Joliet Central High School - Steelmen Yearbook (Joliet, IL)

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Money may be free the seventh period. That gives you four free periods, does it not, Miss Money? Miss Money-No, Mr. Sepia, only three, but I have six classes now. I Five o'clock, Miss Distant and Miss Cemetery exeunt.J Mr. Sepia: CGlancing at clock?-Are there any ques- tions? Miss O'Leary: Cwho has been timidly raising her hand for some timeb-I notice that some of the girls are going out at the West door at noon, Mr. Sepia. Mr. Sepia-Well, why don't you stop them, Miss O'Leary? Miss O'Leary-I did, Mr. Sepia. May I send them back to their rooms in the future? Voice-Mr. Sepia, when are we going to be paid? Mr. Sepia-You will receive the cheques hereafter at teachers' meetings only. Are there any more questions? If not the meeting is adjourned. Miss Plaid: CWildlyJ-When are the report cards to be made out? Mr. Sepia-N ot until after vacation. e As the company disperses, sixteen teachers start in Mr. Sepia's direction and follow him into the oiiice. A-' gag f '- .2 ' , 452,-, 'gn 1 ..:, f V as Qffs' ' 'J ' . L ' ' l X 1- 1 h ,, - amz . , -f.. .x W . S it '- ' l I - . v i, .. XJ , J?-731 , : try' - 'Y .,,,,Q,,,Q,,.,',.1 'Q'z3.-,W ' , -' -f-1-. ,,'..- ' 1 7 l

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Mr. Sepia-I think I shall have to call for a rising vote. Result favors the aflirmative by a small majority. Mr. Equisetumhimale: fDisgustedlyJ-If we can't back up the school with our faces I think we had better quit. Reply from women's side-Well, if we back it up with our faces they may want us to quit. Mr. Equisetumhimale-I move that these females who are afraid of having their faces seen, wear veils when they go down town. Miss Sub-way-I move you, Mr. Sepia, the motion that the faculty have their pictures taken be unanimous. All but three vote in the afhrmative. Mr. Sepia-I would like to ask about the work of the following seniors: Who has William McCowan'? fMr. Sepia lookng all about the room discovers one hand meekly raised.J CTurning to Miss Redl-I thought he had civilization? Miss Red-Oh, he has dropped that. Mr. Sepia-Doesn't he take anything else? Mr. Crawfish-He still takes basket-ball. Mr. Stout-Haw! Haw! Haw! Mr. Sepia-I should like to ask about the work of Robert Garlic? Mr. Twig-Down in Chemistry. Miss Flour-He is not in the English class at present. Miss Red-Doubtful in Civilization. Messrs. All-spice and Stout-Haw! Haw! Haw! Miss Reynard-Mr. Sepia, may I be excusedg I have a previous engagement with the dressmaker. I also wish to purchase some soul-inspiring pictures for my English Literature class. fStands up and puts on hat, coat, gloves and veil.D Mr. Sepia-We will be through directly. Miss Reynard-But I must be there in ten minutes. CExit.J Mr. Sepia-I wish to announce that we have arrange- ments with Miss Strawberry of Chicago to come down here and teach music one day in the week. Mr. Twig-Have they got to sing, America and Abide With Me all the time? Mr. Sepia-I supposed that the latter was your favorite song. Mr. Twig-It is, but I do not like to have them abide all day. Loud Haw! Haw! Mr. Stout leading the chorus. Mr. Sepia-I wish to call your attention to a few changes in the program. Under Mr. Money's name for the third period in the morning, please mark 53. Miss Good'nough, does that make your room satisfactory now? Miss Good'nough: CHesitatinglyD-Well, that remains to be seen. Mr. Sepia-Mr. Equisetumhimale, you will take the class in American History the fourth period in the morning. Miss Paper-wad will take the physics classes the same period. Miss Reynard will relieve Miss Talky of Commer- cial Arithmetic in 13 the eighth period. Miss Woeburn will hear the English Literature the fifth period in 54. Miss Post-Grad will take Miss Money's class in A I Latin which comes from 15 and recites in 7 so that Miss

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