Johnson St Paris High School - Parisian Yearbook (Saint Paris, OH)

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Parisian iIHSiirrrn|y 1923 Hot and Cold Cigars Lunch Tobacco THE OASIS W. C. TOOMIRE Bar and Fancy Box Candy Ice Cream Cold Drinks i BERT R. RICHESON FUNERAL DIRECTOR AMBULANCE SERVICE Phone 260 St. Paris, Ohio I

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 1923 Bright Sayings “This is a good umbrella only it leaks.”— —Mid. Ginn. “I got some pretty blue ink at home, the trou- ble is it is all gone.”—Thirza Bodey. “Miss Nixon, where did you find John Knox?” —Ruby Barger. “Rench is cute, if he is Miss Kremer’s”—Irene Roberts. “I’m going down and look at Ben Urban’s shoes, after school!”—Genevieve Brown. “The Cycles of plays were plays on wheels.”— Warren Pence. “Nellie, may I hold your hand? Yes it makes me think of something.”—Genevieve Brown. “A convent is a place where bachelors stay.”— Hai’old Shank. “Oh Irene come play.”—Shorty Harter. “It’s so lonesome now.”—Emory Crouse. “They burned the same young people the same year.”—Miss Gordon. “I know about Beauty, but I do not know anything about truth.”—Warren Pence. “Two people got killed Sunday, one woman and two men.”—Robert Beekman. “Miss Colvin may I run up the blind?”—Harold Shank. “Harold I thought you knew something.”— Mr. Carl. “In later years Swift became insane and died insane.”—Genevieve Brown. “Giants were called Miidgets.”—Herman Smith. “What is the sweetest thing around—to pre- serve pickles?”—Mr. Carl. “That deserves you right.”—Loudean Heck. “Robert Burns died a very wretched life.”— Herman Smith. Nelly—“What do you think would be nice to serve with ice cream?” Susie—“Why I imagine spoons would be real nice.” Doc in English Three—“Transcendentalism is seeing things where they ain’t.” Warren in History Three—“Marie Antoin- ette was a flirty Queen.” Herman—“The revolution of 1680 brought about the Renaissance period and renewed art.” Harley—“The women of the town would not comb their hair in the towns because they thought it was a bad sign so they go out into the street to comb.” Clydus—(Results of the French and English struggle for control of India.) “They were both picked out.” Emory—“Joxiathan Edwards ti-anslated the Bible into the Indians.” Kenneth Domigan—“When Brutus gave his ora- tion he was such a fine orator that he stirred the people heart deep into their sides and they thought or the biggest part of them thought, that the right thing had been done.” Why wouldn’t it be a good plan for Ralph Johnson to buy a vanity case of his own so he would not be borrowing the girls’. Good Reason Teacher—“Why did Roman patricians oppose Caesar’s rule?” Dock—“Because he had fits.” Well, Genny! “And we would have all the gods and goddesses take part.” Genny—“We would have human beings in it too, wouldn’t we?” You Can’t Tell Now-a-Days During preparation for Senior stunt. Mid Ginn was buying some tinfoil. “Mr. Jones—“Tinfoil is ten cents a pound.” Mid—“Allright, but how much does half a pound weigh” Wow! Mr. Carl to Miss Gordon—“I have to lock up tonight. You can stay if you want to, but if you don’t want to, you can go home.” Cold Feet Miss Colvin—“And they wanted to bring the man up on the carpet and expose him.” Bundy—“And he got cold feet.”

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Parisian 1923 Sell Your j I : DAIRY PRODUCTS • • i Direct To The FURNAS Ice Cream Co. | St. Paris, Ohio } The St. Paris News-Dispatch ! Is Proud To Present i The Parisian ! A product of the News-Dispatch j Commercial Printing department. The | Parisian is purely a St. Paris product, } all the work connected with its produc- | tion having been done right here in St. J Paris by the News-Dispatch printers. i We congratulate the Seniors of ’23 j upon their well edited and attractive J Annual. THE NEWS-DISPATCH. 15 Models 4 and 6 Cylinder BUICK SALES AND SERVICE t When Better Automobiles are Built Buick Will Build Them j j Auto Sales Garage Co. ! St. Paris, Ohio i i i i EXIDE BATTERIES BATTERY REPAIRNG