Johnstown High School - Beacon Yearbook (Johnstown, OH)

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PROPH ECYI Katie McCann and Patty Davison run a ladies muscle-building school called Flabbys' Hangout . The Priest twins, Janet and Janice, have taken over the management of the Cottage Restaurant . People seem to flock there by the hundreds because of their famous Angel Food Cake baked by the famous Bob Welch. Bill Liggett is now Secretary of Agriculture. He is working on an experi- ment to take the curl out of pigs' tails. Barbard Conard is the founder of the noted Television program Advice to the Lovelorn' '. She is on channel 9 every Tuesday and Thursday night. Lois Downing runs a day time nursery school for tiny tots. In the evenings she spends her time writing her love problems to Barii whogives herhope and advice Harley Reese is now starring in a movie called Tarzen and the Jungle Queen co-starring Shirley Bodkins. Well I guess that about finishes it. It seems that the good old class of 54 has really made a name for themselves. If I intend to get these invitations out on the last mail, l'd better step on it. CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of 1954, being of sound mind and worthy character do hereby leave this final will and testament to be placed with the others in the lower left hand drawer. I, Bill Almendinger will my Clem Kididdlehopper outfit to Ray Cleveland. I, Gene Almendinger, will Lela Van Fossen to John Dowell. I, Ray Belt, will my ability to talk in Government class for fifteen minutes and not say anything to Larry Rhodeback,my vast vocabulary to anyone who is interested, and my ability to learn to play lines on the night ofdress rehearsal to Lynn Melick. I, Shirley Bodkin, will my ability to chew gum in Home Economics Class with- out being caught to Carolyn Coville and my seat in Government Class to Larry Stough. I, Don Chapman, will my new unused English book to Jim Shough and I'll keep Barb for myself. I, Barbara Conard, will my ability to be an office girl for four years to Nan- cy Downing and my senior seat in the back of Bus 2 to Wanda Green. I, Carolyn Davis, will my ability to get good grades in Spanish without learn- ing the vocabularies to Roberta Hopkins, but will keep my height becausel need it. I, Pat Davison, will my ability to drive toSarah Houck, and my willingness to do dishes to Madeline Hartsock. I, Judy Dietrich, will my extra stripe on my cheerleading sweater to Judy Carr, and my density in understanding iokes to Martha Ashbrook. l'll keep my knock-knock iokes to myself. I, Tom Dixon, will my ability to hot-rodfrom Pataskla to Johnstownin five minutes and always be tardy to school to Jon Cooperrider. l, Jack Dowell, leave my singing ability to Larry Stough and my managing ability to any iunior boy that wants the position. I, Lois Downing, will my ability to write letters in Government class to Patty Dague andmy ability to babysit three-half years straight for the same people to anyone who can do it, but will keep the experience for myself. l, Sandy Evans, leave my ability to crawl through the library window to Miss Leiby lwhen she forgets her keyl and my sweater-girl figure to Martha Lewis. U

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Time: l965 Place: Somewhere in the United States Character: A member of the Johnstown-Monroe High School Class of 54 Here I am, stuck again with these darn class reunion invitations to write! That's what I get for not attending the 1964 reunion--Oh well, they always elect me secretary or something when I'm not there. Let me see--I had a list of the members somewhere---ah, here it is--Sandy Evans, she now lives in an old colon- ial mansion in Tennessee, devoting most of her time to the Cocker Kennel Club . She acquired her millions by writing a book called How to Chew and Crack Bigger and Jucier Wads of Gum. , Barbara Kennedy, of course you all heard about her. She has joined the For- eign Legictn. Donnie will now have to turn in his resignation after nine years of presidency of the Henpecked Husband's Association. Willard the Hermit, alias Bill Almendinger, has been hunting BEAR in Alaska for the last ten years. His theme sing is Baby lt's Cold Outside. I Dr. Belt, Dr. Shea, and their two assistants, Pat Mustachcio and Carolyn Davis have opened a clinic for people who suffer from Zorch and Gull-Blach trouble. Tom Dixon is still going around the square. This time it's Madison Square Gardens with Tom leading his Prize Jerseys: Close behind him is Clyde Holstein Montgomery claiming that his cows are the only cows with that Marilyn Monroe figure. Norma Severn and Jane Stough are the new managers of Polings' Super- Dupermarket. Larry Moore, Bill Stratten and John Fleshman have established a live bait store in Alexdandria specializing in NIGHT-CRAWLERS. Judy Dietrich is a professional model at Stacy's Department Store in Center Village, Ohio. Bill Pitt owns the largest rollar rink in the world, he also holds the worId's speed record of three miles per hour. Elsie Miller and Wanda Jacks are dietitians for the J.H.S. cafeteria. Their chief menu is skim milk and moldy crackers. Charlie Fohl is publisher of the Johnstown lmpudent. Jo Ann Smith now runs a charm school for ------ blondes. Jack Dowell is chief lemon carrier for the Harlem Dog Trotters of which Gene Almendinger is a member. I hear he is their star center. Bonnie McCIintick is chief soda ierk at Corny's Corner Drugstore . Her suicide cokes will be the death of me yet. Rod Kauber is an Admiral in the Navy but he still specializes in hugging the Waves: Carol Foster now plays her trumpet in the sensational dance band Swing and Swirl with Carol and Earl. Jim Piper islthe new singing rage with his two top hits, Crusin' Down the Raccoon and 'Hoofprints on the Cabin Floor better known as, Whose been Horsin' Aroundn? Barbara Noble is now the chief executive of the Chlorophyll Asprin Com- pany for those stinkin' headaches. Phil Gray--3 times governor of Ohio is leader of the new Progressive Party . His motto is All for one and that one's for me . Dick Scovell provided quite a shock for some residents of Johnstown when he hooked a high-tension wire to the watermains.

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CLASS WILL I, John Fleshman, will my ability to drive the car with only one leg to who- ever wants it and my priviledge to attend school for a half a day to anyone who can get away with it. I, Charley Fohl, will my ability to roll high bowling scores to Dick Dague. I, Carol Foster, will all my chewed gum to Mrs. Franklin. I, Phil Gray, will my new book Howto Make Enemies and Lose Friends to Judy Carr. I, Mark Hopkins, will my ability to keep strict parlimentary procedure during class meetings to Jim Miller. I, Wanda Jacks, will my ability to do my English assignments in Government class to Patty Adams and my ability to sleep in Mrs. Franklin's Economics class to Wesley Smith. I, Rod Kauber, will my long legs to Jackie Pitizer for next year's basketball Season and my ability to touch the rim of the basket to Jimmie Potter. I, Barbara Kennedy, will my ability to take out-of-state trips during school time to Diane Egan. I, Bill Liggett, will my ability to out-race cops in Newark to Tom Goodman. I, Katie McCann, will my index of good iokes to Bob Adams. I, Bonnie McClinktick, will my priveledge of handling class money for three years to Thelma Houck and my ability to get along with the teachers to Shirley Forest. I, Elsie Miller, will my long hair to Fannie Hatten and my way of getting a- long with boys to Carolyn Sagar. I, Clyde Montgomery, will my ability to sleep in Mr. Dean's study hall to any- one who can get away with it and 20 lbs. of my weight to Eddie Neptune. I, Larry Moore, will my ability to go fishing during school time to Donnie Priest. I, Pat Mustacchio, will my Marilyn Monroe figure to Betty Peck and my abil- ity to keep good jokes in my billfold to John Dowell. I, Barbara'Noble,will my bad moods to Nancy Medors and my black band socks to Eleanor Parsons. Let's hope she does more with them than I did. I, Jim Piper, will 2 inches of my heighth, I5 of my pounds and my well developed legs to John Dowell for next year. lThat's what he wantsl I, Bill Pitt, will my ability to sit in front of Mr. Marty in Government class and sleep to Joe Ankron and my senior seat in the back of Bus 2 to JohnWhitten. I, Janet Priest, will my ability to keep my hair cut short to Sarah Houck. I, Janice Priest, will my ability to dodge dogs while driving to Carolyn Col- ville, and my shorthand seat to Thelma Mezaros. I, Harley Reese, will my penmenship to Pat Lafferty, my showmanship ability to Lee Parsons, my parlimentary procedure ability to Bill Bishop and my ability to keep silent until the appropriate time to Tom Jones. I, Norma Severn, will my ability to always stay on the good side of the teach- ers to Janet Fleshman and the ability to lock myself out to the car to Madeline Hartsock. I, Bob Shea, will my vast amount of knowledge to Don Piper. I, Dick Scovell, will my ability to argue with teachers to Bob Adams and my ability to sleep inthe morning to Ed Neptune: I, Jo Ann Smith, will my ability to chew gum in Mrs. Franklin's Economics class to Bill King and a foot of my heighth to Eleanor Parsons. I, Jane Stough, will my friendship with Lela Van Fossen to anyone who thinks they can get along with her, also my ability to be engaged six months after meeting him to Barbara Weaver. l'lI keep my diamond for myself. I, Bill Stratton, will my warm seat in the office to Larry Rhodeback. I, Bob Welch, will my front seat by Miss Dutro's desk in Enlish class to Art La Rue. HARLEY DAVIDSON SPORTING GOODS 1810 North High Street Columbus, Oh1o