HEART Somehow THE HEART CBett Bostwlckl had d1s appeared At the dlscovery of her absence the body llterally fell to pleces THE HANDS lAnn1ean Colhanderl waved trant1cally m the a1r THE THROAT fDolores Peshell stretched and gulped THE EYES Uoe lvhllerl rolled up and down the corrldors looklng hlgh and low THE DAINTY EARS Clrene Kureyl prrcked themselves attentlvelv for the sound o' THE HEARTS beat POUTING LIPS lRuth Eganl b1t each nervously ROAMING NOSE CDolores Brezakl poked mto every corner rn 1ts Irant1c search wh1le TICKLISH CHIN CEvelyn Benkel became hysterlcal TINY FEET IMGFQUSYIIG La Mantlal pattered up and down the halls untll they d1scovered they were runnxng ln c1rcles THE BRAIN CFlorence Kaemptl crled out Stop all thxs nonsense' I know where THE HEART IS' So I the watchman plcked up THE BRAIN and put her mto a saucer Cto catch any passlng th ughtsl wh1le she calmly related these words WAGGING TONGUE lEd1th Feldmanl has told me the whole story The HEART has been stolen by BRUTE STRENGTH CRoy Merlnerl who has always pursued her Flnally wrth the ald of MISCHIEVOUS IDEAS ICYf1llG Bromsl he has taken her away We must rescue her at once At the thought ot poor HEART S pl1ght THE HAIR fGlor1a Atzell popped stralght up on end KNEES CAnna Mane Venezlal kno ked about v1olently the LEFT AND RIGHT SHOULDERS CMabel and Mar1on Ikedal shrugged drsap provlngly DIMPLES CV1 g1n1a Bakoshj caved ln TEETH CAudrey Frognerl chattered w1th fear the BIG TOE Clfrances Wernetl stubbed 1tselI agams SINCERE SMILE fMary Bostonl who annned at her sympathetxcally Slnglna IH umson I Have But One Heart and led by BACKBONE CErances Capassol they 'narched to the slab where THE HEA RT v as mprrs Q5 IIHW 3 Wall' T ' I lc 'S x 9' Q, . T ' , ' f Vg q ML ' ' --.WN ' , ' if . 5, N, I Q , A, , ' , , f nf 2 . , - ' 4 ff' Q ' - I' H U, . ,- if E5 - ' I 1 I I , . I ' - . I I J - I In the course ot the autopsy a horrifying discovery was made - for the 0 . ' ' . ' 0 ' . I , . . ,JL ' .1521 . l!l . ,. . 4,41 f ' wif . , , ' if . L. O . 2 .I ' - 7 ,L I . . I . Yfisfifs I I I I- ' I - by :A . l 4 , I . I . C , I i l I y . Z . . t . A n V H H Y .M '. W . ,Au J , I' I. I I I I -

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SENIURS UF . . . IANLIARY l943