Johnston High School - Beaconite Yearbook (Johnston, IA)

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,-Jzff -'W I see Vernon Schuessler sitting in a very plushy office. Are those gold stars on his shoulders? It seems that Vernie pursued a military career, and is now using his great influence to become Commander of the WAC'S. Johnny W. went into politics, and is now running for Governor df Qi of Iowa. His platform is sound, and his baby-kissing technique, 'gyda perfect, so his chances are promising. why, there's Richard Stuck, leading a dance band which spe- milf l cializes in one night stands.The band's motto isnlf You Get Stuck, X Just Call It Luck.n My crystal ball shows a large,peaceful-looking building on a qaiigjr wooded hill. The sign over the entrance says nldlewild SanitariumU 5!E,4fW Surely, no member of the Class of '50 has come to rest here! But ' there's Elwood, who thinks he's a beagle hound. He runs around hunting coons every time he escapes his keepers. I see another familiar figure. can it be LaVerna? I'm afraid 1t's true, for it seems that Kirk married an eccentric who would let her eat nothing but foods beginning with the letter 2. After 6 months of parsnips and pea soup, poor LaVerna's brain snapped. Joyce Young did not let marriage interfere with her career as a model for Reduc-O Chin Strap Corp. Hlt firms, molds, and generally disguises as many as three chins.H gb Kenny williams, who experienced a remarkable period of growth ' after graduation, is making stacks for Ringling Brothers Circus as ' 5 the nMan with His Head in the C1ouds.N He is 13 feet tall and is M .jf still growing spasmodically. ' Carol Rittgers pursueda literary career and writes for radio. She has written two serials--a mystery called Behind the Un-ironed Curtain, and a soap opera, Just Plain John's Second Cousin's Other wife. N Y xx V f. f' ' ly fglilld!-111-1 I That seems to be all--but before you leave, I have some very nice crystal balls on sale today. They're only slightly soiled and are guaranteed for a year. Well--they make nice paper weights. CONGRATULATIONS CLASS OF '5O From N GOOD'S COFFEE SHOP I- .,.,., T, , - 9 A, 4 slmowucues Ano sHoR'r onoens I- lllo -34 A Jormsron, lowA

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