Johnstown High School - Beacon Yearbook (Johnstown, OH)

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Time: l965 Place: Somewhere in the United States Character: A member of the Johnstown-Monroe High School Class of 54 Here I am, stuck again with these darn class reunion invitations to write! That's what I get for not attending the 1964 reunion--Oh well, they always elect me secretary or something when I'm not there. Let me see--I had a list of the members somewhere---ah, here it is--Sandy Evans, she now lives in an old colon- ial mansion in Tennessee, devoting most of her time to the Cocker Kennel Club . She acquired her millions by writing a book called How to Chew and Crack Bigger and Jucier Wads of Gum. , Barbara Kennedy, of course you all heard about her. She has joined the For- eign Legictn. Donnie will now have to turn in his resignation after nine years of presidency of the Henpecked Husband's Association. Willard the Hermit, alias Bill Almendinger, has been hunting BEAR in Alaska for the last ten years. His theme sing is Baby lt's Cold Outside. I Dr. Belt, Dr. Shea, and their two assistants, Pat Mustachcio and Carolyn Davis have opened a clinic for people who suffer from Zorch and Gull-Blach trouble. Tom Dixon is still going around the square. This time it's Madison Square Gardens with Tom leading his Prize Jerseys: Close behind him is Clyde Holstein Montgomery claiming that his cows are the only cows with that Marilyn Monroe figure. Norma Severn and Jane Stough are the new managers of Polings' Super- Dupermarket. Larry Moore, Bill Stratten and John Fleshman have established a live bait store in Alexdandria specializing in NIGHT-CRAWLERS. Judy Dietrich is a professional model at Stacy's Department Store in Center Village, Ohio. Bill Pitt owns the largest rollar rink in the world, he also holds the worId's speed record of three miles per hour. Elsie Miller and Wanda Jacks are dietitians for the J.H.S. cafeteria. Their chief menu is skim milk and moldy crackers. Charlie Fohl is publisher of the Johnstown lmpudent. Jo Ann Smith now runs a charm school for ------ blondes. Jack Dowell is chief lemon carrier for the Harlem Dog Trotters of which Gene Almendinger is a member. I hear he is their star center. Bonnie McCIintick is chief soda ierk at Corny's Corner Drugstore . Her suicide cokes will be the death of me yet. Rod Kauber is an Admiral in the Navy but he still specializes in hugging the Waves: Carol Foster now plays her trumpet in the sensational dance band Swing and Swirl with Carol and Earl. Jim Piper islthe new singing rage with his two top hits, Crusin' Down the Raccoon and 'Hoofprints on the Cabin Floor better known as, Whose been Horsin' Aroundn? Barbara Noble is now the chief executive of the Chlorophyll Asprin Com- pany for those stinkin' headaches. Phil Gray--3 times governor of Ohio is leader of the new Progressive Party . His motto is All for one and that one's for me . Dick Scovell provided quite a shock for some residents of Johnstown when he hooked a high-tension wire to the watermains.

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BONNIE LOU McCLlNTlCK Lulu Student Council 3, Officer 3 Thespians 4 Y-Teens l, 2, 3, 4, Officer 3, 4 Dramatics and Arts 3 Band l, 2, 3, 4 Mixed Chorus 2, 3, 4 Girls' Chorus 2, 3, 4 County Chorus 3 District Festival 3 County Band 2, 4 Football Queen 4 Queen Attendant 2 Class Officer 2, 3, 4 NORMA J. SEVERN Norma Y-Teens l, 2, 3, 4 Librarian 4 Office Girl 4 Beacon Staff 4 Mixed Chorus 2, 3 Girls'- Chorus 2, 3, 4 County Chorus 4 ROBERT H. SHEA llBobIl County Honor Society 3, 4 Beacon Staff 4 Mixed Chorus 2 Boys' Chorus 2 Lickingana Staff 4 ROBERT L. WELCH Bob Football Mgr. Letter 2, 3 Basketball Mgr. Letter l, 2 Baseball Mgr. Letter l V , ,s.. 1, ,,.. . . ' ,,., fl 4 . , .,,, - ' ' , , J ., ..:. . i. V 2 RICHARD L. SCOVELL Dick Football Varsity Letter 3 Projector Club l, 2, 3, 4 Beacon Staff 4 SUNSHINE FEED STORE Phone 129 Johnstown, Ohio BEATRICE JO ANN SMITH IIJOII Thespians 4 Y-Teens l, 2, 3, 4 Librarian 4 Band 1, 2, 3, 4 Mixed Chorus 2, 3 Girls' Chorus 2, 3, 4 County Chorus 4 JANE STOUGH Jane Y-Teens l, 2, 3, 4 Mixed Chorus 2, 3 Girls' Chorus 2, 3, 4 County Chorus 4 Office Girl 4

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PROPH ECYI Katie McCann and Patty Davison run a ladies muscle-building school called Flabbys' Hangout . The Priest twins, Janet and Janice, have taken over the management of the Cottage Restaurant . People seem to flock there by the hundreds because of their famous Angel Food Cake baked by the famous Bob Welch. Bill Liggett is now Secretary of Agriculture. He is working on an experi- ment to take the curl out of pigs' tails. Barbard Conard is the founder of the noted Television program Advice to the Lovelorn' '. She is on channel 9 every Tuesday and Thursday night. Lois Downing runs a day time nursery school for tiny tots. In the evenings she spends her time writing her love problems to Barii whogives herhope and advice Harley Reese is now starring in a movie called Tarzen and the Jungle Queen co-starring Shirley Bodkins. Well I guess that about finishes it. It seems that the good old class of 54 has really made a name for themselves. If I intend to get these invitations out on the last mail, l'd better step on it. CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of 1954, being of sound mind and worthy character do hereby leave this final will and testament to be placed with the others in the lower left hand drawer. I, Bill Almendinger will my Clem Kididdlehopper outfit to Ray Cleveland. I, Gene Almendinger, will Lela Van Fossen to John Dowell. I, Ray Belt, will my ability to talk in Government class for fifteen minutes and not say anything to Larry Rhodeback,my vast vocabulary to anyone who is interested, and my ability to learn to play lines on the night ofdress rehearsal to Lynn Melick. I, Shirley Bodkin, will my ability to chew gum in Home Economics Class with- out being caught to Carolyn Coville and my seat in Government Class to Larry Stough. I, Don Chapman, will my new unused English book to Jim Shough and I'll keep Barb for myself. I, Barbara Conard, will my ability to be an office girl for four years to Nan- cy Downing and my senior seat in the back of Bus 2 to Wanda Green. I, Carolyn Davis, will my ability to get good grades in Spanish without learn- ing the vocabularies to Roberta Hopkins, but will keep my height becausel need it. I, Pat Davison, will my ability to drive toSarah Houck, and my willingness to do dishes to Madeline Hartsock. I, Judy Dietrich, will my extra stripe on my cheerleading sweater to Judy Carr, and my density in understanding iokes to Martha Ashbrook. l'll keep my knock-knock iokes to myself. I, Tom Dixon, will my ability to hot-rodfrom Pataskla to Johnstownin five minutes and always be tardy to school to Jon Cooperrider. l, Jack Dowell, leave my singing ability to Larry Stough and my managing ability to any iunior boy that wants the position. I, Lois Downing, will my ability to write letters in Government class to Patty Dague andmy ability to babysit three-half years straight for the same people to anyone who can do it, but will keep the experience for myself. l, Sandy Evans, leave my ability to crawl through the library window to Miss Leiby lwhen she forgets her keyl and my sweater-girl figure to Martha Lewis. U