Joice High School - Jo Hi Se An Yearbook (Joice, IA)

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the Parties. I believe It would be much more In keeping, though, to take count of stock and list the damages which have been wrought In our passage through the halls and classrooms of Joice High School. Of damage to the sohool I dare not. The less said about Initialed desks, penciled books, and battered teachers, the better. Of damage to our minds there has been little racking effort. The last four years have been happy ones. Our teachers and our principal have done everything that human beings possibly could do to make our time spent here both profitable and pleasant. Our associations with one another have been very pleasant too, and fruitful of lasting friendships that will continue for the remainder of our lives. Whatever our success and future happiness, I am sure that each one of us will be able to look back on our days at Joice High School and sayj Those were the four happiest years of our life. The definition of a gift. In law, is a voluntary conveyance of property usually without legal consideration. Not wishing to do anything which isn't lawful we never do anything like that. We will follow this definition very closely, and more especially since we can't afford a lawyer anyway. (lifts are of two kindst Causa Mortis, or those given while the donor, be- lieves himself In Imminent danger of death, and Inter Vivas, or those given when the donor is in no fear of death. Being no more pessamlstlo than the average person, we decided to present gifts of the latter type. In order that a gift may be legal there must be actual or constructive delivery, the donor must have acted of his own free will (no one twisting our arms), and the donor must be competent to contract. There they go again; trying to aoouse us of not being able to think straight I By this time they should know better than that. After all the above mentioned requirements are complied with, the gift becomes irre- vocable between the parties—in other words—no Indian giving. So to proceed with the gifts. So Richard Abraham won't have to rely on the Mercury when his father is using the Buiok, we have this car so he will be avle to go see his girlfriend. To Lorna Haroldson, we give this box of non-sleep tablets so dhe can stay awake when she is out on a date with Qary, especially when on her way home from Albert Lea. We don't know how much of a hunter you are Junior Rogness, but Just in oase you haven't got your license yet, here it is and free of charge. We understand that there is open season on blondes now but don't take more than your limit and always be sure to give them a sporting chance-no more than a five foot handicap. To Don Ball, the lady-killer of this class we give this doll so he can have one of his own. Don, you can practice your line with her on the way to Lake Mills. To Darrell Bang, the Chevy lover of the class, we give a share of stock in the Ford Company, or if you'd rather you can use it as a down payment on a new car—Ford only 1 To Merlyn Heimdal, we give this camera so he can take plotures of all his girlfriends. So Eleanor Malloy won't have to take her shoes off to sneak in the house at night (or in the morning) we give her this pair of noseless shoes. To Clarice Arneson, we give this beautiful diamond ring to use as a sub- stitute for Harold's class ring. If Clarice doesn't think this is real she can test it by applying one of the Physic's formulas she learned so well. To Darwin Bang, we give this diamond ring which he may keep for a certain girl. CLASS GIFTS Merlyn Heimdal Richard Abraham Clarice Arneson Darwin Bang Junior Rogness Eleanor Malloy This page sponsored byt BOYDS CLOTHING STORB MEN BOYS CLOTHINO Forest City, Iowa AAMODT MOTOR CO. MOBILE GAS OIL Joice, Iowa