Johnson St Paris High School - Parisian Yearbook (Saint Paris, OH)

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Parisian 1923 r Special Prices To Students All Photographs Used In This Annual Were Made By MARBLE STUDIO 317% N. Main St. Piqua, 0. Photographs That Satisfy L •4 I i For Men’s and Ladies’ Ready to Wear, Fur- nishings, Hats and Caps, Shoes, Oxfords, Curtain Goods, Dry Goods, Carpets, Lin- oleum and Rugs j i GO TO j THE URBAN STORE j SAINT PARIS, OHIO Leo Urban Goldie Urban Mike Halpren

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Parisian 1923 PROCTOR STURGEON FARM IMPLEMENTS Hardware, Harness, Stoves Paints, Etc. Stores At Rosewood St. Paris Thackery THE JONES DRUG STORE DRUGS, PAINTS, GOODYEAR TIRES BOOKS STATIONERY SCHOOL SUPPLIES

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With The Parisian Jesters Very Deep Nelly—“What are you reading?” Thelma—“Inside the Cup.” Nelly—“It is good?” Thelma—“Yes, after you get inside.” Something to be Thankful For Miss G.—“You won’t always have a teacher at your elbow.” Herman—“Gee! I hope not.” (History Class) Miss Nixon—“Albert, what is the difference between the Ku Klux Klan and Knighthood?” Albert—“Knights wore things over their heads to keep from getting killed and Klans wear things over their heads to keep from being seen.” Teacher—“Why is this an age of prose?” Thelma—“Because all the poets were dead.” Miss Gordon—“Anna, will you give your talk now?” Anna—“Lost my book.” Miss Gordon—“You should not be so careless.” Anna—“I lost my book, but I know where it is.” Miss Gordon—“Last Saturday I was walking on the street in Piqua and behold I stood gazing- on the individual pictures of the Senior class and I just wondered, ‘Oh! can it be my English class looking so dignified.’ ” Harold—“Oh, Miss Gordon, they touch them up over there.” Last War Emory—“Who were the generals in the indus- trial revolution?” Millicent—“How do you expect me to know, we haven’t had that yet.” Confidence Lucille Nixon—“I guess I'm going to get a date tonight.” Anna—“Why?” Lucille—“I see Ah has his good clothes on.” Hardly Miss Gordon Finished a Discussion on Slang. Evelyn—“Well, what would we say when we mean ‘we children?’ ” Miss G.—“It would be better if you said ‘babies.’ ” A Little Advice In Physics Class Genny—“I know the principle but I can not twist it around. Mr. Turner—“Don’t twist it too much, it might break.” Anyway He Got the Nickle “Clydus are you too weary to stand up and read?” Clydus—“I would for a nickle.” “W’hat is the subject matter of Pilgrim’s Prog- ress?” Susie—“A man’s trip to hell.” Mercy (In English, hunting quotations) Warren—“Is this a good one? ‘I’m sick when I look not on you.’ ” “Who was Sir Galahad?” Warren—“He was a sociable bachelor.” Must Have Mr. Carl—(In Senior History)—“Genevieve why was this country called America instead of after Columbus?” Genny—“Just happened that way, I guess.” Now Harry Miss G.— (Senior English)—“Truth is the greatest emotion of life, but there is another most people consider greater, that is ‘love.’ ” Harry—“I thought that is what it was.” One Sided Miss Colvin (in occupations)—“We will choose up sides and have a debate.” Dock—“There’s only one side to it and that is mine.” No Use Miss G.—“Warren hurry up and write your idea of this.” Warren—“I haven’t any pencil.” Miss G.—“Here, use this one.” Warren—“I haven’t any idea.” Good English Miss G.—“So you are taking a woman’s word, 'Because’?” Warren—“I didn’t know you said anything about it.”