Joliet Central High School - Steelmen Yearbook (Joliet, IL)

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Ye Sjiecfa oasts for Ye Teachers Order is Heavens first law-and Miss Woodruff's -Miss Woodruff, A miracle of scientific Lohr. The best are with us always. -Miss O'Leary. He ruleth all the roste. -Mr, Brown. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. -HNO, -Mr. Bush, My library was dukedom large enough. -Miss Sylvester. Oh Heaven, were men but constant, he were perfect! -Mr. L6 66 G6 66 H Bush. Company, villianous ccmpany. hath been the spoil of me. - Mr. Arendt. Men of few words are the best men. -Mr. Clute. I am Sir Oracle, and when I ope my lips let no dog bark?-Mr. Crawford. A merrier man, within a limit of becoming mirth, I never spent an hour's talk withal. -Mr. Spicer. It hurteth not the tongue to give faire words. -Mr, Hawkins. What would we do without womenf, 'fEven a single hair casts its shadow. -Mr. Brown. '4An cozie here beneath the blast Thou thought to dwell- Till crash! The cruel Coulter past Out thro thy cell, -Mr. Coulter. 4'Be ye therefore wise as serpents and harmless as doves. -Mr. Clute. Sugar and spice and all things nice. -Mr. Spicer. ee Like Oliver Twist, she calls for Moore CHinman.j -Miss Baldwin. A word to the wise is sufficient. -Miss Wood. Every man of true genius has his peculiarity. -Mr Potter. Young people are quick enough to observe and imitate. -Miss Mack. May mercy be shown to me as I show it to others. -Mr. Dur- stine. How much goes to a dose? -Mr. Lohr. V To Caroline-- A staidness sobers o'er her pretty face, which something but ill hidden in her eyes, and a quaint look about her lips, denies. -Miss Woodrow. Freshman Girl-fafter Soph-Fresh. Girls' B. B. Game!-On, Mr. Coulter is su-gh a splendid referee. He's really just as fair as he can be, but Cin an injured tonej I do think he might have worn his white trousers for us, too! N. B.-I wonder why he didn't! I I! Miss Sylvester had a birthday, In April, the ninth day. Got an awful lot of roses, One for each year they say. Problem-If roses are one a dozen, What did the giver pay ? Ten

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e ore the Ben Time-This Morning, Eight O'clock, Place-Outer Office, High School Building, Girl--Stenographer, at typewriter, working on outlines for Botany. Enter Miss Van der VeenM Good morning. Mr. Brown in? Those post grads never report in my room during their free periods and if they do not conform to the regulations -? fgoes into inner office, whence she emerges in a few minutes, apparently satisfiedj Enter Mr. Hawkins with an armful of pictures and cards.- l have here some data from the gymnasium class which show that all members gained one inch in height, ten pounds in weight and forty per cent in gray matter. Miss Cheeseman Cafter careful scrutinyj- Isn't that fine, Why don't you try it on yourself Mr. Hawkins ? Enter Miss Mack who inspects the pictures and asks innocently, Does gym work make the clothes grow too? These first pictures show the students in decollette and the last in civilian clothes. Mr. Hawkins- O, nog that merely shows, ah, that the increase, ah, in avoirdupois is due, ah, to natural causes. Not being in the sci- ence department, you may not understand -favoids further expla- nations by passing into the inner officej Enter Mr. Clute with a rush.- Got those outlines finished on the Flora and Fauna of Lockport '? Miss Cheeseman- Not yet. I made a little mistake here, where I left out part of the third paragraph and the two succeeding ones, but I'll put them in at the endf' fApplies varnish brush vigorously to obliterate Rooseveltian spelling while Mr. Clute is heard going up stairs, four steps at a timeil Aren't the men the limit? Enter Miss Woodruff- I want to see Mr, Brown immediately about those post grads. One of them tore the fly leaf out of the dic- tionary because he wanted paper for his note book. fGoes insidej Enter Mr. Graves-4fAfter a careful inspection of the tableJ- '6Any mail for me? Miss Cheeseman Yes A letter from Springfield a papei and a lovely souvenir post card Mr Graves Well where are they? Miss Cheeseman O here they are back of my nachine How did they get th61Q7 . U . A - vi- 0 , ' 77 . . KC 77 . - , t . . H V . A '- , , . 1 . ' , as v 0 - lflmwzl ' ' ' - - ... , - an ' -'S-ii-..,.,.,1i ,' -..